I Drink and I know Things
Scorecard Pod
Owner: mauriziodigianluca
39 roto pts (#8)
Z-Score:
-0.515 (percentile: 30.34%)
Weeks at #1: 0
Categories won:
Deaths (39)
Best Week:
Episode 1: Winterfell
(+7 roto points)
Team MVP:
Bronn
(picked #17,
60 points,
28.44% of team total)
Roster Stats
Roster
charId | Character | Special |
---|---|---|
130 |
White Walker (Night King)
|
* Actions of dragons while dragonriding * Wights or White Walker versions of named chars are counted as followers (unless shown to be re-animated by someone else) * Scenes of Winter arriving anywhere south of the Riverlands (inclusive) * works of White Walker art |
23 |
Bronn
|
+1 point when he gives expert critique/advice on fighting strategy |
28 |
Gregor Clegane (The Mountain)
|
* Scores for any kills of non-combatants * Scores for each sentence spoken * Interacting with bowls |
377 |
Harry Strickland
|
|
101 |
Beric Dondarrion
|
Can receive points multiple times in the Death category +1 when shown igniting the flaming sword |
394 |
Bald White Walkers
This White Walker is bald and has a round beard, and stands by the Night King as one of his lieutenants. He was present at the dragon battle over the frozen lake.
|
|
111 |
Bronze Yohn Royce
|
|
227 |
Qhono
|
Kills
51:50
(+10)
Beric Dondarrion:
As the wight version of Ned Umber reawakens on the wall of the keep, Beric stabs the wight with his burning sword, lighting the body on fire and disposing of the wight for good.
(Kill of Named Character)
27:10
(+2)
Beric Dondarrion:
Beric cuts down a wight with his flaming sword.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
28:19
(+2)
Beric Dondarrion:
Beric strikes a wight on the shoulder with his flaming sword.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
39:11
(+6)
Beric Dondarrion:
Beric slashes three wights in the Winterfell courtyard
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
50:49
(+2)
Beric Dondarrion:
Beric throws his flaming sword, impaling a wight attacking Arya.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
51:02
(+2)
Beric Dondarrion:
Beric curbstomps the wight who stabbed at his leg.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
The Night King rides Viserion as he slashes at Rhaegal's breast, ripping off several of his scales as the dragons engage in an aerial dogfight.
(Major Injury of Named Character)
72:15
(+10)
White Walker (Night King):
The Night King dodges the naïve spear charge by Theon, breaking the weapon in half and stabbing Theon through the stomach with the broken stick.
(Kill of Named Character)
Bronn punches Tyrion square in the nose, rendering it bloody. "I've never hit a dwarf before, but say another word and I will belt you."
(Minor Injury of Named Character)
Cersei carries through on her threat as the Mountain beheads the prisoner Missandei in front of Daenerys and her advisors during the attempted parley.
(Kill of Named Character)
The Mountain flings Qyburn to his death against the rubble of the Red Keep, ignoring his commands to stay by Queen Cersei's side.
(Kill of Named Character)
The Mountain squeezes in the eyes of his younger brother Sandor Clegane, as they fight in the crumbling ruins of the Red Keep.
(Major Injury of Named Character)
Political Wins
Tormund and the Night's Watch discovers the grisly scene at the Last Hearth, where the White Walkers have massacred the inhabits.
(Victorious Battle)
Tormund and the Night's Watch discovers the grisly scene at the Last Hearth, where the White Walkers have massacred the inhabits.
(Acquire a New Castle/City/Army/Loot)
Qyburn gifts Bronn the crossbow used by Tyrion to murder Tywin Lannister, as Bronn is sent on a mission to assassinate the Lannister brothers.
(New Weapon)
The Night King has Ned Umber reanimated as a wight in the ruins of the Last Hearth.
(New Follower/Prisoner)
submitted by nyan (approved!)
Qhono gets his arakh upgraded to a flaming arakh after Melisandre enchants the weapons for the Dothraki cavalry.
(New Weapon)
The Army of the Dead wins the third phase of the battle, overrunning the Winterfall walls and reaching the interior of the castle.
(Victorious Battle)
After he notices an decidedly unstealthy Jon trying to sneak up on his back, the Night King raises all of the dead bodies surrounding Jon to become a new wight army.
(Acquire a New Castle/City/Army/Loot)
The Night King reanimates Lyanna Mormont as an undead wight.
(New Follower/Prisoner)
The Night King reanimates Qhono as an undead wight.
(New Follower/Prisoner)
The Night King reanimates Eddison Tollet as an undead wight.
(New Follower/Prisoner)
Bronn is revealed as Lord of Highgarden and Master of Coin at the Small Council meeting.
Tyrion: "Ser Bronn of the Blackwater, Lord of Highgarden, Lord Paramount of the Reach and Master of Coin, would you say the crown's debt to you has been paid?"
Bronn: "In full, my Lord Hand." (New Title)
Tyrion: "Ser Bronn of the Blackwater, Lord of Highgarden, Lord Paramount of the Reach and Master of Coin, would you say the crown's debt to you has been paid?"
Bronn: "In full, my Lord Hand." (New Title)
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
as Qyburn gifts him the crossbow used by Tyrion to kill Tywin Lannister
Qyburn: "She (Cersei) has a keen sense of poetic justice."
Bronn: "That fucking family..." (Funny Line)
Qyburn: "She (Cersei) has a keen sense of poetic justice."
Bronn: "That fucking family..." (Funny Line)
Bronn comments after hearing of Jaime's relationship with Brienne.
"I knew you were fucking her. A pair of tall, blond toffs. Must be like looking in the mirror." (Witty Insult)
"I knew you were fucking her. A pair of tall, blond toffs. Must be like looking in the mirror." (Witty Insult)
Tyrion: "You're a knight, thanks to me."
Bronn: "Thanks to me. And that title's worth as much as a blond hair from your brother's ballsack." (Witty Insult)
Bronn: "Thanks to me. And that title's worth as much as a blond hair from your brother's ballsack." (Witty Insult)
Tyrion: "You broke my nose!"
Bronn: "I did not break your nose."
Tyrion: "How do you know?"
Bronn: "Because I've been breaking noses since I was your size, and I know what it sounds like." (Funny Line)
Bronn: "I did not break your nose."
Tyrion: "How do you know?"
Bronn: "Because I've been breaking noses since I was your size, and I know what it sounds like." (Funny Line)
Tyrion: "May I speak?
Bronn: "Why not? Only death will shut you up." (Witty Insult)
Bronn: "Why not? Only death will shut you up." (Witty Insult)
Jaime: "Highgarden will never belong to a cutthroat."
Bronn: "Who were your ancestors, the ones who made your family rich? Fancy lads in silk? They were fucking cutthroats.
That's how all the great houses started, isn't it? With a hard bastard who was good at killing people. Kill a few hundred people, they make you a lord. Kill a few thousand, they make you king. And then all your cocksucking grandsons can ruin the family with their cocksucking ways." (Funny Line)
Bronn: "Who were your ancestors, the ones who made your family rich? Fancy lads in silk? They were fucking cutthroats.
That's how all the great houses started, isn't it? With a hard bastard who was good at killing people. Kill a few hundred people, they make you a lord. Kill a few thousand, they make you king. And then all your cocksucking grandsons can ruin the family with their cocksucking ways." (Funny Line)
49:06
(+3)
Bronze Yohn Royce:
Lord Royce responds to Samwell Tarly's proposal for democratic elections: "I'll ask my horse!"
(Witty Insult)
Bronn: "The Master of Coin looks forward to helping the Master of Ships, but first he has to ensure we're not wasting coin, or soon there won't be no more coin."
Davos: "Any more."
Bronn: "You Master of Grammar now too?" (Witty Insult)
Davos: "Any more."
Bronn: "You Master of Grammar now too?" (Witty Insult)
Bronn: "Oh, speaking of builders, all the best brothels burned down. The Master of Coin is willing to fund reconstruction."
(Funny Line)
Glasses of Wine Consumed
41:24
(+5)
Beric Dondarrion:
Beric drinks from Sandor Clegane's wineskin after reminding Arya how old and miserably shitty his company is.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
Acts of Intercourse
A Game of Thrones
Bronn sits down to get dressed and put his boots on after Qyburn interrupts his session with Marei and the other whores.
(Basic Seat)
18:37
(+1)
Bronze Yohn Royce:
Lord Royce sits with Sansa as he cold-heartedly advises her to lock the peasants outside of Winterfell. "The moment we can get the last infantry men out onto the field, we should shut the gates."
(Basic Seat)
40:39
(+1)
Beric Dondarrion:
Unlike the scrubby Arya Stark and Sandor Clegane who are laid out on the floor, Beric Dondarrion is a knight and a man of taste, and chooses a small artisanal barrel to squat on as he joins them on the Winterfell ramparts.
(Basic Seat)
Bronn takes a seat with his hostages as he negotiates with Tyrion and Jaime at crossbow-point.
(Basic Seat)
46:32
(+1)
Bronze Yohn Royce:
Lord Royce sits as the Lords and Ladies of Westeros gather in King's Landing to discuss the fate of Tyrion Lannister and the Kingdom.
(Basic Seat)
55:11
(+1)
Bronze Yohn Royce:
Lord Royce sits back down after the Lords rise to anoint Bran Stark as King of Six Kingdoms.
(Basic Seat)
Bronn is seated at the Small Council meeting as Tyrion reviews Archmaester Ebrose's historical tome, "A Song of Ice and Fire"
(Basic Seat)
Bronn reseats himself after Bran arrives at the Small Council meeting.
(Basic Seat)
Deaths
52:35
(+5)
Beric Dondarrion:
Wordlessly, Beric succumbs to his wounds after making it to safety with the Hound and Arya.
(Death)
Apparently Qhono died during all this, as he reanimates as an undead wight.
(Death)
The reanimated wight of Qhono is thrown off Drogon's back as he prepares to take flight.
(Death)
The Night King shatters after Arya lands a hit to its stomach with her Valyrian steel dagger.
(Death)
75:56
(+5)
Bald White Walkers:
The White Walker lieutenants explode into ice shards in a chain effect after the Night King falls to Arya's stab.
(Death)
Qhono's body appears on the funeral pyre as Winterfell pays their respects to the fallen.
(Dead Body Appearance)
7:07
(+2)
Beric Dondarrion:
Beric's body lies atop a funeral pyre after the Battle of Winterfell.
(Dead Body Appearance)
37:48
(+5)
Harry Strickland:
Captain Strickland is javelin'd through the back by Grey Worm, as he flees from the Unsullied forces charging the King's Landing gate.
(Death)
Gregor Clegane is tackled by his brother Sandor, sending them both tumbling through the crumbling ruins of the Red Keep and into the burning city below.
(Death)
Special
50:37
(+3)
Beric Dondarrion:
Beric lights up his flaming sword so everyone can finally see what's going on in this dark-ass scene.
(Special)
Ned Umber is impaled on the wall of his keep, surrounded by a spiral of bloody body parts.
(Special)
submitted by nyan (approved!)
The Mountain flings the non-combatant Qyburn to his death against the rubble of the Red Keep, ignoring his commands to stay by Queen Cersei's side.
(Special)