Please sir, I want some Mord

2-4, 18 roto pts (#8)
Z-Score: -1.88 (percentile: 2.99%)
Weeks at #1: 0
Categories won:
Best Week: Episode 6: The Iron Throne (+0.5 roto points)
Team MVP: Grey Worm (picked #20, 86 points, 47.25% of team total)
Longest winstreak: W-2

Roster Stats

Character	Drafted	Total	Kills	Politics	Insults	Wine	Sex	Thrones	Deaths	Special	Feels
Grey Worm	#20	86	52	18	0	0	5	0	0	6	5
Davos Seaworth	#13	51	0	6	15	10	0	9	0	3	8
Beric Dondarrion	#29	40	24	0	0	5	0	1	7	3	0
Top-Knot White Walkers One of the Night King's lieutenants, this is the White Walker who grabs the ice spear and hands it to the Night Walker during the dragon battle at the frozen lake.	#36	5	0	0	0	0	0	0	5	0	0
Aeron Greyjoy	#52	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
Maggy	#68	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
Anguy	#45	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
Mord	#4	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
Wight (actor: Jack Hudson)	#77	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
Ser Boros Blount	#61	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
Totals		182	76	24	15	15	5	10	12	12	13

Roster

charId	Character	Special
149	Mord
50	Davos Seaworth	* +1 point every time his fingers or onions are referenced * +1 point when invoking Shireen's name
38	Grey Worm	* +1 for every 3-syllable word uttered in the Common Tongue (Westerosi English), not counting proper nouns (Daenerys, Unsullied, etc.) * Receives standard sex points for making it to first base
101	Beric Dondarrion	Can receive points multiple times in the Death category +1 when shown igniting the flaming sword
392	Top-Knot White Walkers One of the Night King's lieutenants, this is the White Walker who grabs the ice spear and hands it to the Night Walker during the dragon battle at the frozen lake.	* untying his top-knot
103	Anguy
233	Aeron Greyjoy
182	Ser Boros Blount
198	Maggy
381	Wight (actor: Jack Hudson)

Kills

Episode 1: Winterfell

51:50 (+10) Beric Dondarrion:

As the wight version of Ned Umber reawakens on the wall of the keep, Beric stabs the wight with his burning sword, lighting the body on fire and disposing of the wight for good. (Kill of Named Character)

The initial kill should be credited to The Night King or Wight Army. Just saying. -imonaship12

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2019 Apr 15
We don't know swho did the kill. It could be any number of Wight riders, Wights or the Night King. -klov3r

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2019 Apr 15 mlopez, kailin, nyan like this
It was said on screen that its a message from the Night King- there should be at least some credit for that -Grog

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2019 Apr 15 reece.ristau, Nick the Irish, jessikatieshih, craigdietz20 like this
That flaming sword is so goddamn useful. -iris.hsu

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2019 Apr 15 nyan and mlopez like this
"A message from the night king" doesn't constitute the kill though. We've seen other walkers do this. Like in S1E1. Trust me, I'd love the points. I have him on my team. But it's not enough. The night king could be in control of someone who killed him, etc. -klov3r

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2019 Apr 16
Scores have been added for the Night King winning the battle and conquering the Last Hearth (these were missed previously). I think we might also consider that any named characters reappearing as wights count as "Followers" of the Night King even if we don't see it happen (this can be made explicit by a Special scoring rule). Proposal here: https://fantasora.com/event/3959 -nyan

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2019 Apr 16

Episode 3: The Long Night

27:10 (+2) Beric Dondarrion:

Beric cuts down a wight with his flaming sword. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

28:19 (+2) Beric Dondarrion:

Beric strikes a wight on the shoulder with his flaming sword. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

37:33 (+2) Grey Worm :

Grey Worm stabs a wight as it climbs over the wall. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

38:28 (+2) Grey Worm :

Grey Worm lands a blow on a wight as it tries to climb the wall. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

39:11 (+6) Beric Dondarrion:

Beric slashes three wights in the Winterfell courtyard (Kill of Unnamed Character)

50:49 (+2) Beric Dondarrion:

Beric throws his flaming sword, impaling a wight attacking Arya. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

51:02 (+2) Beric Dondarrion:

Beric curbstomps the wight who stabbed at his leg. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

59:52 (+2) Grey Worm :

Grey Worm defends a cowering Sam from the wights. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

64:50 (+2) Grey Worm :

A bloodied Grey Worm fights off a wight with his spear. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

67:58 (+2) Grey Worm :

Grey Worm runs through a wight. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

Episode 5: The Bells

37:48 (+10) Grey Worm :

Grey Worm throws his spear through the back of a fleeing Captain Strickland, as the Unsullied forces rout the remains of the Golden Company and charge the King's Landing gate. (Kill of Named Character)

40:39 (+2) Grey Worm :

Grey Worm spears a Lannister soldier as the Northern forces march their way into King's Landing. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

46:36 (+2) Grey Worm :

Grey Worm throws a spear through the heart of a surrendered Lannister soldier, following his Queen's lead to raze the city and take no prisoners. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

47:11 (+18) Grey Worm :

Grey Worm goes on a 9-soldier killing spree as he mows down Lannister soldiers with his spear in the fracas after their surrender. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

47:34 (+8) Grey Worm :

Grey Worm spears 4 more soldiers as the fight against the Lannister soldiers continue. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

Episode 6: The Iron Throne

7:25 (+2) Grey Worm :

Grey Worm slits the throat of a Lannister prisoner. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

Political Wins

Episode 5: The Bells

47:47 (+3) Grey Worm :

The Northern forces win the ground war over the Lannister army, who are in disarray after surrendering their weapons and attempting to flee. (Victorious Battle)

Episode 6: The Iron Throne

7:16 (+3) Davos Seaworth:

Davos talks down the confrontation between Jon Snow and Grey Worm over the Lannister prisoners, convincing Jon to speak to Queen Daenerys first. (Convincing Argument)

7:19 (+3) Grey Worm :

Grey Worm carries through with executing the Lannister prisoners over objections from Davos and Jon Snow.

Grey Worm: "It is not over until the queen's enemies are defeated."
Davos Seaworth: "How much more defeated do you want them to be? They're on their knees."
Grey Worm: "They are breathing." (Executive Decision)

15:47 (+3) Grey Worm :

Daenerys names Grey Worm to her Small Council as her new Master of War.

"You have walked beside me since the Plaza of Pride. You are the bravest of men, the most loyal of soldiers. I name you commander of all my forces, the Queen's Master of War." (New Title)

43:27 (+3) Grey Worm :

After Daenerys Targaryen's death, Grey Worm has taken charge of Tyrion as his prisoner, bringing him to the dragonpit to await judgment. (New Follower/Prisoner)

44:33 (+3) Grey Worm :

Grey Worm confirms he also has Jon in his custody.

Sansa: "Where's Jon?"
Grey Worm: "He is our prisoner." (New Follower/Prisoner)

55:57 (+3) Grey Worm :

Forced by the demands of Grey Worm and the Unsullied, the rest of Westeros throws Jon under a bus, exiling him to the Night's Watch while everyone else gets noble titles.

Tyrion: "Giving you to the Unsullied would start a war. Letting you walk free would start a war. So our new king has chosen to send you to the Night's Watch." (Convincing Argument)

70:10 (+3) Davos Seaworth:

Davos is named the Master of Ships in King Bran's new Small Council (New Title)

Insults Delivered / Funny Lines

Episode 2: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms

51:19 (+3) Davos Seaworth:

Tyrion: "How about a song? One of you must know one. Ser Davos?"
Davos: "You'll pray for a quick death. (Funny Line)

Episode 5: The Bells

21:26 (+3) Davos Seaworth:

Tyrion: "Davos, I need to ask you a favor. You're the greatest smuggler alive, aren't you."
Davos: "I'm not going to like this favor, am I?" (Funny Line)

Episode 6: The Iron Throne

53:44 (+3) Davos Seaworth:

"I'm not sure I get a vote, but aye." (Funny Line)

70:16 (+3) Davos Seaworth:

to Bronn: "These projects will begin as soon as the Master of Coin and Lord of Lofty Titles provides funding." (Witty Insult)

70:29 (+3) Davos Seaworth:

Bronn: "The Master of Coin looks forward to helping the Master of Ships, but first he has to ensure we're not wasting coin, or soon there won't be no more coin."
Davos: "Any more." (Funny Line)

Glasses of Wine Consumed

Episode 2: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms

41:24 (+5) Beric Dondarrion:

Beric drinks from Sandor Clegane's wineskin after reminding Arya how old and miserably shitty his company is. (Glass of Wine Consumed)

Episode 4: The Last of the Starks

13:31 (+5) Davos Seaworth:

Davos is handed a cup by Tyrion as they worry about the mysteries of the Lord of Light and the political infighting situation. (Glass of Wine Consumed)

16:25 (+5) Davos Seaworth:

Davos drinks in the foreground as Tormund regales the crowd with the legends of Jon Snow. (Glass of Wine Consumed)

Acts of Intercourse

Episode 2: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms

52:30 (+5) Grey Worm :

Grey Worm gives Missandei one last kiss as he joins formation with the Unsullied. (Act of Intercourse)

A Game of Thrones

Episode 2: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms

40:39 (+1) Beric Dondarrion:

Unlike the scrubby Arya Stark and Sandor Clegane who are laid out on the floor, Beric Dondarrion is a knight and a man of taste, and chooses a small artisanal barrel to squat on as he joins them on the Winterfell ramparts. (Basic Seat)

44:39 (+1) Davos Seaworth:

Davos and the fireplace crew continue sitting. (Basic Seat)

51:10 (+1) Davos Seaworth:

Davos sits as he declares "we're out of wine" to the fireplace crew. (Basic Seat)

Episode 4: The Last of the Starks

10:11 (+1) Davos Seaworth:

Davos sits and observes nervously as Daenerys calls out Gendry for his Baratheon heritage. (Basic Seat)

Episode 6: The Iron Throne

44:12 (+1) Davos Seaworth:

Davos is seated as the Lords and Ladies of Westeros meet in the Dragonpit for Tyrion Lannister's trial. (Basic Seat)

46:05 (+1) Davos Seaworth:

Davos returns to his seat after his passioned pleas for Grey Worm and the Unsullied to end the confrontation and settle in the Reach are rejected. (Basic Seat)

55:11 (+1) Davos Seaworth:

Davos sits back down after the Lords rise to anoint Bran Stark as King of Six Kingdoms. (Basic Seat)

67:40 (+1) Davos Seaworth:

Davos is seated at the Small Council meeting as Tyrion reviews Archmaester Ebrose's historical tome, "A Song of Ice and Fire" (Basic Seat)

68:40 (+1) Davos Seaworth:

Davos reseats himself after Bran arrives at the Small Council meeting. (Basic Seat)

69:49 (+1) Davos Seaworth:

Davos reseats himself at the Small Council meeting after King Bran's departure. (Basic Seat)

Deaths

Episode 3: The Long Night

52:35 (+5) Beric Dondarrion:

Wordlessly, Beric succumbs to his wounds after making it to safety with the Hound and Arya. (Death)

75:56 (+5) Top-Knot White Walkers:

The White Walker lieutenants explode into ice shards in a chain effect after the Night King falls to Arya's stab. (Death)

submitted by kelseylawniczak (approved!)

Definitely! -brendan.hamme

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2019 Apr 29
So I kind of screwed with these characters cause I thought all the White Walkers would end up having huge roles, so I said we would treat them like the Wight Army for all White Walkers who matched their hairstyles (and then not count deaths to compensate). Since all the White Walkers ended up doing jack squat, I'm okay to revert this and give them these pity death points. -nyan

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2019 Apr 30 brendan.hamme, stefanik62, Lem Lemoncake, felicia.x, 3 others like this
I thought they would have a bigger role too, that’s why I picked them up for this episode! -kelseylawniczak

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Episode 4: The Last of the Starks

7:07 (+2) Beric Dondarrion:

Beric's body lies atop a funeral pyre after the Battle of Winterfell. (Dead Body Appearance)

Special

Episode 1: Winterfell

29:51 (+3) Davos Seaworth:

Varys (observing banners): "The Karstarks."
Davos: "One of the better sigils. Beats an onion, anyway." (Special)

50:37 (+3) Beric Dondarrion:

Beric lights up his flaming sword so everyone can finally see what's going on in this dark-ass scene. (Special)

Episode 2: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms

31:51 (+6) Grey Worm :

"I am loyal to my Queen. I will fight for her until her *enemies* are *defeated.* (Special)

The Feels

Episode 2: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms

24:38 (+5) Davos Seaworth:

Davos encounters a Northern girl with a scarred face, much like Shireen Baratheon's.

Nothern girl: "Which way should I go?"
Davos: "Which way do you want to go?" (Sad Feels)

31:51 (+5) Grey Worm :

Grey Worm and Missandei make plans for summer vacation after the war is done.
Missandei: "My people are peaceful. We cannot protect ourselves."
Grey Worm: "My people are not peaceful. We will protect you." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)

Episode 6: The Iron Throne

67:15 (+3) Davos Seaworth:

Davos drags out and drops one of Tyrion's carefully arranged Small Council chairs to the Hand's exasperation. (Ridiculously Funny Moment)

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