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Matchup: Crows Before Hoes vs A Team Has No Name for Ep 4 | Fantasora

Matchup: Crows Before Hoes vs A Team Has No Name for Ep 4

Dragon Titties

Crows Before Hoes (kcharlesmeeker)

Character Drafted Total Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Thrones Deaths Special Feels
Bronn
 #21 22 1 0 15 5 0 1 0 0 0
Samwell Tarly
 #8 8 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 3 5
Gilly
 #36 3 0 0 3 0 0 0 0 0 0
Full-bearded White Walkers
This White Walker has a full beard and long hair. He is one of the Night King's Lieutenants.
#49 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Quaithe
 #64 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Karsi
 #77 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Hodor
 #92 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Timett
 #105 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Totals 33 1 0 18 5 0 1 0 3 5

A Team Has No Name (laurenechevarria)

Character Drafted Total Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Thrones Deaths Special Feels
Gendry
 #25 13 0 3 0 5 0 0 0 0 5
Cersei Lannister
 #4 8 0 8 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Ed Sheeran
 #88 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Rhaegar Targaryen
 #53 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Edmure Tully
 #32 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Ned Umber
 #60 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Reginald Lannister
 #109 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Ser Boros Blount
 #81 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Totals 21 0 11 0 5 0 0 0 0 5

Kills
40:01 (+1) Bronn:
Bronn punches Tyrion square in the nose, rendering it bloody. "I've never hit a dwarf before, but say another word and I will belt you." (Minor Injury of Named Character)
Political Wins
10:52 (+3) Gendry:
Gendry receives high marks on his peer reviews after the Battle of Winterfell, and he is legitimized as a non-bastard and named Lord Baratheon of Storm's End.

Daenerys Targaryen: "I think you should be Lord of Storm's End.
Gendry: "That can't be, I'm a bastard."
Daenerys: "No, you are Lord Gendry Baratheon of Storm's End. The lawful son of Robert Baratheon. Because that is what I have made you." (New Title)
57:52 (+3) Cersei Lannister:
As a result of the Iron Fleet attacks on Daenerys' ships, Cersei captures Missandei. (New Follower/Prisoner)
75:52 (+5) Cersei Lannister:
Cersei carries through on her threat as the Mountain beheads the prisoner Missandei in front of Daenerys and her advisors during the attempted parley. (Kill of Named Character (Orchestrated))
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
39:22 (+3) Bronn:
Bronn comments after hearing of Jaime's relationship with Brienne.

"I knew you were fucking her. A pair of tall, blond toffs. Must be like looking in the mirror." (Witty Insult)
39:52 (+3) Bronn:
Tyrion: "You're a knight, thanks to me."
Bronn: "Thanks to me. And that title's worth as much as a blond hair from your brother's ballsack." (Witty Insult)
40:05 (+3) Bronn:
Tyrion: "You broke my nose!"
Bronn: "I did not break your nose."
Tyrion: "How do you know?"
Bronn: "Because I've been breaking noses since I was your size, and I know what it sounds like." (Funny Line)
40:50 (+3) Bronn:
Tyrion: "May I speak?
Bronn: "Why not? Only death will shut you up." (Witty Insult)
41:48 (+3) Bronn:
Jaime: "Highgarden will never belong to a cutthroat."
Bronn: "Who were your ancestors, the ones who made your family rich? Fancy lads in silk? They were fucking cutthroats.
That's how all the great houses started, isn't it? With a hard bastard who was good at killing people. Kill a few hundred people, they make you a lord. Kill a few thousand, they make you king. And then all your cocksucking grandsons can ruin the family with their cocksucking ways." (Funny Line)
49:24 (+3) Gilly:
to Jon, as Samwell blathers on about how Gilly got pregnant: "I'm sure he knows how it happens, Sam." (Funny Line)
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Glasses of Wine Consumed
9:18 (+5) Gendry:
Gendry takes a drink before asking the Hound if he's seen Arya. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
41:49 (+5) Bronn:
Bronn has a sip from Tyrion's tasty beverage as he holds both of the Lannister brothers at bay with a crossbow. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
A Game of Thrones
39:37 (+1) Bronn:
Bronn takes a seat with his hostages as he negotiates with Tyrion and Jaime at crossbow-point. (Basic Seat)
Special
49:21 (+3) Samwell Tarly:
Samwell explains the birds and the bees to Jon.

Samwell: "There's only so many books a person can read, so we-"
Gilly: "I'm sure he knows how it happens, Sam." (Special)
The Feels
23:32 (+5) Gendry:
Gendry proposes to Arya.

"I don't know how to be Lord of anything. I hardly know how to use a fork. All I know is that you're beautiful, and I love you, and none of it will be worth anything if you're not with me. So be with me. Be my wife. Be the Lady of Storm's End." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)
49:52 (+5) Samwell Tarly:
Jon and Sam say their goodbyes at Winterfell.

Sam: "You're the best friend I ever had."
Jon: "You too, Sam." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)