Impin' Ain't Easy

GoT

Owner: arjohnson614

5-1, 31 roto pts (#3)
Z-Score: -0.14 (percentile: 44.44%)
Weeks at #1: 3
Categories won:
Best Week: Episode 2: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms (+6.5 roto points)
Team MVP: Arya Stark (picked #1, 1165 points, 77.25% of team total)
Longest winstreak: W-4

Roster Stats

Character Drafted Total Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Thrones Deaths Special Feels
#1 1165 1074 12 18 5 15 1 0 0 40
#13 149 40 15 6 25 10 8 0 0 45
#25 74 10 3 9 0 0 7 0 12 33
#12 51 0 6 15 10 0 9 0 3 8
#37 40 24 0 0 5 0 1 7 3 0
#24 29 26 0 0 0 0 0 0 3 0
#48 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
#36 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Totals 1508 1174 36 48 45 25 26 7 21 126

Roster

charId Character Special
6
* Nymeria's actions contribute to her points.
* +1 point for reciting her hitlist
* adopting a new Faceless Man disguise
50
* +1 point every time his fingers or onions are referenced
* +1 point when invoking Shireen's name
9
* Scores every time she mentions the "oath" or "vow" she swore to serve the Starks. * Scores every time someone references her size/masculinity/attractiveness.
396
* glowing blue eyes (each set) simply staring at human characters without taking action (e.g. not attacking/pursuing)
40
+1 point for reading books, mentioning he "read that in a book", or writing raven letters.
36
+1 point each time he flirts with Daenerys.
101
Can receive points multiple times in the Death category
+1 when shown igniting the flaming sword
263
+1 each time he asks a rhetorical questions he already knows the answer to
Kills
Episode 1: Winterfell
As the wight version of Ned Umber reawakens on the wall of the keep, Beric stabs the wight with his burning sword, lighting the body on fire and disposing of the wight for good. (Kill of Named Character)
Episode 3: The Long Night
Brienne's downward strike takes out one wight, before she is gang-tackled by the horde. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Brienne cuts down two wights as the snowstorm approaches overhead. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Brienne strikes down a wight. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Sam defends himself against two wights with his dragonglass daggers. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Brienne stabs through a wight as Sam watches her silhouette through the flames of the battlefield. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Arya delivers a flaming arrow headshot into the eye socket of a wight, saving a retreating Sandor Clegane. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Beric cuts down a wight with his flaming sword. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Beric strikes a wight on the shoulder with his flaming sword. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Sam dual wields his dragonglass dagger to cut down a wight trying to scramble over the wall. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Brienne decapitates two wights as they overrun the wall. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Brienne knocks 3 wights over a weak guardrail atop the wall. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Brienne rescues Jaime and killing the 2 wights on top of him and defending against 4 more wights charging their position. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Brienne mops up Jaime's sloppy work, turning around to cut down a wight who was still attacking after Jaime's strike. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Sam bonks a wight in the head as it tries to climb the castle wall. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Beric slashes three wights in the Winterfell courtyard (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Arya makes her entrance, slicing apart two wights atop the walls of Winterfell with surgical precision. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Arya scores the multi-kill as she headshots two wights with one swing of her spear. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Arya kills one wight and impales two others together as she makes her way into the tower atop the wall. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
39:55 (+12) Arya Stark:
Arya detaches her spear into dual-wielding format, killing 6 wights as she fights her way up the stairs. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
40:26 (+16) Arya Stark:
In a dazzling array of spin moves, Arya kills 8 wights atop the castle wall. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
The Wight Giant bursts through the door and starts launching homeruns with his club, swatting away 5 Mormont soldiers. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
The Wight Giant kicks through the line of czech hedgehogs, obliterating them and sending three Mormont soldiers flying. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
The Wight Giant picks up the charging Lyanna Mormont, crushing in her plate armor with its bare hand. (Kill of Named Character)
Arya turns a corner and runs into a wight in the library. She stealthily stabs it through the throat before she can be noticed. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
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Beric throws his flaming sword, impaling a wight attacking Arya. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Beric curbstomps the wight who stabbed at his leg. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Arya picks up an axe and kills a wight in an attempt to save Beric. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Samwell stabs a wight as he lays on his back amidst a pit of wights. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Brienne cuts down three wights as they begin to overwhelm her position in the Winterfell courtyard. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
75:47 (+10) Arya Stark:
Arya drops the Valyrian steel dagger and switches to her off hand, plunging it into the Night King's stomach. (Kill of Named Character)
75:55 (+20) Arya Stark:
10 of the Night King's lieutenants distintegrate into shards of ice after Arya kills the Night King (Kill of Unnamed Character)
75:58 (+180) Arya Stark:
90 wights fall in the Godswood after Arya kill the Night King keeping them animated. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
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76:06 (+10) Arya Stark:
Viserion collapses for the final time after Arya kills the Night King (Kill of Named Character)
76:10 (+58) Arya Stark:
The mound of wights fighting around Tormund and Gendry collapses after Arya kills the Night King. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
76:11 (+24) Arya Stark:
12 wights tumble from their free solo attempt off the wall of Winterfells after Arya kills the Night King. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
76:11 (+32) Arya Stark:
16 wights fall from the inner roofs and walls of Winterfell after Arya kills the Night King. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
76:21 (+668) Arya Stark:
The Wights outside the castle walls collapse after Arya kills the Night King. Approximately 334 distinguishable wights are seen dropping dead in the flyover shot. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
76:37 (+24) Arya Stark:
The last 12 wights closing in on Daenerys and Jorah's position collapse after Arya kills the Night King. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Political Wins
Episode 2: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms
Brienne defends Jaime to the skeptical court at Winterfell, convincing Sansa to accept Jaime.

to Sansa: "Without him, my Lady, you would not be alive. He armed me, armored me, and sent me to find you and bring you home. Because he had sworn an oath to your mother."
(Convincing Argument)
Brienne is revealed to be a commander for the upcoming Battle at Winterfell, overseeing the left flank.

"It's good ground. The rise - it should give us some advantage if we can keep a tight formation we might be able to beat them back."
(New Title)
Jaime pledges his services to Brienne: "I came to Winterfell because I'm not the fighter I used to be. But I'd be honored to serve under your command, if you'll have me." (New Follower/Prisoner)
Arya receives the new dragonglass spear she commissioned from Gendry. (New Weapon)
Brienne is knighted by Ser Jaime Lannister.

"In the name of the Warrior, I charge you to be brave.
In the name of the Father, I charge you to be just.
In the name of the Mother, I charge you to defend the innocent.
Arise, Brienne of Tarth - a knight of the Seven Kingdoms."
(New Title)
Episode 3: The Long Night
After killing the Night King, the White Walkers and wights all die off, saving the inhabits of Winterfell. (Victorious Battle)
Episode 4: The Last of the Starks
Arya and Sansa learn of Jon Snow's true heritage as a secret Targaryen and heir to the Iron Throne. (Secret Discovery)
Episode 6: The Iron Throne
Davos talks down the confrontation between Jon Snow and Grey Worm over the Lannister prisoners, convincing Jon to speak to Queen Daenerys first. (Convincing Argument)
Brienne joins the Small Council meeting as Lord Commander of the Kingsguard (New Title)
Davos is named the Master of Ships in King Bran's new Small Council (New Title)
Samwell Tarly is named Grandmaester of King Bran's new Small Council. (New Title)
Arya commands her own ship and crew as she sails west to explore the Sunset Sea (Acquire a New Castle/City/Army/Loot)
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
Episode 1: Winterfell
The Hound: "You left me to die."
Arya: "First I robbed you."
(Witty Insult)
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Gendry: "I always knew you were just another rich girl."
Arya: "You don't know any other rich girls."
(Witty Insult)
Daenerys: "So you're the man."
Sam: "Um... which... man? am I... your Grace?"
(Funny Line)
Episode 2: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms
to Gendry: "I know Death. He's got many faces. I look forward to seeing this one. (Threat)
Brienne: "What are you doing? ... We have never had a conversation last this long without you insulting me, not once."
Jaime: "You want me to insult you?"
(Funny Line)
Sam defends his renowned fighting abilities
Jon Snow: "If you want to join them (Gilly and little Sam in the crypts)..."
Sam: "Everyone seems to forget that I was the first man to kill a White Walker. I've killed Thenns-"
Edd: "Thenn."
Sam: "I've saved Gilly more than once. I stole a *considerable* number of books from the Citadel library. Survived the Fist of the First Men. You need me out there!"
Edd: "Well if that's where it's come to we really are fucked."
(Funny Line)
Edd: "Well if that's where it's come to we really are fucked."
Sam: "Well- calling you fucked wouldn't be strictly accurate."
(Witty Insult)
Brienne relents and allows her squire to have a drink.

Brienne: "I don't think that's wise - the battle might start at any moment."
[Podrick sad look]
Brienne: "Half cup."
(Funny Line)
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to Sandor and Beric: "I'm not spending my final hours with you two miserable old shits." (Witty Insult)
to Gendry: "I'm not the Red Woman. Take your own bloody pants off." (Funny Line)
Tyrion: "How about a song? One of you must know one. Ser Davos?"
Davos: "You'll pray for a quick death.
(Funny Line)
Episode 3: The Long Night
after handing her sister a dragonglass daggger:
Sansa: "I don't know how to use it."
Arya: "Stick them with the pointy end."
(Funny Line)
Episode 5: The Bells
Tyrion: "Davos, I need to ask you a favor. You're the greatest smuggler alive, aren't you."
Davos: "I'm not going to like this favor, am I?"
(Funny Line)
Episode 6: The Iron Throne
"I'm not sure I get a vote, but aye." (Funny Line)
to Bronn: "These projects will begin as soon as the Master of Coin and Lord of Lofty Titles provides funding." (Witty Insult)
Bronn: "The Master of Coin looks forward to helping the Master of Ships, but first he has to ensure we're not wasting coin, or soon there won't be no more coin."
Davos: "Any more."
(Funny Line)
Glasses of Wine Consumed
Episode 2: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms
Sandor shares his wineskin with Arya atop the ramparts of Winterfell. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Beric drinks from Sandor Clegane's wineskin after reminding Arya how old and miserably shitty his company is. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Episode 4: The Last of the Starks
Brienne and Jaime share a drink at the Feast of Winterfell.

Jaime: "We've fought dead things and lived to talk about it.If this isn't the time to drink, when is?"
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
Davos is handed a cup by Tyrion as they worry about the mysteries of the Lord of Light and the political infighting situation. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Brienne is forced to drink in the game after Jaime correctly "guesses" that she is an only child.

Jaime: "You... are an only child."
Brienne: "I told you I was."
Jaime: "You didn't."
Brienne: "I did."
Jaime: "I surmised it."
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
Davos drinks in the foreground as Tormund regales the crowd with the legends of Jon Snow. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Brienne drinks jovially at a table with Podrick, Tyrion, and Jaime as Daenerys realizes she has no friends. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Brienne guesses wrong that Tyrion is drinking wine but prefers ale, forcing her to drink. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Brienne takes a drink as Jaime stumbles into her bedchambers with a cups and a pitcher of wine. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Acts of Intercourse
Episode 2: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms
44:21 (+15) Arya Stark:
Arya spends her last night rolling around with Gendry among the burlap sacks. "We're probably going to die soon. I want to know what it's like before that happens." (Act of Intercourse)
Episode 4: The Last of the Starks
Brienne experiences her first time with Jaime after he drunkenly and jealously stumbles into her bedchambers.

Jaime: "I've never slept with a knight before."
Brienne: "I've never slept with anyone before."
(Act of Intercourse)
Brienne wakes up from bed after a 2nd night with Jaime, only to find he has disappeared into the night. (Act of Intercourse)
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A Game of Thrones
Episode 1: Winterfell
Sam scoots out of his library seat as he is startled by Daenerys and Jorah. (Basic Seat)
Episode 2: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms
Brienne accepts Jaime's offer of a seat in front of the fireplace.
Jaime: "You really think any of us are going to sleep tonight? Join us."
(Basic Seat)
Unlike the scrubby Arya Stark and Sandor Clegane who are laid out on the floor, Beric Dondarrion is a knight and a man of taste, and chooses a small artisanal barrel to squat on as he joins them on the Winterfell ramparts. (Basic Seat)
Brienne and the fireplace crew continue sitting. (Basic Seat)
Davos and the fireplace crew continue sitting. (Basic Seat)
Brienne is sitting as Davos declares "we're out of wine" to the fireplace crew. (Basic Seat)
Davos sits as he declares "we're out of wine" to the fireplace crew. (Basic Seat)
Episode 4: The Last of the Starks
Davos sits and observes nervously as Daenerys calls out Gendry for his Baratheon heritage. (Basic Seat)
Episode 6: The Iron Throne
Brienne is seated as the Lords and Ladies of Westeros meet in the Dragonpit for Tyrion Lannister's trial. (Basic Seat)
Davos is seated as the Lords and Ladies of Westeros meet in the Dragonpit for Tyrion Lannister's trial. (Basic Seat)
Davos returns to his seat after his passioned pleas for Grey Worm and the Unsullied to end the confrontation and settle in the Reach are rejected. (Basic Seat)
Sam sits and looks away awkwardly as Edmure Tully glances around the room for support. (Basic Seat)
Samwell sits back down as his proposal for a democracy is roundly rejected by the Lords and Ladies of Westeros. (Basic Seat)
Arya sits back down after the Lords rise to anoint Bran as King of Six Kingdoms. (Basic Seat)
Brienne sits back down after the Lords rise to anoint Bran Stark as King of Six Kingdoms. (Basic Seat)
Samwell sits back down after the Lords rise to anoint Bran as King of Six Kingdoms. (Basic Seat)
Davos sits back down after the Lords rise to anoint Bran Stark as King of Six Kingdoms. (Basic Seat)
Brienne sits as she pages through the Book of the Brothers, the chronicle of the Kingsguard. (Basic Seat)
Davos is seated at the Small Council meeting as Tyrion reviews Archmaester Ebrose's historical tome, "A Song of Ice and Fire" (Basic Seat)
Sam sits down at the Small Council meeting as Tyrion flips through the history tome of "A Song of Ice and Fire" (Basic Seat)
Davos reseats himself after Bran arrives at the Small Council meeting. (Basic Seat)
Brienne takes her seat at the Small Council meeting after arriving with Bran. (Basic Seat)
Samwell reseats himself at the Small Council meeting after King Bran's arrival. (Basic Seat)
Brienne reseats herself at the Small Council meeting after King Bran's departure. (Basic Seat)
Samwell reseats himself at the Small Council meeting after King Bran's departure. (Basic Seat)
Davos reseats himself at the Small Council meeting after King Bran's departure. (Basic Seat)
Deaths
Episode 3: The Long Night
Wordlessly, Beric succumbs to his wounds after making it to safety with the Hound and Arya. (Death)
Episode 4: The Last of the Starks
Beric's body lies atop a funeral pyre after the Battle of Winterfell. (Dead Body Appearance)
Special
Episode 1: Winterfell
Varys (observing banners): "The Karstarks."
Davos: "One of the better sigils. Beats an onion, anyway."
(Special)
Sam is reading a book in the Winterfell library as Daenerys and Jorah walk in. (Special)
Sam mentions the book he found out Jon's lineage from: "Bran and I worked it out. I have a High Septon's diary, and Bran has... whatever Bran has." (Special)
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Beric lights up his flaming sword so everyone can finally see what's going on in this dark-ass scene. (Special)
Episode 3: The Long Night
A wight giant picks up the little Lyanna Mormont to raise her up to optimal eye-stabbing height. (Special)
Episode 4: The Last of the Starks
Samwell explains the birds and the bees to Jon.

Samwell: "There's only so many books a person can read, so we-"
Gilly: "I'm sure he knows how it happens, Sam."
(Special)
Episode 6: The Iron Throne
Samwell places the tome, "A Song of Ice and Fire" in front of Tyrion at the Small Council meeting.

Tyrion: "What's this?"
Samwell: " A Song of Ice and Fire. Archmaester Ebrose's history of the wars following the death of King Robert. I helped him with the title."
(Special)
The Feels
Episode 1: Winterfell
Arya and Jon finally reunite in the Godswood of Winterfell and compare their fancy swords.
Arya: "I'm defending our family. And so is she (Sansa)."
Jon: "I'm her family too."
Arya: "Don't forget that."
(Warm Fuzzy Moment)
Arya and Gendry reunite in the Winterfell forge, and share some banter from their days on the road.
Gendry: "It's not a bad place to grow up, if it wasn't so cold."
Arya: "Stay close to that forge, then."
Gendry: "Is that a command, Lady Stark?"
Arya: "Don't call me that."
Gendry: "As you wish, m'lady."
(Warm Fuzzy Moment)
Sam hears the news of the deaths of his father Randyll and brother Dickon from the executioner herself.
Daenerys: "I offered to let him retain his lands and titles if he bent the knee. He refused."
Samwell: "Well at least I'll be allowed home again, now that my brother's the lord."
Daenerys: "Your brother stood with your father."
(Sad Feels)
Episode 2: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms
Davos encounters a Northern girl with a scarred face, much like Shireen Baratheon's.

Nothern girl: "Which way should I go?"
Davos: "Which way do you want to go?"
(Sad Feels)
The three remaining Night's Watch members share some banter and reflect on their beginnings.
Samwell: "Think back to where we started. Us, Grenn, Pyp."
Jon: "Now it's just us three."
Edd: "Last man left, burn the rest of us."
(Warm Fuzzy Moment)
Arya and the Hound share a drink atop the ramparts of Winterfell.

Arya: "No, I mean, what are you doing up here? You joined the Brotherhood. You went beyond the Wall with Jon. You're here now. Why? When was the last time you fought for anyone but yourself?"
Sandor: "I fought for you, didn't I?"
(Warm Fuzzy Moment)
Brienne is knighted by Ser Jaime Lannister.

"In the name of the Warrior, I charge you to be brave.
In the name of the Father, I charge you to be just.
In the name of the Mother, I charge you to defend the innocent.
Arise, Brienne of Tarth - a knight of the Seven Kingdoms."
(Warm Fuzzy Moment)
Jorah receives Heartsbane, the Tarly family sword from Samwell, as a remembrance to his father, the Lord Commander Jeor Mormont.

Samwell: "And I'd love to defend them with it. But I can't really hold it upright. Your father, he taught me how to be a man. How to do what's right. This is right."
(Warm Fuzzy Moment)
Episode 3: The Long Night
Melisandre: "What do we say to to the God of Death?"
Arya: "Not today."
(Warm Fuzzy Moment)
Episode 4: The Last of the Starks
Arya and Sansa stage a family intervention with Jon Snow to bring him back to the Stark side.

Jon: "I've never been a Stark."
Sansa: "You are. You're just as much Ned Stark's child as any of us."
Arya: "You're my brother. Not my half-brother or my bastard brother. My brother."
(Warm Fuzzy Moment)
Jon and Sam say their goodbyes at Winterfell.

Sam: "You're the best friend I ever had."
Jon: "You too, Sam."
(Warm Fuzzy Moment)
Brienne begs Jaime to stay with her, but is left sobbing in the courtyard of Winterfell after Jaime rides off to save Cersei.

"You're better than she is. You're a good man and you can't save her. You don't need to die with her. Stay here. Stay with me."
(Sad Feels)
Episode 5: The Bells
Sandor reflects on the bitter end that revenge has brought him to, as he wards Arya away from following his same path.

Sandor: "She's dead. And you'll be dead too if you don't get out of here."
Arya: "I'm going to kill her."
Sandor: "You think you wanted revenge a long time? I've been after it all my life. It's all I care about. And look at me. Look at me! You wanna be like me? You come with me, you die here."
(Sad Feels)
Arya gazes over the devastation left in King's Landing, finding the charred remains of the mom and daughter who helped her survive. (Sad Feels)
Episode 6: The Iron Throne
The Starks share their farewells with Jon Snow before he is exiled off to the Night's Watch. Arya informs the Starks of her plans to leave Westeros to explore west across the sea.

Jon: "You have your Needle?"
Arya: "Right here."
(Warm Fuzzy Moment)
Brienne returns to King's Landing and fills in Jaime Lannisters' entry in the The Book of the Brothers, the chronicle of the Kingsguard. (Warm Fuzzy Moment)
Davos drags out and drops one of Tyrion's carefully arranged Small Council chairs to the Hand's exasperation. (Ridiculously Funny Moment)
Tyrion inquires about how history regards him in the Archmaester Ebrose's new historical tome, "A Song of Ice and Fire" - but is told by Samwell Tarly that he isn't actually mentioned in it. (Ridiculously Funny Moment)