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House Dev for the Throne

Owner: bigboybig

1-5, 28.5 roto pts (#7)
Z-Score: -1.224 (percentile: 11.04%)
Weeks at #1: 0
Categories won: Acts of Intercourse (45)
Best Week: Episode 2: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms (+7.5 roto points)
Team MVP: Jorah Mormont (picked #19, 108 points, 39.85% of team total)
Longest winstreak: W-1

Roster Stats

Character Drafted Total Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Thrones Deaths Special Feels
#19 108 52 6 0 0 35 0 7 3 5
#30 79 46 6 0 0 0 0 7 0 20
#35 59 12 3 0 20 10 3 0 6 5
#3 15 5 0 0 0 0 0 10 0 0
This White Walker has a full beard and long hair. He is one of the Night King's Lieutenants.
#51 5 0 0 0 0 0 0 5 0 0
#14 5 0 0 0 0 0 0 5 0 0
#46 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
#78 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
#62 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
#67 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Totals 271 115 15 0 20 45 3 34 9 30

Roster

charId Character Special
390
* each time he is mounted by a new dragonrider (Political Follower points)
* on-screen barrel rolls completed (360° rotations in the air)
* objects burned in non-combat situations
72
* +1 point whenever he receives a new specimen for his experiments
* +1 politics point when reporting information from his "little birds"
32
* +1 point when he explains to someone he has Greyscale
* +1 point in each scene that Jorah serves as an encyclopedia for Essos culture.
* +1 point each time Daenerys convinces him to go on a mission / do something that doesn't involve being anywhere around her (friendzone)
61
+1 point for scenes where Theon refers to himself as "Reek"
+1 point when his missing manhood is referenced
27
+1 point for failed attempts at basic tasks.
+1 point for surprising people with how good he is at a task
263
+1 each time he asks a rhetorical questions he already knows the answer to
395
This White Walker has a full beard and long hair. He is one of the Night King's Lieutenants.
261
256
112
Kills
Episode 1: Winterfell
Theon kills a member of Euron's crew as he leads a squad of Ironborn on a rescue mission to save his sister Yara Greyjoy. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
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Theon throws an axe into the skull of the Ironborn soldier guarding Yara Greyjoy. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Episode 3: The Long Night
Podrick gets a quick stab on a wight that charges him. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Podrick home run swings a wight into pieces with his dragonglass blade. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Jorah slashes two wights while on horseback, before his horse is taken down by a gang tackle of wights. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Podrick runs through a wight with his sword, and slashes another on its side. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Jorah kills two wights as he covers the retreat of the Northern armies back into Winterfell. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Jorah stabs through a wight as the phalanx of Unsullied escort Melisandre outside the Winterfell gate. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Jorah stabs a wight through the stomach. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Jorah slashes two wights while defending the wall, splashing their blood across the ramparts. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Jorah a wight as it tries to climb over the castle wall. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Jorah stabs one of the wights after pulling them off of Samwell Tarly. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Theon shoots down a wight with a flaming arrow as the Ironborn protect Bran in the Godswood. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
55:32 (+5) Viserion:
Viserion slashes at Rhaegal's breast, ripping off several of his scales as the dragons engage in an aerial dogfight. (Major Injury of Named Character)
Jorah stabs through a wight as his friendzone-sense tells him that the dragons and his Queen are in danger. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Theon shoots down two more wights as they storm into the Godswood. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Jorah swoops in to Daenerys' rescue after she falls from Drogon, lopping off the head of a wight. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Theon makes his last stand, killing two wights with his last two arrows. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Making his last stand after running out of arrows, Theon bashes in a wight with his bow, and finds a spear to fend off four more wights. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Jorah fights off 6 wights while defending Daenerys outside the walls of Winterfell. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
As Brienne and Jaimie are tied up against the wall, Podrick's hands are free and he continues to hack away at the wight horde, scoring two kills. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Jorah fights off four wights as he defends Daenerys. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Theon cuts down three more wights as Bran's last defender in the Godswood. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Jorah fights off 3 more wights as he is cut down to the ground. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Jorah kills one more wight as he lays kneeling on the ground. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Political Wins
Episode 1: Winterfell
After sneaking aboard Euron's ship, Theon frees his sister Yara. (New Follower/Prisoner)
Yara: "You want to go to Wintefell. To fight for the Starks. Go. What is dead may never die."
Theon: "What is dead may never die."
(House Words)
Episode 2: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms
Jorah convinces Daenerys to forgive Tyrion's failures and keep him on as Hand of the Queen. (Convincing Argument)
Samwell gifts the Tarly family sword to Jorah.

Samwell: "And I'd love to defend them with it. But I can't really hold it upright. Your father, he taught me how to be a man. How to do what's right. This is right."
(New Weapon)
Episode 6: The Iron Throne
Brienne refers to the newly-knighted Ser Podrick Payne as he arrives to wheel Bran out of the Small Council meeting. (New Title)
Glasses of Wine Consumed
Episode 2: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms
Podrick gulps down the overflowing full cup of wine poured by Tyrion. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Podrick drinks the last of his cup after Davos declares, "we're out of wine." (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Episode 4: The Last of the Starks
Podrick drinks from his cup as Gendry makes his way through the aisle. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Acts of Intercourse
Episode 1: Winterfell
Jorah gently caresses the Khaleesi's elbow as he points out where Samwell is in the library. (Act of Intercourse)
submitted by nyan (approved!)
Episode 3: The Long Night
Jorah picks Daenerys up off the ground after she falls from Drogon's back. (Act of Intercourse)
Daenerys helps a wounded Jorah up. (Act of Intercourse)
Daenerys fulfills a man's dying wish and reaches out to touch Ser Jorah's elbow. (Act of Intercourse)
Jorah dies in the arms of a tearful Daenerys, having successfully defended her from the onslaught of wights. (Act of Intercourse)
Episode 4: The Last of the Starks
Podrick has a girl in hand and chats up another Northern beauty before all three abscond into a dark corner of Winterfell. (Act of Intercourse)
A Game of Thrones
Episode 2: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms
Podrick takes a seat among the fireplace crew. (Basic Seat)
Deaths
Episode 3: The Long Night
56:09 (+5) Viserion:
Dueling with Rhaegal and then Drogon in aerial combat, the Night King is thrown off Viserion's back and Viserion soon after has his neck snapped by Drogon. (Death)
submitted by codyandrew77 (approved!)
Theon is impaled by a spear shard after one last valiant charge against the Night King.

Bran: "Theon. You're a good man. Thank you."
(Death)
The White Walker lieutenants explode into ice shards in a chain effect after the Night King falls to Arya's stab. (Death)
76:06 (+5) Viserion:
Viserion collapses for the final time after Arya kills the Night King (Death)
Jorah dies in the arms of a tearful Daenerys, having successfully defended her from the onslaught of wights. (Death)
Episode 4: The Last of the Starks
Jorah's body lies on top of a funeral pyre after the Battle of Winterfell. (Dead Body Appearance)
Theon lies atop a funeral pyre after the battle of Winterfell, as Sansa says goodbye. (Dead Body Appearance)
Episode 5: The Bells
59:09 (+5) Qyburn:
Qyburn is bashed in against the rubble of the Red Keep and flung to his death by the Mountain, as he vainly commands Ser Gregor to stay by Queen Cersei's side. (Death)
Special
Episode 1: Winterfell
Jorah reunites with Sam and they talk about his former Greyscale condition.
Dany: "The man who saved Ser Jorah when no one else could."
Jorah: "They could. They just wouldn't."
(Special)
submitted by nickg (approved!)
Episode 2: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms
Podrick impresses in a sparring session on the training grounds at Winterfell.

Jaime: "He's come a long way."
Brienne: "He's alright. Still has a lot to learn."
(Special)
submitted by nyan (approved!)
After he gets passed over by the group as Tyrion Lannister entreats a song, Podrick surprises the group with his rich and moving rendition of the ballad, "Jenny of Oldstones". (Special)
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The Feels
Episode 1: Winterfell
Theon and Yara share an embrace before they part ways to fight their separate parts of the war.
Yara: "You want to go to Wintefell. To fight for the Starks. Go. What is dead may never die."
Theon: "What is dead may never die."
Yara: "But kill the bastards anyway."
(Warm Fuzzy Moment)
Episode 2: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms
Theon and Sansa share a heartfelt hug as he returns to the North with his Ironborn.

"I want to fight for Winterfell, Lady Sansa. If you'll have me."
(Warm Fuzzy Moment)
Jorah receives Heartsbane, Tarly family sword from Samwell, as a remembrance to his father, the Lord Commander Jeor Mormont.

Samwell: "And I'd love to defend them with it. But I can't really hold it upright. Your father, he taught me how to be a man. How to do what's right. This is right."
(Warm Fuzzy Moment)
Podrick delivers a heartfelt rendition of the ballad, "Jenny of Oldstones":

"High in the halls of the Kings who are gone
Jenny would dance with her ghosts
The ones she had lost and the ones she had found
And the ones who had loved her the most
The ones who'd been gone for so very long
She couldn't remember their names
They spun her around on the damp old stones
Spun away all her sorrow and pain
And she never wanted to leave
Never wanted to leave...
Never wanted to leave...
Never wanted to leave...
Never wanted to leave...
Never wanted to leave..."
(Sad Feels)
Episode 3: The Long Night
Bran: "Theon. You're a good man. Thank you." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)
submitted by nyan (approved!)