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Matchup: I drink, and I don’t know shit vs Jenna for Ep 1 | Fantasora

Matchup: I drink, and I don’t know shit vs Jenna for Ep 1

A lion doesn't concern himself with the opinions of sheep.

I drink, and I don’t know shit (monicawatson08)

Character Drafted Total Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Thrones Deaths Special Feels
Cersei Lannister
 #4 28 0 6 3 5 5 6 0 3 0
Tyrion Lannister
 #9 10 0 0 9 0 0 1 0 0 0
Sansa Stark
 #16 8 0 0 6 0 0 2 0 0 0
Varys
 #21 6 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 6 0
Totals 52 0 6 18 5 5 9 0 9 0

Jenna (jennaeveritt3)

Character Drafted Total Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Thrones Deaths Special Feels
Bronn
 #19 17 0 3 3 5 5 1 0 0 0
Gendry
 #7 11 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 6 5
Jorah Mormont
 #18 8 0 0 0 0 5 0 0 3 0
Jaime Lannister
 #6 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 3
Totals 39 0 3 3 5 10 1 0 9 8

Political Wins
20:34 (+3) Cersei Lannister:
Cersei gains the sellsword services of the Golden Company.
Cersei: "In any event, you are most welcome here in King's Landing, Captain Strickland."
Harry Stickland: "We look forward to fighting on your behalf, Your Grace." (Acquire a New Castle/City/Army/Loot)
20:34 (+3) Cersei Lannister:
Along with the Golden Company, Cersei gains their Captain Harry Strickland as a follower. (New Follower/Prisoner)
24:47 (+3) Bronn:
Qyburn gifts Bronn the crossbow used by Tyrion to murder Tywin Lannister, as Bronn is sent on a mission to assassinate the Lannister brothers. (New Weapon)
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
6:22 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:
to Varys as they arrive in a frigid Winterfell: "You should consider yourself lucky. At least your balls won't freeze off." (Funny Line)
14:05 (+3) Sansa Stark:
Tyrion: "Last time we spoke was at Joffrey's wedding. Miserable affair."
Sansa: "It had its moments." (Funny Line)
15:12 (+3) Sansa Stark:
to Tyrion, for thinking Cersei would honor the agreement to support them with the Lannister Army: "I used to think you were the cleverest man alive." (Witty Insult)
submitted by gravesalex0 (approved!)
24:47 (+3) Bronn:
as Qyburn gifts him the crossbow used by Tyrion to kill Tywin Lannister
Qyburn: "She (Cersei) has a keen sense of poetic justice."
Bronn: "That fucking family..." (Funny Line)
25:23 (+3) Cersei Lannister:
"I wanted those elephants." (Funny Line)
29:51 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:
Varys (observing banners): "The Karstarks."
Tyrion: "One of the better sigils. Beats an onion, anyway." (Funny Line)
30:59 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:
Varys: "Jon and Daenerys don't want to listen to lonely old men."
Tyrion: "I'm not that old... not as old as him (Davos Seaworth)." (Funny Line)
Glasses of Wine Consumed
23:51 (+5) Bronn:
Bronn drinks a glass after being interrupted by Qyburn. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
25:43 (+5) Cersei Lannister:
Cersei sips from her glass while Euron asks her about his performance in bed. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Acts of Intercourse
22:58 (+5) Bronn:
Bronn gets started with one of the trio of whores in his chambers, but is interrupted by Qyburn before he can complete the triple-bird score. (Act of Intercourse)
25:25 (+5) Cersei Lannister:
Cersei chats with Euron after a romp in her chambers. (Act of Intercourse)
41:13 (+5) Jorah Mormont:
Jorah gently caresses the Khaleesi's elbow as he points out where Samwell is in the library. (Act of Intercourse)
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A Game of Thrones
9:53 (+1) Sansa Stark:
Sansa sits at the head of the table alongside Jon Snow as they host the Northern Lords at Winterfell. (Basic Seat)
9:53 (+1) Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion sits at the head table to the side of Sansa and Jon Snow, as they host the Northern Lords at Winterfell. (Basic Seat)
19:58 (+5) Cersei Lannister:
Cersei greets the captain of the Golden Company, Harry Strickland, from the Iron Throne. (Iron Throne)
24:08 (+1) Bronn:
Bronn sits down to get dressed and put his boots on after Qyburn interrupts his session with Marei and the other whores. (Basic Seat)
25:32 (+1) Cersei Lannister:
Cersei sits down with a glass of wine in her bedchambers after her session with Euron Greyjoy. (Basic Seat)
39:21 (+1) Sansa Stark:
Sansa sits in her chambers as she discusses the cowardice of Robbet Glover, who is not sending his troops. (Basic Seat)
Special
6:22 (+3) Varys:
Tyrion, as he and Varys arrive to a frigid Winterfell: "You should consider yourself lucky. At least your balls won't freeze off." (Special)
6:28 (+3) Varys:
Varys: "You take great offense at dwarf jokes, but love telling eunuch jokes. Why is that?"
Tyrion: "Because I have balls... and you don't" (Special)
25:53 (+3) Cersei Lannister:
Euron: "How do I compare? To the fat king."
Cersei: "Robert had a different whore every night, but he still didn't know his way around a woman's body."
Euron: "And the Kingslayer?" (Special)
36:40 (+3) Gendry:
Gendry pours out the crucible of molten dragonglass, using it to cast obsidian arrowheads. (Special)
36:55 (+3) Gendry:
Gendry shows off the huge dragonglass battleaxe he forged. "It isn't easy making a blade that big with dragonglass." (Special)
41:30 (+3) Jorah Mormont:
Jorah reunites with Sam and they talk about his former Greyscale condition.
Dany: "The man who saved Ser Jorah when no one else could."
Jorah: "They could. They just wouldn't." (Special)
submitted by nickg (approved!)
The Feels
38:22 (+5) Gendry:
Arya and Gendry reunite in the Winterfell forge, and share some banter from their days on the road.
Gendry: "It's not a bad place to grow up, if it wasn't so cold."
Arya: "Stay close to that forge, then."
Gendry: "Is that a command, Lady Stark?"
Arya: "Don't call me that."
Gendry: "As you wish, m'lady." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)
53:29 (+3) Jaime Lannister:
After riding anonymously for a fortnight to reach Winterfell, Jaime discovers Bran has been sitting in the courtyard waiting for his "old friend" the whole time. (I've made a huge mistake.)
submitted by hindsight44 (approved!)