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Jaqen of All Trades, Maester of None | Fantasora

Jaqen of All Trades, Maester of None

Wildfyre Can't Melt Valerian Steel Beams

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34.5 roto pts (#5)
Z-Score: -0.229 (percentile: 40.95%)
Weeks at #1: 1
Categories won: Deaths (34)
Best Week: Episode 1: Winterfell (+7.5 roto points)
Team MVP: Arya Stark (picked #7, 1165 points, 78.19% of team total)

Roster Stats

Character Drafted Total Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Thrones Deaths Special Feels
#7 1165 1074 12 18 5 15 1 0 0 40
#8 161 147 3 0 0 0 0 5 6 0
#22 61 5 17 9 5 10 1 5 9 0
#21 60 20 3 3 5 5 2 0 12 10
#36 33 2 3 6 0 0 0 14 0 8
This White Walker has a full beard and long hair. He is one of the Night King's Lieutenants.
#49 5 0 0 0 0 0 0 5 0 0
#35 5 0 0 0 0 0 0 5 0 0
#50 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Totals 1490 1248 38 36 15 30 4 34 27 58

Roster

charId Character Special
6
* Nymeria's actions contribute to her points.
* +1 point for reciting her hitlist
* adopting a new Faceless Man disguise
391
* each time he is mounted by a new dragonrider (Political Follower points)
* on-screen barrel rolls completed (360° rotations in the air)
* objects burned in non-combat situations
80
+1 point for each act of blacksmithing.
216
+1 when he or his Ironborn is referenced as the "greatest" (including self-references)
+1 for crude sexual remarks made about women he is courting
377
45
395
This White Walker has a full beard and long hair. He is one of the Night King's Lieutenants.
249
Kills
Episode 3: The Long Night
16:41 (+62) Rhaegal:
Sansa and Arya look on as Rhaegal torches the front line of wights with dragonfire - 33 wights are seen burning or thrown into the air by the blast (Kill of Unnamed Character)
19:11 (+2) Gendry:
Gendry brings his dragonglass axe down onto a wight. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Edd rescues Samwell Tarly and stabs the wight on top of him. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
24:47 (+2) Gendry:
Gendry smacks a kneeling wight with his axe as he runs towards the Winterfell walls. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Arya delivers a flaming arrow headshot into the eye socket of a wight, saving a retreating Sandor Clegane. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
33:21 (+40) Rhaegal:
As Bran's warged ravens fly across the battlefield, the dragons continue to torch the wights army outside the walls of Winterfell. 40 wights are thrown up/incinerated in the blast (unknown dragon, score split evenly across dragons) (Kill of Unnamed Character)
37:16 (+2) Gendry:
Gendry cuts down the first wight over the wall. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Arya makes her entrance, slicing apart two wights atop the walls of Winterfell with surgical precision. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Arya scores the multi-kill as she headshots two wights with one swing of her spear. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Arya kills one wight and impales two others together as she makes her way into the tower atop the wall. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
39:55 (+12) Arya Stark:
Arya detaches her spear into dual-wielding format, killing 6 wights as she fights her way up the stairs. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
40:26 (+16) Arya Stark:
In a dazzling array of spin moves, Arya kills 8 wights atop the castle wall. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Arya turns a corner and runs into a wight in the library. She stealthily stabs it through the throat before she can be noticed. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
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Arya picks up an axe and kills a wight in an attempt to save Beric. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
55:26 (+5) Rhaegal:
Rhaegal engages in a vicious mid-air fight with Viserion, ripping the scales off his breast and ultimately breaking Viserion's jaw. (Major Injury of Named Character)
64:33 (+10) Gendry:
Gendry slashes down five wights as he and Tormund battle atop a mountain of wights and bodies. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
67:54 (+4) Gendry:
Gendry cuts down two wights as he and Tormund fight atop a mound of wights. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
75:47 (+10) Arya Stark:
Arya drops the Valyrian steel dagger and switches to her off hand, plunging it into the Night King's stomach. (Kill of Named Character)
75:55 (+20) Arya Stark:
10 of the Night King's lieutenants distintegrate into shards of ice after Arya kills the Night King (Kill of Unnamed Character)
75:58 (+180) Arya Stark:
90 wights fall in the Godswood after Arya kill the Night King keeping them animated. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
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76:06 (+10) Arya Stark:
Viserion collapses for the final time after Arya kills the Night King (Kill of Named Character)
76:10 (+58) Arya Stark:
The mound of wights fighting around Tormund and Gendry collapses after Arya kills the Night King. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
76:11 (+24) Arya Stark:
12 wights tumble from their free solo attempt off the wall of Winterfells after Arya kills the Night King. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
76:11 (+32) Arya Stark:
16 wights fall from the inner roofs and walls of Winterfell after Arya kills the Night King. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
76:21 (+668) Arya Stark:
The Wights outside the castle walls collapse after Arya kills the Night King. Approximately 334 distinguishable wights are seen dropping dead in the flyover shot. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Episode 5: The Bells
Euron stabs Jaime through the ribs with his dagger as the brawl in the sea cave underneath King's Landing. (Major Injury of Named Character)
Political Wins
Episode 1: Winterfell
Euron returns to King's Landing, have secured the services of the Golden Company for Cersei Lannister and the Crown. (Deals Brokered)
Euron finds a way to charm himself into Cersei's cold graces.
Cersei: "You want a whore, buy one. You want a queen earn her."
Euron: "How? I've given her justice, an army and the Iron Fleet, yet she gives me no sign of affection. My heart is nearly broken."
(Convincing Argument)
33:29 (+3) Rhaegal:
Rhaegal accepts Jon as a dragonrider as they take flight for the first time.
Jon: "I don't know how to ride a dragon."
Daenerys: "Nobody does. Until they ride a dragon."
(New Follower/Prisoner)
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Episode 2: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms
Arya receives the new dragonglass spear she commissioned from Gendry. (New Weapon)
Episode 3: The Long Night
After killing the Night King, the White Walkers and wights all die off, saving the inhabits of Winterfell. (Victorious Battle)
Episode 4: The Last of the Starks
10:52 (+3) Gendry:
Gendry receives high marks on his peer reviews after the Battle of Winterfell, and he is legitimized as a non-bastard and named Lord Baratheon of Storm's End.

Daenerys Targaryen: "I think you should be Lord of Storm's End.
Gendry: "That can't be, I'm a bastard."
Daenerys: "No, you are Lord Gendry Baratheon of Storm's End. The lawful son of Robert Baratheon. Because that is what I have made you."
(New Title)
Arya and Sansa learn of Jon Snow's true heritage as a secret Targaryen and heir to the Iron Throne. (Secret Discovery)
Euron and the Iron Fleet ambush Daenerys Targaryen's fleet on their way to Dragonstone, shooting Rhaegal out of the sky from their ship-mounted Scorpions. (Kill of Named Character (Orchestrated))
Euron's Iron Fleet executes a devastating attack on Daenerys' armada, shooting down one of her dragons and sinking most of her ships just outside of Dragonstone. (Victorious Battle)
Euron has captured Missandei and delivered her to King's Landing following the surprise attack on Daenerys' fleet. (New Follower/Prisoner)
Episode 6: The Iron Throne
Arya commands her own ship and crew as she sails west to explore the Sunset Sea (Acquire a New Castle/City/Army/Loot)
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
Episode 1: Winterfell
Cersei: "20,000 men is it? is it?"
Harry Strickland: "Yes, your Grace. A few died in transit."
Euron Greyjoy: "They cheated at dice. Or maybe I cheated. Someone cheated."
(Funny Line)
Gendry: "I always knew you were just another rich girl."
Arya: "You don't know any other rich girls."
(Witty Insult)
Episode 2: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms
to Gendry: "I know Death. He's got many faces. I look forward to seeing this one. (Threat)
Sam defends his renowned fighting abilities
Jon Snow: "If you want to join them (Gilly and little Sam in the crypts)..."
Sam: "Everyone seems to forget that I was the first man to kill a White Walker. I've killed Thenns-"
Edd: "Thenn."
Sam: "I've saved Gilly more than once. I stole a *considerable* number of books from the Citadel library. Survived the Fist of the First Men. You need me out there!"
Edd: "Well if that's where it's come to we really are fucked."
(Funny Line)
Edd: "Samwell Tarly. Slayer of White Walkers, Lover of Ladies. As if we needed any more signs the world was ending." (Funny Line)
to Sandor and Beric: "I'm not spending my final hours with you two miserable old shits." (Witty Insult)
42:40 (+3) Gendry:
Gendry with the deflection as he gets grilled by Arya.
Gendry: "Then she (Melisandre) tied me up, stripped me down, put leeches all over me."
Arya: "Was that your first time?"
Gendry: "No, yeah, I've never had leeches put all over my cock."
(Funny Line)
to Gendry: "I'm not the Red Woman. Take your own bloody pants off." (Funny Line)
Episode 3: The Long Night
after handing her sister a dragonglass daggger:
Sansa: "I don't know how to use it."
Arya: "Stick them with the pointy end."
(Funny Line)
Episode 5: The Bells
after stabbing Jaime through the ribs: "You fought well... for a cripple." (Witty Insult)
Glasses of Wine Consumed
Episode 1: Winterfell
Euron drinks from his flask while chatting with Yara Greyjoy onboard his ship. He offers to Yara but she is apparently too proud to sell herself out for the fantasy points. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Episode 2: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms
Sandor shares his wineskin with Arya atop the ramparts of Winterfell. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Episode 4: The Last of the Starks
9:18 (+5) Gendry:
Gendry takes a drink before asking the Hound if he's seen Arya. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Acts of Intercourse
Episode 1: Winterfell
Euron chats with Cersei after a romp in her chambers. (Act of Intercourse)
Euron's right cheek is glimpsed as he pulls up his britches in Cersei's bedchambers. (Non-sexual Nude Scene)
Episode 2: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms
44:21 (+15) Arya Stark:
Arya spends her last night rolling around with Gendry among the burlap sacks. "We're probably going to die soon. I want to know what it's like before that happens." (Act of Intercourse)
44:21 (+5) Gendry:
Gendry and Arya spend possibly their last night rolling among the burlap sacks. "We're probably going to die soon. I want to know what it's like before that happens." (Act of Intercourse)
A Game of Thrones
Episode 4: The Last of the Starks
Euron sits in the gunner's seat of the Scorpion aboard his ship, as the Iron Fleet chases down Daenerys' dragons. (Basic Seat)
Episode 6: The Iron Throne
44:21 (+1) Gendry:
Gendry is seated as the Lords and Ladies of Westeros meet in the Dragonpit for Tyrion Lannister's trial. (Basic Seat)
Arya sits back down after the Lords rise to anoint Bran as King of Six Kingdoms. (Basic Seat)
55:11 (+1) Gendry:
Gendry sits back down after the Lords rise to anoint Bran Stark as King of Six Kingdoms. (Basic Seat)
Deaths
Episode 3: The Long Night
Edd's body is shown on the ground as he reanimates as an undead wight. (Dead Body Appearance)
The White Walker lieutenants explode into ice shards in a chain effect after the Night King falls to Arya's stab. (Death)
Wight Eddison Tollet dies with the Night King if she has not already died in a previous battle. (Death)
Episode 4: The Last of the Starks
Edd's body lies atop a funeral pyre after the Battle of Winterfell as Samwell Tarly says his goodbye. (Dead Body Appearance)
53:32 (+5) Rhaegal:
Rhaegal is hit by three scorpion bolts from Euron and the Greyjoy fleet, falling out of the sky and plunging into the waters next to Dragonstone. (Death)
Episode 5: The Bells
Captain Strickland is javelin'd through the back by Grey Worm, as he flees from the Unsullied forces charging the King's Landing gate. (Death)
Euron bleeds out on the stones of the sea cave below King's Landing, having been stabbed through by Jaime.

"I'm the man who killed Jaime Lannister."
(Death)
Special
Episode 1: Winterfell
Euron questions Cersei about his performance compared to her other lovers.
Euron: "So how do I compare to the fat king?"
Cersei: "You're insulting my late husband?"
Euron: "Are you offended?"
Cersei: "Robert had a different whore every night, but he still didn't know his way around a woman's body."
Euron: "And the Kingslayer?"
Cersei: "You enjoy risking your neck, don't you?"
(Special)
to Cersei: "I'm going to put a prince in your belly." (Special)
36:40 (+3) Gendry:
Gendry pours out the crucible of molten dragonglass, using it to cast obsidian arrowheads. (Special)
36:55 (+3) Gendry:
Gendry shows off the huge dragonglass battleaxe he forged. "It isn't easy making a blade that big with dragonglass." (Special)
Episode 2: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms
8:29 (+3) Gendry:
Gendry tends to the coals in the forge at Winterfell and starts to hammer a piece of metal. (Special)
41:42 (+3) Gendry:
Gendry delivers the dragonglass spear he forged for Arya. (Special)
Episode 3: The Long Night
43:38 (+3) Rhaegal:
Rhaegal does another 360 barrel roll as Jon tries to get him back in control. (Special)
Episode 5: The Bells
Jaime: "You're no King."
Euron: "Oh, but I am. And I fucked the Queen."
(Special)
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The Feels
Episode 1: Winterfell
Arya and Jon finally reunite in the Godswood of Winterfell and compare their fancy swords.
Arya: "I'm defending our family. And so is she (Sansa)."
Jon: "I'm her family too."
Arya: "Don't forget that."
(Warm Fuzzy Moment)
Arya and Gendry reunite in the Winterfell forge, and share some banter from their days on the road.
Gendry: "It's not a bad place to grow up, if it wasn't so cold."
Arya: "Stay close to that forge, then."
Gendry: "Is that a command, Lady Stark?"
Arya: "Don't call me that."
Gendry: "As you wish, m'lady."
(Warm Fuzzy Moment)
38:22 (+5) Gendry:
Arya and Gendry reunite in the Winterfell forge, and share some banter from their days on the road.
Gendry: "It's not a bad place to grow up, if it wasn't so cold."
Arya: "Stay close to that forge, then."
Gendry: "Is that a command, Lady Stark?"
Arya: "Don't call me that."
Gendry: "As you wish, m'lady."
(Warm Fuzzy Moment)
Edd and Tormund Giantsbane stumble upon each other at the Last Hearth.

Edd: "Stand back, he's got blue eyes!"
Tormund: "I've always had blue eyes!!"
(Ridiculously Funny Moment)
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Episode 2: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms
The three remaining Night's Watch members share some banter and reflect on their beginnings.
Samwell: "Think back to where we started. Us, Grenn, Pyp."
Jon: "Now it's just us three."
Edd: "Last man left, burn the rest of us."
(Warm Fuzzy Moment)
Arya and the Hound share a drink atop the ramparts of Winterfell.

Arya: "No, I mean, what are you doing up here? You joined the Brotherhood. You went beyond the Wall with Jon. You're here now. Why? When was the last time you fought for anyone but yourself?"
Sandor: "I fought for you, didn't I?"
(Warm Fuzzy Moment)
Episode 3: The Long Night
Melisandre: "What do we say to to the God of Death?"
Arya: "Not today."
(Warm Fuzzy Moment)
Episode 4: The Last of the Starks
23:32 (+5) Gendry:
Gendry proposes to Arya.

"I don't know how to be Lord of anything. I hardly know how to use a fork. All I know is that you're beautiful, and I love you, and none of it will be worth anything if you're not with me. So be with me. Be my wife. Be the Lady of Storm's End."
(Warm Fuzzy Moment)
Arya and Sansa stage a family intervention with Jon Snow to bring him back to the Stark side.

Jon: "I've never been a Stark."
Sansa: "You are. You're just as much Ned Stark's child as any of us."
Arya: "You're my brother. Not my half-brother or my bastard brother. My brother."
(Warm Fuzzy Moment)
Episode 5: The Bells
Sandor reflects on the bitter end that revenge has brought him to, as he wards Arya away from following his same path.

Sandor: "She's dead. And you'll be dead too if you don't get out of here."
Arya: "I'm going to kill her."
Sandor: "You think you wanted revenge a long time? I've been after it all my life. It's all I care about. And look at me. Look at me! You wanna be like me? You come with me, you die here."
(Sad Feels)
Arya gazes over the devastation left in King's Landing, finding the charred remains of the mom and daughter who helped her survive. (Sad Feels)
Episode 6: The Iron Throne
The Starks share their farewells with Jon Snow before he is exiled off to the Night's Watch. Arya informs the Starks of her plans to leave Westeros to explore west across the sea.

Jon: "You have your Needle?"
Arya: "Right here."
(Warm Fuzzy Moment)