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Making the bald man cry

Pls Nerf Dragons

Owner: brandonthebigB

2-4, 45 roto pts (#4)
Z-Score: 0.376 (percentile: 64.65%)
Weeks at #1: 0
Categories won: Political Wins (56), Deaths (35)
Best Week: Episode 1: Winterfell (+6.5 roto points)
Team MVP: Sandor Clegane (The Hound) (picked #16, 155 points, 46.41% of team total)
Longest winstreak: W-1

Roster Stats

Character Drafted Total Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Thrones Deaths Special Feels
#16 155 72 6 15 25 0 0 10 9 18
#17 61 5 17 9 5 10 1 5 9 0
#1 47 15 24 0 0 0 0 5 3 0
#33 35 0 9 3 0 0 4 5 9 5
#32 25 0 0 6 5 0 1 5 3 5
#48 6 0 0 3 0 0 3 0 0 0
This White Walker is bald and has a round beard, and stands by the Night King as one of his lieutenants. He was present at the dragon battle over the frozen lake.
#49 5 0 0 0 0 0 0 5 0 0
#64 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
The long-deceased head of House Stark.
- 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
#65 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
#80 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Totals 334 92 56 36 35 10 9 35 33 28

Roster

charId Character Special
130
* Actions of dragons while dragonriding
* Wights or White Walker versions of named chars are counted as followers (unless shown to be re-animated by someone else)
* Scenes of Winter arriving anywhere south of the Riverlands (inclusive)
* works of White Walker art
81
* +1 point for scenes where he eats
* 2x multiplier for actions performed while confronted by fire
216
+1 when he or his Ironborn is referenced as the "greatest" (including self-references)
+1 for crude sexual remarks made about women he is courting
37
+1 point for each scene where she speaks Valyrian or translates.
82
* +1 politics point when he meets another character in secret
* +1 point when someone references his being a eunuch to him
* +1 point when he passes along information from his "little birds"
111
394
This White Walker is bald and has a round beard, and stands by the Night King as one of his lieutenants. He was present at the dragon battle over the frozen lake.
256
260
1
The long-deceased head of House Stark.
2x points for mentions that "Winter is coming"
+1 point each time he brandishes his greatsword, Ice
Kills
Episode 3: The Long Night
The Hound hacks away at 3 wights with his dragonglass axe. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
The Hound cuts down a spinning wight as he covers the group's retreat to Winterfell. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Clegane slashes down a wight as the phalanx of Unsullied escort Melisandre outside the Winterfell gate. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Sandor cuts down another wight as time frantically ticks down for the Red Woman's firestarters to work. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Sandor brings his axe down on a wight as it attempts to scale the wall, sending it tumbling back down to the bottom. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Clegane fights off two wights, knocking out one's head and kicking another. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
The Night King rides Viserion as he slashes at Rhaegal's breast, ripping off several of his scales as the dragons engage in an aerial dogfight. (Major Injury of Named Character)
The Night King dodges the naïve spear charge by Theon, breaking the weapon in half and stabbing Theon through the stomach with the broken stick. (Kill of Named Character)
Episode 5: The Bells
Euron stabs Jaime through the ribs with his dagger as the brawl in the sea cave underneath King's Landing. (Major Injury of Named Character)
Sandor deftly handles 4 of Cersei's Queensguard as he confronts her and his brother Gregor escaping the Red Keep. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Sandor tackles Gregor Clegane and carries him through the crumbling ruins of the Red Keep and into the burning city below. (Kill of Named Character)
Sandor sacrifices himself to tackle Gregor Clegane, carrying the both of them tumbling through the crumbling ruins of the Red Keep and into the burning city below. (Kill of Named Character)
Political Wins
Episode 1: Winterfell
Euron returns to King's Landing, have secured the services of the Golden Company for Cersei Lannister and the Crown. (Deals Brokered)
Tormund and the Night's Watch discovers the grisly scene at the Last Hearth, where the White Walkers have massacred the inhabits. (Victorious Battle)
Euron finds a way to charm himself into Cersei's cold graces.
Cersei: "You want a whore, buy one. You want a queen earn her."
Euron: "How? I've given her justice, an army and the Iron Fleet, yet she gives me no sign of affection. My heart is nearly broken."
(Convincing Argument)
Sandor receives a massive dragonglass battleaxe forged by Gendry, and thanks him with insults.
"You know who makes weapons for the Wildlings? Cripples and cocksuckers - which one are you?"
(New Weapon)
The Night King has Ned Umber reanimated as a wight in the ruins of the Last Hearth. (New Follower/Prisoner)
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Episode 3: The Long Night
The Army of the Dead wins the third phase of the battle, overrunning the Winterfall walls and reaching the interior of the castle. (Victorious Battle)
After he notices an decidedly unstealthy Jon trying to sneak up on his back, the Night King raises all of the dead bodies surrounding Jon to become a new wight army. (Acquire a New Castle/City/Army/Loot)
The Night King reanimates Lyanna Mormont as an undead wight. (New Follower/Prisoner)
The Night King reanimates Qhono as an undead wight. (New Follower/Prisoner)
Episode 4: The Last of the Starks
51:22 (+3) Varys:
Varys learns of Jon's parentage through the game of secret discovery telephone.

Varys: "How many others know?"
Tyrion: "Including us? Eight."
Varys: "Well, then it's not a secret anymore. It's information."
(Secret Discovery)
Euron and the Iron Fleet ambush Daenerys Targaryen's fleet on their way to Dragonstone, shooting Rhaegal out of the sky from their ship-mounted Scorpions. (Kill of Named Character (Orchestrated))
Euron's Iron Fleet executes a devastating attack on Daenerys' armada, shooting down one of her dragons and sinking most of her ships just outside of Dragonstone. (Victorious Battle)
Euron has captured Missandei and delivered her to King's Landing following the surprise attack on Daenerys' fleet. (New Follower/Prisoner)
Episode 5: The Bells
4:38 (+3) Varys:
Varys has recruited Martha, a serving girl from the kitchen in an attempt to poison Daenerys. (New Follower/Prisoner)
4:38 (+3) Varys:
Varys has recruited Martha, a serving girl from the kitchen in an attempt to poison Daenerys. (Act of Betrayal)
Sandor reflects on the bitter end that revenge has brought him to, as he wards Arya away from following his same path.

Sandor: "She's dead. And you'll be dead too if you don't get out of here."
Arya: "I'm going to kill her."
Sandor: "You think you wanted revenge a long time? I've been after it all my life. It's all I care about. And look at me. Look at me! You wanna be like me? You come with me, you die here."
(Convincing Argument)
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
Episode 1: Winterfell
Cersei: "20,000 men is it? is it?"
Harry Strickland: "Yes, your Grace. A few died in transit."
Euron Greyjoy: "They cheated at dice. Or maybe I cheated. Someone cheated."
(Funny Line)
"You're a cold little bitch aren't you? I guess that's why you're still alive." (Witty Insult)
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Episode 2: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms
to Arya: "You never used to shut up, now you're just sitting there like a mute." (Funny Line)
As Beric walks by to interrupt the moment between Arya Stark and Sandor:

"Oh for fuck's sake - may as well be at a bloody wedding."
(Funny Line)
Beric Dondarrion: "The Lord of Light has brought us together all the same. This is his moment. When light-"
Sandor: "Thoros isn't here anymore, so I hope you're not about to give a sermon. Because if you are, the Lord of Light's gonna wonder why he brought you back 19 times just to watch you die when I chuck you over this fucking wall."
(Threat)
Episode 3: The Long Night
9:12 (+3) Varys:
Varys sighs at his fate while waiting out the Battle of Winterfell: "At least we already in a crypt." (Funny Line)
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Missandei gives a Mean Girls deathstare to Sansa after Sansa throws some behind-the-back shade on Daenerys in the Winterfell crypts.

Sansa, to Tyrion: "It wouldn't work between us. ... The Dragon Queen. Your divided loyalties would become a problem."
Missandei: "Yes. Without the Dragon Queen, there'd be no problem at all. We'd all be dead already."
(Witty Insult)
Episode 4: The Last of the Starks
Cersei: "If you have any last words, now is the time."
Missandei: "Dracarys."
(Threat)
Episode 5: The Bells
after stabbing Jaime through the ribs: "You fought well... for a cripple." (Witty Insult)
Episode 6: The Iron Throne
Lord Royce responds to Samwell Tarly's proposal for democratic elections: "I'll ask my horse!" (Witty Insult)
Glasses of Wine Consumed
Episode 1: Winterfell
Euron drinks from his flask while chatting with Yara Greyjoy onboard his ship. He offers to Yara but she is apparently too proud to sell herself out for the fantasy points. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Episode 2: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms
Sandor drinks from his wineskin atop the ramparts of Winterfell. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Episode 3: The Long Night
The Hound takes a drink after admonishing Gendry for his thirst.

Gendry: "Look, it's not about that."
Sandor: "Of course it's about that, you twat. Why shouldn't it be? The dead are dead. You're not."
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
Episode 4: The Last of the Starks
Missandei drinks her toast early as the crowd cheers on Gendry's promotion to non-bastard and Lord Barathon of Storm's End. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Sandor takes a sip in the blurry background as Davos and Tyrion talk about Melisandre. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Clegane takes another bitter drink as growls at a Northern girl who attempts to hit on him. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Sandor drinks from his refill as he talks bluntly with Sansa about her experiences. "You've changed, little bird." (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Acts of Intercourse
Episode 1: Winterfell
Euron chats with Cersei after a romp in her chambers. (Act of Intercourse)
Euron's right cheek is glimpsed as he pulls up his britches in Cersei's bedchambers. (Non-sexual Nude Scene)
A Game of Thrones
Episode 2: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms
Lord Royce sits with Sansa as he cold-heartedly advises her to lock the peasants outside of Winterfell. "The moment we can get the last infantry men out onto the field, we should shut the gates." (Basic Seat)
Episode 4: The Last of the Starks
9:54 (+1) Missandei:
Missandei sits in a chair at the side table at the Feast of Winterfell. (Basic Seat)
14:53 (+1) Varys:
Varys sits in a chair at the edge of the head table as Tormund and the hall give a toast. "To Daenerys, the Dragon Queen!" (Basic Seat)
51:33 (+1) Varys:
Varys sits down with Tyrion in the cabin below deck, discussing the secret of Jon's parentage. (Basic Seat)
Euron sits in the gunner's seat of the Scorpion aboard his ship, as the Iron Fleet chases down Daenerys' dragons. (Basic Seat)
Episode 5: The Bells
3:48 (+1) Varys:
Varys sits at his desk while penning a secret letter about Jon Snow's lineage. (Basic Seat)
10:23 (+1) Varys:
Varys continues to sit and write letters by candelight, when he is arrested by Grey Worm and the Unsullied. (Basic Seat)
Episode 6: The Iron Throne
Lord Royce sits as the Lords and Ladies of Westeros gather in King's Landing to discuss the fate of Tyrion Lannister and the Kingdom. (Basic Seat)
Lord Royce sits back down after the Lords rise to anoint Bran Stark as King of Six Kingdoms. (Basic Seat)
Deaths
Episode 1: Winterfell
Jon looks at a statue of his father while paying respects in the crypts of Winterfell. (Dead Body Appearance)
Episode 3: The Long Night
The Night King shatters after Arya lands a hit to its stomach with her Valyrian steel dagger. (Death)
The White Walker lieutenants explode into ice shards in a chain effect after the Night King falls to Arya's stab. (Death)
Episode 4: The Last of the Starks
Missandei is beheaded by the Mountain atop the ramparts at King's Landing, after delivering her final words - "Dracarys." (Death)
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Episode 5: The Bells
13:42 (+5) Varys:
Varys is executed by Drogon's dragonfire after his plots to betray Daenerys are exposed.

to Tyrion: "I hope I deserve it, truly I do. I hope I'm wrong. Goodbye, old friend."
(Death)
Euron bleeds out on the stones of the sea cave below King's Landing, having been stabbed through by Jaime.

"I'm the man who killed Jaime Lannister."
(Death)
Sandor sacrifices himself to tackle Gregor Clegane, carrying the both of them tumbling through the crumbling ruins of the Red Keep and into the burning city below. (Death)
Special
Episode 1: Winterfell
6:22 (+3) Varys:
Tyrion, as he and Varys arrive to a frigid Winterfell: "You should consider yourself lucky. At least your balls won't freeze off." (Special)
6:28 (+3) Varys:
Varys: "You take great offense at dwarf jokes, but love telling eunuch jokes. Why is that?"
Tyrion: "Because I have balls... and you don't"
(Special)
Euron questions Cersei about his performance compared to her other lovers.
Euron: "So how do I compare to the fat king?"
Cersei: "You're insulting my late husband?"
Euron: "Are you offended?"
Cersei: "Robert had a different whore every night, but he still didn't know his way around a woman's body."
Euron: "And the Kingslayer?"
Cersei: "You enjoy risking your neck, don't you?"
(Special)
to Cersei: "I'm going to put a prince in your belly." (Special)
Ned Umber is impaled on the wall of his keep, surrounded by a spiral of bloody body parts. (Special)
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Episode 4: The Last of the Starks
Sandor scoops at a shepherd's pie in his bowl during the Feast of Winterfell, in a strong foreshadowing to the Cleganebowl that was Promised. (Special)
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Sandor chews on a piece of jerky as he rides solo out of Winterfell. (Special)
61:32 (+3) Varys:
Varys: "He (Jon Snow) is a man, which makes him more appealing to the lords of Westeros, whose support we are going to need."
Tyrion: "Joffrey was a man. I don't think a cock is a true qualification, as I'm sure you'd agree."
(Special)
Missandei speaks her last words in Valyrian.

Cersei: "If you have any last words, now is the time."
Missandei: "Dracarys."
(Special)
Episode 5: The Bells
Jaime: "You're no King."
Euron: "Oh, but I am. And I fucked the Queen."
(Special)
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The Feels
Episode 2: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms
Grey Worm and Missandei make plans for summer vacation after the war is done.
Missandei: "My people are peaceful. We cannot protect ourselves."
Grey Worm: "My people are not peaceful. We will protect you."
(Warm Fuzzy Moment)
Arya and the Hound share a drink atop the ramparts of Winterfell.

Arya: "No, I mean, what are you doing up here? You joined the Brotherhood. You went beyond the Wall with Jon. You're here now. Why? When was the last time you fought for anyone but yourself?"
Sandor: "I fought for you, didn't I?"
(Warm Fuzzy Moment)
Episode 4: The Last of the Starks
Sandor continues to sit and eat throughout all the various celebratory toasts for Gendry, Arya, and other heroes of the Battle of Winterfell. (Ridiculously Funny Moment)
Sandor Clegane and Sansa talk about their long journeys and roads not taken.

Sandor: " You've changed, Little Bird. None of it would have happened if you'd left King's Landing with me. No Littlefinger, no Ramsay none of it."
Sansa: "Without Littlefinger, and Ramsay, and the rest... I would have stayed a Little Bird all my life."
(Warm Fuzzy Moment)
Episode 5: The Bells
12:40 (+5) Varys:
Varys says his last words to Tyrion as he awaits his execution: "I hope I deserve it, truly I do. I hope I'm wrong. Goodbye, old friend." (Sad Feels)
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Sandor reflects on the bitter end that revenge has brought him to, as he wards Arya away from following his same path.

Sandor: "She's dead. And you'll be dead too if you don't get out of here."
Arya: "I'm going to kill her."
Sandor: "You think you wanted revenge a long time? I've been after it all my life. It's all I care about. And look at me. Look at me! You wanna be like me? You come with me, you die here."
(Sad Feels)