The Onion Wight
The League That Was Promised
Owner: jpryanlaw
61.5 roto pts (#1)
Z-Score:
1.912 (percentile: 97.22%)
Weeks at #1: 3
Categories won:
Political Wins (54), Insults Delivered / Funny Lines (84), Glasses of Wine Consumed (70), A Game of Thrones (33), Special (117)
Best Week:
Episode 3: The Long Night
(+14.5 roto points)
Team MVP:
Wight Army (Extras)
(picked #9,
271 points,
42.95% of team total)
Roster Stats
Roster
| charId | Character | Special |
|---|---|---|
| 17 |
Tyrion Lannister
|
* +1 point each time he is denied a drink * +1 point whenever he physically gives someone a coin (or other legal tender) |
| 397 |
Wight Army (Extras)
|
* glowing blue eyes (each set) simply staring at human characters without taking action (e.g. not attacking/pursuing) * scores battle victories if featured in on-screen action |
| 50 |
Davos Seaworth
|
* +1 point every time his fingers or onions are referenced * +1 point when invoking Shireen's name |
| 80 |
Gendry
|
+1 point for each act of blacksmithing. |
| 45 |
Eddison Tollett
|
|
| 95 |
Tycho Nestoris
|
|
| 111 |
Bronze Yohn Royce
|
|
| 173 |
Hallyne (Pyromancer)
|
Kills
15:32
(+2)
Wight Army (Extras):
A wight leaps onto an Unsullied soldier as the undead crash into the Unsullied front line.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
15:38
(+2)
Wight Army (Extras):
An Unsullied soldier is knocked to the ground as he bleeds out over the snow.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
15:39
(+2)
Wight Army (Extras):
A wight severs the arm of an Unsullied soldier
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
15:40
(+2)
Wight Army (Extras):
A wight rips apart the throat of an an Unsullied soldier with its bare hands
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
15:40
(+2)
Wight Army (Extras):
A wight pushes a sword through the throat of an Unsullied soldier
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
15:41
(+4)
Wight Army (Extras):
Wights gang tackle two Unsullied soldiers from the side
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
15:42
(+2)
Wight Army (Extras):
Wights decapitate an Unsullied soldier as he lays injured on the ground
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
15:58
(+2)
Wight Army (Extras):
A Vale soldier is run through by a wight, after valiantly bashing one to bits with his shield.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
16:02
(+2)
Wight Army (Extras):
The wights slash another Northern soldier in the throat.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
16:03
(+2)
Wight Army (Extras):
A wight eats the face of a chainmailed soldier on the ground.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
16:51
(+2)
Wight Army (Extras):
A chainmail-clad wight pulls down a screaming Northern soldier.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
19:34
(+2)
Eddison Tollett:
Edd rescues Samwell Tarly and stabs the wight on top of him.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
19:51
(+10)
Wight Army (Extras):
A wight runs a sword through the back of Eddison Tollet moments after he rescues Samwell Tarly.
(Kill of Named Character)
24:41
(+2)
Wight Army (Extras):
A wight lunges onto a soldier as the Northern forces make their hasty retreat back to Winterfell.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Gendry smacks a kneeling wight with his axe as he runs towards the Winterfell walls.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
26:02
(+2)
Wight Army (Extras):
A wight gets very stabby with a Northern soldier on the ground.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
26:50
(+6)
Wight Army (Extras):
Wights tackle the three Winterfell torch runners before they can make it to light the trenches.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
37:35
(+4)
Wight Army (Extras):
The wights begin to breach the defenses at the wall, knocking over one defender and lunging atop another screaming Northern soldier.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
37:43
(+8)
Wight Army (Extras):
The Wight Army overtakes the wall, mauling 4 of its defenders and forcing the heroes to make a retreat.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
37:52
(+4)
Wight Army (Extras):
The wights jump two more Northern soldiers, dragging one of them across the ramparts and down to the zombie mosh pit below.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
38:53
(+10)
Wight Army (Extras):
After overrunning the castle wall, the wights descend onto the courtyard, massacring the first group of Northern soldiers they encounter.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
38:55
(+4)
Wight Army (Extras):
A hero wight manages to cut down two Northern soldiers on its own.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
39:04
(+2)
Wight Army (Extras):
A wight corners a Norther soldier and stabs him repeatedly in the stomach.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
39:21
(+6)
Wight Army (Extras):
Wights begin overrunning the inner courtyard at Winterfell, tackling or slashing at 3 Northern soldiers.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
39:25
(+2)
Wight Army (Extras):
The wights run a Northern soldier off a sloping roof adjoining the Winterfell walls.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
39:34
(+2)
Wight Army (Extras):
A wight stabs a Northern soldier through the throat.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
39:36
(+2)
Wight Army (Extras):
Wights impale a Northern soldier onto the dragonglass-barbed Czech hedgehog, forming a safe platform for them to overrun the defense.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
40:31
(+4)
Wight Army (Extras):
Wights jump the courtyard and cut down two Mormont soldiers.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
51:52
(+10)
Wight Army (Extras):
Beric blocks the doorway for a few moments as the wights finish him off in one of the most intense TSA frisk checks of all time.
(Kill of Named Character)
61:52
(+2)
Wight Army (Extras):
The wights break into the crypts, dragging a girl into the darkness of one of the vaults.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
62:02
(+2)
Wight Army (Extras):
A girl trips in the crypts and is dragged into the bokeh as the wights attack.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
62:18
(+2)
Wight Army (Extras):
An Iroborn is tackled by a wight in the Godswood.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
63:19
(+5)
Wight Army (Extras):
Taking advantage of a prolonged landing, the horde of wights descend on Drogon, stabbing him all over as he attempts to fly away.
(Major Injury of Named Character)
Gendry slashes down five wights as he and Tormund battle atop a mountain of wights and bodies.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
65:04
(+2)
Wight Army (Extras):
A wight kills a Nothern soldier in the hallway moments before he is killed by Jon Snow.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
65:30
(+10)
Wight Army (Extras):
As the Ironborn make their last stand in the Godswood, the wights take them down one by one.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
66:19
(+4)
Wight Army (Extras):
The wight eats the faces off of two people as they flood the Winterfell crypts.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Gendry cuts down two wights as he and Tormund fight atop a mound of wights.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
68:16
(+2)
Wight Army (Extras):
The wights bash in a woman against a statue in the Winterfell crypts.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
68:19
(+2)
Wight Army (Extras):
A wight chases down a mother and her two children and nabs the slower one that is less important to her in the crypts of Winterfell.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
77:55
(+10)
Wight Army (Extras):
After facing an onslaught of wights converging on Daenerys, Jorah succumbs to his wounds, having successfully defended his Queen.
(Kill of Named Character)
submitted by brendan.hamme (approved!)
78:00
(+1)
Wight Army (Extras):
End-of-battle tally: minor injuries to Jon Snow throughout the battle
(Minor Injury of Named Character)
78:00
(+1)
Wight Army (Extras):
End-of-battle tally: minor injuries to Brienne of Tarth throughout the battle
(Minor Injury of Named Character)
78:00
(+1)
Wight Army (Extras):
End-of-battle tally: minor injuries to Tormund Giantsbane throughout the battle
(Minor Injury of Named Character)
78:00
(+1)
Wight Army (Extras):
End-of-battle tally: minor injuries to Sandor Clegane throughout the battle
(Minor Injury of Named Character)
78:00
(+1)
Wight Army (Extras):
End-of-battle tally: minor injuries to Gendry throughout the battle
(Minor Injury of Named Character)
78:00
(+1)
Wight Army (Extras):
End-of-battle tally: minor injuries to Podrick Payne throughout the battle
(Minor Injury of Named Character)
78:00
(+1)
Wight Army (Extras):
End-of-battle tally: minor injuries to Grey Worm throughout the battle
(Minor Injury of Named Character)
78:00
(+1)
Wight Army (Extras):
End-of-battle tally: minor injuries to Samwell Tarly throughout the battle
(Minor Injury of Named Character)
Political Wins
14:06
(+3)
Wight Army (Extras):
The Wight Army routs Jorah Mormont's cavalry charge with the Dothraki horde, winning the initial skirmish outside the walls of Winterfell.
(Victorious Battle)
29:35
(+3)
Wight Army (Extras):
The Wight Army wins the second phase of the battle, pushing the Northern armies to retreat back within Winterfell and slaughtering almost all of the Unsullied defenders.
(Victorious Battle)
42:28
(+3)
Wight Army (Extras):
The Army of the Dead wins the third phase of the battle, overrunning the Winterfall walls and reaching the interior of the castle.
(Victorious Battle)
59:25
(+3)
Wight Army (Extras):
The Wight Army's numbers multiply as they add the dead Dothraki, Unsullied, and Northern armies to their ranks.
(Acquire a New Castle/City/Army/Loot)
Gendry receives high marks on his peer reviews after the Battle of Winterfell, and he is legitimized as a non-bastard and named Lord Baratheon of Storm's End.
Daenerys Targaryen: "I think you should be Lord of Storm's End.
Gendry: "That can't be, I'm a bastard."
Daenerys: "No, you are Lord Gendry Baratheon of Storm's End. The lawful son of Robert Baratheon. Because that is what I have made you." (New Title)
Daenerys Targaryen: "I think you should be Lord of Storm's End.
Gendry: "That can't be, I'm a bastard."
Daenerys: "No, you are Lord Gendry Baratheon of Storm's End. The lawful son of Robert Baratheon. Because that is what I have made you." (New Title)
33:53
(+3)
Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion and Jon convince Daenerys to take a more cautioned approach to the war and lay siege to King's Landing instead of destroying it.
Daenerys: "No matter how many lords turn against her, as long as she sits on the Iron Throne, she can call herself Queen of the Seven Kingdoms. We need the capital."
Tyrion: "I watched the people of King's Landing rebel against their king when they were hungry, and that was before winter began. Give them the opportunity and they will cast Cersei aside."
Jon: "We'll surround the city. If the Iron Fleet tries to ferry in more food, the dragons will destroy them. If the Lannisters and the Golden Company attack, we'll defeat them in the field."
Tyrion: "Once the people see that Cersei is our only enemy, her reign is over." (Convincing Argument)
Daenerys: "No matter how many lords turn against her, as long as she sits on the Iron Throne, she can call herself Queen of the Seven Kingdoms. We need the capital."
Tyrion: "I watched the people of King's Landing rebel against their king when they were hungry, and that was before winter began. Give them the opportunity and they will cast Cersei aside."
Jon: "We'll surround the city. If the Iron Fleet tries to ferry in more food, the dragons will destroy them. If the Lannisters and the Golden Company attack, we'll defeat them in the field."
Tyrion: "Once the people see that Cersei is our only enemy, her reign is over." (Convincing Argument)
46:50
(+3)
Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion learns of Jon's heritage as a secret Targaryen and claimant to the Iron Throne through Sansa.
(Secret Discovery)
22:58
(+3)
Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion speaks his way past the Unsullied guards stationed outside of Jaime's tent
Unsullied: "We have orders to guard the prisoner."
Tyrion: "Ordered by whom, the Queen herself?"
Unsullied: "No."
Tyrion: "Well, in that case, as Hand of the Queen, I outrank whomever gave your order, probably by quite a lot." (Convincing Argument)
Unsullied: "We have orders to guard the prisoner."
Tyrion: "Ordered by whom, the Queen herself?"
Unsullied: "No."
Tyrion: "Well, in that case, as Hand of the Queen, I outrank whomever gave your order, probably by quite a lot." (Convincing Argument)
25:57
(+3)
Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion convinces Jaime to undertake the covert mission to smuggle Cersei out of King's Landing and escape to a new life.
"Do it. If you don't, you'll never see Cersei again." (Convincing Argument)
"Do it. If you don't, you'll never see Cersei again." (Convincing Argument)
26:21
(+3)
Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion unlocks Jaime's chains and frees him, sending him on a covert mission to rescue Cersei and end the war before Daenerys destroys the city.
"Tens of thousands of innocent lives. One not particularly innocent dwarf. Seems like a fair trade." (Act of Betrayal)
"Tens of thousands of innocent lives. One not particularly innocent dwarf. Seems like a fair trade." (Act of Betrayal)
7:16
(+3)
Davos Seaworth:
Davos talks down the confrontation between Jon Snow and Grey Worm over the Lannister prisoners, convincing Jon to speak to Queen Daenerys first.
(Convincing Argument)
28:41
(+3)
Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion convinces Jon to betray Daenerys for the good of the realm. "It's a terrible thing I'm asking. It's also the right thing."
(Convincing Argument)
46:35
(+3)
Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion successfully deflects Grey Worm from discussing his fate by dangling a juicy power struggle in front of the Lords of Westeros instead.
Grey Worm: "You are not here to speak! Everyone has heard enough words from you."
Tyrion: "You're right. And no one's any better for it. But it's not for you to decide. Jon committed his crime here. His fate is for our king to decide. Or our queen."
Lord Royce: "We don't have a king or queen."
Tyrion: "You're the most powerful people in Westeros. Choose one." (Convincing Argument)
Grey Worm: "You are not here to speak! Everyone has heard enough words from you."
Tyrion: "You're right. And no one's any better for it. But it's not for you to decide. Jon committed his crime here. His fate is for our king to decide. Or our queen."
Lord Royce: "We don't have a king or queen."
Tyrion: "You're the most powerful people in Westeros. Choose one." (Convincing Argument)
49:43
(+3)
Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion is succesful in his nomination of Bran Stark for King of Westeros.
"I've had nothing to do but think these past few weeks. About our bloody history. About the mistakes we've made. What unites people? Armies? Gold? Flags? Stories. There's nothing in the world more powerful than a good story. Nothing can stop it. No enemy can defeat it. And who has a better story than Bran the Broken?" (Convincing Argument)
"I've had nothing to do but think these past few weeks. About our bloody history. About the mistakes we've made. What unites people? Armies? Gold? Flags? Stories. There's nothing in the world more powerful than a good story. Nothing can stop it. No enemy can defeat it. And who has a better story than Bran the Broken?" (Convincing Argument)
70:10
(+3)
Davos Seaworth:
Davos is named the Master of Ships in King Bran's new Small Council
(New Title)
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
6:22
(+3)
Tyrion Lannister:
to Varys as they arrive in a frigid Winterfell: "You should consider yourself lucky. At least your balls won't freeze off."
(Funny Line)
29:51
(+3)
Tyrion Lannister:
Varys (observing banners): "The Karstarks."
Tyrion: "One of the better sigils. Beats an onion, anyway." (Funny Line)
Tyrion: "One of the better sigils. Beats an onion, anyway." (Funny Line)
30:59
(+3)
Tyrion Lannister:
Varys: "Jon and Daenerys don't want to listen to lonely old men."
Tyrion: "I'm not that old... not as old as him (Davos Seaworth)." (Funny Line)
Tyrion: "I'm not that old... not as old as him (Davos Seaworth)." (Funny Line)
12:40
(+3)
Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion comments on the Lannister brothers reunion as they are spat upon by Northerners.
"Well, here we are... together again. And the masses rejoice." (Funny Line)
"Well, here we are... together again. And the masses rejoice." (Funny Line)
13:41
(+3)
Tyrion Lannister:
Jaime: "Don't be too hard on yourself. She fooled me more than anybody."
Tyrion: "She never fooled you. You always knew exactly what she was. And you loved her anyway." (Witty Insult)
Tyrion: "She never fooled you. You always knew exactly what she was. And you loved her anyway." (Witty Insult)
14:06
(+3)
Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion: "So, we're going to die. At Winterfell. Not the death I would've chosen. I always pictured myself dying in my own bed, at the age of 80, with a belly fully of wine and a [in unison with Jaime] girl's mouth around my cock."
(Funny Line)
30:43
(+3)
Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion: "You've had a strange journey."
Bran: "Stranger than most."
Tyrion: "I'd like to hear about it.
Bran: "It's a long story."
Tyrion: "If only we were in a castle, in the middle of winter with nowhere to go." (Funny Line)
Bran: "Stranger than most."
Tyrion: "I'd like to hear about it.
Bran: "It's a long story."
Tyrion: "If only we were in a castle, in the middle of winter with nowhere to go." (Funny Line)
34:01
(+3)
Eddison Tollett:
Sam defends his renowned fighting abilities
Jon Snow: "If you want to join them (Gilly and little Sam in the crypts)..."
Sam: "Everyone seems to forget that I was the first man to kill a White Walker. I've killed Thenns-"
Edd: "Thenn."
Sam: "I've saved Gilly more than once. I stole a *considerable* number of books from the Citadel library. Survived the Fist of the First Men. You need me out there!"
Edd: "Well if that's where it's come to we really are fucked." (Funny Line)
Jon Snow: "If you want to join them (Gilly and little Sam in the crypts)..."
Sam: "Everyone seems to forget that I was the first man to kill a White Walker. I've killed Thenns-"
Edd: "Thenn."
Sam: "I've saved Gilly more than once. I stole a *considerable* number of books from the Citadel library. Survived the Fist of the First Men. You need me out there!"
Edd: "Well if that's where it's come to we really are fucked." (Funny Line)
34:10
(+3)
Eddison Tollett:
Edd: "Samwell Tarly. Slayer of White Walkers, Lover of Ladies. As if we needed any more signs the world was ending."
(Funny Line)
34:58
(+3)
Tyrion Lannister:
to Jaime: "I wish father were here. I would love to see the look on his face when he realizes his two sons are about to die defending Winterfell."
(Funny Line)
submitted by nyan (approved!)
36:17
(+3)
Tyrion Lannister:
Brienne: "We didn't meant to interrupt, we were just looking for someplace warm to-"
Tyrion: "-to contemplate your imminent death. You've come to the right place." (Funny Line)
Tyrion: "-to contemplate your imminent death. You've come to the right place." (Funny Line)
submitted by nyan (approved!)
Gendry with the deflection as he gets grilled by Arya.
Gendry: "Then she (Melisandre) tied me up, stripped me down, put leeches all over me."
Arya: "Was that your first time?"
Gendry: "No, yeah, I've never had leeches put all over my cock." (Funny Line)
Gendry: "Then she (Melisandre) tied me up, stripped me down, put leeches all over me."
Arya: "Was that your first time?"
Gendry: "No, yeah, I've never had leeches put all over my cock." (Funny Line)
51:19
(+3)
Davos Seaworth:
Tyrion: "How about a song? One of you must know one. Ser Davos?"
Davos: "You'll pray for a quick death. (Funny Line)
Davos: "You'll pray for a quick death. (Funny Line)
30:34
(+3)
Tyrion Lannister:
"You might be surprised at the lengths I'd go to avoid joining the Army of the Dead. I could think of no organization less suited to my talents."
(Funny Line)
submitted by ryanmcfarlane09 (approved!)
31:11
(+3)
Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion: "Maybe we should have stayed married."
Sansa: "You were the best of them."
Tyrion: "What a terrifying thought." (Funny Line)
Sansa: "You were the best of them."
Tyrion: "What a terrifying thought." (Funny Line)
submitted by ryanmcfarlane09 (approved!)
38:50
(+3)
Tyrion Lannister:
ribbing Jaime on his new dedication to Brienne: "I'm happy. I'm happy that you're happy. I'm happy that you'll finally have to climb for it."
(Funny Line)
38:53
(+3)
Tyrion Lannister:
ribbing Jaime on his new dedication to Brienne: "Do you know how long I've waited to tell tall-person jokes?"
(Funny Line)
44:34
(+3)
Tyrion Lannister:
to Sansa: "My Lady. [long pause] ...'My Lord' is the standard response."
(Funny Line)
61:32
(+3)
Tyrion Lannister:
Varys: "He (Jon Snow) is a man, which makes him more appealing to the lords of Westeros, whose support we are going to need."
Tyrion: "Joffrey was a man. I don't think a cock is a true qualification, as I'm sure you'd agree." (Witty Insult)
Tyrion: "Joffrey was a man. I don't think a cock is a true qualification, as I'm sure you'd agree." (Witty Insult)
21:26
(+3)
Davos Seaworth:
Tyrion: "Davos, I need to ask you a favor. You're the greatest smuggler alive, aren't you."
Davos: "I'm not going to like this favor, am I?" (Funny Line)
Davos: "I'm not going to like this favor, am I?" (Funny Line)
22:30
(+3)
Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion attempts to speak to the Unsullied guards.
"I drink to eat the skull keeper."
"I want to eat the skull keeper."
"I want to see the..."
Unsullied: "-we speak the Common Tongue." (Funny Line)
"I drink to eat the skull keeper."
"I want to eat the skull keeper."
"I want to see the..."
Unsullied: "-we speak the Common Tongue." (Funny Line)
22:01
(+3)
Tyrion Lannister:
"I suppose there's a crude kind of justice. I betrayed my closest friend and watched him burn. Now Varys's ashes can tell my ashes: See, I told you."
(Funny Line)
49:06
(+3)
Bronze Yohn Royce:
Lord Royce responds to Samwell Tarly's proposal for democratic elections: "I'll ask my horse!"
(Witty Insult)
58:18
(+3)
Tyrion Lannister:
Jon: "I don't expect we'll ever see each other again."
Tyrion: "I wouldn't be so sure. A few years as Hand of the King would make anyone want to piss off the edge of the world." (Funny Line)
Tyrion: "I wouldn't be so sure. A few years as Hand of the King would make anyone want to piss off the edge of the world." (Funny Line)
70:16
(+3)
Davos Seaworth:
to Bronn: "These projects will begin as soon as the Master of Coin and Lord of Lofty Titles provides funding."
(Witty Insult)
70:29
(+3)
Davos Seaworth:
Bronn: "The Master of Coin looks forward to helping the Master of Ships, but first he has to ensure we're not wasting coin, or soon there won't be no more coin."
Davos: "Any more." (Funny Line)
Davos: "Any more." (Funny Line)
71:10
(+3)
Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion: "I once brought a jackass and a honeycomb into a brothel."
(Funny Line)
Glasses of Wine Consumed
34:50
(+5)
Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion drinks in front of the fireplace at Winterfell as he chats with Jaime. "I wish father were here."
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
20:51
(+5)
Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion takes a swig from his wineskin after he realizes he has nothing to say to Sansa in the Winterfell crypts.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
30:45
(+5)
Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion drinks from his second wineskin as Varys and Sansa tell him to give up hope of venturing upstairs and being useful for the battle.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
49:12
(+5)
Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion drinks some liquid courage from his wineskin as the wights come bashing through to the crypt level.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
Gendry takes a drink before asking the Hound if he's seen Arya.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
9:50
(+5)
Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion drinks in the far background as Gendry scoots his way up the aisle.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
13:22
(+5)
Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion refills and drinks at the the refill station as he and Davos discuss the political drama to come. "We may have defeated them, but we still have us to contend with."
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
13:31
(+5)
Davos Seaworth:
Davos is handed a cup by Tyrion as they worry about the mysteries of the Lord of Light and the political infighting situation.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
15:30
(+5)
Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion drinks at the table with Jaime and Brienne as they kick off their drinking game of guesses.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
16:25
(+5)
Davos Seaworth:
Davos drinks in the foreground as Tormund regales the crowd with the legends of Jon Snow.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
17:50
(+5)
Tyrion Lannister:
Brienne tells Tyrion he is wrong about his guess, and he is forced to drink.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
39:01
(+5)
Tyrion Lannister:
Jaime and Tyrion drink after toasting to Jaime's new relationship with Brienne. "To climbing mountains."
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
52:18
(+5)
Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion drinks in the ship's cabin while discussing the issue of Jon Snow's parentage with Varys.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
61:30
(+5)
Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion drinks in the throne room at Dragonstone as he and Varys discuss how to reign in Daenerys.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
Acts of Intercourse
A Game of Thrones
9:53
(+1)
Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion sits at the head table to the side of Sansa and Jon Snow, as they host the Northern Lords at Winterfell.
(Basic Seat)
18:37
(+1)
Bronze Yohn Royce:
Lord Royce sits with Sansa as he cold-heartedly advises her to lock the peasants outside of Winterfell. "The moment we can get the last infantry men out onto the field, we should shut the gates."
(Basic Seat)
30:43
(+1)
Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion sits down to hear Bran's story.
Bran: "It's a long story."
Tyrion: "If only we were in a castle, in the middle of winter with nowhere to go." (Basic Seat)
Bran: "It's a long story."
Tyrion: "If only we were in a castle, in the middle of winter with nowhere to go." (Basic Seat)
34:50
(+1)
Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion sits in a chair by the fireplace at Winterfell, chatting with Jaime. "I wish father were here."
(Basic Seat)
51:06
(+1)
Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion sits as Davos declares "we're out of wine" to the fireplace crew.
(Basic Seat)
51:10
(+1)
Davos Seaworth:
Davos sits as he declares "we're out of wine" to the fireplace crew.
(Basic Seat)
8:54
(+1)
Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion sits at the head table during the celebratory feast at Winterfell.
(Basic Seat)
10:11
(+1)
Davos Seaworth:
Davos sits and observes nervously as Daenerys calls out Gendry for his Baratheon heritage.
(Basic Seat)
38:29
(+1)
Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion sits with Jaime in front of a fireplace in Winterfell, as Tyrion ribs Jaime on his newfound romance with Brienne.
(Basic Seat)
51:31
(+1)
Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion sits with Varys in the cabin below deck, discussing the secret of Jon's parentage.
(Basic Seat)
44:12
(+1)
Davos Seaworth:
Davos is seated as the Lords and Ladies of Westeros meet in the Dragonpit for Tyrion Lannister's trial.
(Basic Seat)
Gendry is seated as the Lords and Ladies of Westeros meet in the Dragonpit for Tyrion Lannister's trial.
(Basic Seat)
46:05
(+1)
Davos Seaworth:
Davos returns to his seat after his passioned pleas for Grey Worm and the Unsullied to end the confrontation and settle in the Reach are rejected.
(Basic Seat)
46:32
(+1)
Bronze Yohn Royce:
Lord Royce sits as the Lords and Ladies of Westeros gather in King's Landing to discuss the fate of Tyrion Lannister and the Kingdom.
(Basic Seat)
55:11
(+1)
Davos Seaworth:
Davos sits back down after the Lords rise to anoint Bran Stark as King of Six Kingdoms.
(Basic Seat)
Gendry sits back down after the Lords rise to anoint Bran Stark as King of Six Kingdoms.
(Basic Seat)
55:11
(+1)
Bronze Yohn Royce:
Lord Royce sits back down after the Lords rise to anoint Bran Stark as King of Six Kingdoms.
(Basic Seat)
66:08
(+3)
Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion tries out his seat in the Hand's chair before the Small Council meeting begins.
(Seat of Power)
67:01
(+3)
Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion hurriedly sits back into the Hand's chair as he hears the Small Council members enter the room.
(Seat of Power)
67:40
(+1)
Davos Seaworth:
Davos is seated at the Small Council meeting as Tyrion reviews Archmaester Ebrose's historical tome, "A Song of Ice and Fire"
(Basic Seat)
68:39
(+3)
Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion returns to the Hand's seat after Bran arrives at the Small Council meeting.
(Seat of Power)
68:40
(+1)
Davos Seaworth:
Davos reseats himself after Bran arrives at the Small Council meeting.
(Basic Seat)
69:49
(+1)
Davos Seaworth:
Davos reseats himself at the Small Council meeting after King Bran's departure.
(Basic Seat)
69:51
(+3)
Tyrion Lannister:
Davos reseats himself in the Hand's chair at the Small Council meeting after King Bran's departure.
(Seat of Power)
Deaths
19:51
(+5)
Eddison Tollett:
Edd has a sword run through his back, moments after rescuing Samwell Tarly from another wight attack.
(Death)
60:39
(+2)
Eddison Tollett:
Edd's body is shown on the ground as he reanimates as an undead wight.
(Dead Body Appearance)
76:21
(+5)
Eddison Tollett:
Wight Eddison Tollet dies with the Night King if she has not already died in a previous battle.
(Death)
7:13
(+2)
Eddison Tollett:
Edd's body lies atop a funeral pyre after the Battle of Winterfell as Samwell Tarly says his goodbye.
(Dead Body Appearance)
Special
29:51
(+3)
Davos Seaworth:
Varys (observing banners): "The Karstarks."
Davos: "One of the better sigils. Beats an onion, anyway." (Special)
Davos: "One of the better sigils. Beats an onion, anyway." (Special)
Gendry pours out the crucible of molten dragonglass, using it to cast obsidian arrowheads.
(Special)
Gendry shows off the huge dragonglass battleaxe he forged. "It isn't easy making a blade that big with dragonglass."
(Special)
Gendry tends to the coals in the forge at Winterfell and starts to hammer a piece of metal.
(Special)
19:58
(+3)
Wight Army (Extras):
The wight who killed Eddison Tollet stares back at Sam with its blue eyes, and Sam runs in terror
(Special)
29:26
(+54)
Wight Army (Extras):
After Melisandre lights the trench, 18 wights stare back through the flames with their glowing blue eyes.
(Special)
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47:16
(+3)
Wight Army (Extras):
A wight continues to stare at Arya with its blue eyes after being stabbed in the library.
(Special)
59:45
(+21)
Wight Army (Extras):
The dead stare back at Jon as the Night King raises them back up.
(Special)
72:56
(+21)
Wight Army (Extras):
Seven sets of blue eyes stare through the weirwood tree to watch as Theon makes his final spear charge against the Night King
(Special)
The Feels
Arya and Gendry reunite in the Winterfell forge, and share some banter from their days on the road.
Gendry: "It's not a bad place to grow up, if it wasn't so cold."
Arya: "Stay close to that forge, then."
Gendry: "Is that a command, Lady Stark?"
Arya: "Don't call me that."
Gendry: "As you wish, m'lady." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)
Gendry: "It's not a bad place to grow up, if it wasn't so cold."
Arya: "Stay close to that forge, then."
Gendry: "Is that a command, Lady Stark?"
Arya: "Don't call me that."
Gendry: "As you wish, m'lady." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)
50:39
(+3)
Eddison Tollett:
Edd and Tormund Giantsbane stumble upon each other at the Last Hearth.
Edd: "Stand back, he's got blue eyes!"
Tormund: "I've always had blue eyes!!" (Ridiculously Funny Moment)
Edd: "Stand back, he's got blue eyes!"
Tormund: "I've always had blue eyes!!" (Ridiculously Funny Moment)
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24:38
(+5)
Davos Seaworth:
Davos encounters a Northern girl with a scarred face, much like Shireen Baratheon's.
Nothern girl: "Which way should I go?"
Davos: "Which way do you want to go?" (Sad Feels)
Nothern girl: "Which way should I go?"
Davos: "Which way do you want to go?" (Sad Feels)
34:25
(+5)
Eddison Tollett:
The three remaining Night's Watch members share some banter and reflect on their beginnings.
Samwell: "Think back to where we started. Us, Grenn, Pyp."
Jon: "Now it's just us three."
Edd: "Last man left, burn the rest of us." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)
Samwell: "Think back to where we started. Us, Grenn, Pyp."
Jon: "Now it's just us three."
Edd: "Last man left, burn the rest of us." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)
31:11
(+5)
Tyrion Lannister:
Sansa and Tyrion wax nostalgic to their King's Landing days, and all the trials they've endured since
Tyrion: "Maybe we should have stayed married."
Sansa: "You were the best of them." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)
Tyrion: "Maybe we should have stayed married."
Sansa: "You were the best of them." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)
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67:24
(+5)
Tyrion Lannister:
As the dead make their way into the Crypts, Sansa and Tyrion hide behind a tomb and share a tender moment. Tyrion kisses her hand as they pull out their weapons and join the fray.
(Warm Fuzzy Moment)
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Gendry proposes to Arya.
"I don't know how to be Lord of anything. I hardly know how to use a fork. All I know is that you're beautiful, and I love you, and none of it will be worth anything if you're not with me. So be with me. Be my wife. Be the Lady of Storm's End." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)
"I don't know how to be Lord of anything. I hardly know how to use a fork. All I know is that you're beautiful, and I love you, and none of it will be worth anything if you're not with me. So be with me. Be my wife. Be the Lady of Storm's End." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)
12:40
(+5)
Tyrion Lannister:
Varys says his last words to Tyrion as he awaits his execution: "I hope I deserve it, truly I do. I hope I'm wrong. Goodbye, old friend."
(Sad Feels)
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22:30
(+3)
Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion attempts to speak to the Unsullied guards.
"I drink to eat the skull keeper."
"I want to eat the skull keeper."
"I want to see the..."
Unsullied: "-we speak the Common Tongue." (Ridiculously Funny Moment)
"I drink to eat the skull keeper."
"I want to eat the skull keeper."
"I want to see the..."
Unsullied: "-we speak the Common Tongue." (Ridiculously Funny Moment)
26:47
(+15)
Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion frees Jaime and the Lannister brothers say their goodbyes on the eve of the attack on King's Landing.
Tyrion: "You were the only one who didn't treat me like a monster. You were all I had." (Sad Feels)
Tyrion: "You were the only one who didn't treat me like a monster. You were all I had." (Sad Feels)
11:53
(+5)
Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion discovers the bodies of Jaime and Cersei buried beneath the rubble of the Red Keep.
(Sad Feels)
67:15
(+3)
Tyrion Lannister:
An exacerbated Tyrion reacts as the Small Council arrives and proceed to rearrange his carefully placed chairs.
(Ridiculously Funny Moment)
67:15
(+3)
Davos Seaworth:
Davos drags out and drops one of Tyrion's carefully arranged Small Council chairs to the Hand's exasperation.
(Ridiculously Funny Moment)
68:02
(+3)
Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion inquires about how history regards him in the Archmaester Ebrose's new historical tome, "A Song of Ice and Fire" - but is told by Samwell Tarly that he isn't actually mentioned in it.
(Ridiculously Funny Moment)