The Table Cersei and Jamie banged on next to their dead child :)

Winter is Cumming

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6-0, 50 roto pts (#1)
Z-Score: 1.598 (percentile: 94.51%)
Weeks at #1: 6
Categories won:
Best Week: Episode 1: Winterfell (+19.5 roto points)
Team MVP: Jon Snow (picked #2, 319 points, 57.89% of team total)
Longest winstreak: W-6

Roster Stats

Character	Drafted	Total	Kills	Politics	Insults	Wine	Sex	Thrones	Deaths	Special	Feels
Jon Snow	#2	319	197	27	6	15	0	6	0	15	53
Tormund Giantsbane	#15	157	40	3	27	15	5	3	0	42	22
Euron Greyjoy	#18	61	5	17	9	5	10	1	5	9	0
Yara Greyjoy	#31	14	1	6	0	0	0	2	0	0	5
Totals		551	243	53	42	35	15	12	5	66	80

Roster

charId	Character	Special
39	Jon Snow	* +1 each time he unintentionally drops Longclaw * +1 point each time he is called a bastard in his presence * Ghost's actions contribute to his points.
67	Tormund Giantsbane	* every mention of "killing Crows" * every on-screen second he stares into Brienne's soul (rounded up)
216	Euron Greyjoy	+1 when he or his Ironborn is referenced as the "greatest" (including self-references) +1 for crude sexual remarks made about women he is courting
63	Yara Greyjoy	+1 when referencing that she is a lesbian, or making a pass at another woman

Kills

Episode 1: Winterfell

27:57 (+1) Yara Greyjoy:

As thanks for her rescue, Yara headbutts Theon, bloodying his nose. (Minor Injury of Named Character)

Episode 3: The Long Night

16:27 (+2) Tormund Giantsbane:

Tormund slashes a wight across the chest as Drogon rains down fire in teh background. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

16:29 (+2) Tormund Giantsbane:

Tormund knees a wight in the zombie balls as Drogon's fire rages around. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

16:41 (+62) Jon Snow:

Sansa and Arya look on as Jon and Rhaegal torches the front line of wights with dragonfire - 33 wights are seen burning or thrown into the air by the blast (Kill of Unnamed Character)

7 more comments - see full thread

I believe that in cases of such approximations, the scoring of this kind of events should regard in a more sporting manner, in order to preserve leagues competitiveness and fun (full disclosure: I own Daenerys, but I would still prefer a more interesting competition). A general scoring would be more appropriate for mass-event such as this. -amitelran2110

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2019 Apr 29
I just want to know why Dany got points for this... -brendan.hamme

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2019 Apr 29
Did Jon Snow shoot fire out of his mouth, or did Rhaegal (a draftable character)? -prognar

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18:12 (+4) Tormund Giantsbane:

Tormund slashes two wights before the snowstorm overwhelms the battlefield. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

19:00 (+6) Tormund Giantsbane:

Tormund slashes three wights. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

21:46 (+4) Tormund Giantsbane:

Tormund cuts down a wight while telling the troops to fall back, then brings his axe down at a wight that attacks his leg. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

24:44 (+2) Tormund Giantsbane:

Tormund slashes a wight as his group makes a running retreat back to Winterfell (Kill of Unnamed Character)

27:12 (+4) Tormund Giantsbane:

Tormund cuts down two wights. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

28:19 (+2) Tormund Giantsbane:

Tormund cuts down a wight as Melisandre works to light the trench on fire. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

29:09 (+28) Jon Snow:

After the trench is lit, Jon and Rhaegal venture out and ignite a cluster of wights just outside the Winterfell gate. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

33:21 (+40) Jon Snow:

As Bran's warged ravens fly across the battlefield, the dragons continue to torch the wights army outside the walls of Winterfell. 40 wights are thrown up/incinerated in the blast (unknown dragon, score split evenly across dragons) (Kill of Unnamed Character)

37:32 (+2) Tormund Giantsbane:

Tormund finds something to stab in the mostly empty ribcage of a wight climbing over the wall. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

55:26 (+5) Jon Snow:

With Jon as rider, Rhaegal engages in a vicious mid-air fight with Viserion, ripping the scales off his breast and ultimately breaking Viserion's jaw. (Major Injury of Named Character)

56:38 (+2) Tormund Giantsbane:

Tormund turns around to protect Gendry, kicking a wight off of their backs in the Winterfell courtyard. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

59:54 (+2) Tormund Giantsbane:

Tormund beheads a wight atop the castle walls. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

60:56 (+2) Jon Snow:

Jon cuts down one wight as the recently-reanimated army of corpses begin to surround him. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

62:22 (+10) Jon Snow:

Jon fends off five wights as he is surrounded outside the walls of Winterfell. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

64:25 (+6) Jon Snow:

Jon fends off three wights as he makes his way into Winterfell. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

64:33 (+4) Tormund Giantsbane:

Tormund flails wildly and kills two wights as he and Gendry battle atop a mountain of wights and bodies. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

64:48 (+6) Jon Snow:

Jon kills three more wights as he fights his way through the Winterfell courtyard. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

65:00 (+10) Jon Snow:

Jon cuts through 5 wights as he makes his way through the hallway and locks a cell gate behind him. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

67:54 (+2) Tormund Giantsbane:

Tormund cuts down a wight as he and Gendry fend off the horde atop a pile of bodies. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

68:54 (+2) Jon Snow:

Jon cuts down a wight as he tries to evade the chaotic blue fire from the injured Viserion. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

69:30 (+2) Tormund Giantsbane:

Tormund stabs down into the mound of wights. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

Episode 5: The Bells

40:41 (+2) Jon Snow:

Jon strikes down a Lannister soldier as the Northern forces march their way into King's Landing. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

47:04 (+2) Jon Snow:

Jon cuts down a Lannister soldier in the chaos after the Northern forces attack the surrendered Lannister army. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

47:09 (+4) Jon Snow:

Jon cuts down two more Lannister soldiers in the chaos after the Northern forces attack the surrendered Lannister army. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

48:38 (+4) Jon Snow:

Jon kills two more Lannister soldiers while pleading for his own soldiers to stop the attack. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

49:45 (+2) Jon Snow:

Jon kills another Lannister soldier while continuing to tell people to stop killing the Lannister soldiers. 🤷 (Kill of Unnamed Character)

50:15 (+2) Jon Snow:

Jon saves a woman in an alleyway, running his sword through a Northern soldier attacking her. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

53:09 (+5) Euron Greyjoy:

Euron stabs Jaime through the ribs with his dagger as the brawl in the sea cave underneath King's Landing. (Major Injury of Named Character)

Episode 6: The Iron Throne

37:18 (+10) Jon Snow:

Jon stabs Daenerys an episode late and in the wrong hole, as they share a last kiss in the throne room. (Kill of Named Character)

Political Wins

Episode 1: Winterfell

20:34 (+3) Euron Greyjoy:

Euron returns to King's Landing, have secured the services of the Golden Company for Cersei Lannister and the Crown. (Deals Brokered)

22:25 (+3) Euron Greyjoy:

Euron finds a way to charm himself into Cersei's cold graces.
Cersei: "You want a whore, buy one. You want a queen earn her."
Euron: "How? I've given her justice, an army and the Iron Fleet, yet she gives me no sign of affection. My heart is nearly broken." (Convincing Argument)

29:01 (+3) Yara Greyjoy:

Yara: "You want to go to Wintefell. To fight for the Starks. Go. What is dead may never die." (House Words)

33:29 (+3) Jon Snow:

Rhaegal accepts Jon as a dragonrider as they take flight for the first time.
Jon: "I don't know how to ride a dragon."
Daenerys: "Nobody does. Until they ride a dragon." (New Follower/Prisoner)

submitted by nyan (approved!)

This is not explicitly in the rules, but I was thinking of setting this as a precedent - the first time a dragon and dragonrider pair up, it will be scored like a New Follower event for both. It's a bit like two characters agreeing to form an alliance. Any thoughts or protests to this? -nyan

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2019 Apr 15 dlapato likes this
Actually I forget that I did make it explicit for Rhaegal. Do people feel Jon is deserving of similar points for this? -nyan

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2019 Apr 15 the_catherine316, olinnbroderick3, ashjohri, gravesalex0, 6 others like this
It's kind of like acquiring a new weapon in a sense? -the_catherine316

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2019 Apr 15
I think we'd need to see if this happens again. I'm not sure riding him once is significant. -alicehanners

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2019 Apr 18

46:46 (+3) Jon Snow:

Jon finds out his true lineage as the trueborn son of Rhaegaer Targaryen and Lyanna Stark, and potentially the rightful King of the Seven Kingdoms.
Sam: "I had a High Septon's diary. Bran had... whatever Bran has. ... Your mother was Lyanna Stark. And your father - your real father - was Rhaegar Targaryen. You've never been a bastard. You're Aegon Targaryen, true heir to the Iron Throne." (Secret Discovery)

submitted by cereith717 (approved!)

Episode 2: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms

6:16 (+3) Jon Snow:

Daenerys addresses Jon as Warden of the North when asking his opinion on the Jaime Lannister matter, confirming his new position under his regime. (New Title)

submitted by hindsight44 (approved!)

7 more comments - see full thread

Also these are in the rules:
Titles are like WWE championships - points are awarded for each title gained and re-gained (e.g. losing and winning titles repeatedly makes you an 8x WWE Intercontinental Champion. Holding and defending the title for 8 years still just counts as 1x)
-hindsight44

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2019 Apr 22
I might be wrong, but wouldn't it be a reduced title from king in the north to warden of the north? -imonaship12

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2019 Apr 22 chadbrathwaite likes this
I think if we get really technical about it, King in the North and Warden of the North are mutually exclusive - you can only be Warden for a reigning monarch, which implies you're not King in the North. Per the WWE criteria, any title change counts even if it sounds like a demotion (one could argue it's a smaller fish in a bigger pond scenario). -nyan

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2019 Apr 22 alicehanners, imonaship12, mlopez, robert.picard like this

Episode 4: The Last of the Starks

6:17 (+3) Jon Snow:

Jon quotes the Night's Watch oath to end his eulogy to the dead at Winterfell. "They were the shields that guarded the realms of men. And we shall never see their like again." (House Words)

33:08 (+3) Yara Greyjoy:

In the War Council meeting, Varys mentions that Yara Greyjoy has retaken the Iron Islands. (Acquire a New Castle/City/Army/Loot)

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33:53 (+3) Jon Snow:

Tyrion and Jon convince Daenerys to take a more cautioned approach to the war and lay siege to King's Landing instead of destroying it.

Daenerys: "No matter how many lords turn against her, as long as she sits on the Iron Throne, she can call herself Queen of the Seven Kingdoms. We need the capital."
Tyrion: "I watched the people of King's Landing rebel against their king when they were hungry, and that was before winter began. Give them the opportunity and they will cast Cersei aside."
Jon: "We'll surround the city. If the Iron Fleet tries to ferry in more food, the dragons will destroy them. If the Lannisters and the Golden Company attack, we'll defeat them in the field."
Tyrion: "Once the people see that Cersei is our only enemy, her reign is over." (Convincing Argument)

34:55 (+3) Jon Snow:

Jon overrules Sansa's objections and pledges the weakened Northern forces to fight for Daenerys immediately.

to Sansa: "The Northern forces will honor their promises and their allegiance to the Queen of the Seven Kingdoms."
turning to Daenerys: "What you command, we will obey." (Executive Decision)

38:17 (+3) Jon Snow:

Jon breaks his promise to Daenerys, secretly telling Arya and Sansa about his heritage as a Targaryen and heir to the Iron Throne as long as they pinky swore not to tell anyone. (Act of Betrayal)

He doesn’t promise her anything -alicehanners

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2019 May 8 dopeghoti likes this
Quite the opposite in fact; he was quite clear that he felt his family had a right to know. -dopeghoti

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2019 May 8
Since he makes them swear not to tell anyone, doesn't it imply it's something he's doing behind Daenerys' back? -nyan

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2019 May 8
I think him making them promise was more so other people didn’t find out, rather than so Daenerys didn’t find out they knew, nah? -conor_finlay

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2019 May 8
He didn’t promise Daenerys he wouldn’t tell, she just made it clear that there might be consequences if he did. -conor_finlay

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2019 May 8

50:36 (+3) Tormund Giantsbane:

Jon gives charge of Ghost to Tormund, to take him back to his natural habitat north of the Wall. (New Follower/Prisoner)

53:57 (+5) Euron Greyjoy:

Euron and the Iron Fleet ambush Daenerys Targaryen's fleet on their way to Dragonstone, shooting Rhaegal out of the sky from their ship-mounted Scorpions. (Kill of Named Character (Orchestrated))

This was originally scored as a full Kill for Euron but changed to an Orchestrated Kill since there wasn't any on-screen evidence for whether Euron fired any of the killing bolts. https://fantasora.com/event/4581

Note that getting points for what your army does is not generally a score (aside from the Battle Victory), and this is a new category without a lot of precedents. In general it feels like Euron is deserving of this since Euron plans out the ambush and Rhaegal is caught unawares, e.g. is a sitting duck. We wouldn't want to count this category for say, every character killed by the Night King in the Battle of Winterfell. -nyan

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2019 May 7 imonaship12 likes this
If that is the case shouldn't Qyburn also get points for creating the scorpion 2.0 -Zaibin and Aadil

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2019 May 7 jesse.fitz12 likes this
Is this a substantial revamp of the original Scorpion? Or did they just make a lot more of them? -nyan

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2019 May 7 imonaship12 likes this
It was earlier shown that Scorpion 1.0 was useless and did no real appreciable damage; this seems to either be a significant redesign, or two _extraordinarily_ lucky shots that just happened to hit the spots that were wounded in the Battle of Winterfell by the Ice Dragon. -dopeghoti

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2019 May 8

55:45 (+3) Euron Greyjoy:

Euron's Iron Fleet executes a devastating attack on Daenerys' armada, shooting down one of her dragons and sinking most of her ships just outside of Dragonstone. (Victorious Battle)

57:23 (+3) Euron Greyjoy:

Euron has captured Missandei and delivered her to King's Landing following the surprise attack on Daenerys' fleet. (New Follower/Prisoner)

Episode 6: The Iron Throne

24:01 (+3) Jon Snow:

"You think our house words are stamped on our bodies when we're born and that's who we are? Then I'd be fire and blood too." (House Words)

37:18 (+3) Jon Snow:

Jon stabs Daenerys as they kiss in the throne room, concluding that she is too delusional in her power to be allowed to rule. "You are my queen. Now, and always." (Act of Betrayal)

Insults Delivered / Funny Lines

Episode 1: Winterfell

19:58 (+3) Euron Greyjoy:

Cersei: "20,000 men is it? is it?"
Harry Strickland: "Yes, your Grace. A few died in transit."
Euron Greyjoy: "They cheated at dice. Or maybe I cheated. Someone cheated." (Funny Line)

This one feels a little marginal? -nyan

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2019 Apr 15 mlopez likes this
I laughed out loud! -christiandigby3

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2019 Apr 15 dlapato likes this
I chuckled -vjdev2015

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2019 Apr 15
This 'Funny Line' is garbage. Who actually laughed at this? -padrebojangles

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2019 Apr 18
@padrebojangles this category is going to be subjective and I don't disagree with you here. This will probably not happen this week but I'd like to open up more avenues for sentiment analysis (votes instead of likes) and provide an objective way to decide what counts. -nyan

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2019 Apr 18

21:52 (+3) Euron Greyjoy:

Cersei: "You're insolent. I've executed men for less."
Euron: "They were lesser men." (Witty Insult)

35:36 (+3) Jon Snow:

to Daenerys, after his first dragon flight with Rhaegal: "You've completely ruined horses for me." (Funny Line)

50:40 (+3) Tormund Giantsbane:

Eddison Tollet: "Stay back, he's got blue eyes!"
Tormund: "I've always had blue eyes!!!" (Funny Line)

Episode 2: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms

26:42 (+3) Tormund Giantsbane:

"The big woman still here?" (Funny Line)

37:26 (+3) Tormund Giantsbane:

Tyrion: "Would you like a drink?"
Tormund: "Brought my own." [holds up horn of weird milk] (Funny Line)

37:35 (+3) Tormund Giantsbane:

The telephone game of Westerosi epithets makes its way to Tormund.
to Jaime: "They call you Kingkiller." (Funny Line)

38:27 (+3) Tormund Giantsbane:

Tormund tells the story of his name, Giantsbane.

"They call me Giantsbane. Want to know why?
I killed a giant when I was 10. Then I climbed right into bed with his wife.
When she woke up, you know what she did? Suckled me at her teat for three months.
Thought I was her baby. That's how I got so strong. Giant's milk." (Funny Line)

46:04 (+3) Tormund Giantsbane:

to Brienne: "I'm no King, but if I were, I'd knight you ten times over." (Funny Line)

Episode 4: The Last of the Starks

14:47 (+3) Tormund Giantsbane:

Tormund demands Jon finish off his horn of wine in front of a celebratory crowd at the Feast of Winterfell.

Tormund: "We have to celebrate our victory."
Jon: "Vomiting is not celebrating."
Tormund: "...yes, it is." (Funny Line)

18:54 (+3) Tormund Giantsbane:

"Now, which one of you cowards shit in my pants?" (Funny Line)

47:26 (+3) Tormund Giantsbane:

Jon: "Rhaegal needs to heal. He doesn't need me weighing him down."
Tormund: "You weigh as much as two fleas fucking." (Witty Insult)

49:36 (+3) Jon Snow:

Gilly: "If it's a boy, we want to name him Jon."
Jon: "I hope it's a girl." (Funny Line)

Episode 5: The Bells

54:35 (+3) Euron Greyjoy:

after stabbing Jaime through the ribs: "You fought well... for a cripple." (Witty Insult)

Glasses of Wine Consumed

Episode 1: Winterfell

19:16 (+5) Euron Greyjoy:

Euron drinks from his flask while chatting with Yara Greyjoy onboard his ship. He offers to Yara but she is apparently too proud to sell herself out for the fantasy points. (Glass of Wine Consumed)

Episode 2: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms

38:27 (+5) Tormund Giantsbane:

Tormund shotguns his entire horn of "giants' milk" as it pours down all over his beard to the dismay of Davos and others. (Glass of Wine Consumed)

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Episode 4: The Last of the Starks

9:00 (+5) Jon Snow:

Jon drinks from his cup at the head table as he notices Daenerys' spaced out look. (Glass of Wine Consumed)

12:31 (+5) Tormund Giantsbane:

Tormund glugs straight from the pitcher during the Feast of Winterfell. (Glass of Wine Consumed)

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15:02 (+5) Jon Snow:

Jon drinks as they the Feast of Winterfell toast to Daenerys the Dragon Queen and Arya Stark, the Hero of Winterfell (Glass of Wine Consumed)

15:02 (+5) Tormund Giantsbane:

Tormund drinks from his horn as the crowd toasts both Daenerys and Arya. (Glass of Wine Consumed)

16:07 (+5) Jon Snow:

Jon drinks in the background as Tormund regales the crowd with the legends of Jon Snow. (Glass of Wine Consumed)

Acts of Intercourse

Episode 1: Winterfell

25:25 (+5) Euron Greyjoy:

Euron chats with Cersei after a romp in her chambers. (Act of Intercourse)

25:25 (+5) Euron Greyjoy:

Euron's right cheek is glimpsed as he pulls up his britches in Cersei's bedchambers. (Non-sexual Nude Scene)

Episode 4: The Last of the Starks

19:48 (+5) Tormund Giantsbane:

After being spurned by Brienne, Tormund rebounds with a Northern girl who fancies him at the Feast of Winterfell.

Northern girl: " You can touch me. I'm not afraid of Wildlings."
Tormund: "Maybe you should be."
(Act of Intercourse)

A Game of Thrones

Episode 1: Winterfell

9:53 (+1) Jon Snow:

Jon sits at the head of the table alongside Sansa as they host the Northern Lords at Winterfell. (Basic Seat)

11:52 (+1) Jon Snow:

Jon Snow takes a seat after responding to Lyanna Mormont's call out.

"...when I left Winterfell, I told you we need allies or we will die. I have brought those allies home to fight alongside us. I had a choice, keep my crown or protect the North. I chose the North." (Basic Seat)

Episode 2: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms

3:12 (+1) Jon Snow:

Jon is zoned out in his seat as the rest of the court in Winterfell interrogates Jaime. (Basic Seat)

37:55 (+1) Tormund Giantsbane:

Tormund sits down to regale the fireplace crew with the story of how he was named Giantsbane. (Basic Seat)

44:38 (+1) Tormund Giantsbane:

Tormund and the fireplace crew continue sitting. (Basic Seat)

51:10 (+1) Tormund Giantsbane:

Tormund is sitting as Davos declares "we're out of wine" to the fireplace crew. (Basic Seat)

Episode 4: The Last of the Starks

8:54 (+1) Jon Snow:

Jon awkwardly sits at center of the head table between Sansa and Daenerys during the celebratory feast at Winterfell. (Basic Seat)

11:41 (+1) Jon Snow:

Jon sits back down after raising a toast and giving his cup of wine to Gendry (Basic Seat)

53:50 (+1) Euron Greyjoy:

Euron sits in the gunner's seat of the Scorpion aboard his ship, as the Iron Fleet chases down Daenerys' dragons. (Basic Seat)

Episode 6: The Iron Throne

26:36 (+1) Jon Snow:

Jon sits down on a small wooden chair in Tyrion's prison chamber. (Basic Seat)

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44:23 (+1) Yara Greyjoy:

Yara is seated as the Lords and Ladies of Westeros meet in the Dragonpit for Tyrion Lannister's trial. (Basic Seat)

55:11 (+1) Yara Greyjoy:

Yara sits back down after the Lords rise to anoint Bran Stark as King of Six Kingdoms. (Basic Seat)

Deaths

Episode 5: The Bells

55:49 (+5) Euron Greyjoy:

Euron bleeds out on the stones of the sea cave below King's Landing, having been stabbed through by Jaime.

"I'm the man who killed Jaime Lannister." (Death)

Special

Episode 1: Winterfell

22:09 (+3) Jon Snow:

Samwell Tarly: "You've never been a bastard." (Special)

25:53 (+3) Euron Greyjoy:

Euron questions Cersei about his performance compared to her other lovers.
Euron: "So how do I compare to the fat king?"
Cersei: "You're insulting my late husband?"
Euron: "Are you offended?"
Cersei: "Robert had a different whore every night, but he still didn't know his way around a woman's body."
Euron: "And the Kingslayer?"
Cersei: "You enjoy risking your neck, don't you?" (Special)

26:36 (+3) Euron Greyjoy:

to Cersei: "I'm going to put a prince in your belly." (Special)

Episode 2: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms

25:55 (+3) Tormund Giantsbane:

Tormund greets Jon with a bear tackle and calls him "My little Crow." (Special)

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30:05 (+9) Tormund Giantsbane:

Tormund gives the eye to Brienne during the battle planning meeting (3 seconds)

"We're all going to die... but at least we die together." (Special)

37:11 (+18) Tormund Giantsbane:

Tormund stares at Brienne as he enters the fireplace room (6 cumulative seconds staring at Brienne). She stares back.
"It could be our last night in this world, you know?" (Special)

54:51 (+3) Jon Snow:

to Daenerys: "So the last thing she did as she bled to death on her birthing bed was give the boy to her brother Ned Stark - to raise as his bastard." (Special)

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Episode 4: The Last of the Starks

19:05 (+12) Tormund Giantsbane:

Tormund eagerly stares at Brienne as she excuses herself to take a piss. His 3-second gaze is unfortunately interrupted by Jaime. (Special)

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Also would “icy fucks” count as a witty insult? Or does it have to be said directly to the target of the insult? -conor_finlay

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2019 May 7
Doesn't have to be said at anyone, and for Tormund these kind of half-bleed into funny lines. I did add the "shit in my pants" line right after "icy fucks", here: https://fantasora.com/event/4628

I could go either way on this icy fucks line. -nyan

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2019 May 8
I feel like he definitely does more than 3 points worth of staring here? He stares straight into her eyes for 5/6 seconds as he walks over to her. He’s speaking to everyone but his eyes are fixed right on hers and he also happens to be talking about “looking into blue eyes”. His second stare is about 5/6 seconds aswell, from the end of his laugh to the moment Jaime steps in front of him and his eyes move to him. -conor_finlay

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2019 May 8
I know he doesn’t get points for just looking at Brienne but these two stares are definitely more in line with the stares he was scored for in episode 2. -conor_finlay

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2019 May 8
That was my bad, I meant to mark this as 3 seconds and 9 points. This is the portion that you can see Tormund's eyes during the stare in the screenshot, between Brienne's "pardon me for a moment" and Jaime interrupting. The 5s is about right if you include the beginning where we just see the back of his head. Don't feel too strongly about the cutoff here, call it even at 4s? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

It's subjective but I feel that before this with the "icy fucks" he is mostly jovial and talking to her like a person instead of objectifying her? -nyan

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2019 May 8
Yeah that’s fair in regard to the “icy fucks” part. I’d still argue that he should get the whole 5/6 seconds for the second stars as we can still see he’s looking at her even though we can’t see his eyes the whole time. Ultimately it’s up to you though. -conor_finlay

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2019 May 8

37:13 (+3) Jon Snow:

Arya: "You're my brother. Not my half-brother or my bastard brother. My brother." (Special)

Episode 5: The Bells

51:35 (+3) Euron Greyjoy:

Jaime: "You're no King."
Euron: "Oh, but I am. And I fucked the Queen." (Special)

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Episode 6: The Iron Throne

36:47 (+3) Jon Snow:

Daenerys: "This is our reason. It has been from the beginning, since you were a little boy with a bastard's name" (Special)

56:37 (+3) Jon Snow:

Jon: "There's still a Night's Watch?"
Tyrion: "The world will always need a home for bastards and broken men." (Special)

The Feels

Episode 1: Winterfell

8:24 (+5) Jon Snow:

Jon arrives back home to Winterfell and embraces Bran, as Jon sees him for the first time in 7 seasons.
Jon: "Look at you. You're a man."
Bran: "Almost." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)

16:00 (+5) Jon Snow:

Arya and Jon finally reunite in the Godswood of Winterfell and compare their fancy swords.
Arya: "I'm defending our family. And so is she (Sansa)."
Jon: "I'm her family too."
Arya: "Don't forget that." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)

29:17 (+5) Yara Greyjoy:

Theon and Yara share an embrace before they part ways to fight their separate parts of the war.
Yara: "You want to go to Wintefell. To fight for the Starks. Go. What is dead may never die."
Theon: "What is dead may never die."
Yara: "But kill the bastards anyway." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)

36:05 (+5) Jon Snow:

After Bran issues a dire warning to everyone that the White Walkers are coming and how they don't have any time for this, Jon and Dany take a romantic getaway to the frost-covered waterfall on dragon-back.
Jon: "It's cold up here for a southern girl."
Dany: "So keep your Queen warm." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)

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Should also count for Dany -kremershell

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2019 Apr 15
What points would this get? -the_catherine316

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2019 Apr 15
“Heartwarming moments that are so few and far between on the show, as well as a consolation score for the heart-wrenching ones.
Also, a "you done fucked up" score for big regrets (see rulebook for criteria).
+5pts Warm Fuzzy Moment
+1pt Sad Feels
+1pt I've made a huge mistake.”

I would consider it a warm fuzzy moment.
-kremershell

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2019 Apr 15
This whole sequence made me want to vomit but I guess nausea is a feeling... -nyan

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2019 Apr 15 elaine likes this
Hmmmm maaaaaaybe -the_catherine316

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2019 Apr 15
It's clearly a heartwarming moment... No secret political agendas... Just plain true love kiss... -redcatscar

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36:34 (+3) Jon Snow:

As he tries to get his makeout session on with Daenerys, Jon enters a staring contest with Drogon who is watching with great interest. (Ridiculously Funny Moment)

50:39 (+3) Tormund Giantsbane:

Edd and Tormund Giantsbane stumble upon each other at the Last Hearth.

Edd: "Stand back, he's got blue eyes!"
Tormund: "I've always had blue eyes!!" (Ridiculously Funny Moment)

Episode 2: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms

25:52 (+3) Tormund Giantsbane:

Tormund bear tackles Jon Snow in the courtyard as the Beyond-the-Wall gang reunites in Winterfell. (Funny Line)

Doesn't he also call Jon a crow here - does that count toward his special? I guess there's no mention of `killing` but idk if there's precedent -dennis

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@dennis he doesn't really do crow killing anymore, so I'm onboard with changing this. This is outdated from S4. -nyan

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Yeah I think generally if he says "crow" at all it should count now, as it's pretty rare as it is -dennis

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2019 Apr 22
Shouldn't Jon get points for this too and his embrace with Eddison Tollett? Considering he thought they may have been lost, to be reunited again since he left them at the Wall? -davidleelake

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2019 Apr 23

34:25 (+5) Jon Snow:

The three remaining Night's Watch members share some banter and reflect on their beginnings.
Samwell: "Think back to where we started. Us, Grenn, Pyp."
Jon: "Now it's just us three."
Edd: "Last man left, burn the rest of us." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)

38:27 (+3) Tormund Giantsbane:

Tormund shotguns his entire horn of "giants' milk" as it pours down all over his beard to the dismay of Davos and others. (Ridiculously Funny Moment)

Episode 4: The Last of the Starks

5:25 (+5) Jon Snow:

Jon gives a eulogy to the fallen as the living pay their respects after the Battle of Winterfell.

"We're here to say goodbye to our brothers and sisters. To our fathers and mothers. To our friends.
Our fellow men and women who set aside their differences to fight together and die together so that others might live.
Everyone in this world owes them a debt that can never be repaid.
It is our duty and our honor to keep them alive in memory for those who come after us, and those who come after them, for as long as men draw breath.
They were the shields that guarded the realms of men.
And we shall never see their like again." (Sad Feels)

16:44 (+3) Tormund Giantsbane:

Tormund continually splashes wine EVERYWHERE as he regales the crowd with the legend of Jon Snow. (Ridiculously Funny Moment)

19:48 (+5) Tormund Giantsbane:

Tormund's heart is broken as he regales his story to Clegane. "And after all that, this fucker comes north and takes her from me. Just takes her, like that. I mean it, Clegane. My heart is broken." (Sad Feels)

37:18 (+5) Jon Snow:

Arya and Sansa stage a family intervention with Jon Snow to bring him back to the Stark side.

Jon: "I've never been a Stark."
Sansa: "You are. You're just as much Ned Stark's child as any of us."
Arya: "You're my brother. Not my half-brother or my bastard brother. My brother." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)

48:32 (+5) Jon Snow:

Jon and Tormund say their final farewells, as Tormund leaves to take the Free Folk home beyond the Wall. (Warm Fuzzy Moment)

48:32 (+5) Tormund Giantsbane:

Jon and Tormund say their final farewells, as Tormund leaves to take the Free Folk home beyond the Wall.

Tormund: "It isn't home. We need room to wander. I'll take them back through Castle Black as soon as the winter storms pass. Back where we belong." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)

49:52 (+5) Jon Snow:

Jon and Sam say their goodbyes at Winterfell.

Sam: "You're the best friend I ever had."
Jon: "You too, Sam." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)

Episode 6: The Iron Throne

62:50 (+5) Jon Snow:

The Starks share their farewells with Jon Snow before he is exiled off to the Night's Watch. (Warm Fuzzy Moment)

74:43 (+5) Jon Snow:

Ghost receives the long-awaited Pets that were Promised as he reunites with Jon Snow at Castle Black (Warm Fuzzy Moment)

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