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UH Linguists Final Season (Let's try this again)

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4-2, 52.5 roto pts (#1)
Z-Score: 1.326 (percentile: 90.76%)
Weeks at #1: 2
Categories won: Kills (2226)
Best Week: Episode 2: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms (+10 roto points)
Team MVP: Daenerys Targaryen (picked #2, 2222 points, 88.03% of team total)
Longest winstreak: W-4

Roster Stats

Character Drafted Total Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Thrones Deaths Special Feels
#2 2222 2100 38 24 5 0 9 5 18 23
#15 150 31 0 18 30 10 6 7 12 36
#31 79 46 6 0 0 0 0 7 0 20
#47 40 24 0 0 5 0 1 7 3 0
#18 33 25 0 0 0 0 0 5 3 0
#63 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
#50 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
#34 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Totals 2524 2226 44 42 40 10 16 31 36 79

Roster

charId Character Special
31
* Announcing her titles: "Mother of Dragons", "Breaker of Chains", etc. (min. of 2 titles)
19
* +1 point for awkward waves with his metal hand
* +1 point when he uses his metal hand in a combat situation
* +1 point when someone (excl. Cersei) references incest with Cersei or her childrens' bastardy directly to him
* 2x multiplier for sex acts involving incest (first cousin or closer)
28
* Scores for any kills of non-combatants * Scores for each sentence spoken * Interacting with bowls
61
+1 point for scenes where Theon refers to himself as "Reek"
+1 point when his missing manhood is referenced
91
+1 for invoking the name of Oberyn Martell
101
Can receive points multiple times in the Death category
+1 when shown igniting the flaming sword
283
95
Kills
Episode 1: Winterfell
Theon kills a member of Euron's crew as he leads a squad of Ironborn on a rescue mission to save his sister Yara Greyjoy. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
submitted by kevinreading66 (approved!)
Theon throws an axe into the skull of the Ironborn soldier guarding Yara Greyjoy. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
As the wight version of Ned Umber reawakens on the wall of the keep, Beric stabs the wight with his burning sword, lighting the body on fire and disposing of the wight for good. (Kill of Named Character)
Episode 3: The Long Night
Jaime bodies a wight onto the ground. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Jaime slashes a wight across its back and drags it off of Brienne. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Drogon arrives to the battlefield, lighting up a line of wights behind Jaime. 5 wights are thrown up in the air from the blast. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Drogon and Daenerys torches the rear of the wight formation, burning 22 visible wights in the blast area (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Drogon and Daenerys attack from overhead, incinerating a line of wights and a wight giant. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Jaime kills a charging wight (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Beric cuts down a wight with his flaming sword. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Beric strikes a wight on the shoulder with his flaming sword. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
As Bran's warged ravens fly across the battlefield, the dragons continue to torch the wights army outside the walls of Winterfell. 40 wights are thrown up/incinerated in the blast (unknown dragon, score split evenly across dragons) (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Jaime cuts down the second wight climbing over the wall. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Jaime cuts down three wights as they begin to overrun the wall. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
After being rescued by Brienne, Jaime covers her back and cuts down a wight. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Beric slashes three wights in the Winterfell courtyard (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Beric throws his flaming sword, impaling a wight attacking Arya. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Beric curbstomps the wight who stabbed at his leg. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Theon shoots down a wight with a flaming arrow as the Ironborn protect Bran in the Godswood. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
While Daenerys rides Drogon, he intercepts the Night King mid-air, dismounting him from Viserion and dropping him down hundreds of feet to the forest below. (Minor Injury of Named Character)
Daenerys rides Drogon as he bites down and snaps wight-Viserion's neck. (Kill of Named Character)
Jaime stabs into a wight. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Theon shoots down two more wights as they storm into the Godswood. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Drogon burns seven wights as he and Daenerys ride in to save Jon. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Four additional wights wither in the flames as Jon rushes towards Winterfell to save Bran. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Theon makes his last stand, killing two wights with his last two arrows. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Making his last stand after running out of arrows, Theon bashes in a wight with his bow, and finds a spear to fend off four more wights. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Daenerys cuts down a wight with a dragonglass sword after it jumps Jorah's back. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Daenerys stabs a wight in the face after it attacks Jorah. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Theon cuts down three more wights as Bran's last defender in the Godswood. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Episode 4: The Last of the Starks
Cersei carries through on her threat as the Mountain beheads the prisoner Missandei in front of Daenerys and her advisors during the attempted parley. (Kill of Named Character)
Episode 5: The Bells
After burning the Iron Fleet, Drogon and Daenerys set their sights on the city, torching the defensive Scorpions and their gunner crews atop the walls of King's Landing. 23 Lannister soldiers are burned on-screen. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Drogon and Daenerys blast through the King's Landing gate with an explosion of dragonfire - blowing away 299 sellswords at the center column of the Golden Company, 32 sellswords on the right flank, and 8 Scorpion gunners atop the ramparts. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Harry Strickland's white horse is killed in the fireblast as Drogon and Daenerys blow open the King's Landing gates. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
8 sellswords from the Golden Company are burned alive after Daenerys and Drogon blast through the King's Landing gate from behind. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Drogon and Daenerys wipe out two Lannister soldiers atop a building in a drive-by fireblasting. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
submitted by nyan (approved!)
Drogon and Daenerys return outside the gates to roast 52 Golden Company sellswords from above. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Drogon and Daenerys strafe the fleeing Golden Company outside the gates of King's Landing, burning 271 soldiers in the tracking shot. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
7 Golden Company soldiers are shown engulfed in flames after Drogon and Daenerys' strafing run (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Drogon and Daenerys make a run along the city walls of King's Landing, taking out 7 Scorpion batteries and their gunner crews. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Grief-stricken, Daenerys takes Drogon on a destruction derby, burning civilians and soldiers alike as she flies towards the Red Keep (Kill of Unnamed Character)
7 Lannister soldiers are burned after surrendering as Daenerys burns a path of destruction on the way to the Red Keep (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Daenerys and Drogon continue their reign of terror, indiscriminately burning civilians in the streets of King's Landing. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
A portion of the Red Keep collapses, crushing a group of 85 civilians below. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Jaime stabs Euron Greyjoy through the stomach as they battle in the sea caves below King's Landing. (Kill of Named Character)
The Red Keep continues to collapse under the repeated attacks by Daenerys and Drogon, crushing two of Cersei's Queensguard in the rubble. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
The Mountain flings Qyburn to his death against the rubble of the Red Keep, ignoring his commands to stay by Queen Cersei's side. (Kill of Named Character)
Two people fall off a collapse building as King's Landing begins to crumble into ruin from Drogon and Daenerys' rampage (Kill of Unnamed Character)
The Mountain squeezes in the eyes of his younger brother Sandor Clegane, as they fight in the crumbling ruins of the Red Keep. (Major Injury of Named Character)
In their last strafing run, Drogon and Daenerys burn a street of civilians, including the mom and daughter who helped Arya escape. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
After repeated explosions and dragonfire, the Red Keep collapses, burying Jaime and Cersei Lannister in the dungeons below. (Kill of Named Character)
Arya survives the destruction of King's Landing, bloodied and lung cancered from the ordeal. (Minor Injury of Named Character)
Political Wins
Episode 1: Winterfell
After sneaking aboard Euron's ship, Theon frees his sister Yara. (New Follower/Prisoner)
Yara: "You want to go to Wintefell. To fight for the Starks. Go. What is dead may never die."
Theon: "What is dead may never die."
(House Words)
Episode 2: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms
Daenerys learns that Jon Snow may be the trueborn son of her brother, Rhaegar Targaryen, and a rival claimant to the Iron Throne. (Secret Discovery)
Episode 4: The Last of the Starks
Daenerys' pleas to Jon were effective, convincing him to take her side over the Stark family's in pledging the unconditional loyalty of the Northern troops. (Convincing Argument)
Daenerys ignores Varys' pleas and proceeds with her plan to take King's Landing by force.

Varys: "I beg you, Your Grace. Do not destroy the city you came to save. Do not become what you have always struggled to defeat."
Daenerys: "Do you believe we're here for a reason, Lord Varys? I'm here to free the world from tyrants. That is my destiny and I will serve it, no matter the cost."
(Executive Decision)
Episode 5: The Bells
Daenerys orders Drogon to execute Varys after discovering his betrayal.

"Lord Varys - I, Daenerys of House Targaryen, first of my name, Breaker of Chains and Mother of Dragons, sentence you to die. ... Dracarys."
(Kill of Named Character (Orchestrated))
submitted by nyan (approved!)
Daenerys ignores Tyrion's pleas to spare the people of King's Landing and commands Grey Worm to prepare for a full-scale assault of the city. (Executive Decision)
Riding on Drogon's back, Daenerys burns down the entirety of the Iron Fleet outside King's Landing. (Victorious Battle)
Daenerys and Drogon blast through the front gates of King's Landing, eliminating the Golden Company and clearing a path through for her armies. (Victorious Battle)
Despite her earlier acquiescence to Tyrion, Daenerys decides to burn them all anyway as she sets fire to the city despite the ringing of the bells. (Act of Betrayal)
Daenerys commences torching the city from above, burning soldiers and smallfolk alive as she makes her way towards the Red Keep. (Victorious Battle)
Episode 6: The Iron Throne
Daenerys speaks to her Unsullied and Khalasar after their victory, having captured the city of King's Landing. (Acquire a New Castle/City/Army/Loot)
Daenerys speaks to her Khalasar as Queen of the newly-conquered Seven Kingdoms. (New Title)
After Tyrion's act of defiance to resign as Hand of the Queen, Daenerys has him arrested. (New Follower/Prisoner)
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
Episode 1: Winterfell
Sansa: "What do dragons eat, anyway?"
Daenerys: "Whatever they want."
(Threat)
(before Jon rides Rhaegal)
Jon: "What if he doesn't want me to?"
Daenerys: "Then I’ve enjoyed your company, Jon Snow"
(Funny Line)
submitted by krystataylor14 (approved!)
Episode 2: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms
to Jaime Lannister: "Your sister pledged to send her army north... I don’t see an army. I see one man with one hand." (Witty Insult)
submitted by blangslet (approved!)
Tyrion: "Your Grace, I know my brother-"
Daenerys: "Like you knew your sister?"
(Witty Insult)
Tyrion: "So, we're going to die. At Winterfell. Not the death I would've chosen. I always pictured myself dying in my own bed, at the age of 80, with a belly fully of wine and a [in unison with Jaime] girl's mouth around my cock." (Funny Line)
Daenerys: "I'm here because I love your brother. And I trust him. And I know he's true to his word. He's only the second man in my life I can say that about."
Sansa: "Who was the first?"
Daenerys: "Someone taller."
(Funny Line)
to Tyrion: "It wasn't so simple. I was sleeping with my sister, and you had one friend in the world - who was sleeping with his sister." (Funny Line)
Episode 4: The Last of the Starks
Jaime and Brienne play a drinking game of guesses.

Jaime: "You... are an only child."
Brienne: "I told you I was."
Jaime: "You didn't."
Brienne: "I did."
Jaime: "I surmised it."
(Funny Line)
Brienne: "It's the first thing I learnt when I came to the North. Keep your fire going. Every time you leave the room, put more wood on."
Jaime: "... You know the first thing I learned in the North? I hate the fucking North."
(Funny Line)
Daenerys demands subservience from Jon to keep his Targaryen identity from his family.

Jon: "You are my Queen. Nothing will change that. And they are my family. We can live together."
Daenerys: "We can. I've just told you how."
(Threat)
Episode 5: The Bells
Tyrion: "Did you consider taking it (the golden hand) off?"
Jaime: "Cersei once called me the stupidest Lannister."
(Funny Line)
Episode 6: The Iron Throne
Daenerys speaks to her armies after a triumphant victory at King's Landing.

"But the war is not over. We will not lay down our spears until we have liberated all the people of the world!
From Winterfell to Dorne, from Lannisport to Qarth, from the Summer Isles to the Jade Sea!
Women, men and children have suffered too long beneath the wheel.
Will you break the wheel with me?"
(Threat)
Glasses of Wine Consumed
Episode 2: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms
Tyrion raises a toast - "to the perils of self-betterment" and Jaime just gets his lips on the cup as Brienne and Podrick barge in. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Jaime refills his cup as the fireplace crew talks about the sexism of knighthood in Westeros. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Episode 4: The Last of the Starks
Jaime drinks as Gendry scoots past him and Brienne in the aisle. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Daenerys drinks as the crowd celebrates Gendry's promotion to Lord Baratheon of Storm's End. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Brienne and Jaime share a drink at the Feast of Winterfell.

Jaime: "We've fought dead things and lived to talk about it.If this isn't the time to drink, when is?"
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
Jaime pours himself a cup and drinks in Brienne's bedchambers as he jealously questions her about Tormund Giantsbane. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Jaime and Tyrion drink after toasting to Jaime's new relationship with Brienne. "To climbing mountains." (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Acts of Intercourse
Episode 4: The Last of the Starks
Jaime fumbles awkwardly in his first attempts at flirting with someone who is not a sibling, but ultimately succeeds in wooing Brienne with the 'ol "my it's quite hot in here". (Act of Intercourse)
Jaime sits brooding in front of the fireplace after a 2nd night with Brienne, reflecting on how one just can't go back to non-incest after hitting that high-grade sibling kush. (Act of Intercourse)
submitted by nyan (approved!)
A Game of Thrones
Episode 1: Winterfell
Episode 2: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms
Daenerys sits at the head of the table in Winterfall's hall as she interrogates Jaime. (Basic Seat)
Jaime sits in front of the fireplace in Winterfell with Tyrion. (Basic Seat)
Jaime sits back down on his chair after inviting their new guests around the fireplace. (Basic Seat)
Unlike the scrubby Arya Stark and Sandor Clegane who are laid out on the floor, Beric Dondarrion is a knight and a man of taste, and chooses a small artisanal barrel to squat on as he joins them on the Winterfell ramparts. (Basic Seat)
Jaime and the fireplace crew continue sitting. (Basic Seat)
Tyrion sits as Davos declares "we're out of wine" to the fireplace crew. (Basic Seat)
Episode 4: The Last of the Starks
Daenerys sits at the head table during the celebratory feast at Winterfell. (Basic Seat)
Daenerys sits back down to brood after toasting to Arya Stark, the Hero of Winterfell (Basic Seat)
Tyrion sits with Jaime in front of a fireplace in Winterfell, as Tyrion ribs Jaime on his newfound romance with Brienne. (Basic Seat)
Jaime sits on a chair in front of the fireplace after a 2nd night with Brienne, reflecting on how non-incest just doesn't really do it for him. (Basic Seat)
Episode 5: The Bells
Daenerys sits in front of the fireplace with Grey Worm, looking at Missandei's slave band. (Basic Seat)
Daenerys sits on the Dragonstone throne as she discusses the plan of attack on King's Landing with Grey Worm and Tyrion (Seat of Power)
Deaths
Episode 3: The Long Night
Theon is impaled by a spear shard after one last valiant charge against the Night King.

Bran: "Theon. You're a good man. Thank you."
(Death)
Episode 4: The Last of the Starks
Theon lies atop a funeral pyre after the battle of Winterfell, as Sansa says goodbye. (Dead Body Appearance)
Beric's body lies atop a funeral pyre after the Battle of Winterfell. (Dead Body Appearance)
Episode 5: The Bells
Gregor Clegane is tackled by his brother Sandor, sending them both tumbling through the crumbling ruins of the Red Keep and into the burning city below. (Death)
Jaime reassures Cersei in their final moments in the cellars of the Red Keep, as the castle collapses down around them.

"Nothing else matters. Nothing else matters. Only us."
(Death)
Episode 6: The Iron Throne
Tyrion finds Cersei's and Jaime's bodies in the rubble beneath the collapsed Red Keep (Dead Body Appearance)
Daenerys dies in the throne room after being betrayed by Jon Snow (Death)
Special
Episode 1: Winterfell
Daenerys debuts the season with a white double-breasted coat with matching red gloves and scarf. Even her horse is decked out to match! (Special)
Beric lights up his flaming sword so everyone can finally see what's going on in this dark-ass scene. (Special)
Episode 2: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms
Daenerys rocks a lighter crimson and gray coat inside the hall of Winterfell. (Special)
Episode 4: The Last of the Starks
Daenerys debuts a new grey-paneled jacket with a red cape. (Special)
Episode 5: The Bells
"Lord Varys. I, Daenerys of House Targaryen, first of my name, Breaker of Chains and Mother of Dragons, sentence you to die. ... Dracarys." (Special)
Jaime holds up his golden hand when Tyrion asks "how did they (Daenerys' forces) find you?" (Special)
Jaime waves his golden hand at the Lannister guards in futility, as the King's Landing gates close and lock Jaime outside. (Special)
Daenerys sports a leather battle coat as she rides Drogon into battle over King's Landing. (Special)
Jaime uses the ancient martial art of throat-poking with his golden hand while fighting Euron Greyjoy. (Special)
Jaime bitch-slaps Euron across the face with his golden hand to escape from a chokehold. (Special)
The Mountain flings the non-combatant Qyburn to his death against the rubble of the Red Keep, ignoring his commands to stay by Queen Cersei's side. (Special)
The Feels
Episode 1: Winterfell
Theon and Yara share an embrace before they part ways to fight their separate parts of the war.
Yara: "You want to go to Wintefell. To fight for the Starks. Go. What is dead may never die."
Theon: "What is dead may never die."
Yara: "But kill the bastards anyway."
(Warm Fuzzy Moment)
After Bran issues a dire warning to everyone that the White Walkers are coming and how they don't have any time for this, Jon and Dany take a romantic getaway to the frost-covered waterfall on dragon-back.
Jon: "It's cold up here for a southern girl."
Dany: "So keep your Queen warm."
(Warm Fuzzy Moment)
After riding anonymously for a fortnight to reach Winterfell, Jaime discovers Bran has been sitting in the courtyard waiting for his "old friend" the whole time. (I've made a huge mistake.)
submitted by hindsight44 (approved!)
Episode 2: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms
Theon and Sansa share a heartfelt hug as he returns to the North with his Ironborn.

"I want to fight for Winterfell, Lady Sansa. If you'll have me."
(Warm Fuzzy Moment)
Jaime knights Brienne of Tarth

"In the name of the Warrior, I charge you to be brave.
In the name of the Father, I charge you to be just.
In the name of the Mother, I charge you to defend the innocent.
Arise, Brienne of Tarth - a knight of the Seven Kingdoms."
(Warm Fuzzy Moment)
Episode 3: The Long Night
Daenerys realizes why bus drivers never wait as she and Drogon get inundated with 57 fare-skipping hop-ons. (I've made a huge mistake.)
Bran: "Theon. You're a good man. Thank you." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)
submitted by nyan (approved!)
Episode 4: The Last of the Starks
After two days of playing house with Brienne, Jaime receives news of the events in King's Landing and reflects on where his true passions lie.

"You think I'm a good man? I pushed a boy out a tower window, crippled him for life for Cersei. I strangled my cousin with my own hands just to get back to Cersei. I would have murdered every man, woman and child in Riverrun for Cersei. She's hateful. And so am I."
(Sad Feels)
Episode 5: The Bells
Daenerys realizes she is truly alone in Westeros after Jon fails to respond to her kiss.

"Is that all I am to you? Your Queen?"
(Sad Feels)
Tyrion frees Jaime and the Lannister brothers say their goodbyes on the eve of the attack on King's Landing.

Tyrion: "You were the only one who didn't treat me like a monster. You were all I had."
(Sad Feels)
Jaime reassures Cersei in their final moments in the cellars of the Red Keep, as the castle collapses down around them.

"Nothing else matters. Nothing else matters. Only us."
(Sad Feels)