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2-4, 25.5 roto pts (#5)
Z-Score: -0.893 (percentile: 18.58%)
Weeks at #1: 0
Categories won: Kills (2282), Acts of Intercourse (35)
Best Week: Episode 3: The Long Night (+5.5 roto points)
Team MVP: Drogon (picked #6, 2159 points, 84.83% of team total)
Longest winstreak: W-1

Roster Stats

Character Drafted Total Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Thrones Deaths Special Feels
#6 2159 2132 0 0 0 0 0 0 6 21
#18 155 72 6 15 25 0 0 10 9 18
#19 108 52 6 0 0 35 0 7 3 5
#7 89 0 15 12 10 0 11 0 6 35
#30 29 26 0 0 0 0 0 0 3 0
#31 5 0 0 0 0 0 0 5 0 0
#43 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
#42 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Totals 2545 2282 27 27 35 35 11 22 27 79

Roster

charId Character Special
387
* each time he is mounted by a new dragonrider (Political Follower points)
* on-screen barrel rolls completed (360° rotations in the air)
* objects burned in non-combat situations
5
* Lady's actions contribute to her points.
* +1 point in every scene she cries
81
* +1 point for scenes where he eats
* 2x multiplier for actions performed while confronted by fire
32
* +1 point when he explains to someone he has Greyscale
* +1 point in each scene that Jorah serves as an encyclopedia for Essos culture.
* +1 point each time Daenerys convinces him to go on a mission / do something that doesn't involve being anywhere around her (friendzone)
396
* glowing blue eyes (each set) simply staring at human characters without taking action (e.g. not attacking/pursuing)
377
105
+1 every time he dons a new disguise
In the event that a Faceless Man's identity is ambiguous, points are awarded to the character whose face is worn at the time of the scoring event.
263
+1 each time he asks a rhetorical questions he already knows the answer to
Kills
Episode 3: The Long Night
16:16 (+10) Drogon:
Drogon arrives to the battlefield, lighting up a line of wights behind Jaime. 5 wights are thrown up in the air from the blast. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
16:43 (+44) Drogon:
Drogon torches the rear of the wight formation, burning 22 visible wights in the blast area (Kill of Unnamed Character)
18:21 (+56) Drogon:
Drogon attacks from overhead, incinerating a line of wights and a wight giant. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Jorah slashes two wights while on horseback, before his horse is taken down by a gang tackle of wights. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
The Hound hacks away at 3 wights with his dragonglass axe. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Jorah kills two wights as he covers the retreat of the Northern armies back into Winterfell. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
The Hound cuts down a spinning wight as he covers the group's retreat to Winterfell. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Clegane slashes down a wight as the phalanx of Unsullied escort Melisandre outside the Winterfell gate. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Jorah stabs through a wight as the phalanx of Unsullied escort Melisandre outside the Winterfell gate. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Sandor cuts down another wight as time frantically ticks down for the Red Woman's firestarters to work. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Jorah stabs a wight through the stomach. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
33:21 (+40) Drogon:
As Bran's warged ravens fly across the battlefield, the dragons continue to torch the wights army outside the walls of Winterfell. 40 wights are thrown up/incinerated in the blast (unknown dragon, score split evenly across dragons) (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Sandor brings his axe down on a wight as it attempts to scale the wall, sending it tumbling back down to the bottom. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Jorah slashes two wights while defending the wall, splashing their blood across the ramparts. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Jorah a wight as it tries to climb over the castle wall. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Jorah stabs one of the wights after pulling them off of Samwell Tarly. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
The Wight Giant bursts through the door and starts launching homeruns with his club, swatting away 5 Mormont soldiers. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
The Wight Giant kicks through the line of czech hedgehogs, obliterating them and sending three Mormont soldiers flying. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
The Wight Giant picks up the charging Lyanna Mormont, crushing in her plate armor with its bare hand. (Kill of Named Character)
Clegane fights off two wights, knocking out one's head and kicking another. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
56:09 (+10) Drogon:
After Daenerys unseats the Night King, Drogon bites down and snaps Viserion's neck. (Kill of Named Character)
Jorah stabs through a wight as his friendzone-sense tells him that the dragons and his Queen are in danger. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
62:29 (+18) Drogon:
Drogon burns seven wights as he and Daenerys ride in to save Jon. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
62:59 (+8) Drogon:
Four additional wights wither in the flames as Jon rushes towards Winterfell to save Bran. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
63:16 (+12) Drogon:
As the horde of wights pile onto Drogon's back, he chomps down on a mouthful to try and fend them off. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
63:17 (+2) Drogon:
Desperate to get rid of the wights, Drogon flails and shakes, and stomps on two wights in the process (Kill of Unnamed Character)
63:39 (+10) Drogon:
Drogon shakes off the wights on his back, throwing down a wighted Qhono. (Kill of Named Character)
Jorah swoops in to Daenerys' rescue after she falls from Drogon, lopping off the head of a wight. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Jorah fights off 6 wights while defending Daenerys outside the walls of Winterfell. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Jorah fights off four wights as he defends Daenerys. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Jorah fights off 3 more wights as he is cut down to the ground. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Jorah kills one more wight as he lays kneeling on the ground. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Episode 5: The Bells
13:42 (+10) Drogon:
Drogon incinerates Varys on the shores outside Dragonstone

Daenerys: "Lord Varys - I, Daenerys of House Targaryen, first of my name, Breaker of Chains and Mother of Dragons, sentence you to die. ... Dracarys."
(Kill of Named Character)
36:01 (+46) Drogon:
After burning the Iron Fleet, Drogon and Daenerys set their sights on the city, torching the defensive Scorpions and their gunner crews atop the walls of King's Landing. 23 Lannister soldiers are burned on-screen. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
36:54 (+678) Drogon:
Drogon and Daenerys blast through the King's Landing gate with an explosion of dragonfire - blowing away 299 sellswords at the center column of the Golden Company, 32 sellswords on the right flank, and 8 Scorpion gunners atop the ramparts. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
37:04 (+2) Drogon:
Harry Strickland's white horse is killed in the fireblast as Drogon and Daenerys blow open the King's Landing gates. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
37:16 (+16) Drogon:
8 sellswords from the Golden Company are burned alive after Daenerys and Drogon blast through the King's Landing gate from behind. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
38:21 (+4) Drogon:
Drogon and Daenerys wipe out two Lannister soldiers atop a building in a drive-by fireblasting. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
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38:51 (+104) Drogon:
Drogon and Daenerys return outside the gates to roast 52 Golden Company sellswords from above. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
38:55 (+542) Drogon:
Drogon and Daenerys strafe the fleeing Golden Company outside the gates of King's Landing, burning 271 soldiers in the tracking shot. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
38:58 (+14) Drogon:
7 Golden Company soldiers are shown engulfed in flames after Drogon and Daenerys' strafing run (Kill of Unnamed Character)
39:23 (+46) Drogon:
Drogon and Daenerys make a run along the city walls of King's Landing, taking out 7 Scorpion batteries and their gunner crews. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
46:06 (+60) Drogon:
Grief-stricken, Daenerys takes Drogon on a destruction derby, burning civilians and soldiers alike as she flies towards the Red Keep (Kill of Unnamed Character)
47:53 (+14) Drogon:
7 Lannister soldiers are burned after surrendering as Daenerys burns a path of destruction on the way to the Red Keep (Kill of Unnamed Character)
48:02 (+160) Drogon:
Daenerys and Drogon continue their reign of terror, indiscriminately burning civilians in the streets of King's Landing. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
51:58 (+170) Drogon:
A portion of the Red Keep collapses, crushing a group of 85 civilians below. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
57:57 (+4) Drogon:
The Red Keep continues to collapse under the repeated attacks by Daenerys and Drogon, crushing two of Cersei's Queensguard in the rubble. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Sandor deftly handles 4 of Cersei's Queensguard as he confronts her and his brother Gregor escaping the Red Keep. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
66:04 (+4) Drogon:
Two people fall off a collapse building as King's Landing begins to crumble into ruin from Drogon and Daenerys' rampage (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Sandor tackles Gregor Clegane and carries him through the crumbling ruins of the Red Keep and into the burning city below. (Kill of Named Character)
Sandor sacrifices himself to tackle Gregor Clegane, carrying the both of them tumbling through the crumbling ruins of the Red Keep and into the burning city below. (Kill of Named Character)
71:49 (+26) Drogon:
In their last strafing run, Drogon and Daenerys burn a street of civilians, including the mom and daughter who helped Arya escape. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
73:43 (+20) Drogon:
After repeated explosions and dragonfire, the Red Keep collapses, burying Jaime and Cersei Lannister in the dungeons below. (Kill of Named Character)
75:51 (+1) Drogon:
Arya survives the destruction of King's Landing, bloodied and lung cancered from the ordeal. (Minor Injury of Named Character)
Political Wins
Episode 1: Winterfell
Sandor receives a massive dragonglass battleaxe forged by Gendry, and thanks him with insults.
"You know who makes weapons for the Wildlings? Cripples and cocksuckers - which one are you?"
(New Weapon)
Episode 2: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms
Jorah convinces Daenerys to forgive Tyrion's failures and keep him on as Hand of the Queen. (Convincing Argument)
Theon returns North and pledges his services to Sansa. "I want to fight for Winterfell, Lady Sansa. If you'll have me." (New Follower/Prisoner)
Samwell gifts the Tarly family sword to Jorah.

Samwell: "And I'd love to defend them with it. But I can't really hold it upright. Your father, he taught me how to be a man. How to do what's right. This is right."
(New Weapon)
Episode 4: The Last of the Starks
Arya and Sansa learn of Jon Snow's true heritage as a secret Targaryen and heir to the Iron Throne. (Secret Discovery)
Sansa breaks her promise to Jon, divulging his secret heritage to Tyrion Lannister. "What if there's someone else? Someone better?" (Act of Betrayal)
Episode 5: The Bells
Sandor reflects on the bitter end that revenge has brought him to, as he wards Arya away from following his same path.

Sandor: "She's dead. And you'll be dead too if you don't get out of here."
Arya: "I'm going to kill her."
Sandor: "You think you wanted revenge a long time? I've been after it all my life. It's all I care about. And look at me. Look at me! You wanna be like me? You come with me, you die here."
(Convincing Argument)
Episode 6: The Iron Throne
Sansa defies the rule of Bran Stark and proclaims that the North will secede from the Seven Kingdoms.

"...tens of thousands of Northmen fell in the Great War defending all of Westeros. And those who survived have seen too much and fought too hard ever to kneel again. The North will remain an independent kingdom, as it was for thousands of years."
(Executive Decision)
Sansa is declared the Queen in the new, independent North (New Title)
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
Episode 1: Winterfell
Tyrion: "Last time we spoke was at Joffrey's wedding. Miserable affair."
Sansa: "It had its moments."
(Funny Line)
to Tyrion, for thinking Cersei would honor the agreement to support them with the Lannister Army: "I used to think you were the cleverest man alive." (Witty Insult)
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"You're a cold little bitch aren't you? I guess that's why you're still alive." (Witty Insult)
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Episode 2: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms
to Arya: "You never used to shut up, now you're just sitting there like a mute." (Funny Line)
As Beric walks by to interrupt the moment between Arya Stark and Sandor:

"Oh for fuck's sake - may as well be at a bloody wedding."
(Funny Line)
Beric Dondarrion: "The Lord of Light has brought us together all the same. This is his moment. When light-"
Sandor: "Thoros isn't here anymore, so I hope you're not about to give a sermon. Because if you are, the Lord of Light's gonna wonder why he brought you back 19 times just to watch you die when I chuck you over this fucking wall."
(Threat)
Episode 4: The Last of the Starks
Sansa: "... he got what he deserved. I gave it to him."
Sandor: "How?"
Sansa: "Hounds."
(Funny Line)
Episode 6: The Iron Throne
Edmure Tully: "I suppose this is the most important moment of our lives. What we decide today will reverberate through the annals of history. I stand before you as one of the senior lords in the country. A veteran of two wars. And I like to think my experience has led to some small skill in statecraft - and underst-
Sansa: "Uncle? Please sit."
(Witty Insult)
Glasses of Wine Consumed
Episode 2: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms
Sandor drinks from his wineskin atop the ramparts of Winterfell. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Episode 3: The Long Night
The Hound takes a drink after admonishing Gendry for his thirst.

Gendry: "Look, it's not about that."
Sandor: "Of course it's about that, you twat. Why shouldn't it be? The dead are dead. You're not."
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
Episode 4: The Last of the Starks
Sansa stuffs her face with another cup as Gendry scoots his way down the aisle. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Sandor takes a sip in the blurry background as Davos and Tyrion talk about Melisandre. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Clegane takes another bitter drink as growls at a Northern girl who attempts to hit on him. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Sandor drinks from his refill as he talks bluntly with Sansa about her experiences. "You've changed, little bird." (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Acts of Intercourse
Episode 1: Winterfell
Jorah gently caresses the Khaleesi's elbow as he points out where Samwell is in the library. (Act of Intercourse)
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Episode 3: The Long Night
Jorah picks Daenerys up off the ground after she falls from Drogon's back. (Act of Intercourse)
Daenerys helps a wounded Jorah up. (Act of Intercourse)
Daenerys fulfills a man's dying wish and reaches out to touch Ser Jorah's elbow. (Act of Intercourse)
Jorah dies in the arms of a tearful Daenerys, having successfully defended her from the onslaught of wights. (Act of Intercourse)
Episode 4: The Last of the Starks
A Game of Thrones
Episode 1: Winterfell
Sansa sits at the head of the table alongside Jon Snow as they host the Northern Lords at Winterfell. (Basic Seat)
Sansa sits in her chambers as she discusses the cowardice of Robbet Glover, who is not sending his troops. (Basic Seat)
Episode 2: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms
Sansa is seated at the head table in Winterfell as the court interrogates Jaime Lannister. (Basic Seat)
Sansa sits down with Daenerys during their 1:1 chat. (Basic Seat)
Episode 4: The Last of the Starks
Sansa sits at the head table during the celebratory feast at Winterfell. (Basic Seat)
Episode 6: The Iron Throne
Sansa is seated as the Lords and Ladies of Westeros meet in the Dragonpit for Tyrion Lannister's trial. (Basic Seat)
Sansa sits back down after the Lords rise to anoint Bran Stark as King of Six Kingdoms. (Basic Seat)
Sansa takes her throne in the Winterfell Great Hall as Queen in the North (Seat of Power)
Deaths
Episode 3: The Long Night
Jorah dies in the arms of a tearful Daenerys, having successfully defended her from the onslaught of wights. (Death)
Episode 4: The Last of the Starks
Jorah's body lies on top of a funeral pyre after the Battle of Winterfell. (Dead Body Appearance)
Episode 5: The Bells
Captain Strickland is javelin'd through the back by Grey Worm, as he flees from the Unsullied forces charging the King's Landing gate. (Death)
Sandor sacrifices himself to tackle Gregor Clegane, carrying the both of them tumbling through the crumbling ruins of the Red Keep and into the burning city below. (Death)
Special
Episode 1: Winterfell
Jorah reunites with Sam and they talk about his former Greyscale condition.
Dany: "The man who saved Ser Jorah when no one else could."
Jorah: "They could. They just wouldn't."
(Special)
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Episode 2: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms
Episode 3: The Long Night
A wight giant picks up the little Lyanna Mormont to raise her up to optimal eye-stabbing height. (Special)
Episode 4: The Last of the Starks
Sandor scoops at a shepherd's pie in his bowl during the Feast of Winterfell, in a strong foreshadowing to the Cleganebowl that was Promised. (Special)
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Sandor chews on a piece of jerky as he rides solo out of Winterfell. (Special)
Episode 6: The Iron Throne
40:23 (+3) Drogon:
In anguish over his mother's death, Drogon burns down the ruined walls of the throne room in the Red Keep. (Special)
40:59 (+3) Drogon:
In anguish over his mother's death, Drogon melts down the Iron Throne. (Special)
The Feels
Episode 1: Winterfell
36:34 (+3) Drogon:
As he tries to get his makeout session on with Daenerys, Jon enters a staring contest with Drogon who is watching with great interest. (Ridiculously Funny Moment)
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Episode 2: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms
Arya and the Hound share a drink atop the ramparts of Winterfell.

Arya: "No, I mean, what are you doing up here? You joined the Brotherhood. You went beyond the Wall with Jon. You're here now. Why? When was the last time you fought for anyone but yourself?"
Sandor: "I fought for you, didn't I?"
(Warm Fuzzy Moment)
Jorah receives Heartsbane, Tarly family sword from Samwell, as a remembrance to his father, the Lord Commander Jeor Mormont.

Samwell: "And I'd love to defend them with it. But I can't really hold it upright. Your father, he taught me how to be a man. How to do what's right. This is right."
(Warm Fuzzy Moment)
Episode 3: The Long Night
Sansa and Tyrion wax nostalgic to their King's Landing days, and all the trials they've endured since

Tyrion: "Maybe we should have stayed married."
Sansa: "You were the best of them."
(Warm Fuzzy Moment)
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63:13 (+3) Drogon:
Daenerys realizes why bus drivers never wait as she and Drogon get inundated with 57 fare-skipping hop-ons. (I've made a huge mistake.)
As the dead make their way into the Crypts, Sansa and Tyrion hide behind a tomb and share a tender moment. Tyrion kisses her hand as they pull out their weapons and join the fray. (Warm Fuzzy Moment)
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Episode 4: The Last of the Starks
Sansa grieves over the body of Theon Greyjoy as the forces at Winterfell gather to honor the dead. She leaves him with her Stark brooch before lighting the funeral pyre. (Sad Feels)
Sandor continues to sit and eat throughout all the various celebratory toasts for Gendry, Arya, and other heroes of the Battle of Winterfell. (Ridiculously Funny Moment)
Sandor Clegane and Sansa talk about their long journeys and roads not taken.

Sandor: " You've changed, Little Bird. None of it would have happened if you'd left King's Landing with me. No Littlefinger, no Ramsay none of it."
Sansa: "Without Littlefinger, and Ramsay, and the rest... I would have stayed a Little Bird all my life."
(Warm Fuzzy Moment)
Sandor Clegane and Sansa talk about their long journeys and roads not taken.

Sandor: " You've changed, Little Bird. None of it would have happened if you'd left King's Landing with me. No Littlefinger, no Ramsay none of it."
Sansa: "Without Littlefinger, and Ramsay, and the rest... I would have stayed a Little Bird all my life."
(Warm Fuzzy Moment)
Arya and Sansa stage a family intervention with Jon Snow to bring him back to the Stark side.

Jon: "I've never been a Stark."
Sansa: "You are. You're just as much Ned Stark's child as any of us."
Arya: "You're my brother. Not my half-brother or my bastard brother. My brother."
(Warm Fuzzy Moment)
Episode 5: The Bells
Sandor reflects on the bitter end that revenge has brought him to, as he wards Arya away from following his same path.

Sandor: "She's dead. And you'll be dead too if you don't get out of here."
Arya: "I'm going to kill her."
Sandor: "You think you wanted revenge a long time? I've been after it all my life. It's all I care about. And look at me. Look at me! You wanna be like me? You come with me, you die here."
(Sad Feels)
Episode 6: The Iron Throne
39:26 (+15) Drogon:
Drogon arrives to the throne room and nudges at his Daenerys' lifeless body. He attacks and melts down the Iron Throne, before taking his mother's body and flying off to parts unknown. (Sad Feels)
The Starks share their farewells with Jon Snow before he is exiled off to the Night's Watch.

Sansa: "But they (the North) lost their King."
Jon: "Ned Stark's daughter will speak for them. She's the best they could ask for."
(Warm Fuzzy Moment)