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Matchup: Joffrey's Only Friend vs Bend it Like Podrick for Ep 6 | Fantasora

Matchup: Joffrey's Only Friend vs Bend it Like Podrick for Ep 6

House Hamilton Season 5

Joffrey's Only Friend (margaret.doolin14)

Character Drafted Total Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Thrones Deaths Special Feels
Loras Tyrell
The heir to Highgarden and regarded as one of the most skilled knights in Westeros. He is the brother of Margaery Tyrell.
#25 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 3 0
Barristan Selmy
The former Lord Commander of the Kingsguard of Robert and Joffrey Baratheon. After being dismissed by King Joffrey, he joins Daenerys to serve as her advisor and Queensguard.
#24 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0
Tormund Giantsbane
A leader of the Wildlings, he is a trusted lieutenant and second-in-command to Mance Rayder, the King Beyond the Wall.
#57 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Stannis Baratheon
The eldest brother of King Robert, he is the rightful heir to the Irone Throne.
#8 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Gregor Clegane (The Mountain)
A knight and the Head of House Clegane, bannermen to the Lannisters. He was called back to King's Landing by Cersei to fight as the Crown's champion in Tyrion's trial.
#73 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Meryn Trant
A member of the Kingsguard, sworn to protect the King.
#56 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Jaime Lannister
The second of the Lannister children, he is Cersei's lover and twin brother, and also the father of her three children. He also serves as Lord Commander of the Kingsguard.
#9 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Qyburn
A disgraced former Maester, who was banished from the order for engaging in forbidden experiments. He is recruited by Cersei to assist in various medical facilities.
#72 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Selyse Baratheon
Lord Stannis Baratheon's wife. She is a strong believer in the new faith of the red priestess Melisandre, who follows the Lord of Light.
#40 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Grand Maester Pycelle
The Grand Maester of the Seven Kingdoms. Pycelle is highly educated and serves as an advisor to the King.
#41 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Totals 4 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 3 0

Bend it Like Podrick (dsborczuk)

Character Drafted Total Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Thrones Deaths Special Feels
Cersei Lannister
Queen Regent of the Seven Kingdoms and mother to King Tommen.
#2 25 0 3 9 10 0 0 0 3 0
Jorah Mormont
The exiled head of House Mormont. Jorah was previously one of Daenerys' most trusted advisors, but was banished when his time serving as a spy for Robert Baratheon was revealed to her.
#15 3 0 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Salladhor Saan
A Pirate Lord from the Lys, a free city of Essos. He is an old friend of Ser Davos Seaworth and fought for Stannis in the Battle of the Blackwater.
#79 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Samwell Tarly
A steward of the Night's Watch. He is a close friend to Jon Snow, and one of the few people known to have killed a White Walker.
#18 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Podrick Payne
A squire who serves Tyrion Lannister.
#31 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Hot Pie
An orphan from King's Landing. He works at the Inn at the Crossroads as a baker.
#66 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Shireen Baratheon
Stannis Baratheon's daughter and only child. She is afflicted with greyscale, a disease which has left her face scarred and cracked. She is close friends with Ser Davos Seaworth.
#50 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Gilly
A daughter of Craster, a wildling who lived in a fortified compound north of the Wall. She and her baby escaped to Castle Black with Samwell Tarly.
#34 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
White Walker (Night King)
The apparent leader of the White Walkers.
#63 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Gendry
A bastard son of Robert Baratheon, although this fact is not widely known (even to Gendry himself). After being captured by Melisandre, he is freed by Ser Davos and escaped Dragonstone by rowboat. His whereabouts are currently unknown.
#47 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Totals 28 0 6 9 10 0 0 0 3 0

Political Wins
23:08 (+3) Jorah Mormont:
Jorah convinces the slave trader Malko to take him to the fighting pits of Meereen instead of the slave city of Volantis.
Jorah: "I killed a Dothraki Bloodrider in single combat."
Malko: "Liar."
Jorah: "It's no lie. His name was Qotho. He was Bloodrider to Khal Drogo. Take me to Slaver's Bay, put a sword in my hand, I'll prove my worth." (Politics - uncategorized)
43:05 (+3) Cersei Lannister:
Cersei's betrayal of the Tyrells is realized further, as her manipulation of the Faith's inquest lands both Ser Loras and Margaery Tyrell in prison after she assures Olenna Tyrell that the High Sparrow's inquest would be merely a formality. (Politics - uncategorized)
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
27:45 (+3) Cersei Lannister:
Petyr Baelish: "Surely your uncle Kevan could muster a force."
Cersei: "My uncle Kevan has all the courage of a kitchen mouse." (Witty Insult)
36:37 (+3) Cersei Lannister:
to Olenna Tyrell: "Ah, yes. The famously tart-tongued Queen of Thorns." (Witty Insult)
37:53 (+3) Cersei Lannister:
Olenna Tyrell: "He understood that sometimes we must work with our rivals rather than destroy them."
Cersei: "House Lannister has no rival." (Threat)
Glasses of Wine Consumed
26:24 (+10) Cersei Lannister:
Cersei drinks while talking with Lord Petyr Baelish. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Deaths
+1 for Barristan Selmy
Special
25:16 (+3) Cersei Lannister:
Lord Baelish makes a sly reference to Cersei's incest.
Cersei: "I'm the insulted party, Lord Baelish. Ser Loras was promised to me, instead he chose the company of boys."
Petyr: "One's choice of companion is a most curious thing." (Special)
39:26 (+3) Loras Tyrell:
The High Sparrow lays out the Faith's accusations against Loras Tyrell: "Do you deny all the charges against you? Fornication. Buggery. Blasphemy... You never lay with Renly Baratheon? ... Nor any other man?" (Special)