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Owner: smankikar
5-5, 26 roto pts (#6)
Z-Score:
-0.912 (percentile: 18.1%)
Weeks at #1: 0
Categories won:
Best Week:
Episode 9: The Dance of Dragons
(+2.5 roto points)
Team MVP:
Daenerys Targaryen
(picked #4,
99 points,
44.39% of team total)
Longest winstreak: W-3
Roster Stats
Roster
charId | Character | Special |
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31 |
Daenerys Targaryen
The last royal member of the Targaryen dynasty, Daenerys seeks to return home and reclaim the Iron Throne. With her three dragons and an army on Unsullied warriors, she has conquered several slave cities and rules over the city of Meereen.
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* Announcing her titles: "Mother of Dragons", "Breaker of Chains", etc. (min. of 2 titles) |
19 |
Jaime Lannister
The second of the Lannister children, he is Cersei's lover and twin brother, and also the father of her three children. He also serves as Lord Commander of the Kingsguard.
|
* +1 point for awkward waves with his metal hand * +1 point when he uses his metal hand in a combat situation * +1 point when someone (excl. Cersei) references incest with Cersei or her childrens' bastardy directly to him * 2x multiplier for sex acts involving incest (first cousin or closer) |
9 |
Brienne of Tarth
A skilled fighter and heir to House Tarth. A sworn sword to the late Catelyn Stark, she continues her mission to ensure the safety of the Stark girls.
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* Scores every time she mentions the "oath" or "vow" she swore to serve the Starks. * Scores every time someone references her size/masculinity/attractiveness. |
61 |
Theon Greyjoy
Heir to the Iron Islands, and formerly a ward of House Stark. Theon is currently a captive of Ramsay Bolton.
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+1 point for scenes where Theon refers to himself as "Reek" +1 point when his missing manhood is referenced |
93 |
Walder Frey
The elderly Lord of the Twins and now Lord of Riverrun after his betrayal of Robb Stark and the Northern forces.
|
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63 |
Yara Greyjoy
Theon's older sister, Yara was raised on the Iron Islands as a true Ironborn. She is a fearsome fighter and commands a longship of her own.
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+1 when referencing that she is a lesbian, or making a pass at another woman |
84 |
Robin Arryn
The young, sickly son of Jon Arryn and Lysa Tully. He is Lord of the Vale, although Petyr Baelish serves as Lord Protector until he comes of age.
|
Gains points in the the Wine category for breastfeeding. +1 point when he mentions making something "fly". |
78 |
Myrcella Baratheon
The only daughter of King Robert Baratheon and Queen Cersei Lannister. She was sent to Dorne to secure an alliance by marriage with House Martell.
|
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45 |
Eddison Tollett
A member of the Night's Watch. Edd commanded some of the forces on the Wall in the Battle at Castle Black.
|
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133 |
Leaf
A member of the Children of the Forest. She leads Bran and his companions to cave of the Three-eyed Raven.
|
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188 |
Yezzan zo Qaggaz (slave trader)
A slave trader from Yunkai.
|
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81 |
Sandor Clegane (The Hound)
A fearsome warrior known as the Hound. Sandor formerly served in the Kingsguard of Joffrey Baratheon and accompanied Arya Stark on her travels. He was left for dead after a fight with Brienne of Tarth.
|
* +1 point for scenes where he eats * 2x multiplier for actions performed while confronted by fire |
92 |
Edmure Tully
Catelyn Stark's brother, and the heir to House Tully and Riverrun. He is held as a prisoner of Lord Walder Frey after the betrayal at the Red Wedding.
|
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178 |
High Septon of the Faith (S3)
The High Septon is leader of the Faith of the Seven.
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+1 for officiating a religious ceremony |
Kills
11:28
(+2)
Brienne of Tarth:
Brienne slices one of Littlefinger's men as she and Podrick escape the inn.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
13:27
(+4)
Brienne of Tarth:
Brienne saves Podrick and kills two of Littlefinger's men on horseback, shattering the sword of the second soldier and stabbing him through the throat with her Valyrian sword, Oathkeeper.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
51:07
(+10)
Daenerys Targaryen:
Daenerys orders Mossador to be publicly executed in front of the Masters and former slaves of Meereen, for his murder of the captive Son of the Harpy.
(Kill of Named Character)
35:33
(+2)
Jaime Lannister:
Jaime catches the sabre of the Dornish rider in his metal hand, allowing him to retrieve his sword and stab him.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
5:23
(+2)
Daenerys Targaryen:
Daenerys shoves one of the Masters of Meereen in front of of her dragons and commands Rhaegal to roast.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
5:23
(+2)
Daenerys Targaryen:
Rhaegal roasts the Master alive, before he and Viserion tear his body apart and eat him.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
54:28
(+2)
Eddison Tollett:
Edd cuts down a wight as he, Tormund, and Jon Snow make a run for the dock.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
48:17
(+4)
Daenerys Targaryen:
Drogon crushes two Sons of the Harpy as he lands in the fighting pits.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
48:24
(+2)
Daenerys Targaryen:
Drogon catches a Son of the Harpy who attempts to charge Daenerys, ripping him in half and flinging the pieces to opposite ends of the fighting pit.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
48:34
(+10)
Daenerys Targaryen:
Drogon shoots flames at a group of five Sons of the Harpy, engulfing them in flames.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
48:42
(+10)
Daenerys Targaryen:
Drogon's second flame engulfs four Sons of the Harpy and an Unsullied soldier.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
48:55
(+8)
Daenerys Targaryen:
Drogon's third flame engulfs two Sons of the Harpy and two of the old Masters.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
49:01
(+2)
Daenerys Targaryen:
Drogon grabs a spear-wielding Son of the Harpy, slamming him into the ground.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
16:11
(+10)
Brienne of Tarth:
Brienne executes Stannis Baratheon to avenge Renly's murder. "In the name of Renly of House Baratheon, First of His Name, rightful King of the Andals and the First Men... I, Brienne of Tarth, sentence you to die."
(Kill of Named Character)
submitted by nyan (approved!)
18:43
(+10)
Theon Greyjoy:
Theon breaks and throws Myranda from the top of the Winterfell walls onto the ground below, saving Sansa Stark.
(Kill of Named Character)
Political Wins
38:49
(+3)
Daenerys Targaryen:
Daenerys denies Hizdahr zo Loraq's request for the fighting pits to be re-opened.
Hizdahr: "They did ask for some concessions."
Daenerys: "Concessions?"
Hizdahr: "Politics is the art of compromise, Your Grace."
Daenerys: "I'm not a politician. I'm a queen."
...
Hizdahr: "In the new world that you've brought to us, free men would fight free men. The pit fighters you liberated plead for this opportunity. Bring some here and ask them yourself."
Daenerys: "No fighting pits."
Hizdahr: "Opening them would show the people of Yunkai and Meereen that you respect their traditions."
Daenerys: "I do not respect the tradition of human cockfighting."
Hizdahr: "If you could-"
Daenerys: "How many times must I say no before you understand?" (Politics - uncategorized)
Hizdahr: "They did ask for some concessions."
Daenerys: "Concessions?"
Hizdahr: "Politics is the art of compromise, Your Grace."
Daenerys: "I'm not a politician. I'm a queen."
...
Hizdahr: "In the new world that you've brought to us, free men would fight free men. The pit fighters you liberated plead for this opportunity. Bring some here and ask them yourself."
Daenerys: "No fighting pits."
Hizdahr: "Opening them would show the people of Yunkai and Meereen that you respect their traditions."
Daenerys: "I do not respect the tradition of human cockfighting."
Hizdahr: "If you could-"
Daenerys: "How many times must I say no before you understand?" (Politics - uncategorized)
19:20
(+3)
Jaime Lannister:
Jaime coerces Bronn into his service, marrying off the noblewoman he is betrothed to, Lollys Stokeworth, to another knight, stripping Bronn of his opportunity for a noble title and lands. "Because you're going to come with me and help me with something important. And when we return... I'm going to give you a much better girl, and a much better castle."
(Politics - uncategorized)
24:10
(+3)
Daenerys Targaryen:
Daario captures a member of the Sons of the Harpy, who becomes Daenerys' prisoner.
(Politics - uncategorized)
48:20
(+3)
Daenerys Targaryen:
Daenerys takes Mossador as her prisoner, after he murders the Son of the Harpy.
Daenerys: "Once, the Masters were the law-"
Mossador: "And now you are the law."
Daenerys: "The law is the law." (Politics - uncategorized)
Daenerys: "Once, the Masters were the law-"
Mossador: "And now you are the law."
Daenerys: "The law is the law." (Politics - uncategorized)
3:33
(+3)
Daenerys Targaryen:
Daenerys has the leaders of Meereen's great families imprisoned, starting with Hizdahr zo Loraq.
Daenerys: "Round up the leaders of each of Meereen's great families and bring them to me."
Hizdahr: "But... I'm the leader of my family." (Politics - uncategorized)
Daenerys: "Round up the leaders of each of Meereen's great families and bring them to me."
Hizdahr: "But... I'm the leader of my family." (Politics - uncategorized)
10:01
(+3)
Theon Greyjoy:
After promising to help Sansa Stark light a signal candle at the top of the broken tower, Reek instead goes directly to Ramsay Bolton to inform him of Sansa's plot.
(Politics - uncategorized)
submitted by wpearsal (approved!)
Yezzan wins the auction and purchases Jorah Mormont for twenty gold Honors from Malko.
(Politics - uncategorized)
After Tyrion Lannister demonstrates his fighting prowess by beating a slave trader with his chains, Yezzan agrees to buy him as well. "You're right... he's funny."
(Politics - uncategorized)
Jorah re-enslaves himself to Yezzan for the chance to fight in the Great Pit. "Let me fight for her, and I belong to you."
(Politics - uncategorized)
18:40
(+3)
Theon Greyjoy:
Theon finally breaks and betrays the Boltons, saving Sansa Stark from one of Myranda's arrows before throwing Myranda off the walls of Winterfell.
(Politics - uncategorized)
28:42
(+3)
Myrcella Baratheon:
Myrcella figures out the secret of her parentage before Jaime can tell her. "I know... about you and mother. I think a part of me always knew. And I'm glad. I'm glad that you're my father."
(Politics - uncategorized)
submitted by coconnor723 (approved!)
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
27:18
(+3)
Brienne of Tarth:
to Podrick: "I don't care. I'm not your mother."
(Witty Insult)
submitted by nyan (approved!)
22:51
(+3)
Brienne of Tarth:
Pod asks about Renly's rumored sexuality.
Pod: "But...wasn't he ... Lord Tyrion said he was..."
Brienne: "Yes, Pod, he liked men. I'm not an idiot." (Funny Line)
Pod: "But...wasn't he ... Lord Tyrion said he was..."
Brienne: "Yes, Pod, he liked men. I'm not an idiot." (Funny Line)
submitted by alicehanners (approved!)
36:26
(+3)
Jaime Lannister:
after asking Bronn to bury the bodies of the Dornish riders: "I can't dig very well with one hand. Not at all, really."
(Funny Line)
43:40
(+3)
Daenerys Targaryen:
Daario Naharis: "I think I could protect you from Hizdahr zo Loraq"
Daenerys: "I think *I* could protect me from Hizdahr zo Loraq" (Witty Insult)
Daenerys: "I think *I* could protect me from Hizdahr zo Loraq" (Witty Insult)
23:03
(+3)
Daenerys Targaryen:
Daenerys takes away Tyrion's wine cup: "You're going to advise me... while you can still speak in complete sentences."
(Witty Insult)
23:22
(+3)
Daenerys Targaryen:
to Tyrion: "If I want jokes, I'll get myself a proper fool."
(Witty Insult)
11:30
(+3)
Jaime Lannister:
Jaime criticizes Myrcella's revealing attire in Doran Martell's court:
Jaime: "What a lovely dress."
Myrcella: "You don't like it?"
Jaime: "You must be cold." (Witty Insult)
Jaime: "What a lovely dress."
Myrcella: "You don't like it?"
Jaime: "You must be cold." (Witty Insult)
11:34
(+3)
Myrcella Baratheon:
Myrcella fires back at Jaime about her acclimation to the weather and culture of Dorne.
Jaime: "What a lovely dress."
Myrcella: "You don't like it?"
Jaime: "You must be cold."
Myrcella: "Not at all. The Dornish climate agrees with me." (Funny Line)
Jaime: "What a lovely dress."
Myrcella: "You don't like it?"
Jaime: "You must be cold."
Myrcella: "Not at all. The Dornish climate agrees with me." (Funny Line)
37:27
(+3)
Daenerys Targaryen:
Daenerys puts down Hizdahr's proclamations about his knowledge of the pit fighters: "Has your experience ever involved any actual fighting? You. Yourself. Have you ever killed another man who was trying to kill you?"
(Witty Insult)
Glasses of Wine Consumed
3:49
(+5)
Jaime Lannister:
Jaime takes a swig while below the deck of the merchant vessel that is smuggling him to Dorne.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
20:48
(+5)
Daenerys Targaryen:
drinks while speaking with Tyrion in her chambers.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
13:00
(+5)
Jaime Lannister:
Jaime drinks after Doran Martell proposes a toast. "Let us drink to Tommen, the First of His Name, King of the Andals and the First Men, Lord of the Seven Kingdoms."
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
Acts of Intercourse
39:25
(+5)
Daenerys Targaryen:
In bed with Daario, as they discuss the re-opening of the fighting pits.
(Act of Intercourse)
The High Septon is whipped naked through the streets of King's Landing after the Sparrows discover him in a brothel.
(Non-sexual Nude Scene)
29:24
(+10)
Daenerys Targaryen:
Daenerys and Daario Naharis share pillowtalk after a session in her chambers.
(Act of Intercourse)
30:04
(+5)
Daenerys Targaryen:
As she and Daario Naharis have post-sex pillow talk, Daario rolls on top of her and mounts her again.
(Act of Intercourse)
submitted by angurtheconsumer (approved!)
Deaths
29:49
(+10)
Myrcella Baratheon:
Myrcella begins bleeding from the nose, and she dies in Jaime's arms aboard the ship bound for King's Landing.
(Death)
Special
15:31
(+3)
Jaime Lannister:
Cersei talks to Jaime about Myrcella. "Then don't call her your daughter. You've never been a father to her."
(Special)
The High Septon administers the royal wedding of Tommen Baratheon and Margaery Tyrell.
(Special)
The High Septon tends to the needs of devout prostitutes in Littlefinger's brothel, in an elaborate ceremony of the Seven.
(Special)
submitted by nyan (approved!)
4:10
(+3)
Jaime Lannister:
Jaime: "We're not kidnapping their princess. We're rescuing my niece, bringing her back to her family."
Bronn: "Your niece?" (Special)
Bronn: "Your niece?" (Special)
30:29
(+3)
Jaime Lannister:
Bronn gives a raised eye to Jaime as he rows the both of them to shore in Dorne. Jaime raises his metal hand in response.
(Special)
35:29
(+3)
Jaime Lannister:
Jaime catches the sword of the Dornish rider in metal hand, allowing him to counter and stab him through the heart.
(Special)
27:07
(+3)
Jaime Lannister:
Ellaria: "You love her very much, don't you?"
Jaime: "Of course, she's my niece."
Ellaria: "I wasn't talking about her." (Special)
Jaime: "Of course, she's my niece."
Ellaria: "I wasn't talking about her." (Special)
29:07
(+3)
Jaime Lannister:
Jaime is confronted with his incest by his own daughter, Myrcella: "I know. About you and mother. I think a part of me always knew. And I'm glad. I'm glad that you're my father."
(Special)