poop squad

25 roto pts (#7)
Z-Score: -1.589 (percentile: 5.59%)
Weeks at #1: 0
Categories won:
Best Week: Episode 4: The Last of the Starks (+3 roto points)
Team MVP: Sansa Stark (picked #4, 89 points, 37.87% of team total)

Roster Stats

Character	Drafted	Total	Kills	Politics	Insults	Wine	Sex	Thrones	Deaths	Special	Feels
Sansa Stark	#4	89	0	15	12	10	0	11	0	6	35
Grey Worm	#25	86	52	18	0	0	5	0	0	6	5
Varys	#18	35	0	9	3	0	0	4	5	9	5
Viserion	#11	15	5	0	0	0	0	0	10	0	0
Bald White Walkers This White Walker is bald and has a round beard, and stands by the Night King as one of his lieutenants. He was present at the dragon battle over the frozen lake.	#39	5	0	0	0	0	0	0	5	0	0
Greasy-haired White Walkers This is a clean-shaven White Walker with long greasy hair, one f the Night King's lieutenants. He was present at the dragon battle at the Frozen Lake.	#32	5	0	0	0	0	0	0	5	0	0
Illyrio Mopatis	-	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
Syrio Forel	#46	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
Salladhor Saan	-	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
Septa Unella	-	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
Totals		235	57	42	15	10	5	15	25	21	45

Roster

charId	Character	Special
5	Sansa Stark	* Lady's actions contribute to her points. * +1 point in every scene she cries
82	Varys	* +1 politics point when he meets another character in secret * +1 point when someone references his being a eunuch to him * +1 point when he passes along information from his "little birds"
38	Grey Worm	* +1 for every 3-syllable word uttered in the Common Tongue (Westerosi English), not counting proper nouns (Daenerys, Unsullied, etc.) * Receives standard sex points for making it to first base
73	Syrio Forel	+1 point every time he references the "God of Death".
161	Illyrio Mopatis
55	Salladhor Saan
195	Septa Unella	+1 point for each bell ringing (S6 onwards)

Kills

Episode 3: The Long Night

37:33 (+2) Grey Worm :

Grey Worm stabs a wight as it climbs over the wall. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

38:28 (+2) Grey Worm :

Grey Worm lands a blow on a wight as it tries to climb the wall. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

59:52 (+2) Grey Worm :

Grey Worm defends a cowering Sam from the wights. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

64:50 (+2) Grey Worm :

A bloodied Grey Worm fights off a wight with his spear. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

67:58 (+2) Grey Worm :

Grey Worm runs through a wight. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

Episode 5: The Bells

37:48 (+10) Grey Worm :

Grey Worm throws his spear through the back of a fleeing Captain Strickland, as the Unsullied forces rout the remains of the Golden Company and charge the King's Landing gate. (Kill of Named Character)

40:39 (+2) Grey Worm :

Grey Worm spears a Lannister soldier as the Northern forces march their way into King's Landing. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

46:36 (+2) Grey Worm :

Grey Worm throws a spear through the heart of a surrendered Lannister soldier, following his Queen's lead to raze the city and take no prisoners. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

47:11 (+18) Grey Worm :

Grey Worm goes on a 9-soldier killing spree as he mows down Lannister soldiers with his spear in the fracas after their surrender. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

47:34 (+8) Grey Worm :

Grey Worm spears 4 more soldiers as the fight against the Lannister soldiers continue. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

Episode 6: The Iron Throne

7:25 (+2) Grey Worm :

Grey Worm slits the throat of a Lannister prisoner. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

Political Wins

Episode 2: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms

23:25 (+3) Sansa Stark:

Theon returns North and pledges his services to Sansa. "I want to fight for Winterfell, Lady Sansa. If you'll have me." (New Follower/Prisoner)

Saying Jaime shouldn't be trusted, attacked her father and tried to destroy her house and family should get politics and insult points. -brendan.hamme

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2019 Apr 23 julielaurek, marr.virginia, vphardt like this
Sansa should also get political points for welcoming Jaime into the fold on Brienne's suggestion. That's a follower and Sansa was the one who gave the word. -brendan.hamme

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2019 Apr 23 julielaurek, marr.virginia, vphardt like this
She should also get political points for demanding to know what happens to the north after Daenerys wins. -brendan.hamme

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2019 Apr 23 julielaurek, marr.virginia, vphardt like this
LMAO! This just made my day -christiandigby3

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2019 Apr 23 nyan likes this
Following up, for various reasons none of these were scored.

Insult to Jaime: very plain description, wasn't much of a good line or "witty" insult in there

Convincing to spare Jaime: this was discussed, ultimately it was decided to score points only for Brienne and not give the group project credits to Tyrion/Sansa /Jon

Talking to Daenerys: she brought up the topic but didn't get Daenerys to concede or agree to anything. Kind of like football, just having a rushing *attempt* isn't supposed to get you any points. -nyan

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2019 Apr 25

Episode 4: The Last of the Starks

38:17 (+3) Sansa Stark:

Arya and Sansa learn of Jon Snow's true heritage as a secret Targaryen and heir to the Iron Throne. (Secret Discovery)

46:50 (+3) Sansa Stark:

Sansa breaks her promise to Jon, divulging his secret heritage to Tyrion Lannister. "What if there's someone else? Someone better?" (Act of Betrayal)

51:22 (+3) Varys:

Varys learns of Jon's parentage through the game of secret discovery telephone.

Varys: "How many others know?"
Tyrion: "Including us? Eight."
Varys: "Well, then it's not a secret anymore. It's information." (Secret Discovery)

Given the quote, I think the buck stops here with respect to awarding this further down the chain. -nyan

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2019 May 6 sperlingjason, mlopez, alicehanners, dopeghoti like this
Surely if 8 people knowing makes it information, the 8th person to know (Varys) discovers info and not a secret? Varys’ quot afterwards kinda voids these points nah? -conor_finlay

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2019 May 10 nyan likes this
quote* -conor_finlay

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2019 May 10
Also, Varys’ is actually the 9th person to know. -conor_finlay

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2019 May 10

Episode 5: The Bells

4:38 (+3) Varys:

Varys has recruited Martha, a serving girl from the kitchen in an attempt to poison Daenerys. (New Follower/Prisoner)

4:38 (+3) Varys:

Varys has recruited Martha, a serving girl from the kitchen in an attempt to poison Daenerys. (Act of Betrayal)

47:47 (+3) Grey Worm :

The Northern forces win the ground war over the Lannister army, who are in disarray after surrendering their weapons and attempting to flee. (Victorious Battle)

Episode 6: The Iron Throne

7:19 (+3) Grey Worm :

Grey Worm carries through with executing the Lannister prisoners over objections from Davos and Jon Snow.

Grey Worm: "It is not over until the queen's enemies are defeated."
Davos Seaworth: "How much more defeated do you want them to be? They're on their knees."
Grey Worm: "They are breathing." (Executive Decision)

15:47 (+3) Grey Worm :

Daenerys names Grey Worm to her Small Council as her new Master of War.

"You have walked beside me since the Plaza of Pride. You are the bravest of men, the most loyal of soldiers. I name you commander of all my forces, the Queen's Master of War." (New Title)

43:27 (+3) Grey Worm :

After Daenerys Targaryen's death, Grey Worm has taken charge of Tyrion as his prisoner, bringing him to the dragonpit to await judgment. (New Follower/Prisoner)

44:33 (+3) Grey Worm :

Grey Worm confirms he also has Jon in his custody.

Sansa: "Where's Jon?"
Grey Worm: "He is our prisoner." (New Follower/Prisoner)

54:18 (+3) Sansa Stark:

Sansa defies the rule of Bran Stark and proclaims that the North will secede from the Seven Kingdoms.

"...tens of thousands of Northmen fell in the Great War defending all of Westeros. And those who survived have seen too much and fought too hard ever to kneel again. The North will remain an independent kingdom, as it was for thousands of years." (Executive Decision)

55:57 (+3) Grey Worm :

Forced by the demands of Grey Worm and the Unsullied, the rest of Westeros throws Jon under a bus, exiling him to the Night's Watch while everyone else gets noble titles.

Tyrion: "Giving you to the Unsullied would start a war. Letting you walk free would start a war. So our new king has chosen to send you to the Night's Watch." (Convincing Argument)

75:35 (+3) Sansa Stark:

Sansa is declared the Queen in the new, independent North (New Title)

Insults Delivered / Funny Lines

Episode 1: Winterfell

14:05 (+3) Sansa Stark:

Tyrion: "Last time we spoke was at Joffrey's wedding. Miserable affair."
Sansa: "It had its moments." (Funny Line)

15:12 (+3) Sansa Stark:

to Tyrion, for thinking Cersei would honor the agreement to support them with the Lannister Army: "I used to think you were the cleverest man alive." (Witty Insult)

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Episode 3: The Long Night

9:12 (+3) Varys:

Varys sighs at his fate while waiting out the Battle of Winterfell: "At least we already in a crypt." (Funny Line)

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Episode 4: The Last of the Starks

21:27 (+3) Sansa Stark:

Sansa: "... he got what he deserved. I gave it to him."
Sandor: "How?"
Sansa: "Hounds." (Funny Line)

Episode 6: The Iron Throne

47:44 (+3) Sansa Stark:

Edmure Tully: "I suppose this is the most important moment of our lives. What we decide today will reverberate through the annals of history. I stand before you as one of the senior lords in the country. A veteran of two wars. And I like to think my experience has led to some small skill in statecraft - and underst-
Sansa: "Uncle? Please sit." (Witty Insult)

Glasses of Wine Consumed

Episode 4: The Last of the Starks

9:02 (+5) Sansa Stark:

Sansa drinks from her cup at the head table as the awkward family dinner commences. (Glass of Wine Consumed)

9:53 (+5) Sansa Stark:

Sansa stuffs her face with another cup as Gendry scoots his way down the aisle. (Glass of Wine Consumed)

A note on the scoring criteria here - normally it's scored per-glass in a scene (e.g. multiple sips not counted unless a refill is seen in between). However this ended up being such a long scene that there weren't the traditional cuts in between (like with the fireplace scenes in E2). I decided to treat it like a battle and somewhat arbitrarily divide the Feast of Winterfell into "scenes" based on which groups of character we cut to. Not perfect and open to thoughts on this rubric.

We probably wouldn't backdate scores this season but I'm coming around to counting every sip instead. Feels like the "not counted until refilled" is not the most fun mechanic, this was originally defined to get the numbers closest to actual "Glasses of Wine Consumed". -nyan

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I think if you’re changing it to every sip it’s unfair not to back date it. Think how many points tormund would have missed out on in ep2 for instance. -conor_finlay

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Acts of Intercourse

Episode 2: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms

52:30 (+5) Grey Worm :

Grey Worm gives Missandei one last kiss as he joins formation with the Unsullied. (Act of Intercourse)

A Game of Thrones

Episode 1: Winterfell

9:53 (+1) Sansa Stark:

Sansa sits at the head of the table alongside Jon Snow as they host the Northern Lords at Winterfell. (Basic Seat)

39:21 (+1) Sansa Stark:

Sansa sits in her chambers as she discusses the cowardice of Robbet Glover, who is not sending his troops. (Basic Seat)

Episode 2: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms

4:29 (+1) Sansa Stark:

Sansa is seated at the head table in Winterfell as the court interrogates Jaime Lannister. (Basic Seat)

18:38 (+1) Sansa Stark:

Sansa sits with Lord Royce as they discuss what to do with the gates for the upcoming battle. "Keep them open for as long as you can, there are still people coming in from the countryside." (Basic Seat)

20:01 (+1) Sansa Stark:

Sansa sits down with Daenerys during their 1:1 chat. (Basic Seat)

Episode 4: The Last of the Starks

8:54 (+1) Sansa Stark:

Sansa sits at the head table during the celebratory feast at Winterfell. (Basic Seat)

14:53 (+1) Varys:

Varys sits in a chair at the edge of the head table as Tormund and the hall give a toast. "To Daenerys, the Dragon Queen!" (Basic Seat)

51:33 (+1) Varys:

Varys sits down with Tyrion in the cabin below deck, discussing the secret of Jon's parentage. (Basic Seat)

Episode 5: The Bells

3:48 (+1) Varys:

Varys sits at his desk while penning a secret letter about Jon Snow's lineage. (Basic Seat)

10:23 (+1) Varys:

Varys continues to sit and write letters by candelight, when he is arrested by Grey Worm and the Unsullied. (Basic Seat)

Episode 6: The Iron Throne

44:12 (+1) Sansa Stark:

Sansa is seated as the Lords and Ladies of Westeros meet in the Dragonpit for Tyrion Lannister's trial. (Basic Seat)

55:11 (+1) Sansa Stark:

Sansa sits back down after the Lords rise to anoint Bran Stark as King of Six Kingdoms. (Basic Seat)

75:31 (+3) Sansa Stark:

Sansa takes her throne in the Winterfell Great Hall as Queen in the North (Seat of Power)

Deaths

Episode 5: The Bells

13:42 (+5) Varys:

Varys is executed by Drogon's dragonfire after his plots to betray Daenerys are exposed.

to Tyrion: "I hope I deserve it, truly I do. I hope I'm wrong. Goodbye, old friend." (Death)

Special

Episode 1: Winterfell

6:22 (+3) Varys:

Tyrion, as he and Varys arrive to a frigid Winterfell: "You should consider yourself lucky. At least your balls won't freeze off." (Special)

6:28 (+3) Varys:

Varys: "You take great offense at dwarf jokes, but love telling eunuch jokes. Why is that?"
Tyrion: "Because I have balls... and you don't" (Special)

Episode 2: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms

23:25 (+3) Sansa Stark:

Sansa eyes well up as Theon arrives to Winterfell with the Ironborn to pledge his services. (Special)

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31:51 (+6) Grey Worm :

"I am loyal to my Queen. I will fight for her until her *enemies* are *defeated.* (Special)

Episode 4: The Last of the Starks

23:06 (+3) Sansa Stark:

Sansa cries over Theon's body as the Northern forces pay their respects to the dead after the Battle of Winterfell. (Special)

61:32 (+3) Varys:

Varys: "He (Jon Snow) is a man, which makes him more appealing to the lords of Westeros, whose support we are going to need."
Tyrion: "Joffrey was a man. I don't think a cock is a true qualification, as I'm sure you'd agree." (Special)

The Feels

Episode 2: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms

23:25 (+5) Sansa Stark:

Sansa and Theon share a heartfelt hug as he returns to the North with his Ironborn.

"I want to fight for Winterfell, Lady Sansa. If you'll have me." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)

31:51 (+5) Grey Worm :

Grey Worm and Missandei make plans for summer vacation after the war is done.
Missandei: "My people are peaceful. We cannot protect ourselves."
Grey Worm: "My people are not peaceful. We will protect you." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)

Episode 3: The Long Night

31:11 (+5) Sansa Stark:

Sansa and Tyrion wax nostalgic to their King's Landing days, and all the trials they've endured since

Tyrion: "Maybe we should have stayed married."
Sansa: "You were the best of them." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)

submitted by brendan.hamme (approved!)

67:24 (+5) Sansa Stark:

As the dead make their way into the Crypts, Sansa and Tyrion hide behind a tomb and share a tender moment. Tyrion kisses her hand as they pull out their weapons and join the fray. (Warm Fuzzy Moment)

submitted by brendan.hamme (approved!)

Episode 4: The Last of the Starks

4:30 (+5) Sansa Stark:

Sansa grieves over the body of Theon Greyjoy as the forces at Winterfell gather to honor the dead. She leaves him with her Stark brooch before lighting the funeral pyre. (Sad Feels)

22:07 (+5) Sansa Stark:

Sandor Clegane and Sansa talk about their long journeys and roads not taken.

Sandor: " You've changed, Little Bird. None of it would have happened if you'd left King's Landing with me. No Littlefinger, no Ramsay none of it."
Sansa: "Without Littlefinger, and Ramsay, and the rest... I would have stayed a Little Bird all my life." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)

37:18 (+5) Sansa Stark:

Arya and Sansa stage a family intervention with Jon Snow to bring him back to the Stark side.

Jon: "I've never been a Stark."
Sansa: "You are. You're just as much Ned Stark's child as any of us."
Arya: "You're my brother. Not my half-brother or my bastard brother. My brother." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)

Episode 5: The Bells

12:40 (+5) Varys:

Varys says his last words to Tyrion as he awaits his execution: "I hope I deserve it, truly I do. I hope I'm wrong. Goodbye, old friend." (Sad Feels)

submitted by nyan (approved!)

Episode 6: The Iron Throne

61:10 (+5) Sansa Stark:

The Starks share their farewells with Jon Snow before he is exiled off to the Night's Watch.

Sansa: "But they (the North) lost their King."
Jon: "Ned Stark's daughter will speak for them. She's the best they could ask for." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)

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