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Podrick’s Pleasure Palace | Fantasora

Podrick’s Pleasure Palace

Game of Friends 2.0

Owner: clairemellodavis

2-4, 48 roto pts (#3)
Z-Score: 0.288 (percentile: 61.33%)
Weeks at #1: 1
Categories won: Acts of Intercourse (45)
Best Week: Episode 1: Winterfell (+12.5 roto points)
Team MVP: Jorah Mormont (picked #21, 108 points, 31.95% of team total)
Longest winstreak: W-1

Roster Stats

Character Drafted Total Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Kills Cmd. Thrones Deaths Special Feels
#21 108 52 6 0 0 35 0 0 7 3 5
#12 89 0 15 12 10 0 0 11 0 6 35
#28 60 20 3 3 5 5 0 2 0 12 10
#5 51 0 17 3 5 5 0 6 7 3 5
#37 30 10 0 3 0 0 0 0 14 3 0
#60 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
#53 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
#44 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Totals 338 82 41 21 20 45 0 19 28 27 55

Roster

charId Character Special
18
* +1 special point every time she pours wine or requests a glass be poured
* +1 point when someone (excl. Jaime) references incest with Jaime or her childrens' bastardy directly to her
* 2x multiplier for sex acts involving incest (first cousin or closer)
5
* Lady's actions contribute to her points.
* +1 point in every scene she cries
32
* +1 point when he explains to someone he has Greyscale
* +1 point in each scene that Jorah serves as an encyclopedia for Essos culture.
* +1 point each time Daenerys convinces him to go on a mission / do something that doesn't involve being anywhere around her (friendzone)
80
+1 point for each act of blacksmithing.
258
+1 whenever she puts an adult in their place
283
95
264
Kills
Episode 3: The Long Night
Jorah slashes two wights while on horseback, before his horse is taken down by a gang tackle of wights. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
19:11 (+2) Gendry:
Gendry brings his dragonglass axe down onto a wight. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
24:47 (+2) Gendry:
Gendry smacks a kneeling wight with his axe as he runs towards the Winterfell walls. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Jorah kills two wights as he covers the retreat of the Northern armies back into Winterfell. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Jorah stabs through a wight as the phalanx of Unsullied escort Melisandre outside the Winterfell gate. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Jorah stabs a wight through the stomach. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
37:16 (+2) Gendry:
Gendry cuts down the first wight over the wall. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Jorah slashes two wights while defending the wall, splashing their blood across the ramparts. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Jorah a wight as it tries to climb over the castle wall. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Jorah stabs one of the wights after pulling them off of Samwell Tarly. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Jorah stabs through a wight as his friendzone-sense tells him that the dragons and his Queen are in danger. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Jorah swoops in to Daenerys' rescue after she falls from Drogon, lopping off the head of a wight. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
64:33 (+10) Gendry:
Gendry slashes down five wights as he and Tormund battle atop a mountain of wights and bodies. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Jorah fights off 6 wights while defending Daenerys outside the walls of Winterfell. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
67:54 (+4) Gendry:
Gendry cuts down two wights as he and Tormund fight atop a mound of wights. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Jorah fights off four wights as he defends Daenerys. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Jorah fights off 3 more wights as he is cut down to the ground. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Jorah kills one more wight as he lays kneeling on the ground. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Political Wins
Episode 1: Winterfell
Cersei gains the sellsword services of the Golden Company.
Cersei: "In any event, you are most welcome here in King's Landing, Captain Strickland."
Harry Stickland: "We look forward to fighting on your behalf, Your Grace."
(Acquire a New Castle/City/Army/Loot)
Along with the Golden Company, Cersei gains their Captain Harry Strickland as a follower. (New Follower/Prisoner)
Episode 2: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms
Jorah convinces Daenerys to forgive Tyrion's failures and keep him on as Hand of the Queen. (Convincing Argument)
Theon returns North and pledges his services to Sansa. "I want to fight for Winterfell, Lady Sansa. If you'll have me." (New Follower/Prisoner)
Samwell gifts the Tarly family sword to Jorah.

Samwell: "And I'd love to defend them with it. But I can't really hold it upright. Your father, he taught me how to be a man. How to do what's right. This is right."
(New Weapon)
Episode 3: The Long Night
Episode 4: The Last of the Starks
10:52 (+3) Gendry:
Gendry receives high marks on his peer reviews after the Battle of Winterfell, and he is legitimized as a non-bastard and named Lord Baratheon of Storm's End.

Daenerys Targaryen: "I think you should be Lord of Storm's End.
Gendry: "That can't be, I'm a bastard."
Daenerys: "No, you are Lord Gendry Baratheon of Storm's End. The lawful son of Robert Baratheon. Because that is what I have made you."
(New Title)
Arya and Sansa learn of Jon Snow's true heritage as a secret Targaryen and heir to the Iron Throne. (Secret Discovery)
Sansa breaks her promise to Jon, divulging his secret heritage to Tyrion Lannister. "What if there's someone else? Someone better?" (Act of Betrayal)
As a result of the Iron Fleet attacks on Daenerys' ships, Cersei captures Missandei. (New Follower/Prisoner)
Cersei carries through on her threat as the Mountain beheads the prisoner Missandei in front of Daenerys and her advisors during the attempted parley. (Kill of Named Character (Orchestrated))
Episode 6: The Iron Throne
Sansa defies the rule of Bran Stark and proclaims that the North will secede from the Seven Kingdoms.

"...tens of thousands of Northmen fell in the Great War defending all of Westeros. And those who survived have seen too much and fought too hard ever to kneel again. The North will remain an independent kingdom, as it was for thousands of years."
(Executive Decision)
Sansa is declared the Queen in the new, independent North (New Title)
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
Episode 1: Winterfell
Tyrion: "Last time we spoke was at Joffrey's wedding. Miserable affair."
Sansa: "It had its moments."
(Funny Line)
to Tyrion, for thinking Cersei would honor the agreement to support them with the Lannister Army: "I used to think you were the cleverest man alive." (Witty Insult)
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"I wanted those elephants." (Funny Line)
Episode 2: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms
42:40 (+3) Gendry:
Gendry with the deflection as he gets grilled by Arya.
Gendry: "Then she (Melisandre) tied me up, stripped me down, put leeches all over me."
Arya: "Was that your first time?"
Gendry: "No, yeah, I've never had leeches put all over my cock."
(Funny Line)
Episode 4: The Last of the Starks
Sansa: "... he got what he deserved. I gave it to him."
Sandor: "How?"
Sansa: "Hounds."
(Funny Line)
Episode 6: The Iron Throne
Edmure Tully: "I suppose this is the most important moment of our lives. What we decide today will reverberate through the annals of history. I stand before you as one of the senior lords in the country. A veteran of two wars. And I like to think my experience has led to some small skill in statecraft - and underst-
Sansa: "Uncle? Please sit."
(Witty Insult)
Glasses of Wine Consumed
Episode 1: Winterfell
Episode 4: The Last of the Starks
9:18 (+5) Gendry:
Gendry takes a drink before asking the Hound if he's seen Arya. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Sansa stuffs her face with another cup as Gendry scoots his way down the aisle. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Acts of Intercourse
Episode 1: Winterfell
Cersei chats with Euron after a romp in her chambers. (Act of Intercourse)
Jorah gently caresses the Khaleesi's elbow as he points out where Samwell is in the library. (Act of Intercourse)
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Episode 2: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms
44:21 (+5) Gendry:
Gendry and Arya spend possibly their last night rolling among the burlap sacks. "We're probably going to die soon. I want to know what it's like before that happens." (Act of Intercourse)
Episode 3: The Long Night
Jorah picks Daenerys up off the ground after she falls from Drogon's back. (Act of Intercourse)
Daenerys helps a wounded Jorah up. (Act of Intercourse)
Daenerys fulfills a man's dying wish and reaches out to touch Ser Jorah's elbow. (Act of Intercourse)
Jorah dies in the arms of a tearful Daenerys, having successfully defended her from the onslaught of wights. (Act of Intercourse)
Episode 4: The Last of the Starks
A Game of Thrones
Episode 1: Winterfell
Sansa sits at the head of the table alongside Jon Snow as they host the Northern Lords at Winterfell. (Basic Seat)
Cersei greets the captain of the Golden Company, Harry Strickland, from the Iron Throne. (Iron Throne)
Cersei sits down with a glass of wine in her bedchambers after her session with Euron Greyjoy. (Basic Seat)
Sansa sits in her chambers as she discusses the cowardice of Robbet Glover, who is not sending his troops. (Basic Seat)
Episode 2: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms
Sansa is seated at the head table in Winterfell as the court interrogates Jaime Lannister. (Basic Seat)
Sansa sits down with Daenerys during their 1:1 chat. (Basic Seat)
Episode 4: The Last of the Starks
Sansa sits at the head table during the celebratory feast at Winterfell. (Basic Seat)
Episode 6: The Iron Throne
Sansa is seated as the Lords and Ladies of Westeros meet in the Dragonpit for Tyrion Lannister's trial. (Basic Seat)
44:21 (+1) Gendry:
Gendry is seated as the Lords and Ladies of Westeros meet in the Dragonpit for Tyrion Lannister's trial. (Basic Seat)
Sansa sits back down after the Lords rise to anoint Bran Stark as King of Six Kingdoms. (Basic Seat)
55:11 (+1) Gendry:
Gendry sits back down after the Lords rise to anoint Bran Stark as King of Six Kingdoms. (Basic Seat)
Sansa takes her throne in the Winterfell Great Hall as Queen in the North (Seat of Power)
Deaths
Episode 3: The Long Night
Lyanna is crushed to death by a Wight Giant, taking it down with her as she stabs it with a dragonglass dagger. (Death)
Lyanna's body is shown on the floor before she reanimates as an undead wight. (Dead Body Appearance)
Wight Lyanna Mormont dies with the Night King if she has not already died in a previous battle. (Death)
Jorah dies in the arms of a tearful Daenerys, having successfully defended her from the onslaught of wights. (Death)
Episode 4: The Last of the Starks
Jorah's body lies on top of a funeral pyre after the Battle of Winterfell. (Dead Body Appearance)
Jon approaches Lyanna Mormont's body as they light the funeral pyres to honor the dead after the Battle of Winterfell. (Dead Body Appearance)
Episode 5: The Bells
Jaime reassures Cersei in their final moments in the cellars of the Red Keep, as the castle collapses down around them.

"Nothing else matters. Nothing else matters. Only us."
(Death)
Episode 6: The Iron Throne
Tyrion finds Cersei's and Jaime's bodies in the rubble beneath the collapsed Red Keep (Dead Body Appearance)
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Special
Episode 1: Winterfell
Euron: "How do I compare? To the fat king."
Cersei: "Robert had a different whore every night, but he still didn't know his way around a woman's body."
Euron: "And the Kingslayer?"
(Special)
36:40 (+3) Gendry:
Gendry pours out the crucible of molten dragonglass, using it to cast obsidian arrowheads. (Special)
36:55 (+3) Gendry:
Gendry shows off the huge dragonglass battleaxe he forged. "It isn't easy making a blade that big with dragonglass." (Special)
Jorah reunites with Sam and they talk about his former Greyscale condition.
Dany: "The man who saved Ser Jorah when no one else could."
Jorah: "They could. They just wouldn't."
(Special)
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Episode 2: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms
8:29 (+3) Gendry:
Gendry tends to the coals in the forge at Winterfell and starts to hammer a piece of metal. (Special)
41:42 (+3) Gendry:
Gendry delivers the dragonglass spear he forged for Arya. (Special)
Lyanna tells off Jorah Mormont for trying to convince her to stay safe in the crypts.

Lyanna: "I have trained my men, women and children. I have fought before. I can fight again.
JORAH: "Please, listen to me. You're the future of our house."
LYANNA: "I don't need you to remind me of that."
Jorah: "You'll be safer in the crypt. These things we're fighting-
Lyanna: "I will not hide underground. I pledged to fight for the North - and I will fight."
Samwell, interrupting: "Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to-"
Lyanna: "It's all right. We're done here."
(Special)
Episode 4: The Last of the Starks
The Feels
Episode 1: Winterfell
38:22 (+5) Gendry:
Arya and Gendry reunite in the Winterfell forge, and share some banter from their days on the road.
Gendry: "It's not a bad place to grow up, if it wasn't so cold."
Arya: "Stay close to that forge, then."
Gendry: "Is that a command, Lady Stark?"
Arya: "Don't call me that."
Gendry: "As you wish, m'lady."
(Warm Fuzzy Moment)
Episode 2: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms
Jorah receives Heartsbane, Tarly family sword from Samwell, as a remembrance to his father, the Lord Commander Jeor Mormont.

Samwell: "And I'd love to defend them with it. But I can't really hold it upright. Your father, he taught me how to be a man. How to do what's right. This is right."
(Warm Fuzzy Moment)
Episode 3: The Long Night
Sansa and Tyrion wax nostalgic to their King's Landing days, and all the trials they've endured since

Tyrion: "Maybe we should have stayed married."
Sansa: "You were the best of them."
(Warm Fuzzy Moment)
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As the dead make their way into the Crypts, Sansa and Tyrion hide behind a tomb and share a tender moment. Tyrion kisses her hand as they pull out their weapons and join the fray. (Warm Fuzzy Moment)
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Episode 4: The Last of the Starks
Sansa grieves over the body of Theon Greyjoy as the forces at Winterfell gather to honor the dead. She leaves him with her Stark brooch before lighting the funeral pyre. (Sad Feels)
Sandor Clegane and Sansa talk about their long journeys and roads not taken.

Sandor: " You've changed, Little Bird. None of it would have happened if you'd left King's Landing with me. No Littlefinger, no Ramsay none of it."
Sansa: "Without Littlefinger, and Ramsay, and the rest... I would have stayed a Little Bird all my life."
(Warm Fuzzy Moment)
23:32 (+5) Gendry:
Gendry proposes to Arya.

"I don't know how to be Lord of anything. I hardly know how to use a fork. All I know is that you're beautiful, and I love you, and none of it will be worth anything if you're not with me. So be with me. Be my wife. Be the Lady of Storm's End."
(Warm Fuzzy Moment)
Arya and Sansa stage a family intervention with Jon Snow to bring him back to the Stark side.

Jon: "I've never been a Stark."
Sansa: "You are. You're just as much Ned Stark's child as any of us."
Arya: "You're my brother. Not my half-brother or my bastard brother. My brother."
(Warm Fuzzy Moment)
Episode 5: The Bells
Jaime reassures Cersei in their final moments in the cellars of the Red Keep, as the castle collapses down around them.

"Nothing else matters. Nothing else matters. Only us."
(Sad Feels)
Episode 6: The Iron Throne
The Starks share their farewells with Jon Snow before he is exiled off to the Night's Watch.

Sansa: "But they (the North) lost their King."
Jon: "Ned Stark's daughter will speak for them. She's the best they could ask for."
(Warm Fuzzy Moment)