Jorah the Explora
King Robert Of Whole Foods Kingdom
Owner: drkcurrent
3-3, 44 roto pts (#4)
Z-Score:
0.383 (percentile: 64.9%)
Weeks at #1: 0
Categories won:
Glasses of Wine Consumed (60), The Feels (114)
Best Week:
Episode 2: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms
(+17.5 roto points)
Team MVP:
Jaime Lannister
(picked #9,
150 points,
33.19% of team total)
Longest winstreak: W-1
Roster Stats
Roster
| charId | Character | Special |
|---|---|---|
| 9 |
Brienne of Tarth
|
* Scores every time she mentions the "oath" or "vow" she swore to serve the Starks. * Scores every time someone references her size/masculinity/attractiveness. |
| 19 |
Jaime Lannister
|
* +1 point for awkward waves with his metal hand * +1 point when he uses his metal hand in a combat situation * +1 point when someone (excl. Cersei) references incest with Cersei or her childrens' bastardy directly to him * 2x multiplier for sex acts involving incest (first cousin or closer) |
| 61 |
Theon Greyjoy
|
+1 point for scenes where Theon refers to himself as "Reek" +1 point when his missing manhood is referenced |
| 80 |
Gendry
|
+1 point for each act of blacksmithing. |
| 13 |
Meera Reed
|
+1 every time she transports Bran |
| 111 |
Bronze Yohn Royce
|
|
| 92 |
Edmure Tully
|
|
| 256 |
Robett Glover
|
Kills
27:15
(+2)
Theon Greyjoy:
Theon kills a member of Euron's crew as he leads a squad of Ironborn on a rescue mission to save his sister Yara Greyjoy.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
submitted by kevinreading66 (approved!)
27:34
(+2)
Theon Greyjoy:
Theon throws an axe into the skull of the Ironborn soldier guarding Yara Greyjoy.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
16:05
(+2)
Brienne of Tarth:
Brienne's downward strike takes out one wight, before she is gang-tackled by the horde.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
16:13
(+2)
Jaime Lannister:
Jaime slashes a wight across its back and drags it off of Brienne.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
18:07
(+4)
Jaime Lannister:
Jaime cuts down two wights as the snowstorm approaches from overhead.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
18:11
(+4)
Brienne of Tarth:
Brienne cuts down two wights as the snowstorm approaches overhead.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
19:44
(+2)
Brienne of Tarth:
Brienne stabs through a wight as Sam watches her silhouette through the flames of the battlefield.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Gendry smacks a kneeling wight with his axe as he runs towards the Winterfell walls.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
37:18
(+2)
Jaime Lannister:
Jaime cuts down the second wight climbing over the wall.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
37:40
(+4)
Jaime Lannister:
Jaime cuts down three wights as they begin to overrun the wall.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
38:04
(+4)
Brienne of Tarth:
Brienne decapitates two wights as they overrun the wall.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
38:12
(+6)
Brienne of Tarth:
Brienne knocks 3 wights over a weak guardrail atop the wall.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
38:20
(+12)
Brienne of Tarth:
Brienne rescues Jaime and killing the 2 wights on top of him and defending against 4 more wights charging their position.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
38:22
(+2)
Jaime Lannister:
After being rescued by Brienne, Jaime covers her back and cuts down a wight.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
38:24
(+1)
Jaime Lannister:
Jaime strikes a wight advancing on his and Brienne's position, though it is only partially injured and is finished off by Brienne.
(Major Injury of Unnamed Character)
38:25
(+2)
Brienne of Tarth:
Brienne mops up Jaime's sloppy work, turning around to cut down a wight who was still attacking after Jaime's strike.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
55:20
(+2)
Theon Greyjoy:
Theon shoots down a wight with a flaming arrow as the Ironborn protect Bran in the Godswood.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
62:04
(+2)
Theon Greyjoy:
Theon shoots down a charging wight in the Godswood.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
62:08
(+4)
Theon Greyjoy:
Theon shoots down two more wights as they storm into the Godswood.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Gendry slashes down five wights as he and Tormund battle atop a mountain of wights and bodies.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
64:56
(+6)
Brienne of Tarth:
Brienne cuts down three wights as they begin to overwhelm her position in the Winterfell courtyard.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
65:28
(+4)
Theon Greyjoy:
Theon makes his last stand, killing two wights with his last two arrows.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
65:43
(+10)
Theon Greyjoy:
Making his last stand after running out of arrows, Theon bashes in a wight with his bow, and finds a spear to fend off four more wights.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Gendry cuts down two wights as he and Tormund fight atop a mound of wights.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
69:00
(+6)
Theon Greyjoy:
Theon cuts down three more wights as Bran's last defender in the Godswood.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
69:58
(+14)
Theon Greyjoy:
Theon kills off 7 more wights in the final final stand in the Godswood.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
55:05
(+10)
Jaime Lannister:
Jaime stabs Euron Greyjoy through the stomach as they battle in the sea caves below King's Landing.
(Kill of Named Character)
Political Wins
27:53
(+3)
Theon Greyjoy:
After sneaking aboard Euron's ship, Theon frees his sister Yara.
(New Follower/Prisoner)
29:07
(+3)
Theon Greyjoy:
Yara: "You want to go to Wintefell. To fight for the Starks. Go. What is dead may never die."
Theon: "What is dead may never die." (House Words)
Theon: "What is dead may never die." (House Words)
5:04
(+3)
Brienne of Tarth:
Brienne defends Jaime to the skeptical court at Winterfell, convincing Sansa to accept Jaime.
to Sansa: "Without him, my Lady, you would not be alive. He armed me, armored me, and sent me to find you and bring you home. Because he had sworn an oath to your mother." (Convincing Argument)
to Sansa: "Without him, my Lady, you would not be alive. He armed me, armored me, and sent me to find you and bring you home. Because he had sworn an oath to your mother." (Convincing Argument)
15:54
(+3)
Brienne of Tarth:
Brienne is revealed to be a commander for the upcoming Battle at Winterfell, overseeing the left flank.
"It's good ground. The rise - it should give us some advantage if we can keep a tight formation we might be able to beat them back." (New Title)
"It's good ground. The rise - it should give us some advantage if we can keep a tight formation we might be able to beat them back." (New Title)
16:37
(+3)
Brienne of Tarth:
Jaime pledges his services to Brienne: "I came to Winterfell because I'm not the fighter I used to be. But I'd be honored to serve under your command, if you'll have me."
(New Follower/Prisoner)
48:09
(+3)
Brienne of Tarth:
Brienne is knighted by Ser Jaime Lannister.
"In the name of the Warrior, I charge you to be brave.
In the name of the Father, I charge you to be just.
In the name of the Mother, I charge you to defend the innocent.
Arise, Brienne of Tarth - a knight of the Seven Kingdoms." (New Title)
"In the name of the Warrior, I charge you to be brave.
In the name of the Father, I charge you to be just.
In the name of the Mother, I charge you to defend the innocent.
Arise, Brienne of Tarth - a knight of the Seven Kingdoms." (New Title)
Gendry receives high marks on his peer reviews after the Battle of Winterfell, and he is legitimized as a non-bastard and named Lord Baratheon of Storm's End.
Daenerys Targaryen: "I think you should be Lord of Storm's End.
Gendry: "That can't be, I'm a bastard."
Daenerys: "No, you are Lord Gendry Baratheon of Storm's End. The lawful son of Robert Baratheon. Because that is what I have made you." (New Title)
Daenerys Targaryen: "I think you should be Lord of Storm's End.
Gendry: "That can't be, I'm a bastard."
Daenerys: "No, you are Lord Gendry Baratheon of Storm's End. The lawful son of Robert Baratheon. Because that is what I have made you." (New Title)
68:29
(+3)
Brienne of Tarth:
Brienne joins the Small Council meeting as Lord Commander of the Kingsguard
(New Title)
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
14:06
(+3)
Jaime Lannister:
Tyrion: "So, we're going to die. At Winterfell. Not the death I would've chosen. I always pictured myself dying in my own bed, at the age of 80, with a belly fully of wine and a [in unison with Jaime] girl's mouth around my cock."
(Funny Line)
16:11
(+3)
Brienne of Tarth:
Brienne: "What are you doing? ... We have never had a conversation last this long without you insulting me, not once."
Jaime: "You want me to insult you?" (Funny Line)
Jaime: "You want me to insult you?" (Funny Line)
16:11
(+3)
Jaime Lannister:
Brienne: "What are you doing? ... We have never had a conversation last this long without you insulting me, not once."
Jaime: "You want me to insult you?" (Funny Line)
Jaime: "You want me to insult you?" (Funny Line)
35:33
(+3)
Jaime Lannister:
to Tyrion: "It wasn't so simple. I was sleeping with my sister, and you had one friend in the world - who was sleeping with his sister."
(Funny Line)
36:29
(+3)
Brienne of Tarth:
Brienne relents and allows her squire to have a drink.
Brienne: "I don't think that's wise - the battle might start at any moment."
[Podrick sad look]
Brienne: "Half cup." (Funny Line)
Brienne: "I don't think that's wise - the battle might start at any moment."
[Podrick sad look]
Brienne: "Half cup." (Funny Line)
submitted by nyan (approved!)
Gendry with the deflection as he gets grilled by Arya.
Gendry: "Then she (Melisandre) tied me up, stripped me down, put leeches all over me."
Arya: "Was that your first time?"
Gendry: "No, yeah, I've never had leeches put all over my cock." (Funny Line)
Gendry: "Then she (Melisandre) tied me up, stripped me down, put leeches all over me."
Arya: "Was that your first time?"
Gendry: "No, yeah, I've never had leeches put all over my cock." (Funny Line)
15:42
(+3)
Jaime Lannister:
Jaime and Brienne play a drinking game of guesses.
Jaime: "You... are an only child."
Brienne: "I told you I was."
Jaime: "You didn't."
Brienne: "I did."
Jaime: "I surmised it." (Funny Line)
Jaime: "You... are an only child."
Brienne: "I told you I was."
Jaime: "You didn't."
Brienne: "I did."
Jaime: "I surmised it." (Funny Line)
25:24
(+3)
Jaime Lannister:
Brienne: "It's the first thing I learnt when I came to the North. Keep your fire going. Every time you leave the room, put more wood on."
Jaime: "... You know the first thing I learned in the North? I hate the fucking North." (Funny Line)
Jaime: "... You know the first thing I learned in the North? I hate the fucking North." (Funny Line)
23:41
(+3)
Jaime Lannister:
Tyrion: "Did you consider taking it (the golden hand) off?"
Jaime: "Cersei once called me the stupidest Lannister." (Funny Line)
Jaime: "Cersei once called me the stupidest Lannister." (Funny Line)
49:03
(+3)
Edmure Tully:
Edmure responds to Samwell Tarly's proposal for democratic elections: "Maybe we should give the dogs a vote as well"
(Witty Insult)
49:06
(+3)
Bronze Yohn Royce:
Lord Royce responds to Samwell Tarly's proposal for democratic elections: "I'll ask my horse!"
(Witty Insult)
Glasses of Wine Consumed
36:08
(+5)
Jaime Lannister:
Tyrion raises a toast - "to the perils of self-betterment" and Jaime just gets his lips on the cup as Brienne and Podrick barge in.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
45:50
(+5)
Jaime Lannister:
Jaime refills his cup as the fireplace crew talks about the sexism of knighthood in Westeros.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
Gendry takes a drink before asking the Hound if he's seen Arya.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
9:52
(+5)
Jaime Lannister:
Jaime drinks as Gendry scoots past him and Brienne in the aisle.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
12:23
(+5)
Brienne of Tarth:
Brienne and Jaime share a drink at the Feast of Winterfell.
Jaime: "We've fought dead things and lived to talk about it.If this isn't the time to drink, when is?" (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Jaime: "We've fought dead things and lived to talk about it.If this isn't the time to drink, when is?" (Glass of Wine Consumed)
12:24
(+5)
Jaime Lannister:
Brienne and Jaime share a drink at the Feast of Winterfell.
Jaime: "We've fought dead things and lived to talk about it.If this isn't the time to drink, when is?" (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Jaime: "We've fought dead things and lived to talk about it.If this isn't the time to drink, when is?" (Glass of Wine Consumed)
15:44
(+5)
Brienne of Tarth:
Brienne is forced to drink in the game after Jaime correctly "guesses" that she is an only child.
Jaime: "You... are an only child."
Brienne: "I told you I was."
Jaime: "You didn't."
Brienne: "I did."
Jaime: "I surmised it." (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Jaime: "You... are an only child."
Brienne: "I told you I was."
Jaime: "You didn't."
Brienne: "I did."
Jaime: "I surmised it." (Glass of Wine Consumed)
17:14
(+5)
Brienne of Tarth:
Brienne drinks jovially at a table with Podrick, Tyrion, and Jaime as Daenerys realizes she has no friends.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
18:09
(+5)
Brienne of Tarth:
Brienne guesses wrong that Tyrion is drinking wine but prefers ale, forcing her to drink.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
24:56
(+5)
Brienne of Tarth:
Brienne takes a drink as Jaime stumbles into her bedchambers with a cups and a pitcher of wine.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
25:41
(+5)
Jaime Lannister:
Jaime pours himself a cup and drinks in Brienne's bedchambers as he jealously questions her about Tormund Giantsbane.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
39:01
(+5)
Jaime Lannister:
Jaime and Tyrion drink after toasting to Jaime's new relationship with Brienne. "To climbing mountains."
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
Acts of Intercourse
Gendry and Arya spend possibly their last night rolling among the burlap sacks. "We're probably going to die soon. I want to know what it's like before that happens."
(Act of Intercourse)
27:20
(+5)
Brienne of Tarth:
Brienne experiences her first time with Jaime after he drunkenly and jealously stumbles into her bedchambers.
Jaime: "I've never slept with a knight before."
Brienne: "I've never slept with anyone before." (Act of Intercourse)
Jaime: "I've never slept with a knight before."
Brienne: "I've never slept with anyone before." (Act of Intercourse)
27:20
(+5)
Jaime Lannister:
Jaime fumbles awkwardly in his first attempts at flirting with someone who is not a sibling, but ultimately succeeds in wooing Brienne with the 'ol "my it's quite hot in here".
(Act of Intercourse)
65:39
(+5)
Jaime Lannister:
Jaime sits brooding in front of the fireplace after a 2nd night with Brienne, reflecting on how one just can't go back to non-incest after hitting that high-grade sibling kush.
(Act of Intercourse)
submitted by nyan (approved!)
65:43
(+5)
Brienne of Tarth:
Brienne wakes up from bed after a 2nd night with Jaime, only to find he has disappeared into the night.
(Act of Intercourse)
submitted by nyan (approved!)
A Game of Thrones
18:37
(+1)
Bronze Yohn Royce:
Lord Royce sits with Sansa as he cold-heartedly advises her to lock the peasants outside of Winterfell. "The moment we can get the last infantry men out onto the field, we should shut the gates."
(Basic Seat)
34:50
(+1)
Jaime Lannister:
Jaime sits in front of the fireplace in Winterfell with Tyrion.
(Basic Seat)
36:55
(+1)
Brienne of Tarth:
Brienne accepts Jaime's offer of a seat in front of the fireplace.
Jaime: "You really think any of us are going to sleep tonight? Join us." (Basic Seat)
Jaime: "You really think any of us are going to sleep tonight? Join us." (Basic Seat)
36:55
(+1)
Jaime Lannister:
Jaime sits back down on his chair after inviting their new guests around the fireplace.
(Basic Seat)
51:06
(+1)
Jaime Lannister:
Tyrion sits as Davos declares "we're out of wine" to the fireplace crew.
(Basic Seat)
51:10
(+1)
Brienne of Tarth:
Brienne is sitting as Davos declares "we're out of wine" to the fireplace crew.
(Basic Seat)
38:29
(+1)
Jaime Lannister:
Tyrion sits with Jaime in front of a fireplace in Winterfell, as Tyrion ribs Jaime on his newfound romance with Brienne.
(Basic Seat)
65:17
(+1)
Jaime Lannister:
Jaime sits on a chair in front of the fireplace after a 2nd night with Brienne, reflecting on how non-incest just doesn't really do it for him.
(Basic Seat)
44:12
(+1)
Brienne of Tarth:
Brienne is seated as the Lords and Ladies of Westeros meet in the Dragonpit for Tyrion Lannister's trial.
(Basic Seat)
Gendry is seated as the Lords and Ladies of Westeros meet in the Dragonpit for Tyrion Lannister's trial.
(Basic Seat)
46:32
(+1)
Bronze Yohn Royce:
Lord Royce sits as the Lords and Ladies of Westeros gather in King's Landing to discuss the fate of Tyrion Lannister and the Kingdom.
(Basic Seat)
47:05
(+1)
Edmure Tully:
Edmure sits and grits his teeth as he prepares to give his big speech to the Lords and Ladies of Westeros.
(Basic Seat)
48:15
(+1)
Edmure Tully:
Edmure returns to his seat after his speech is interrupted by Sansa and he is ignored by the other Lords of Westeros.
(Basic Seat)
55:11
(+1)
Brienne of Tarth:
Brienne sits back down after the Lords rise to anoint Bran Stark as King of Six Kingdoms.
(Basic Seat)
Gendry sits back down after the Lords rise to anoint Bran Stark as King of Six Kingdoms.
(Basic Seat)
55:11
(+1)
Bronze Yohn Royce:
Lord Royce sits back down after the Lords rise to anoint Bran Stark as King of Six Kingdoms.
(Basic Seat)
63:52
(+1)
Brienne of Tarth:
Brienne sits as she pages through the Book of the Brothers, the chronicle of the Kingsguard.
(Basic Seat)
68:42
(+1)
Brienne of Tarth:
Brienne takes her seat at the Small Council meeting after arriving with Bran.
(Basic Seat)
69:49
(+1)
Brienne of Tarth:
Brienne reseats herself at the Small Council meeting after King Bran's departure.
(Basic Seat)
Deaths
63:23
(+5)
Theon Greyjoy:
Theon is impaled by a spear shard after one last valiant charge against the Night King.
Bran: "Theon. You're a good man. Thank you." (Death)
Bran: "Theon. You're a good man. Thank you." (Death)
4:04
(+2)
Theon Greyjoy:
Theon lies atop a funeral pyre after the battle of Winterfell, as Sansa says goodbye.
(Dead Body Appearance)
73:43
(+5)
Jaime Lannister:
Jaime reassures Cersei in their final moments in the cellars of the Red Keep, as the castle collapses down around them.
"Nothing else matters. Nothing else matters. Only us." (Death)
"Nothing else matters. Nothing else matters. Only us." (Death)
11:53
(+2)
Jaime Lannister:
Tyrion finds Cersei's and Jaime's bodies in the rubble beneath the collapsed Red Keep
(Dead Body Appearance)
Special
Gendry pours out the crucible of molten dragonglass, using it to cast obsidian arrowheads.
(Special)
Gendry shows off the huge dragonglass battleaxe he forged. "It isn't easy making a blade that big with dragonglass."
(Special)
Gendry tends to the coals in the forge at Winterfell and starts to hammer a piece of metal.
(Special)
23:37
(+3)
Jaime Lannister:
Jaime holds up his golden hand when Tyrion asks "how did they (Daenerys' forces) find you?"
(Special)
33:24
(+3)
Jaime Lannister:
Jaime waves his golden hand at the Lannister guards in futility, as the King's Landing gates close and lock Jaime outside.
(Special)
52:39
(+3)
Jaime Lannister:
Jaime uses the ancient martial art of throat-poking with his golden hand while fighting Euron Greyjoy.
(Special)
52:56
(+3)
Jaime Lannister:
Jaime bitch-slaps Euron across the face with his golden hand to escape from a chokehold.
(Special)
The Feels
29:17
(+5)
Theon Greyjoy:
Theon and Yara share an embrace before they part ways to fight their separate parts of the war.
Yara: "You want to go to Wintefell. To fight for the Starks. Go. What is dead may never die."
Theon: "What is dead may never die."
Yara: "But kill the bastards anyway." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)
Yara: "You want to go to Wintefell. To fight for the Starks. Go. What is dead may never die."
Theon: "What is dead may never die."
Yara: "But kill the bastards anyway." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)
Arya and Gendry reunite in the Winterfell forge, and share some banter from their days on the road.
Gendry: "It's not a bad place to grow up, if it wasn't so cold."
Arya: "Stay close to that forge, then."
Gendry: "Is that a command, Lady Stark?"
Arya: "Don't call me that."
Gendry: "As you wish, m'lady." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)
Gendry: "It's not a bad place to grow up, if it wasn't so cold."
Arya: "Stay close to that forge, then."
Gendry: "Is that a command, Lady Stark?"
Arya: "Don't call me that."
Gendry: "As you wish, m'lady." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)
53:29
(+3)
Jaime Lannister:
After riding anonymously for a fortnight to reach Winterfell, Jaime discovers Bran has been sitting in the courtyard waiting for his "old friend" the whole time.
(I've made a huge mistake.)
submitted by hindsight44 (approved!)
23:25
(+5)
Theon Greyjoy:
Theon and Sansa share a heartfelt hug as he returns to the North with his Ironborn.
"I want to fight for Winterfell, Lady Sansa. If you'll have me." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)
"I want to fight for Winterfell, Lady Sansa. If you'll have me." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)
47:37
(+15)
Brienne of Tarth:
Brienne is knighted by Ser Jaime Lannister.
"In the name of the Warrior, I charge you to be brave.
In the name of the Father, I charge you to be just.
In the name of the Mother, I charge you to defend the innocent.
Arise, Brienne of Tarth - a knight of the Seven Kingdoms." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)
"In the name of the Warrior, I charge you to be brave.
In the name of the Father, I charge you to be just.
In the name of the Mother, I charge you to defend the innocent.
Arise, Brienne of Tarth - a knight of the Seven Kingdoms." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)
47:37
(+5)
Jaime Lannister:
Jaime knights Brienne of Tarth
"In the name of the Warrior, I charge you to be brave.
In the name of the Father, I charge you to be just.
In the name of the Mother, I charge you to defend the innocent.
Arise, Brienne of Tarth - a knight of the Seven Kingdoms." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)
"In the name of the Warrior, I charge you to be brave.
In the name of the Father, I charge you to be just.
In the name of the Mother, I charge you to defend the innocent.
Arise, Brienne of Tarth - a knight of the Seven Kingdoms." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)
32:36
(+5)
Theon Greyjoy:
Bran to Theon: "Everything you did brought you where you are now. Where you belong. Home."
(Warm Fuzzy Moment)
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71:14
(+5)
Theon Greyjoy:
Bran: "Theon. You're a good man. Thank you."
(Warm Fuzzy Moment)
submitted by nyan (approved!)
Gendry proposes to Arya.
"I don't know how to be Lord of anything. I hardly know how to use a fork. All I know is that you're beautiful, and I love you, and none of it will be worth anything if you're not with me. So be with me. Be my wife. Be the Lady of Storm's End." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)
"I don't know how to be Lord of anything. I hardly know how to use a fork. All I know is that you're beautiful, and I love you, and none of it will be worth anything if you're not with me. So be with me. Be my wife. Be the Lady of Storm's End." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)
56:50
(+15)
Jaime Lannister:
After two days of playing house with Brienne, Jaime receives news of the events in King's Landing and reflects on where his true passions lie.
"You think I'm a good man? I pushed a boy out a tower window, crippled him for life for Cersei. I strangled my cousin with my own hands just to get back to Cersei. I would have murdered every man, woman and child in Riverrun for Cersei. She's hateful. And so am I." (Sad Feels)
"You think I'm a good man? I pushed a boy out a tower window, crippled him for life for Cersei. I strangled my cousin with my own hands just to get back to Cersei. I would have murdered every man, woman and child in Riverrun for Cersei. She's hateful. And so am I." (Sad Feels)
57:26
(+15)
Brienne of Tarth:
Brienne begs Jaime to stay with her, but is left sobbing in the courtyard of Winterfell after Jaime rides off to save Cersei.
"You're better than she is. You're a good man and you can't save her. You don't need to die with her. Stay here. Stay with me." (Sad Feels)
"You're better than she is. You're a good man and you can't save her. You don't need to die with her. Stay here. Stay with me." (Sad Feels)
65:09
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Jaime Lannister:
After two nights in bed with Brienne, Jaime lies awake and reflects on how non-incest just really doesn't do it for him.
(I've made a huge mistake.)
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26:47
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Jaime Lannister:
Tyrion frees Jaime and the Lannister brothers say their goodbyes on the eve of the attack on King's Landing.
Tyrion: "You were the only one who didn't treat me like a monster. You were all I had." (Sad Feels)
Tyrion: "You were the only one who didn't treat me like a monster. You were all I had." (Sad Feels)
73:43
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Jaime Lannister:
Jaime reassures Cersei in their final moments in the cellars of the Red Keep, as the castle collapses down around them.
"Nothing else matters. Nothing else matters. Only us." (Sad Feels)
"Nothing else matters. Nothing else matters. Only us." (Sad Feels)
48:11
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Edmure Tully:
After Sansa interrupts his speech and embarrasses him in front of the council, Edmure glances around at the awkward gazes of the other lords and clumsily knocks his scabbard against a pole as he sits down.
(Ridiculously Funny Moment)
64:25
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Brienne of Tarth:
Brienne returns to King's Landing and fills in Jaime Lannisters' entry in the The Book of the Brothers, the chronicle of the Kingsguard.
(Warm Fuzzy Moment)