Ser Dontos' Druthers

22.5 roto pts (#3)
Z-Score: -0.493 (percentile: 31.08%)
Weeks at #1: 0
Categories won:
Best Week: Episode 2: The House of Black and White (+5.5 roto points)
Team MVP: Daario Naharis (picked #16, 78 points, 19.45% of team total)

Roster Stats

Character	Drafted	Total	Kills	Politics	Insults	Wine	Sex	Deaths	Special
Daario Naharis Leader of the Second Sons, a sellsword company who broke their contract and now sides with Daenerys.	#16	78	29	3	15	5	20	0	6
Barristan Selmy The former Lord Commander of the Kingsguard of Robert and Joffrey Baratheon. After being dismissed by King Joffrey, he joins Daenerys to serve as her advisor and Queensguard.	#33	48	30	3	0	0	0	15	0
Doran Martell The head of House Martell of Dorne, and elder brother of Prince Oberyn Martell.	#25	47	0	24	18	5	0	0	0
Arya Stark The youngest of the Stark girls. She travels to Braavos to seek Jaqen H'gar.	#1	38	14	3	6	0	0	0	15
Jaqen H'ghar A member of the Faceless Men of Braavos, and a skilled assassin. After helping Arya escape from Harrenhal, his whereabouts are unknown.	#32	33	12	0	3	5	0	10	3
Olyvar A former prostitute, Olyvar now manages Littlefinger's brothels while he is away in the Eyrie.	#72	25	0	3	6	0	10	0	6
Olenna Redwyne (Grandma Tyrell) The matriarch of House Tyrell, Olenna is the grandmother of Margaery and Loras. Known as the "Queen of Thorns" for her sarcasm and wit.	#24	24	0	0	24	0	0	0	0
Brienne of Tarth A skilled fighter and heir to House Tarth. A sworn sword to the late Catelyn Stark, she continues her mission to ensure the safety of the Stark girls.	#9	22	16	0	6	0	0	0	0
White Walker (Samurai, formerly mislabeled Hobo) The White Walker in a samurai suit.	#73	22	10	0	0	0	0	12	0
Podrick Payne A squire who serves Tyrion Lannister.	#40	17	0	3	3	5	0	0	6
The Lord of Bones (Rattleshirt) A fearsome Wildling raider, who wears a giant's skull for a helmet and a coat of armor made of bones.	#17	15	0	0	3	0	0	12	0
Lancel Lannister A cousin of the Lannister children.	#48	12	0	12	0	0	0	0	0
Obara Sand One of Prince Oberyn Martell's bastard children, known as the Sand Snakes.	#8	11	2	6	3	0	0	0	0
White Walker (Night King) The apparent leader of the White Walkers.	#80	9	0	9	0	0	0	0	0
Denys Mallister A member of the Night's Watch and commander of the Shadow Tower, located the west end of the Wall.	#65	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
Rickon Stark The youngest of the Stark children. He splits off from Bran and travels with Osha to the Last Hearth, seat of House Umber.	#57	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
Beric Dondarrion Lord of Blackhaven, bannermen to House Baratheon. He now leads the Brotherhood Without Banners, an outlaw fighting group in the Riverlands.	#49	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
Brown Ben Plumm	#64	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
Gendry A bastard son of Robert Baratheon, although this fact is not widely known (even to Gendry himself). After being captured by Melisandre, he is freed by Ser Davos and escaped Dragonstone by rowboat. His whereabouts are currently unknown.	#41	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
Osha A wildling woman who serves the Starks. She splits off from Bran's group and travels with Rickon.	#56	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
Totals		401	113	66	87	20	30	49	36

Roster

charId	Character	Special
6	Arya Stark The youngest of the Stark girls. She travels to Braavos to seek Jaqen H'gar.	* Nymeria's actions contribute to her points. * +1 point for reciting her hitlist * adopting a new Faceless Man disguise
191	Obara Sand One of Prince Oberyn Martell's bastard children, known as the Sand Snakes.	+1 for invoking the name of Oberyn Martell
9	Brienne of Tarth A skilled fighter and heir to House Tarth. A sworn sword to the late Catelyn Stark, she continues her mission to ensure the safety of the Stark girls.	* Scores every time she mentions the "oath" or "vow" she swore to serve the Starks. * Scores every time someone references her size/masculinity/attractiveness.
36	Daario Naharis Leader of the Second Sons, a sellsword company who broke their contract and now sides with Daenerys.	+1 point each time he flirts with Daenerys.
180	The Lord of Bones (Rattleshirt) A fearsome Wildling raider, who wears a giant's skull for a helmet and a coat of armor made of bones.
59	Olenna Redwyne (Grandma Tyrell) The matriarch of House Tyrell, Olenna is the grandmother of Margaery and Loras. Known as the "Queen of Thorns" for her sarcasm and wit.	+1 point every time she interlocks arms with someone while walking.
185	Doran Martell The head of House Martell of Dorne, and elder brother of Prince Oberyn Martell.	+1 point for every on-screen step he takes
105	Jaqen H'ghar A member of the Faceless Men of Braavos, and a skilled assassin. After helping Arya escape from Harrenhal, his whereabouts are unknown.	+1 every time he dons a new disguise In the event that a Faceless Man's identity is ambiguous, points are awarded to the character whose face is worn at the time of the scoring event.
35	Barristan Selmy The former Lord Commander of the Kingsguard of Robert and Joffrey Baratheon. After being dismissed by King Joffrey, he joins Daenerys to serve as her advisor and Queensguard.	+1 point when he makes a suggestion to Daenerys and she ignores it.
27	Podrick Payne A squire who serves Tyrion Lannister.	+1 point for failed attempts at basic tasks. +1 point for surprising people with how good he is at a task
80	Gendry A bastard son of Robert Baratheon, although this fact is not widely known (even to Gendry himself). After being captured by Melisandre, he is freed by Ser Davos and escaped Dragonstone by rowboat. His whereabouts are currently unknown.	+1 point for each act of blacksmithing.
26	Lancel Lannister A cousin of the Lannister children.	+1 politics point when he publicly outs a named character for their sins
101	Beric Dondarrion Lord of Blackhaven, bannermen to House Baratheon. He now leads the Brotherhood Without Banners, an outlaw fighting group in the Riverlands.	Can receive points multiple times in the Death category +1 when shown igniting the flaming sword
11	Osha A wildling woman who serves the Starks. She splits off from Bran's group and travels with Rickon.
8	Rickon Stark The youngest of the Stark children. He splits off from Bran and travels with Osha to the Last Hearth, seat of House Umber.	+1 point for every scene where he has a speaking line Shaggydog's actions contribute to his points.
110	Brown Ben Plumm	[Special to be determined after character appears]
193	Denys Mallister A member of the Night's Watch and commander of the Shadow Tower, located the west end of the Wall.
126	Olyvar A former prostitute, Olyvar now manages Littlefinger's brothels while he is away in the Eyrie.	+1 point whenever he name-drops that the brothel "is Lord Petyr Baelish's establishment"
129	White Walker (Samurai, formerly mislabeled Hobo) The White Walker in a samurai suit.
130	White Walker (Night King) The apparent leader of the White Walkers.	* Actions of dragons while dragonriding * Wights or White Walker versions of named chars are counted as followers (unless shown to be re-animated by someone else) * Scenes of Winter arriving anywhere south of the Riverlands (inclusive) * works of White Walker art

Kills

Episode 2: The House of Black and White

11:28 (+2) Brienne of Tarth:

Brienne slices one of Littlefinger's men as she and Podrick escape the inn. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

13:27 (+4) Brienne of Tarth:

Brienne saves Podrick and kills two of Littlefinger's men on horseback, shattering the sword of the second soldier and stabbing him through the throat with her Valyrian sword, Oathkeeper. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

23:36 (+1) Daario Naharis :

Daario stabs a member of the Sons of the Harpy, who was concealed behind the wall of a hideout. (Major Injury of Unnamed Character)

44:07 (+2) Arya Stark:

Arya kills a pigeon on the streets of Braavos. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

51:07 (+10) Daario Naharis :

Daario beheads Mossador with his arakh in a public execution. Mossador was sentenced to death on Daenerys' orders, after he murdered the captive Son of the Harpy. (Kill of Named Character)

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If you have a low scoring team week in and week out, I don't think you should be able to move up in the rankings, right? You should have to have players that score points to move up. Roto scoring will keep it closer than raw scoring because the total points you can get for each category is limited by how many teams are in your league, but you still have to have points to move up in the standings. You're best bet might be head-to-head scoring if you want something to matter from week to week, but that also has its limitations because some characters can disappear for several episodes (i.e. Roose, Theon, and Ramsay so far) -wpearsal

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2015 Apr 21 moonbaseu92 and nyan like this
wpearsal, it wouldn't be about moving up in the rankings if you have a low-scoring team. It would mean moving up in the rankings--just a BIT--if your team is the ONLY one scoring. Imagine if your team sucks through episodes 1-5 and then in episode 6, you score 5x what anyone else does in every category. Yet it barely makes a dent in raw stats and doesn't affect you at all in roto. I'm not saying you should win, but "winning" an episode should matter. -alicehanners

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2015 Apr 23
Clarifying a bit on Roto scoring - Roto Points *always* represent the current state for the season so far, NOT the current episode. So huge performances *will* be able to dramatically shift the standings, similar to normal Direct Points (but unlike the H2H leagues).

So alicehanners in your scenario:
TeamsA/B/C (3 teams) all score 3-5 kills per episode, from Episodes 1-8.
TeamD scores 1 kill per episode from E1-8, and is last place in the category so far.

At the end of E8, TeamA/B/C will have 4, 3, and 2 Roto pts for Kills. TeamD will have 1 Roto pt.

Then TeamD has a HUGE Episode 9 where they score 100+ Kills, enough to put them in 1st place overall for the season. They will jump 3 spots in the category ranking, and at the end of E9 TeamD has 4 Roto pts for Kills, A/B/C have 3, 2, and 1 pts.

Say E10 is a quiet episode and everyone has 1-2 kills, not enough to change the standings. In that case, TeamD remains in the lead for Kills, and ends the season with 4 Roto pts and wins the league (if Kills are the only category).

So for "it barely makes a dent in raw stats and doesn't affect you at all in roto", I think the opposite is actually true. A big episode can mean a huge standings shift in Roto and Normal Direct-scoring leagues. H2H is where it would be impossible to make a big standings shift (a win is still just 1 win, regardless of whether you win 18-15 or 88-15). -nyan

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2015 Apr 23 moonbaseu92 likes this

Episode 4: The Sons of the Harpy

38:50 (+2) Obara Sand:

Obara throws her spear through the head of the merchant who smuggled Jaime and Bronn into Dorne. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

47:48 (+30) Barristan Selmy:

Barristan arrives to the scene of the Unsullied ambush. He cuts down 15 of the Sons of the Harpy in an attempt to save Grey Worm, but is eventually cut down by the mob.
1. Slashed across the back as Barristan arrives
2. Slashed across the stomach as the mob engages
3. Slashed across the side after his first strike is parried
4. Held in place by Barristan to receive a stab from a fellow Son of the Harpy
5. Slashed across the chest
6. Sliced through the stomach
7. Sliced across the back
8. Stabbed through the stomach
9. Beheaded from behind
10. Slashed through with an uppercut swing
11. Stabbed through the stomach
12. Slashes across the stomach
13. Slashes after stabbing Barristan's leg
14. Stabbed through while Barristan is kneeling on the ground
15. Stabbed simultaneously while another stabs Barristan through the stomach (mostly obscured behind the surviving fighter) (Kill of Unnamed Character)

There's a lot of speculation on this - Barristan is definitely injured but may still survive. Death points (if any) will be counted in the episode where death is confirmed. -nyan

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2015 May 5
I think #4 may be somewhat debatable - assists don't count, and Barristan simply held the Harpy in place while he was stabbed by the other. Arguably though, Barristan knew the stab was coming, and he positioned the Harpy in the way to receive it. I went with that interpretation and credited Barristan with the kill. -nyan

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2015 May 5 alicehanners likes this
In the preview for episode 5, there's a shot of Dany standing over Barristan's body and I'm 100% sure he's dead -cfitzgerald

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2015 May 7
See event/1525 for more discussion.
While the previews may give a hint, I don't think they're authoritative - e.g. if there's a scene showing Barristan's funeral, it may come from later in the episode and Barristan actually gets an opening scene with a few last words to Daenerys before dying. Also since some viewers don't watch them, it would introduce some spoilers to include information from the previews in the scoring. -nyan

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2015 May 7

Episode 6: Unbowed, Unbent, Unbroken

9:20 (+2) Jaqen H'ghar:

Jaqen whips Arya bloody with a switch as she fails her test of lie-telling in the House of Black and White. (Minor Injury of Named Character)

15:19 (+2) Arya Stark:

Arya eases the pain of a sick girl by helping her drink the poisonous water from the House of Black and White. "...I drank the water from his fountain. It healed me. I've devoted my life to him now. You don't want to hurt anymore? Drink." (Kill of Unnamed Character)

Episode 8: Hardhome

50:26 (+10) White Walker (Samurai, formerly mislabeled Hobo):

After shattering his axe with its ice spear, the White Walker stabs Loboda through the stomach. (Kill of Named Character)

Episode 9: The Dance of Dragons

44:46 (+4) Daario Naharis :

Daario kills two Sons of the Harpy as they reveal themselves and try to attack Daenerys. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

45:11 (+2) Daario Naharis :

Daario kills another Son of the Harpy while defending Daenerys in the fighting pit gallery. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

47:18 (+8) Daario Naharis :

Daario cuts down four enemies as Daenerys' group becomes encircled by the Sons of the Harpy mob. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

49:13 (+2) Daario Naharis :

Daario slices a Son of the Harpy with his arakh in the middle of the fighting pits. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

49:46 (+2) Daario Naharis :

Daario throws his dagger into the stomach of a spear-wielding Son of the Harpy. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

Episode 10: Mother's Mercy

16:11 (+10) Brienne of Tarth:

Brienne executes Stannis Baratheon to avenge Renly's murder. "In the name of Renly of House Baratheon, First of His Name, rightful King of the Andals and the First Men... I, Brienne of Tarth, sentence you to die." (Kill of Named Character)

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Hmm... 3 likes so far. Originally I thought this was a somewhat ambiguous death, but I'm more certain she went through with it on a rewatch. -nyan

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2015 Jun 16
I'm not convinced that she killed him. Anyway, hasn't the convention been to delay awarding points until we have on-screen confirmation of a death (e.g. Barristan bled out at the end of one episode, but wasn't counted as a death until the following one when we see his body)? -elaine

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2015 Jun 16
@elaine, the pure scorekeeper in me doesn't like this as much either, but I'll end up recording the Kill and Death points based on it being highly likely that it happened. Pragmatically there is more riding on this death than Barristan's, because his potential death would just be recorded in the subsequent episode, which isn't a possibility here. Ultimately I think more players will be happier with the points recorded. -nyan

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2015 Jun 30

22:44 (+10) Arya Stark:

Arya brutally stabs Merynt Trant in a Braavosi brothel, before slitting his throat in revenge for the death of Syrio Forel. "I've gotten a few of the others (on her hitlist). The Many-Faced God stole a few more from me. But I'm glad he left me you." (Kill of Named Character)

24:09 (+10) Jaqen H'ghar:

Jaqen commits suicide to balance out Arya's killing of Meryn Trant. "A girl stole from the Many-Faced God. Now a debt is owed. Only death can pay for life." (Kill of Named Character)

Political Wins

Episode 2: The House of Black and White

7:54 (+3) Podrick Payne:

Podrick discovers Sansa in disguise with Petyr Baelish. "My Lady (Brienne)... Sansa Stark. Don't look! ... She's dyed her hair, but it's her." (Politics - uncategorized)

25:41 (+3) Barristan Selmy:

Barristan convinces Daenerys to give the Son of the Harpy a fair trial instead of executing him immediately. "Your Grace... I served in [Mad King Aerys'] Kingsguard. I was at his side from the first. Your enemies did not lie." (Politics - uncategorized)

Episode 3: The High Sparrow

41:36 (+3) Lancel Lannister:

Lancel leads the Sparrows into Littlefinger's brothel, where they discover the High Septon patronizing two prostitutes.
Lancel: "You have profaned our Faith. The Faith of our fathers and forefathers."
High Septon: "I am the High Septon of the-"
Lancel: "You are a sinner. And you shall be punished." (Politics - uncategorized)

41:50 (+3) Lancel Lannister:

Lancel and other the Sparrows parade the High Septon naked through the streets, after catching him with two prostitutes in Littlefinger's brothel. (Politics - uncategorized)

Episode 4: The Sons of the Harpy

11:41 (+3) Lancel Lannister:

Lancel leads a troop of Sparrows to arrest Loras for his homosexuality.
Lancel: "Ser Loras, of House Tyrell. You have broken the laws of Gods and Men."
Loras Tyrell: "Who do you think you are?"
Lancel: "Justice." (Politics - uncategorized)

37:34 (+3) Obara Sand:

Nymeria whips off a barrel concealing the captain that smuggled Jaime and Bronn into Dorne. He was captured after attempting to sell this information to Obara Sand. (Politics - uncategorized)

37:39 (+3) Obara Sand:

Obara discovers that Jaime has arrived in Dorne after interrogating the ship captain who smuggled him in. "A ship's captain who found me in Planky Town, claiming he had information to sell. He told me he smuggled Jaime Lannister into Dorne." (Politics - uncategorized)

Episode 6: Unbowed, Unbent, Unbroken

34:55 (+18) Doran Martell:

After their fight in the Water Gardens over Princess Myrcella, Jaime Lannister, Bronn, Obara, Nymeria, Tyene, and Ellaria Sand are all captured by Areo Hotah, the household guard for Doran Martell. (Politics - uncategorized)

41:43 (+3) Olyvar:

Olyvar betrays Loras Tyrell, exposing his homosexuality to the High Sparrow's inquest.
High Sparrow: "And what occurred in his chamber?"
Olyvar: "We engaged in intimate relations."
High Sparrow: "You lay with him?"
Olyvar: "That night and many others." (Politics - uncategorized)

Episode 7: The Gift

58:03 (+3) Lancel Lannister:

Lancel confesses his and Cersei's sins to the High Sparrow.
High Sparrow: "A young man (Lancel) came to us not long ago. Broken in body and spirit. He had so much to strip away. So much weighing him down. But piece by piece, he unburdened himself. Let go of vanity, pride, sin. Now his soul is so light, he will float through the Seven Heavens like a bird. Hmm. And he has much to say about you." (Politics - uncategorized)

Episode 8: Hardhome

57:51 (+3) White Walker (Night King):

The White Walker King raises Karsi from the dead, re-animating her as a wight. (Politics - uncategorized)

58:27 (+3) White Walker (Night King):

The White Walker King and its horde of wights wins the Battle of Hardhome. (Politics - uncategorized)

58:27 (+3) White Walker (Night King):

The White Walker King captures the Wildling settlement of Hardhome. (Politics - uncategorized)

Episode 9: The Dance of Dragons

13:17 (+3) Doran Martell:

Doran agrees to Tommen's request that Myrcella return to Dorne, over the angry protestations of Ellaria. (Politics - uncategorized)

24:27 (+3) Arya Stark:

Arya discovers Ser Meryn's pedophilic sexual tastes. (Politics - uncategorized)

26:00 (+3) Doran Martell:

Ellaria Sand breaks down and becomes a follower of Doran Martell again. "You can swear your allegiance to me now... or you can die." (Politics - uncategorized)

Episode 10: Mother's Mercy

34:50 (+3) Daario Naharis :

Daario directs traffic in Meereen in the absence of Daenerys, ordering Tyrion, Grey Worm, and Missandei to manage the city while he and Jorah venture out in search of Daenerys. "Good fortune, my friends. Meereen is ancient and glorious. Try not to ruin her." (Politics - uncategorized)

Insults Delivered / Funny Lines

Episode 1: The Wars to Come

27:18 (+3) Brienne of Tarth:

to Podrick: "I don't care. I'm not your mother." (Witty Insult)

submitted by nyan (approved!)

Episode 2: The House of Black and White

8:13 (+3) Podrick Payne:

Brienne: "Ready the horses."
Podrick: "We only have one horse." (Funny Line)

20:42 (+3) Doran Martell:

Doran: "Oberyn was slain during a trial by combat. By law, that is no murder."
Ellaria: "Your brother-"
Doran: "You don't have to remind me. He was my brother long before he was anything to you." (Witty Insult)

20:58 (+3) Doran Martell:

Doran delivers a stern rebuke to the decision-making ability of Ellaria and his hot-headed subjects.
Doran: "You would have me go to war?"
Ellaria: "The whole country would have you go to war."
Doran: "Then we are lucky the whole country does not decide." (Witty Insult)

submitted by moonbaseu92 (approved!)

44:36 (+3) Arya Stark:

Braavosi thief: "That's a nice little sword. Worth a hundred pigeons a sword like that."
Arya: "Nothing's worth anything to dead men." (Threat)

Episode 3: The High Sparrow

22:51 (+3) Brienne of Tarth:

Pod asks about Renly's rumored sexuality.
Pod: "But...wasn't he ... Lord Tyrion said he was..."
Brienne: "Yes, Pod, he liked men. I'm not an idiot." (Funny Line)

submitted by alicehanners (approved!)

28:53 (+3) Arya Stark:

Arya: "Cunt!" (Funny Line)

submitted by alicehanners (approved!)

I didn't pick up on this one personally, but a few other people have mentioned it - was it the way she said it? I'll go with the popular demand if this gets a lot of likes/supporting comments. -nyan

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2015 Apr 28
I think this should definitely count. Right or wrong I think this got one of the biggest laughs among our league. -moonbaseu92

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2015 Apr 28
Got some good laughs from my league aswell. -timguttman

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2015 Apr 28
By overwhelming popular demand - approved! -nyan

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41:08 (+3) Olyvar:

In Littlefinger's brothel, during an elaborate roleplay of the Seven.
Olyvar: "Which of the Seven will you worship today?"
High Septon: "The Maiden..."
Olyvar: *muttering* "...always the Maiden." (Funny Line)

41:15 (+3) Olyvar:

Olyvar: "Which of the Seven will you worship today?"
High Septon: "The Maiden... and the Stranger."
Olyvar: "Two is extra, you realize?" (Funny Line)

Episode 6: Unbowed, Unbent, Unbroken

35:35 (+3) Olenna Redwyne (Grandma Tyrell):

The Tyrell caravan stops just so Grandma Tyrell can deliver a burn on the entire city of King's Landing.
"Oh... you can smell the shit from five miles away." (Funny Line)

35:57 (+3) Olenna Redwyne (Grandma Tyrell):

"Renly Baratheon shagged half the stable boys in the Seven Kingdoms. Everyone knew, no one cared." (Witty Insult)

36:34 (+3) Olenna Redwyne (Grandma Tyrell):

to Cersei: "Put the pen down, dear. We both know you're not writing anything." (Witty Insult)

36:38 (+3) Olenna Redwyne (Grandma Tyrell):

Cersei Lannister: "Ah, yes. The famously tart-tongued Queen of Thorns."
Olenna: "And the famous tart, Queen Cersei." (Witty Insult)

37:25 (+3) Olenna Redwyne (Grandma Tyrell):

Cersei Lannister: "As for your veiled threats..."
Olenna: "What veil?" (Threat)

Episode 7: The Gift

33:31 (+3) Olenna Redwyne (Grandma Tyrell):

High Sparrow: "I'm telling you a simple truth - I serve the Gods. The Gods demand justice."
Olenna: "How do they communicate their demands? By raven or horse?" (Witty Insult)

40:27 (+3) Obara Sand:

Bronn: "It's against my code to hurt a woman.
Obara: "It's amazing how many men we beat seem to have this code." (Witty Insult)

44:24 (+3) Olenna Redwyne (Grandma Tyrell):

Petyr Baelish: "It was an establishment like no other. The sheer range of appetites catered to. Desires that didn't even exist until we invented them."
Olenna: "You've always been rather impressed with yourself, haven't you?" (Witty Insult)

44:59 (+3) Olenna Redwyne (Grandma Tyrell):

Petyr Baelish: "I promise you-"
Olenna Tyrell: "I promise you, Lord Baelish, that our fates are joined. Together we murdered a king. If my house should fall, I will have nothing to hide. And if I should meet with some accident here at your broken little flesh market, they'll never even find what's left of you." (Threat)

Episode 8: Hardhome

32:46 (+3) The Lord of Bones (Rattleshirt):

to Tormund: "You and the pretty crow do a lot of talking, Tormund? And when you're done talking, do you get down on your knees and suck his co-" (Threat)

Episode 9: The Dance of Dragons

13:58 (+3) Doran Martell:

after Ellaria Sand insults him: "You are mother to four of my nieces, girls I love very much. For their sake, I hope you live a long and happy life. Speak to me that way again, and you won't." (Witty Insult)

16:24 (+3) Doran Martell:

Areo Hotah; "Prince Doran, Ser Bronn of the Blackwater."
Doran: "I didn't realize there were 'knights' of the Blackwater" (Witty Insult)

16:59 (+3) Doran Martell:

Jaime: "[Trystane Martell] has agreed to grant you your freedom."
Bronn: "I'm glad to hear it. Pie looks good."
[Areo Hotah possibly breaks Bronn's jaw with an elbow to the face]
Doran: "...Perhaps some soup instead." (Witty Insult)

25:05 (+3) Jaqen H'ghar:

Arya Stark: "The thin man wasn't hungry today."
Jaqen: "Perhaps that is why a man is thin." (Funny Line)

26:15 (+3) Doran Martell:

to Ellaria Sand: "I believe in second chances. I don't believe in third chances." (Threat)

37:54 (+3) Daario Naharis :

Daario talks about his history in the fighting pits: "But the pile of angry muscles (strong and slow pit fighters) never had any muscles here, or... *points dagger at Hizdahr's head* here. And the big men were always too slow to stop my dagger from going where their muscles weren't."

Read more at: http://transcripts.foreverdreaming.org/viewtopic.php?f=67&t=18722 (Witty Insult)

40:13 (+3) Daario Naharis :

Hizdahr zo Loraq: "Your Grace-"
Daario: "Shut your mouth." (Threat)

Episode 10: Mother's Mercy

31:34 (+3) Daario Naharis :

to Jorah, on Tyrion: "Does he always talk so much?"
Jorah: *nods* (Funny Line)

33:34 (+3) Daario Naharis :

Daario: "Have you ever tracked animals in the wilderness?"
Tyrion: "Not precisely, but I have other skills that would be useful."
Daario: "Can you fight?"
Tyrion: "I have fought. I don't claim to be a great warrior."
Daario: "Are you good on a horse?"
Tyrion: "Middling."
Daario: "So mainly you talk." (Witty Insult)

34:08 (+3) Daario Naharis :

on Grey Worm: "He is. He's the toughest man with no balls I ever met." (Witty Insult)

Glasses of Wine Consumed

Episode 1: The Wars to Come

40:14 (+5) Daario Naharis :

Daario drinks in bed with Daenerys. (Glass of Wine Consumed)

Episode 2: The House of Black and White

7:38 (+5) Podrick Payne:

Podrick drinks a mug of ale while he and Brienne stop at an inn. (Glass of Wine Consumed)

Episode 9: The Dance of Dragons

12:55 (+5) Doran Martell:

Doran drinks after proposing a toast to Jaime Lannister. "Let us drink to Tommen, the First of His Name, King of the Andals and the First Men, Lord of the Seven Kingdoms." (Glass of Wine Consumed)

Episode 10: Mother's Mercy

24:09 (+5) Jaqen H'ghar:

Jaqen drinks a glass of the poisoned liquid in the House of Black and White. (Glass of Wine Consumed)

Acts of Intercourse

Episode 1: The Wars to Come

32:02 (+10) Olyvar:

Olyvar in bed with Loras, admiring the striking resemblance of Loras' birthmarks to the geography of Dorne. (Act of Intercourse)

39:31 (+10) Daario Naharis :

Daario pours wine after a session with Daenerys, as they discuss the re-opening of the fighting pits. (Act of Intercourse)

Episode 7: The Gift

29:24 (+5) Daario Naharis :

Daario and Daenerys share pillowtalk after a session in her chambers. (Act of Intercourse)

30:04 (+5) Daario Naharis :

As he and Daenerys have post-sex pillow talk, Daario rolls on top of her and mounts her again. (Act of Intercourse)

submitted by angurtheconsumer (approved!)

Deaths

Episode 5: Kill the Boy

2:14 (+10) Barristan Selmy:

Barristan's body lies in Daenery's throneroom after he was cut down by the Sons of the Harpy. (Death)

Episode 6: Unbowed, Unbent, Unbroken

+1 for Barristan Selmy

Episode 7: The Gift

+1 for Barristan Selmy

Episode 8: Hardhome

33:05 (+10) The Lord of Bones (Rattleshirt):

The Lord of Bones has his skull smashed in with his own club after insulting Tormund. (Death)

51:51 (+10) White Walker (Samurai, formerly mislabeled Hobo):

After its ice spear is parried by Jon Snow, the White Walker is slashed through by Jon's Valyrian Steel sword, Longclaw, and shatters into bits of ice. (Death)

+1 for Barristan Selmy

Episode 9: The Dance of Dragons

+1 for Barristan Selmy, +1 for White Walker (Samurai, formerly mislabeled Hobo), +1 for The Lord of Bones (Rattleshirt)

Episode 10: Mother's Mercy

24:15 (+10) Jaqen H'ghar:

Jaqen commits suicide to balance out Arya's killing of Meryn Trant. "A girl stole from the Many-Faced God. Now a debt is owed. Only death can pay for life." (Death)

+1 for Barristan Selmy, +1 for White Walker (Samurai, formerly mislabeled Hobo), +1 for The Lord of Bones (Rattleshirt)

Special

Episode 1: The Wars to Come

39:02 (+3) Daario Naharis :

While Daenerys holds court with Hizdahr zo Loraq, Daario pulls out his dagger and suggestively strokes its naked lady hilt while Daenerys eyes him. (Special)

Episode 2: The House of Black and White

5:37 (+15) Arya Stark:

Arya recites her hitlist five times while waiting outside the House of Black & White. "Cersei. Walder Frey. The Mountain. Meryn Trant." (Special)

12:07 (+3) Podrick Payne:

Podrick's fails to control his horse as it runs loose during the chase by Littlefinger's men. (Special)

13:01 (+3) Podrick Payne:

Podrick loses control of his horse again, after it rears onto its hind legs and throws Podrick into the river. (Special)

45:16 (+3) Jaqen H'ghar:

Jaqen reveals himself to Arya, removing his disguise and inviting her into the House of Black and White. (Special)

Episode 3: The High Sparrow

41:31 (+3) Olyvar:

Olyvar protests as the Sparrows break into Littlefinger's brothel to expose the High Septon: "What are you doing? This establishment belongs to Lord Petyr Baelish, you can't-" (Special)

Episode 4: The Sons of the Harpy

10:26 (+3) Olyvar:

Olyvar grabs a Sparrow as they invade Littlefinger's brothel, and gets elbowed in the face. "This is Lord Petyr Baelish's establishment!" (Special)

Episode 9: The Dance of Dragons

38:00 (+3) Daario Naharis :

Daario stares dreamily into Daenerys' eyes while talking about his past as a pit fighter: "Yes, whenever I saw a beast like that one standing across from me making his beast faces, I knew I could rest easy." (Special)

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