Matchup: Valar Morghulis, b!tche$ vs Team Clapback for Ep 6
Reppuns of the North
Kills
Political Wins
7:16
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Davos Seaworth:
Davos talks down the confrontation between Jon Snow and Grey Worm over the Lannister prisoners, convincing Jon to speak to Queen Daenerys first.
(Convincing Argument)
Grey Worm carries through with executing the Lannister prisoners over objections from Davos and Jon Snow.
Grey Worm: "It is not over until the queen's enemies are defeated."
Davos Seaworth: "How much more defeated do you want them to be? They're on their knees."
Grey Worm: "They are breathing." (Executive Decision)
Grey Worm: "It is not over until the queen's enemies are defeated."
Davos Seaworth: "How much more defeated do you want them to be? They're on their knees."
Grey Worm: "They are breathing." (Executive Decision)
Daenerys names Grey Worm to her Small Council as her new Master of War.
"You have walked beside me since the Plaza of Pride. You are the bravest of men, the most loyal of soldiers. I name you commander of all my forces, the Queen's Master of War." (New Title)
"You have walked beside me since the Plaza of Pride. You are the bravest of men, the most loyal of soldiers. I name you commander of all my forces, the Queen's Master of War." (New Title)
28:41
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Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion convinces Jon to betray Daenerys for the good of the realm. "It's a terrible thing I'm asking. It's also the right thing."
(Convincing Argument)
After Daenerys Targaryen's death, Grey Worm has taken charge of Tyrion as his prisoner, bringing him to the dragonpit to await judgment.
(New Follower/Prisoner)
Grey Worm confirms he also has Jon in his custody.
Sansa: "Where's Jon?"
Grey Worm: "He is our prisoner." (New Follower/Prisoner)
Sansa: "Where's Jon?"
Grey Worm: "He is our prisoner." (New Follower/Prisoner)
46:35
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Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion successfully deflects Grey Worm from discussing his fate by dangling a juicy power struggle in front of the Lords of Westeros instead.
Grey Worm: "You are not here to speak! Everyone has heard enough words from you."
Tyrion: "You're right. And no one's any better for it. But it's not for you to decide. Jon committed his crime here. His fate is for our king to decide. Or our queen."
Lord Royce: "We don't have a king or queen."
Tyrion: "You're the most powerful people in Westeros. Choose one." (Convincing Argument)
Grey Worm: "You are not here to speak! Everyone has heard enough words from you."
Tyrion: "You're right. And no one's any better for it. But it's not for you to decide. Jon committed his crime here. His fate is for our king to decide. Or our queen."
Lord Royce: "We don't have a king or queen."
Tyrion: "You're the most powerful people in Westeros. Choose one." (Convincing Argument)
49:43
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Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion is succesful in his nomination of Bran Stark for King of Westeros.
"I've had nothing to do but think these past few weeks. About our bloody history. About the mistakes we've made. What unites people? Armies? Gold? Flags? Stories. There's nothing in the world more powerful than a good story. Nothing can stop it. No enemy can defeat it. And who has a better story than Bran the Broken?" (Convincing Argument)
"I've had nothing to do but think these past few weeks. About our bloody history. About the mistakes we've made. What unites people? Armies? Gold? Flags? Stories. There's nothing in the world more powerful than a good story. Nothing can stop it. No enemy can defeat it. And who has a better story than Bran the Broken?" (Convincing Argument)
55:02
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Bran Stark:
After his nomination by Tyrion, Bran is selected to be King of Westeros.
"All hail Bran the Broken, First of His Name, King of the Andals and the First Men, Lord of the Six Kingdoms and Protector of the Realm." (New Title)
"All hail Bran the Broken, First of His Name, King of the Andals and the First Men, Lord of the Six Kingdoms and Protector of the Realm." (New Title)
55:57
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Bran Stark:
Bran overrules both Tyrion and Grey Worm's suggestions in naming Tyrion as his Hand of the King.
Grey Worm: "This man is a criminal. He deserves justice."
Bran: "He just got it. He's made many terrible mistakes. He's going to spend the rest of his life fixing them." (Executive Decision)
Grey Worm: "This man is a criminal. He deserves justice."
Bran: "He just got it. He's made many terrible mistakes. He's going to spend the rest of his life fixing them." (Executive Decision)
Forced by the demands of Grey Worm and the Unsullied, the rest of Westeros throws Jon under a bus, exiling him to the Night's Watch while everyone else gets noble titles.
Tyrion: "Giving you to the Unsullied would start a war. Letting you walk free would start a war. So our new king has chosen to send you to the Night's Watch." (Convincing Argument)
Tyrion: "Giving you to the Unsullied would start a war. Letting you walk free would start a war. So our new king has chosen to send you to the Night's Watch." (Convincing Argument)
68:29
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Brienne of Tarth:
Brienne joins the Small Council meeting as Lord Commander of the Kingsguard
(New Title)
Bronn is revealed as Lord of Highgarden and Master of Coin at the Small Council meeting.
Tyrion: "Ser Bronn of the Blackwater, Lord of Highgarden, Lord Paramount of the Reach and Master of Coin, would you say the crown's debt to you has been paid?"
Bronn: "In full, my Lord Hand." (New Title)
Tyrion: "Ser Bronn of the Blackwater, Lord of Highgarden, Lord Paramount of the Reach and Master of Coin, would you say the crown's debt to you has been paid?"
Bronn: "In full, my Lord Hand." (New Title)
70:10
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Davos Seaworth:
Davos is named the Master of Ships in King Bran's new Small Council
(New Title)
70:32
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Samwell Tarly:
Samwell Tarly is named Grandmaester of King Bran's new Small Council.
(New Title)
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
22:01
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Tyrion Lannister:
"I suppose there's a crude kind of justice. I betrayed my closest friend and watched him burn. Now Varys's ashes can tell my ashes: See, I told you."
(Funny Line)
58:18
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Tyrion Lannister:
Jon: "I don't expect we'll ever see each other again."
Tyrion: "I wouldn't be so sure. A few years as Hand of the King would make anyone want to piss off the edge of the world." (Funny Line)
Tyrion: "I wouldn't be so sure. A few years as Hand of the King would make anyone want to piss off the edge of the world." (Funny Line)
70:16
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Davos Seaworth:
to Bronn: "These projects will begin as soon as the Master of Coin and Lord of Lofty Titles provides funding."
(Witty Insult)
70:29
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Davos Seaworth:
Bronn: "The Master of Coin looks forward to helping the Master of Ships, but first he has to ensure we're not wasting coin, or soon there won't be no more coin."
Davos: "Any more." (Funny Line)
Davos: "Any more." (Funny Line)
Bronn: "The Master of Coin looks forward to helping the Master of Ships, but first he has to ensure we're not wasting coin, or soon there won't be no more coin."
Davos: "Any more."
Bronn: "You Master of Grammar now too?" (Witty Insult)
Davos: "Any more."
Bronn: "You Master of Grammar now too?" (Witty Insult)
Bronn: "Oh, speaking of builders, all the best brothels burned down. The Master of Coin is willing to fund reconstruction."
(Funny Line)
Samwell: "...the Archmaester is less than enthusiastic about the salutary effects of brothels."
Bronn: "Well I imagine he isn't using them properly." (Witty Insult)
Bronn: "Well I imagine he isn't using them properly." (Witty Insult)
71:10
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Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion: "I once brought a jackass and a honeycomb into a brothel."
(Funny Line)
A Game of Thrones
44:12
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Bran Stark:
Bran is seated in his wheelchair as the Lords and Ladies of Westeros are seated in the Dragonpit for Tyrion Lannister's trial.
(Basic Seat)
44:12
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Brienne of Tarth:
Brienne is seated as the Lords and Ladies of Westeros meet in the Dragonpit for Tyrion Lannister's trial.
(Basic Seat)
44:12
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Davos Seaworth:
Davos is seated as the Lords and Ladies of Westeros meet in the Dragonpit for Tyrion Lannister's trial.
(Basic Seat)
46:05
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Davos Seaworth:
Davos returns to his seat after his passioned pleas for Grey Worm and the Unsullied to end the confrontation and settle in the Reach are rejected.
(Basic Seat)
48:01
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Samwell Tarly:
Sam sits and looks away awkwardly as Edmure Tully glances around the room for support.
(Basic Seat)
49:12
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Samwell Tarly:
Samwell sits back down as his proposal for a democracy is roundly rejected by the Lords and Ladies of Westeros.
(Basic Seat)
55:11
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Brienne of Tarth:
Brienne sits back down after the Lords rise to anoint Bran Stark as King of Six Kingdoms.
(Basic Seat)
55:11
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Samwell Tarly:
Samwell sits back down after the Lords rise to anoint Bran as King of Six Kingdoms.
(Basic Seat)
55:11
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Davos Seaworth:
Davos sits back down after the Lords rise to anoint Bran Stark as King of Six Kingdoms.
(Basic Seat)
60:36
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Bran Stark:
Bran is wheeled out to the King's Landing docks for the Starks' final farewell with Jon Snow
(Seat of Power)
63:52
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Brienne of Tarth:
Brienne sits as she pages through the Book of the Brothers, the chronicle of the Kingsguard.
(Basic Seat)
66:08
(+3)
Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion tries out his seat in the Hand's chair before the Small Council meeting begins.
(Seat of Power)
67:01
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Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion hurriedly sits back into the Hand's chair as he hears the Small Council members enter the room.
(Seat of Power)
Bronn is seated at the Small Council meeting as Tyrion reviews Archmaester Ebrose's historical tome, "A Song of Ice and Fire"
(Basic Seat)
67:40
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Davos Seaworth:
Davos is seated at the Small Council meeting as Tyrion reviews Archmaester Ebrose's historical tome, "A Song of Ice and Fire"
(Basic Seat)
67:41
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Samwell Tarly:
Sam sits down at the Small Council meeting as Tyrion flips through the history tome of "A Song of Ice and Fire"
(Basic Seat)
68:39
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Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion returns to the Hand's seat after Bran arrives at the Small Council meeting.
(Seat of Power)
Bronn reseats himself after Bran arrives at the Small Council meeting.
(Basic Seat)
68:40
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Davos Seaworth:
Davos reseats himself after Bran arrives at the Small Council meeting.
(Basic Seat)
68:42
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Brienne of Tarth:
Brienne takes her seat at the Small Council meeting after arriving with Bran.
(Basic Seat)
68:43
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Samwell Tarly:
Samwell reseats himself at the Small Council meeting after King Bran's arrival.
(Basic Seat)
69:49
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Brienne of Tarth:
Brienne reseats herself at the Small Council meeting after King Bran's departure.
(Basic Seat)
Bronn reseats himself at the Small Council meeting after King Bran's departure.
(Basic Seat)
69:49
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Samwell Tarly:
Samwell reseats himself at the Small Council meeting after King Bran's departure.
(Basic Seat)
69:49
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Davos Seaworth:
Davos reseats himself at the Small Council meeting after King Bran's departure.
(Basic Seat)
69:51
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Tyrion Lannister:
Davos reseats himself in the Hand's chair at the Small Council meeting after King Bran's departure.
(Seat of Power)
Deaths
11:53
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Cersei Lannister:
Tyrion finds Cersei's and Jaime's bodies in the rubble beneath the collapsed Red Keep
(Dead Body Appearance)
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Special
67:22
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Samwell Tarly:
Samwell places the tome, "A Song of Ice and Fire" in front of Tyrion at the Small Council meeting.
Tyrion: "What's this?"
Samwell: " A Song of Ice and Fire. Archmaester Ebrose's history of the wars following the death of King Robert. I helped him with the title." (Special)
Tyrion: "What's this?"
Samwell: " A Song of Ice and Fire. Archmaester Ebrose's history of the wars following the death of King Robert. I helped him with the title." (Special)
The Feels
11:53
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Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion discovers the bodies of Jaime and Cersei buried beneath the rubble of the Red Keep.
(Sad Feels)
62:49
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Bran Stark:
The Starks share their farewells with Jon Snow before he is exiled off to the Night's Watch.
Jon: "I'm sorry I wasn't there when you needed me."
Bran: "You were exactly where you were supposed to be." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)
Jon: "I'm sorry I wasn't there when you needed me."
Bran: "You were exactly where you were supposed to be." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)
64:25
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Brienne of Tarth:
Brienne returns to King's Landing and fills in Jaime Lannisters' entry in the The Book of the Brothers, the chronicle of the Kingsguard.
(Warm Fuzzy Moment)
67:15
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Tyrion Lannister:
An exacerbated Tyrion reacts as the Small Council arrives and proceed to rearrange his carefully placed chairs.
(Ridiculously Funny Moment)
Bronn drags one of Tyrion's carefully arranged Small Council chairs to the Hand's exasperation.
(Ridiculously Funny Moment)
67:15
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Davos Seaworth:
Davos drags out and drops one of Tyrion's carefully arranged Small Council chairs to the Hand's exasperation.
(Ridiculously Funny Moment)
68:02
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Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion inquires about how history regards him in the Archmaester Ebrose's new historical tome, "A Song of Ice and Fire" - but is told by Samwell Tarly that he isn't actually mentioned in it.
(Ridiculously Funny Moment)
68:02
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Samwell Tarly:
Tyrion inquires about how history regards him in the Archmaester Ebrose's new historical tome, "A Song of Ice and Fire" - but is told by Samwell Tarly that he isn't actually mentioned in it.
(Ridiculously Funny Moment)