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Finding Reek's Sausage

Dragonstone Whitewalker (Public #1603)

Owner: alecrevueltas

2-4, 41 roto pts (#2)
Z-Score: 1.035 (percentile: 84.97%)
Weeks at #1: 0
Categories won: Insults Delivered / Funny Lines (78), Glasses of Wine Consumed (65), A Game of Thrones (31), Deaths (34)
Best Week: Episode 3: The Long Night (+6.5 roto points)
Team MVP: Tyrion Lannister (picked #5, 206 points, 55.38% of team total)
Longest winstreak: W-2

Roster Stats

Character Drafted Total Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Thrones Deaths Special Feels
#5 206 0 30 57 55 0 20 0 0 44
#19 51 0 6 15 10 0 9 0 3 8
#33 48 32 0 0 0 0 0 5 6 5
#38 33 2 3 6 0 0 0 14 0 8
#10 15 5 0 0 0 0 0 10 0 0
#24 14 1 6 0 0 0 2 0 0 5
This is a clean-shaven White Walker with long greasy hair, one f the Night King's lieutenants. He was present at the dragon battle at the Frozen Lake.
#47 5 0 0 0 0 0 0 5 0 0
#52 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Totals 372 40 45 78 65 0 31 34 9 70

Roster

charId Character Special
17
* +1 point each time he is denied a drink
* +1 point whenever he physically gives someone a coin (or other legal tender)
390
* each time he is mounted by a new dragonrider (Political Follower points)
* on-screen barrel rolls completed (360° rotations in the air)
* objects burned in non-combat situations
50
* +1 point every time his fingers or onions are referenced
* +1 point when invoking Shireen's name
63
+1 when referencing that she is a lesbian, or making a pass at another woman
52
* +1 point for mentioning that "the night is dark and full of terrors" * +1 each time she mentions a vision she sees in the flames
45
393
This is a clean-shaven White Walker with long greasy hair, one f the Night King's lieutenants. He was present at the dragon battle at the Frozen Lake.
260
Kills
Episode 1: Winterfell
As thanks for her rescue, Yara headbutts Theon, bloodying his nose. (Minor Injury of Named Character)
Episode 3: The Long Night
Edd rescues Samwell Tarly and stabs the wight on top of him. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Two lunging wights are engulfed by the flames as Melisandre lights the trench just in the nick of time. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
A wight in front of the trench is caught in the flames after it suddenly lights up in flames after Melisandre's spell. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Four burning wights attempt to crawl out from under the burning trench lit by Melisandre (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Four more wights are shown burning along the trench lit by Melisandre. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
55:32 (+5) Viserion:
Viserion slashes at Rhaegal's breast, ripping off several of his scales as the dragons engage in an aerial dogfight. (Major Injury of Named Character)
Political Wins
Episode 1: Winterfell
Episode 2: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms
Episode 4: The Last of the Starks
In the War Council meeting, Varys mentions that Yara Greyjoy has retaken the Iron Islands. (Acquire a New Castle/City/Army/Loot)
submitted by braden.morehead (approved!)
Tyrion and Jon convince Daenerys to take a more cautioned approach to the war and lay siege to King's Landing instead of destroying it.

Daenerys: "No matter how many lords turn against her, as long as she sits on the Iron Throne, she can call herself Queen of the Seven Kingdoms. We need the capital."
Tyrion: "I watched the people of King's Landing rebel against their king when they were hungry, and that was before winter began. Give them the opportunity and they will cast Cersei aside."
Jon: "We'll surround the city. If the Iron Fleet tries to ferry in more food, the dragons will destroy them. If the Lannisters and the Golden Company attack, we'll defeat them in the field."
Tyrion: "Once the people see that Cersei is our only enemy, her reign is over."
(Convincing Argument)
Tyrion learns of Jon's heritage as a secret Targaryen and claimant to the Iron Throne through Sansa. (Secret Discovery)
Episode 5: The Bells
Tyrion rats out Varys for his betrayal of Daenerys. (Act of Betrayal)
Tyrion speaks his way past the Unsullied guards stationed outside of Jaime's tent
Unsullied: "We have orders to guard the prisoner."
Tyrion: "Ordered by whom, the Queen herself?"
Unsullied: "No."
Tyrion: "Well, in that case, as Hand of the Queen, I outrank whomever gave your order, probably by quite a lot."
(Convincing Argument)
Tyrion convinces Jaime to undertake the covert mission to smuggle Cersei out of King's Landing and escape to a new life.

"Do it. If you don't, you'll never see Cersei again."
(Convincing Argument)
Tyrion unlocks Jaime's chains and frees him, sending him on a covert mission to rescue Cersei and end the war before Daenerys destroys the city.

"Tens of thousands of innocent lives. One not particularly innocent dwarf. Seems like a fair trade."
(Act of Betrayal)
Episode 6: The Iron Throne
Davos talks down the confrontation between Jon Snow and Grey Worm over the Lannister prisoners, convincing Jon to speak to Queen Daenerys first. (Convincing Argument)
Tyrion convinces Jon to betray Daenerys for the good of the realm. "It's a terrible thing I'm asking. It's also the right thing." (Convincing Argument)
Tyrion successfully deflects Grey Worm from discussing his fate by dangling a juicy power struggle in front of the Lords of Westeros instead.

Grey Worm: "You are not here to speak! Everyone has heard enough words from you."
Tyrion: "You're right. And no one's any better for it. But it's not for you to decide. Jon committed his crime here. His fate is for our king to decide. Or our queen."
Lord Royce: "We don't have a king or queen."
Tyrion: "You're the most powerful people in Westeros. Choose one."
(Convincing Argument)
Tyrion is succesful in his nomination of Bran Stark for King of Westeros.

"I've had nothing to do but think these past few weeks. About our bloody history. About the mistakes we've made. What unites people? Armies? Gold? Flags? Stories. There's nothing in the world more powerful than a good story. Nothing can stop it. No enemy can defeat it. And who has a better story than Bran the Broken?"
(Convincing Argument)
Tyrion is named as King Bran Stark's Hand. (New Title)
Davos is named the Master of Ships in King Bran's new Small Council (New Title)
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
Episode 1: Winterfell
to Varys as they arrive in a frigid Winterfell: "You should consider yourself lucky. At least your balls won't freeze off." (Funny Line)
Varys (observing banners): "The Karstarks."
Tyrion: "One of the better sigils. Beats an onion, anyway."
(Funny Line)
Varys: "Jon and Daenerys don't want to listen to lonely old men."
Tyrion: "I'm not that old... not as old as him (Davos Seaworth)."
(Funny Line)
Episode 2: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms
Tyrion comments on the Lannister brothers reunion as they are spat upon by Northerners.

"Well, here we are... together again. And the masses rejoice."
(Funny Line)
Tyrion: "So, we're going to die. At Winterfell. Not the death I would've chosen. I always pictured myself dying in my own bed, at the age of 80, with a belly fully of wine and a [in unison with Jaime] girl's mouth around my cock." (Funny Line)
Tyrion: "You've had a strange journey."
Bran: "Stranger than most."
Tyrion: "I'd like to hear about it.
Bran: "It's a long story."
Tyrion: "If only we were in a castle, in the middle of winter with nowhere to go."
(Funny Line)
Sam defends his renowned fighting abilities
Jon Snow: "If you want to join them (Gilly and little Sam in the crypts)..."
Sam: "Everyone seems to forget that I was the first man to kill a White Walker. I've killed Thenns-"
Edd: "Thenn."
Sam: "I've saved Gilly more than once. I stole a *considerable* number of books from the Citadel library. Survived the Fist of the First Men. You need me out there!"
Edd: "Well if that's where it's come to we really are fucked."
(Funny Line)
Edd: "Samwell Tarly. Slayer of White Walkers, Lover of Ladies. As if we needed any more signs the world was ending." (Funny Line)
to Jaime: "I wish father were here. I would love to see the look on his face when he realizes his two sons are about to die defending Winterfell." (Funny Line)
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Brienne: "We didn't meant to interrupt, we were just looking for someplace warm to-"
Tyrion: "-to contemplate your imminent death. You've come to the right place."
(Funny Line)
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Tyrion: "How about a song? One of you must know one. Ser Davos?"
Davos: "You'll pray for a quick death.
(Funny Line)
Episode 3: The Long Night
"You might be surprised at the lengths I'd go to avoid joining the Army of the Dead. I could think of no organization less suited to my talents." (Funny Line)
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Tyrion: "Maybe we should have stayed married."
Sansa: "You were the best of them."
Tyrion: "What a terrifying thought."
(Funny Line)
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Episode 4: The Last of the Starks
ribbing Jaime on his new dedication to Brienne: "I'm happy. I'm happy that you're happy. I'm happy that you'll finally have to climb for it." (Funny Line)
ribbing Jaime on his new dedication to Brienne: "Do you know how long I've waited to tell tall-person jokes?" (Funny Line)
to Sansa: "My Lady. [long pause] ...'My Lord' is the standard response." (Funny Line)
Varys: "He (Jon Snow) is a man, which makes him more appealing to the lords of Westeros, whose support we are going to need."
Tyrion: "Joffrey was a man. I don't think a cock is a true qualification, as I'm sure you'd agree."
(Witty Insult)
Episode 5: The Bells
Tyrion attempts to speak to the Unsullied guards.

"I drink to eat the skull keeper."
"I want to eat the skull keeper."
"I want to see the..."
Unsullied: "-we speak the Common Tongue."
(Funny Line)
Episode 6: The Iron Throne
"I suppose there's a crude kind of justice. I betrayed my closest friend and watched him burn. Now Varys's ashes can tell my ashes: See, I told you." (Funny Line)
"I'm not sure I get a vote, but aye." (Funny Line)
Jon: "I don't expect we'll ever see each other again."
Tyrion: "I wouldn't be so sure. A few years as Hand of the King would make anyone want to piss off the edge of the world."
(Funny Line)
to Bronn: "These projects will begin as soon as the Master of Coin and Lord of Lofty Titles provides funding." (Witty Insult)
Bronn: "The Master of Coin looks forward to helping the Master of Ships, but first he has to ensure we're not wasting coin, or soon there won't be no more coin."
Davos: "Any more."
(Funny Line)
Tyrion: "I once brought a jackass and a honeycomb into a brothel." (Funny Line)
Glasses of Wine Consumed
Episode 2: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms
Tyrion drinks in front of the fireplace at Winterfell as he chats with Jaime. "I wish father were here." (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Episode 3: The Long Night
Tyrion takes a swig from his wineskin after he realizes he has nothing to say to Sansa in the Winterfell crypts. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Tyrion drinks from his second wineskin as Varys and Sansa tell him to give up hope of venturing upstairs and being useful for the battle. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Tyrion drinks some liquid courage from his wineskin as the wights come bashing through to the crypt level. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Episode 4: The Last of the Starks
Tyrion drinks in the far background as Gendry scoots his way up the aisle. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Tyrion refills and drinks at the the refill station as he and Davos discuss the political drama to come. "We may have defeated them, but we still have us to contend with." (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Davos is handed a cup by Tyrion as they worry about the mysteries of the Lord of Light and the political infighting situation. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Tyrion drinks at the table with Jaime and Brienne as they kick off their drinking game of guesses. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Davos drinks in the foreground as Tormund regales the crowd with the legends of Jon Snow. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Brienne tells Tyrion he is wrong about his guess, and he is forced to drink. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Jaime and Tyrion drink after toasting to Jaime's new relationship with Brienne. "To climbing mountains." (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Tyrion drinks in the ship's cabin while discussing the issue of Jon Snow's parentage with Varys. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Tyrion drinks in the throne room at Dragonstone as he and Varys discuss how to reign in Daenerys. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
A Game of Thrones
Episode 1: Winterfell
Tyrion sits at the head table to the side of Sansa and Jon Snow, as they host the Northern Lords at Winterfell. (Basic Seat)
Episode 2: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms
Tyrion sits down to hear Bran's story.

Bran: "It's a long story."
Tyrion: "If only we were in a castle, in the middle of winter with nowhere to go."
(Basic Seat)
Davos and the fireplace crew continue sitting. (Basic Seat)
Davos and the fireplace crew continue sitting. (Basic Seat)
Tyrion sits as Davos declares "we're out of wine" to the fireplace crew. (Basic Seat)
Davos sits as he declares "we're out of wine" to the fireplace crew. (Basic Seat)
Episode 4: The Last of the Starks
Tyrion sits at the head table during the celebratory feast at Winterfell. (Basic Seat)
Davos sits and observes nervously as Daenerys calls out Gendry for his Baratheon heritage. (Basic Seat)
Tyrion sits with Jaime in front of a fireplace in Winterfell, as Tyrion ribs Jaime on his newfound romance with Brienne. (Basic Seat)
Tyrion sits with Varys in the cabin below deck, discussing the secret of Jon's parentage. (Basic Seat)
Episode 6: The Iron Throne
Davos is seated as the Lords and Ladies of Westeros meet in the Dragonpit for Tyrion Lannister's trial. (Basic Seat)
Yara is seated as the Lords and Ladies of Westeros meet in the Dragonpit for Tyrion Lannister's trial. (Basic Seat)
Davos returns to his seat after his passioned pleas for Grey Worm and the Unsullied to end the confrontation and settle in the Reach are rejected. (Basic Seat)
Davos sits back down after the Lords rise to anoint Bran Stark as King of Six Kingdoms. (Basic Seat)
Yara sits back down after the Lords rise to anoint Bran Stark as King of Six Kingdoms. (Basic Seat)
Tyrion tries out his seat in the Hand's chair before the Small Council meeting begins. (Seat of Power)
Tyrion hurriedly sits back into the Hand's chair as he hears the Small Council members enter the room. (Seat of Power)
Davos is seated at the Small Council meeting as Tyrion reviews Archmaester Ebrose's historical tome, "A Song of Ice and Fire" (Basic Seat)
Tyrion returns to the Hand's seat after Bran arrives at the Small Council meeting. (Seat of Power)
Davos reseats himself after Bran arrives at the Small Council meeting. (Basic Seat)
Davos reseats himself at the Small Council meeting after King Bran's departure. (Basic Seat)
Davos reseats himself in the Hand's chair at the Small Council meeting after King Bran's departure. (Seat of Power)
Deaths
Episode 3: The Long Night
56:09 (+5) Viserion:
Dueling with Rhaegal and then Drogon in aerial combat, the Night King is thrown off Viserion's back and Viserion soon after has his neck snapped by Drogon. (Death)
submitted by codyandrew77 (approved!)
Edd's body is shown on the ground as he reanimates as an undead wight. (Dead Body Appearance)
Melisandre removes her amulet, letting old age finally consume her as she withers in the snowy fields outside Winterfell. (Death)
The White Walker lieutenants explode into ice shards in a chain effect after the Night King falls to Arya's stab. (Death)
76:06 (+5) Viserion:
Viserion collapses for the final time after Arya kills the Night King (Death)
Wight Eddison Tollet dies with the Night King if she has not already died in a previous battle. (Death)
Episode 4: The Last of the Starks
Edd's body lies atop a funeral pyre after the Battle of Winterfell as Samwell Tarly says his goodbye. (Dead Body Appearance)
Special
Episode 1: Winterfell
Episode 3: The Long Night
Melisandre lights up the arakhs of the Dothraki horde before they charge into battle against the undead army. (Special)
submitted by nyan (approved!)
The Feels
Episode 1: Winterfell
Theon and Yara share an embrace before they part ways to fight their separate parts of the war.
Yara: "You want to go to Wintefell. To fight for the Starks. Go. What is dead may never die."
Theon: "What is dead may never die."
Yara: "But kill the bastards anyway."
(Warm Fuzzy Moment)
Edd and Tormund Giantsbane stumble upon each other at the Last Hearth.

Edd: "Stand back, he's got blue eyes!"
Tormund: "I've always had blue eyes!!"
(Ridiculously Funny Moment)
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Episode 2: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms
Davos encounters a Northern girl with a scarred face, much like Shireen Baratheon's.

Nothern girl: "Which way should I go?"
Davos: "Which way do you want to go?"
(Sad Feels)
The three remaining Night's Watch members share some banter and reflect on their beginnings.
Samwell: "Think back to where we started. Us, Grenn, Pyp."
Jon: "Now it's just us three."
Edd: "Last man left, burn the rest of us."
(Warm Fuzzy Moment)
Episode 3: The Long Night
Sansa and Tyrion wax nostalgic to their King's Landing days, and all the trials they've endured since

Tyrion: "Maybe we should have stayed married."
Sansa: "You were the best of them."
(Warm Fuzzy Moment)
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Melisandre: "What do we say to to the God of Death?"
Arya: "Not today."
(Warm Fuzzy Moment)
Episode 5: The Bells
Tyrion attempts to speak to the Unsullied guards.

"I drink to eat the skull keeper."
"I want to eat the skull keeper."
"I want to see the..."
Unsullied: "-we speak the Common Tongue."
(Ridiculously Funny Moment)
Tyrion frees Jaime and the Lannister brothers say their goodbyes on the eve of the attack on King's Landing.

Tyrion: "You were the only one who didn't treat me like a monster. You were all I had."
(Sad Feels)
Episode 6: The Iron Throne
Tyrion discovers the bodies of Jaime and Cersei buried beneath the rubble of the Red Keep. (Sad Feels)
An exacerbated Tyrion reacts as the Small Council arrives and proceed to rearrange his carefully placed chairs. (Ridiculously Funny Moment)
Davos drags out and drops one of Tyrion's carefully arranged Small Council chairs to the Hand's exasperation. (Ridiculously Funny Moment)
Tyrion inquires about how history regards him in the Archmaester Ebrose's new historical tome, "A Song of Ice and Fire" - but is told by Samwell Tarly that he isn't actually mentioned in it. (Ridiculously Funny Moment)