Matchup: You Know Nothing Jon Snu SNu vs Making the bald man cry for Ep 1

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You Know Nothing Jon Snu SNu (prichard023)

Character	Drafted	Total	Insults	Sex	Thrones	Special
Tyrion Lannister	#6	10	9	0	1	0
Jorah Mormont	#22	8	0	5	0	3
Lyanna Mormont	#38	3	3	0	0	0
Sam (Gilly's Baby)	#59	0	0	0	0	0
Brienne of Tarth	#11	0	0	0	0	0
Hot Pie	#54	0	0	0	0	0
Podrick Payne	#27	0	0	0	0	0
Quaithe	#75	0	0	0	0	0
High Priestess of the Dosh Khaleen	#70	0	0	0	0	0
Rhaegar Targaryen	#43	0	0	0	0	0
Totals		21	12	5	1	3

Making the bald man cry (brandonthebigB)

Character	Drafted	Total	Politics	Insults	Wine	Sex	Special
Euron Greyjoy	#17	33	6	6	5	10	6
White Walker (Night King)	#1	12	9	0	0	0	3
Sandor Clegane (The Hound)	#16	9	3	6	0	0	0
Varys	#33	6	0	0	0	0	6
Bronze Yohn Royce	#48	0	0	0	0	0	0
Maester Wolkan	#65	0	0	0	0	0	0
Missandei	#32	0	0	0	0	0	0
Koner (actor: Joseph Quinn)	#80	0	0	0	0	0	0
Robett Glover	#64	0	0	0	0	0	0
Bald White Walkers This White Walker is bald and has a round beard, and stands by the Night King as one of his lieutenants. He was present at the dragon battle over the frozen lake.	#49	0	0	0	0	0	0
Totals		60	18	12	5	10	15

Political Wins

20:34 (+3) Euron Greyjoy:

Euron returns to King's Landing, have secured the services of the Golden Company for Cersei Lannister and the Crown. (Deals Brokered)

21:32 (+3) White Walker (Night King):

Tormund and the Night's Watch discovers the grisly scene at the Last Hearth, where the White Walkers have massacred the inhabits. (Victorious Battle)

Why it doesn't count to the white army as well? -guy.v

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2019 Apr 18
This is a very fair question. Traditionally for battles and gaining a castle, it's been attributed to only the commander (else you could start arguing that every individual soldier on the winning side gets to double up on those points). But having the entire army as a group draftable is something new this season. I feel like this could go either way, though it's a little weaker since we didn't see any on-screen wights in action. -nyan

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2019 Apr 18
Seems like if it's equal either way then the score should go to both or neither. My vote would be both. -mah13090

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2019 Apr 18
I agree it should also count for the white walker army. -hapesnova

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21:32 (+3) White Walker (Night King):

Tormund and the Night's Watch discovers the grisly scene at the Last Hearth, where the White Walkers have massacred the inhabits. (Acquire a New Castle/City/Army/Loot)

22:25 (+3) Euron Greyjoy:

Euron finds a way to charm himself into Cersei's cold graces.
Cersei: "You want a whore, buy one. You want a queen earn her."
Euron: "How? I've given her justice, an army and the Iron Fleet, yet she gives me no sign of affection. My heart is nearly broken." (Convincing Argument)

37:01 (+3) Sandor Clegane (The Hound):

Sandor receives a massive dragonglass battleaxe forged by Gendry, and thanks him with insults.
"You know who makes weapons for the Wildlings? Cripples and cocksuckers - which one are you?" (New Weapon)

51:24 (+3) White Walker (Night King):

The Night King has Ned Umber reanimated as a wight in the ruins of the Last Hearth. (New Follower/Prisoner)

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Insults Delivered / Funny Lines

6:22 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:

to Varys as they arrive in a frigid Winterfell: "You should consider yourself lucky. At least your balls won't freeze off." (Funny Line)

10:34 (+3) Lyanna Mormont:

to Jon Snow: "You left Winterfell a King and came back a - I'm not sure what you are now. A lord? Nothing at all?" (Witty Insult)

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19:58 (+3) Euron Greyjoy:

Cersei: "20,000 men is it? is it?"
Harry Strickland: "Yes, your Grace. A few died in transit."
Euron Greyjoy: "They cheated at dice. Or maybe I cheated. Someone cheated." (Funny Line)

This one feels a little marginal? -nyan

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2019 Apr 15 mlopez likes this
I laughed out loud! -christiandigby3

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2019 Apr 15 dlapato likes this
I chuckled -vjdev2015

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2019 Apr 15
This 'Funny Line' is garbage. Who actually laughed at this? -padrebojangles

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2019 Apr 18
@padrebojangles this category is going to be subjective and I don't disagree with you here. This will probably not happen this week but I'd like to open up more avenues for sentiment analysis (votes instead of likes) and provide an objective way to decide what counts. -nyan

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21:52 (+3) Euron Greyjoy:

Cersei: "You're insolent. I've executed men for less."
Euron: "They were lesser men." (Witty Insult)

29:51 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:

Varys (observing banners): "The Karstarks."
Tyrion: "One of the better sigils. Beats an onion, anyway." (Funny Line)

30:59 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:

Varys: "Jon and Daenerys don't want to listen to lonely old men."
Tyrion: "I'm not that old... not as old as him (Davos Seaworth)." (Funny Line)

37:05 (+3) Sandor Clegane (The Hound):

Sandor thanks Gendry for his new battleaxe, forged from dragonglass.
"You know who makes weapons for the Wildlings? Cripples and cocksuckers - which one are you?" (Witty Insult)

37:42 (+3) Sandor Clegane (The Hound):

"You're a cold little bitch aren't you? I guess that's why you're still alive." (Witty Insult)

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Glasses of Wine Consumed

19:16 (+5) Euron Greyjoy:

Euron drinks from his flask while chatting with Yara Greyjoy onboard his ship. He offers to Yara but she is apparently too proud to sell herself out for the fantasy points. (Glass of Wine Consumed)

Acts of Intercourse

25:25 (+5) Euron Greyjoy:

Euron chats with Cersei after a romp in her chambers. (Act of Intercourse)

25:25 (+5) Euron Greyjoy:

Euron's right cheek is glimpsed as he pulls up his britches in Cersei's bedchambers. (Non-sexual Nude Scene)

41:13 (+5) Jorah Mormont:

Jorah gently caresses the Khaleesi's elbow as he points out where Samwell is in the library. (Act of Intercourse)

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A Game of Thrones

9:53 (+1) Tyrion Lannister:

Tyrion sits at the head table to the side of Sansa and Jon Snow, as they host the Northern Lords at Winterfell. (Basic Seat)

Special

6:22 (+3) Varys:

Tyrion, as he and Varys arrive to a frigid Winterfell: "You should consider yourself lucky. At least your balls won't freeze off." (Special)

6:28 (+3) Varys:

Varys: "You take great offense at dwarf jokes, but love telling eunuch jokes. Why is that?"
Tyrion: "Because I have balls... and you don't" (Special)

25:53 (+3) Euron Greyjoy:

Euron questions Cersei about his performance compared to her other lovers.
Euron: "So how do I compare to the fat king?"
Cersei: "You're insulting my late husband?"
Euron: "Are you offended?"
Cersei: "Robert had a different whore every night, but he still didn't know his way around a woman's body."
Euron: "And the Kingslayer?"
Cersei: "You enjoy risking your neck, don't you?" (Special)

26:36 (+3) Euron Greyjoy:

to Cersei: "I'm going to put a prince in your belly." (Special)

41:30 (+3) Jorah Mormont:

Jorah reunites with Sam and they talk about his former Greyscale condition.
Dany: "The man who saved Ser Jorah when no one else could."
Jorah: "They could. They just wouldn't." (Special)

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51:26 (+3) White Walker (Night King):

Ned Umber is impaled on the wall of his keep, surrounded by a spiral of bloody body parts. (Special)

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I'd vote against the proliferation of specials that are so loosely tied to actual appearances/direct references to the character. -jedjackoway

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2019 Apr 15 nyan likes this
Tormund straight up says "It is a message from the Night King." -craigdietz20

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2019 Apr 17
This one didn't seem to get a lot of support but I'll add it actually. @jedjackoway that's a very good line of thought about new proposals, and generally it doesn't feel worthy to give points when characters are not even there (this is why the "references to..." Specials generally don't count if the characters aren't in the scene).

In this case my feeling is that this would be a good stat to count if there were generally a "Team White Walkers" draftable group (like team defenses for NFL fantasy). With the lack of characters, I think the Night King was drafted by many people as a stand-in for that. This also is hopefully not too OP (I expect we see this 1-2 times at most), especially for a character that's already top-tier. -nyan

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