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Matchup: Dragon Walker vs Dinosaur Cheeseburger Backlfip for Ep 4 | Fantasora

Matchup: Dragon Walker vs Dinosaur Cheeseburger Backlfip for Ep 4

UH Linguists Final Season (Let's try this again)

Dragon Walker (brendarc)

Character Drafted Total Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Thrones Deaths Special Feels
Sansa Stark
 #9 38 0 6 3 10 0 1 0 3 15
Bronn
 #25 22 1 0 15 5 0 1 0 0 0
Davos Seaworth
 #24 11 0 0 0 10 0 1 0 0 0
Daario Naharis
#40 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Denys Mallister
 #56 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Olyvar
 #57 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Drogon
 #8 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Tyene Sand
 #41 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Totals 71 1 6 18 25 0 3 0 3 15

Dinosaur Cheeseburger Backlfip (schuelke)

Character Drafted Total Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Thrones Deaths Special Feels
Jaime Lannister
 #15 56 0 0 6 20 10 2 0 0 18
Daenerys Targaryen
 #2 22 0 6 3 5 0 2 0 6 0
Gregor Clegane (The Mountain)
 #18 10 10 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Beric Dondarrion
 #47 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 0 0
Theon Greyjoy
 #31 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 0 0
Tycho Nestoris
 #63 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Rhaegar Targaryen
 #50 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Ellaria Sand
 #34 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Totals 92 10 6 9 25 10 4 4 6 18

Kills
40:01 (+1) Bronn:
Bronn punches Tyrion square in the nose, rendering it bloody. "I've never hit a dwarf before, but say another word and I will belt you." (Minor Injury of Named Character)
75:52 (+10) Gregor Clegane (The Mountain):
Cersei carries through on her threat as the Mountain beheads the prisoner Missandei in front of Daenerys and her advisors during the attempted parley. (Kill of Named Character)
Political Wins
34:57 (+3) Daenerys Targaryen:
Daenerys' pleas to Jon were effective, convincing him to take her side over the Stark family's in pledging the unconditional loyalty of the Northern troops. (Convincing Argument)
38:17 (+3) Sansa Stark:
Arya and Sansa learn of Jon Snow's true heritage as a secret Targaryen and heir to the Iron Throne. (Secret Discovery)
46:50 (+3) Sansa Stark:
Sansa breaks her promise to Jon, divulging his secret heritage to Tyrion Lannister. "What if there's someone else? Someone better?" (Act of Betrayal)
59:07 (+3) Daenerys Targaryen:
Daenerys ignores Varys' pleas and proceeds with her plan to take King's Landing by force.

Varys: "I beg you, Your Grace. Do not destroy the city you came to save. Do not become what you have always struggled to defeat."
Daenerys: "Do you believe we're here for a reason, Lord Varys? I'm here to free the world from tyrants. That is my destiny and I will serve it, no matter the cost." (Executive Decision)
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
15:42 (+3) Jaime Lannister:
Jaime and Brienne play a drinking game of guesses.

Jaime: "You... are an only child."
Brienne: "I told you I was."
Jaime: "You didn't."
Brienne: "I did."
Jaime: "I surmised it." (Funny Line)
21:27 (+3) Sansa Stark:
Sansa: "... he got what he deserved. I gave it to him."
Sandor: "How?"
Sansa: "Hounds." (Funny Line)
25:24 (+3) Jaime Lannister:
Brienne: "It's the first thing I learnt when I came to the North. Keep your fire going. Every time you leave the room, put more wood on."
Jaime: "... You know the first thing I learned in the North? I hate the fucking North." (Funny Line)
31:40 (+3) Daenerys Targaryen:
Daenerys demands subservience from Jon to keep his Targaryen identity from his family.

Jon: "You are my Queen. Nothing will change that. And they are my family. We can live together."
Daenerys: "We can. I've just told you how." (Threat)
39:22 (+3) Bronn:
Bronn comments after hearing of Jaime's relationship with Brienne.

"I knew you were fucking her. A pair of tall, blond toffs. Must be like looking in the mirror." (Witty Insult)
39:52 (+3) Bronn:
Tyrion: "You're a knight, thanks to me."
Bronn: "Thanks to me. And that title's worth as much as a blond hair from your brother's ballsack." (Witty Insult)
40:05 (+3) Bronn:
Tyrion: "You broke my nose!"
Bronn: "I did not break your nose."
Tyrion: "How do you know?"
Bronn: "Because I've been breaking noses since I was your size, and I know what it sounds like." (Funny Line)
40:50 (+3) Bronn:
Tyrion: "May I speak?
Bronn: "Why not? Only death will shut you up." (Witty Insult)
41:48 (+3) Bronn:
Jaime: "Highgarden will never belong to a cutthroat."
Bronn: "Who were your ancestors, the ones who made your family rich? Fancy lads in silk? They were fucking cutthroats.
That's how all the great houses started, isn't it? With a hard bastard who was good at killing people. Kill a few hundred people, they make you a lord. Kill a few thousand, they make you king. And then all your cocksucking grandsons can ruin the family with their cocksucking ways." (Funny Line)
Glasses of Wine Consumed
9:02 (+5) Sansa Stark:
Sansa drinks from her cup at the head table as the awkward family dinner commences. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
9:52 (+5) Jaime Lannister:
Jaime drinks as Gendry scoots past him and Brienne in the aisle. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
9:53 (+5) Sansa Stark:
Sansa stuffs her face with another cup as Gendry scoots his way down the aisle. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
11:40 (+5) Daenerys Targaryen:
Daenerys drinks as the crowd celebrates Gendry's promotion to Lord Baratheon of Storm's End. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
12:24 (+5) Jaime Lannister:
Brienne and Jaime share a drink at the Feast of Winterfell.

Jaime: "We've fought dead things and lived to talk about it.If this isn't the time to drink, when is?" (Glass of Wine Consumed)
13:31 (+5) Davos Seaworth:
Davos is handed a cup by Tyrion as they worry about the mysteries of the Lord of Light and the political infighting situation. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
16:25 (+5) Davos Seaworth:
Davos drinks in the foreground as Tormund regales the crowd with the legends of Jon Snow. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
25:41 (+5) Jaime Lannister:
Jaime pours himself a cup and drinks in Brienne's bedchambers as he jealously questions her about Tormund Giantsbane. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
39:01 (+5) Jaime Lannister:
Jaime and Tyrion drink after toasting to Jaime's new relationship with Brienne. "To climbing mountains." (Glass of Wine Consumed)
41:49 (+5) Bronn:
Bronn has a sip from Tyrion's tasty beverage as he holds both of the Lannister brothers at bay with a crossbow. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Acts of Intercourse
27:20 (+5) Jaime Lannister:
Jaime fumbles awkwardly in his first attempts at flirting with someone who is not a sibling, but ultimately succeeds in wooing Brienne with the 'ol "my it's quite hot in here". (Act of Intercourse)
65:39 (+5) Jaime Lannister:
Jaime sits brooding in front of the fireplace after a 2nd night with Brienne, reflecting on how one just can't go back to non-incest after hitting that high-grade sibling kush. (Act of Intercourse)
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A Game of Thrones
8:54 (+1) Sansa Stark:
Sansa sits at the head table during the celebratory feast at Winterfell. (Basic Seat)
8:54 (+1) Daenerys Targaryen:
Daenerys sits at the head table during the celebratory feast at Winterfell. (Basic Seat)
10:11 (+1) Davos Seaworth:
Davos sits and observes nervously as Daenerys calls out Gendry for his Baratheon heritage. (Basic Seat)
15:20 (+1) Daenerys Targaryen:
Daenerys sits back down to brood after toasting to Arya Stark, the Hero of Winterfell (Basic Seat)
38:29 (+1) Jaime Lannister:
Tyrion sits with Jaime in front of a fireplace in Winterfell, as Tyrion ribs Jaime on his newfound romance with Brienne. (Basic Seat)
39:37 (+1) Bronn:
Bronn takes a seat with his hostages as he negotiates with Tyrion and Jaime at crossbow-point. (Basic Seat)
65:17 (+1) Jaime Lannister:
Jaime sits on a chair in front of the fireplace after a 2nd night with Brienne, reflecting on how non-incest just doesn't really do it for him. (Basic Seat)
Deaths
4:04 (+2) Theon Greyjoy:
Theon lies atop a funeral pyre after the battle of Winterfell, as Sansa says goodbye. (Dead Body Appearance)
7:07 (+2) Beric Dondarrion:
Beric's body lies atop a funeral pyre after the Battle of Winterfell. (Dead Body Appearance)
Special
14:55 (+3) Daenerys Targaryen:
Daenerys switches up to a burgundy dress at the Feast of Winterfell (Special)
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23:06 (+3) Sansa Stark:
Sansa cries over Theon's body as the Northern forces pay their respects to the dead after the Battle of Winterfell. (Special)
44:16 (+3) Daenerys Targaryen:
Daenerys debuts a new grey-paneled jacket with a red cape. (Special)
The Feels
4:30 (+5) Sansa Stark:
Sansa grieves over the body of Theon Greyjoy as the forces at Winterfell gather to honor the dead. She leaves him with her Stark brooch before lighting the funeral pyre. (Sad Feels)
22:07 (+5) Sansa Stark:
Sandor Clegane and Sansa talk about their long journeys and roads not taken.

Sandor: " You've changed, Little Bird. None of it would have happened if you'd left King's Landing with me. No Littlefinger, no Ramsay none of it."
Sansa: "Without Littlefinger, and Ramsay, and the rest... I would have stayed a Little Bird all my life." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)
37:18 (+5) Sansa Stark:
Arya and Sansa stage a family intervention with Jon Snow to bring him back to the Stark side.

Jon: "I've never been a Stark."
Sansa: "You are. You're just as much Ned Stark's child as any of us."
Arya: "You're my brother. Not my half-brother or my bastard brother. My brother." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)
56:50 (+15) Jaime Lannister:
After two days of playing house with Brienne, Jaime receives news of the events in King's Landing and reflects on where his true passions lie.

"You think I'm a good man? I pushed a boy out a tower window, crippled him for life for Cersei. I strangled my cousin with my own hands just to get back to Cersei. I would have murdered every man, woman and child in Riverrun for Cersei. She's hateful. And so am I." (Sad Feels)
65:09 (+3) Jaime Lannister:
After two nights in bed with Brienne, Jaime lies awake and reflects on how non-incest just really doesn't do it for him. (I've made a huge mistake.)
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