Matchup: winter is coming vs Valyria Hodor for Ep 1
Redwyne Wildfire (Public #107)
Kills
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
Tyrion: "Do you know what it's like to stuff your shit through one of those airholes?"
Varys: "No. I only know what it's like to pick up your shit and throw it overboard." (Funny Line)
Varys: "No. I only know what it's like to pick up your shit and throw it overboard." (Funny Line)
14:19
(+3)
Tyrion Lannister:
"Are you a lord if you kill your father? I don't imagine they revoke your nobility for killing a whore, it must happen all the time."
(Funny Line)
27:18
(+3)
Brienne of Tarth:
to Podrick: "I don't care. I'm not your mother."
(Witty Insult)
submitted by nyan (approved!)
35:00
(+3)
Tyrion Lannister:
Varys: "There are faster ways to kill yourself."
Tyrion: "Not for a coward." (Funny Line)
Tyrion: "Not for a coward." (Funny Line)
Varys: "You have your father's instincts for politics. And you have compassion."
Tyrion: "Compassion? Yes... I killed my lover with my bare hands. I shot my own father with a crossbow."
Varys: "I never said you were perfect." (Funny Line)
Tyrion: "Compassion? Yes... I killed my lover with my bare hands. I shot my own father with a crossbow."
Varys: "I never said you were perfect." (Funny Line)
37:31
(+3)
Tyrion Lannister:
Varys: "You have a choice, my friend. You can stay here at Illyrio's palace and drink yourself to death or you can ride with me to Meereen, meet Daenerys Targaryen and decide if the world is worth fighting for."
Tyrion: "Can I drink myself to death on the road to Meereen?" (Funny Line)
Tyrion: "Can I drink myself to death on the road to Meereen?" (Funny Line)
Glasses of Wine Consumed
13:59
(+15)
Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion downs 3 cups of wine after getting out of that fucking crate, before puking over all the rugs in Ilyrio's palace.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
15:04
(+5)
Tyrion Lannister:
After vomiting his previous three drinks onto the floor of Ilyrio's palace, Tyrion refills and goes for another. Boot 'n rally!
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
35:01
(+10)
Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion drinks away his misery with two glasses of wine on the balcony of Ilyrio's palace.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
Acts of Intercourse
39:31
(+5)
Daario Naharis :
Daario pours wine after a session with Daenerys, as they discuss the re-opening of the fighting pits.
(Act of Intercourse)
Special
Missandei addresses Grey Worm by his name in Valyrian: "Torgo Nudho."
(Special)
Melisandre announces Jon Snow to Stannis: "Your Grace. The bastard of Winterfell."
(Special)
39:02
(+3)
Daario Naharis :
While Daenerys holds court with Hizdahr zo Loraq, Daario pulls out his dagger and suggestively strokes its naked lady hilt while Daenerys eyes him.
(Special)