Matchup: Team Clapback vs cripples, bastards, and broken things for Ep 1

Reppuns of the North

Team Clapback (drevanreppunbeachy)

Character	Drafted	Total	Kills	Politics	Insults	Wine	Sex	Thrones	Special	Feels
Cersei Lannister	#3	28	0	6	3	5	5	6	3	0
Samwell Tarly	#11	25	0	0	3	0	0	1	6	15
Bronn	#14	17	0	3	3	5	5	1	0	0
Bran Stark	#6	17	0	3	0	0	0	5	9	0
Beric Dondarrion	#27	13	10	0	0	0	0	0	3	0
Rhaegal	#19	3	0	3	0	0	0	0	0	0
Grey Worm	#30	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
Brienne of Tarth	#22	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
Totals		103	10	15	9	10	10	13	21	15

cripples, bastards, and broken things (repunisher)

Character	Drafted	Total	Politics	Insults	Sex	Deaths	Special	Feels
Arya Stark	#4	16	0	6	0	0	0	10
Gendry	#28	11	0	0	0	0	6	5
Sandor Clegane (The Hound)	#5	9	3	6	0	0	0	0
Jorah Mormont	#13	8	0	0	5	0	3	0
Varys	#21	6	0	0	0	0	6	0
Jaime Lannister	#12	3	0	0	0	0	0	3
Eddard Stark The long-deceased head of House Stark.	#29	2	0	0	0	2	0	0
Missandei	#20	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
Totals		55	3	12	5	2	15	18

Kills

51:50 (+10) Beric Dondarrion:

As the wight version of Ned Umber reawakens on the wall of the keep, Beric stabs the wight with his burning sword, lighting the body on fire and disposing of the wight for good. (Kill of Named Character)

The initial kill should be credited to The Night King or Wight Army. Just saying. -imonaship12

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2019 Apr 15
We don't know swho did the kill. It could be any number of Wight riders, Wights or the Night King. -klov3r

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2019 Apr 15 mlopez, kailin, nyan like this
It was said on screen that its a message from the Night King- there should be at least some credit for that -Grog

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2019 Apr 15 reece.ristau, Nick the Irish, jessikatieshih, craigdietz20 like this
That flaming sword is so goddamn useful. -iris.hsu

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2019 Apr 15 nyan and mlopez like this
"A message from the night king" doesn't constitute the kill though. We've seen other walkers do this. Like in S1E1. Trust me, I'd love the points. I have him on my team. But it's not enough. The night king could be in control of someone who killed him, etc. -klov3r

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2019 Apr 16
Scores have been added for the Night King winning the battle and conquering the Last Hearth (these were missed previously). I think we might also consider that any named characters reappearing as wights count as "Followers" of the Night King even if we don't see it happen (this can be made explicit by a Special scoring rule). Proposal here: https://fantasora.com/event/3959 -nyan

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Political Wins

20:34 (+3) Cersei Lannister:

Cersei gains the sellsword services of the Golden Company.
Cersei: "In any event, you are most welcome here in King's Landing, Captain Strickland."
Harry Stickland: "We look forward to fighting on your behalf, Your Grace." (Acquire a New Castle/City/Army/Loot)

20:34 (+3) Cersei Lannister:

Along with the Golden Company, Cersei gains their Captain Harry Strickland as a follower. (New Follower/Prisoner)

24:47 (+3) Bronn:

Qyburn gifts Bronn the crossbow used by Tyrion to murder Tywin Lannister, as Bronn is sent on a mission to assassinate the Lannister brothers. (New Weapon)

33:29 (+3) Rhaegal:

Rhaegal accepts Jon as a dragonrider as they take flight for the first time.
Jon: "I don't know how to ride a dragon."
Daenerys: "Nobody does. Until they ride a dragon." (New Follower/Prisoner)

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37:01 (+3) Sandor Clegane (The Hound):

Sandor receives a massive dragonglass battleaxe forged by Gendry, and thanks him with insults.
"You know who makes weapons for the Wildlings? Cripples and cocksuckers - which one are you?" (New Weapon)

53:22 (+3) Bran Stark:

Despite his attempts to travel anonymously, Bran is there to greet Jaime Lannister as he arrives in Winterfell - the "old friend" Bran has been waiting for. (Secret Discovery)

Insults Delivered / Funny Lines

24:47 (+3) Bronn:

as Qyburn gifts him the crossbow used by Tyrion to kill Tywin Lannister
Qyburn: "She (Cersei) has a keen sense of poetic justice."
Bronn: "That fucking family..." (Funny Line)

25:23 (+3) Cersei Lannister:

"I wanted those elephants." (Funny Line)

37:05 (+3) Sandor Clegane (The Hound):

Sandor thanks Gendry for his new battleaxe, forged from dragonglass.
"You know who makes weapons for the Wildlings? Cripples and cocksuckers - which one are you?" (Witty Insult)

37:27 (+3) Arya Stark:

The Hound: "You left me to die."
Arya: "First I robbed you." (Witty Insult)

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37:42 (+3) Sandor Clegane (The Hound):

"You're a cold little bitch aren't you? I guess that's why you're still alive." (Witty Insult)

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38:53 (+3) Arya Stark:

Gendry: "I always knew you were just another rich girl."
Arya: "You don't know any other rich girls." (Witty Insult)

41:22 (+3) Samwell Tarly:

Daenerys: "So you're the man."
Sam: "Um... which... man? am I... your Grace?" (Funny Line)

Glasses of Wine Consumed

23:51 (+5) Bronn:

Bronn drinks a glass after being interrupted by Qyburn. (Glass of Wine Consumed)

25:43 (+5) Cersei Lannister:

Cersei sips from her glass while Euron asks her about his performance in bed. (Glass of Wine Consumed)

Acts of Intercourse

22:58 (+5) Bronn:

Bronn gets started with one of the trio of whores in his chambers, but is interrupted by Qyburn before he can complete the triple-bird score. (Act of Intercourse)

I feel like it should be a +15 considering it's a foursome -volkenss22

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2019 Apr 15 stevenorum, dlapato, philipfallah, michaelboehnlein2, 2 others like this
It could've been a foursome but Qyburn cockblocked it. -nyan

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2019 Apr 15 mlopez and Nick like this
So would he have had to actually have sex with all three? I feel like they were all a part of it -niketbp

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2019 Apr 16 stevenorum, dlapato, joshua like this
Agree that this scene seemed more like a +15 than a +5. -dlapato

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2019 Apr 16 michaelboehnlein2 likes this
This is the criteria used in the rulebook. Bronn was only in contact with one (Marei) before Qyburn interrupted things.

> The definitional line for sex is direct contact with the above nudity parts, by any one of the characters. -nyan

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25:25 (+5) Cersei Lannister:

Cersei chats with Euron after a romp in her chambers. (Act of Intercourse)

41:13 (+5) Jorah Mormont:

Jorah gently caresses the Khaleesi's elbow as he points out where Samwell is in the library. (Act of Intercourse)

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A Game of Thrones

8:07 (+1) Bran Stark:

Bran sits in his wheelchair as he waits for Jon Snow and his entourage to arrive back to Winterfell. (Basic Seat)

10:22 (+1) Bran Stark:

Bran sits in his wheelchair at the back corner of the court at Winterfell. (Basic Seat)

15:27 (+1) Bran Stark:

Bran sits in his wheelchair and stares at Tyrion from the mudy courtyard of Winterfell. (Basic Seat)

19:58 (+5) Cersei Lannister:

Cersei greets the captain of the Golden Company, Harry Strickland, from the Iron Throne. (Iron Throne)

24:08 (+1) Bronn:

Bronn sits down to get dressed and put his boots on after Qyburn interrupts his session with Marei and the other whores. (Basic Seat)

25:32 (+1) Cersei Lannister:

Cersei sits down with a glass of wine in her bedchambers after her session with Euron Greyjoy. (Basic Seat)

41:17 (+1) Samwell Tarly:

Sam scoots out of his library seat as he is startled by Daenerys and Jorah. (Basic Seat)

43:47 (+1) Bran Stark:

Bran continues to sit in his wheelchair as Samwell Tarly steps out into the courtyard. (Basic Seat)

53:19 (+1) Bran Stark:

Bran has apparently sat in his wheelchair overnight through a light snowstorm, finally seeing his expected old friend Jaime Lannister arrive to Winterfell. (Basic Seat)

Deaths

44:38 (+2) Eddard Stark:

Jon looks at a statue of his father while paying respects in the crypts of Winterfell. (Dead Body Appearance)

Special

6:22 (+3) Varys:

Tyrion, as he and Varys arrive to a frigid Winterfell: "You should consider yourself lucky. At least your balls won't freeze off." (Special)

6:28 (+3) Varys:

Varys: "You take great offense at dwarf jokes, but love telling eunuch jokes. Why is that?"
Tyrion: "Because I have balls... and you don't" (Special)

15:27 (+3) Bran Stark:

Not even the upper balcony is safe, as Tyrion endures a staredown from Bran who is stuck in the muddy courtyard of Winterfell. (Special)

25:53 (+3) Cersei Lannister:

Euron: "How do I compare? To the fat king."
Cersei: "Robert had a different whore every night, but he still didn't know his way around a woman's body."
Euron: "And the Kingslayer?" (Special)

36:40 (+3) Gendry:

Gendry pours out the crucible of molten dragonglass, using it to cast obsidian arrowheads. (Special)

36:55 (+3) Gendry:

Gendry shows off the huge dragonglass battleaxe he forged. "It isn't easy making a blade that big with dragonglass." (Special)

41:17 (+3) Samwell Tarly:

Sam is reading a book in the Winterfell library as Daenerys and Jorah walk in. (Special)

41:30 (+3) Jorah Mormont:

Jorah reunites with Sam and they talk about his former Greyscale condition.
Dany: "The man who saved Ser Jorah when no one else could."
Jorah: "They could. They just wouldn't." (Special)

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43:51 (+3) Bran Stark:

Ravaged by news about the deaths of his family and in emotional turmoil, Samwell Tarly stumbles into the court of Winterfell to find Bran staring and waiting for him. Bran gives him a homework assignment. (Special)

46:31 (+3) Samwell Tarly:

Sam mentions the book he found out Jon's lineage from: "Bran and I worked it out. I have a High Septon's diary, and Bran has... whatever Bran has." (Special)

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50:37 (+3) Beric Dondarrion:

Beric lights up his flaming sword so everyone can finally see what's going on in this dark-ass scene. (Special)

53:19 (+3) Bran Stark:

After trekking for weeks incognito to make it up to Winterfell, Jaime discovers Bran just sitting there and staring at him. (Special)

The Feels

16:00 (+5) Arya Stark:

Arya and Jon finally reunite in the Godswood of Winterfell and compare their fancy swords.
Arya: "I'm defending our family. And so is she (Sansa)."
Jon: "I'm her family too."
Arya: "Don't forget that." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)

38:22 (+5) Arya Stark:

Arya and Gendry reunite in the Winterfell forge, and share some banter from their days on the road.
Gendry: "It's not a bad place to grow up, if it wasn't so cold."
Arya: "Stay close to that forge, then."
Gendry: "Is that a command, Lady Stark?"
Arya: "Don't call me that."
Gendry: "As you wish, m'lady." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)

38:22 (+5) Gendry:

42:22 (+15) Samwell Tarly:

Sam hears the news of the deaths of his father Randyll and brother Dickon from the executioner herself.
Daenerys: "I offered to let him retain his lands and titles if he bent the knee. He refused."
Samwell: "Well at least I'll be allowed home again, now that my brother's the lord."
Daenerys: "Your brother stood with your father." (Sad Feels)

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agree ^ this was an absolutely brutal moment and deserves more than +1 -ryanmcfarlane09

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2019 Apr 15 mlopez, vjdev2015, yarden.s, dlapato like this
Agreed, most heart-wrenching moment of episode 1, should be scored higher -Ser Vincent

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2019 Apr 15 vjdev2015 likes this
Should be more than 1 point -roisin.guargena

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53:29 (+3) Jaime Lannister:

After riding anonymously for a fortnight to reach Winterfell, Jaime discovers Bran has been sitting in the courtyard waiting for his "old friend" the whole time. (I've made a huge mistake.)

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Ooooooh I love this! -nyan

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2019 Apr 15 ddarko189 and mlopez like this
That doesn't account for the category of the "I've made a huge mistake".
The explanation for is: the "you done fucked up" moments where a character has done something that in hindsight was clearly a dumb, avoidable mistake.

But, Jaime doesn't do any dumb or avoidable mistake (or any mistake at all). -amitelran2110

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2019 Apr 16 tal.t, semion.g, guy.v, IPKOB like this
We'll see in the upcoming episode. It seems like it may be a mistake to have come to Winterfell at all. Definitely a worthwhile debate though. -nyan

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