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Matchup: Firing My Laser In The Air While Balls Deep In A Squealing Drago vs waka flocka for Ep 4 | Fantasora

Matchup: Firing My Laser In The Air While Balls Deep In A Squealing Drago vs waka flocka for Ep 4

Pls Nerf Dragons

Firing My Laser In The Air While Balls Deep In A Squealing Drago (jah.acc2)

Character Drafted Total Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Thrones Deaths Special Feels
Jaime Lannister
 #10 56 0 0 6 20 10 2 0 0 18
Bronn
 #23 22 1 0 15 5 0 1 0 0 0
Theon Greyjoy
 #26 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 0 0
Viserion
 #7 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Tyene Sand
 #55 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Jaqen H'ghar
 #42 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Melessa Tarly
 #58 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Qyburn
 #39 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Syrio Forel
 #71 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Marei
 #74 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Totals 80 1 0 21 25 10 3 2 0 18

waka flocka (brkymn94)

Character Drafted Total Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Thrones Deaths Special Feels
Arya Stark
 #14 8 0 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 5
Qhono
 #46 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 0 0
Harry Strickland
 #35 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Ned Umber
 #51 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Septa Unella
 #67 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Wight Giants (extras)
 #19 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Alys Karstark
 #62 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Fergus (actor: Seamus O'Hara)
 #78 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Melisandre
 #30 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Drogon
 #3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Totals 10 0 3 0 0 0 0 2 0 5

Kills
40:01 (+1) Bronn:
Bronn punches Tyrion square in the nose, rendering it bloody. "I've never hit a dwarf before, but say another word and I will belt you." (Minor Injury of Named Character)
Political Wins
38:17 (+3) Arya Stark:
Arya and Sansa learn of Jon Snow's true heritage as a secret Targaryen and heir to the Iron Throne. (Secret Discovery)
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
15:42 (+3) Jaime Lannister:
Jaime and Brienne play a drinking game of guesses.

Jaime: "You... are an only child."
Brienne: "I told you I was."
Jaime: "You didn't."
Brienne: "I did."
Jaime: "I surmised it." (Funny Line)
25:24 (+3) Jaime Lannister:
Brienne: "It's the first thing I learnt when I came to the North. Keep your fire going. Every time you leave the room, put more wood on."
Jaime: "... You know the first thing I learned in the North? I hate the fucking North." (Funny Line)
39:22 (+3) Bronn:
Bronn comments after hearing of Jaime's relationship with Brienne.

"I knew you were fucking her. A pair of tall, blond toffs. Must be like looking in the mirror." (Witty Insult)
39:52 (+3) Bronn:
Tyrion: "You're a knight, thanks to me."
Bronn: "Thanks to me. And that title's worth as much as a blond hair from your brother's ballsack." (Witty Insult)
40:05 (+3) Bronn:
Tyrion: "You broke my nose!"
Bronn: "I did not break your nose."
Tyrion: "How do you know?"
Bronn: "Because I've been breaking noses since I was your size, and I know what it sounds like." (Funny Line)
40:50 (+3) Bronn:
Tyrion: "May I speak?
Bronn: "Why not? Only death will shut you up." (Witty Insult)
41:48 (+3) Bronn:
Jaime: "Highgarden will never belong to a cutthroat."
Bronn: "Who were your ancestors, the ones who made your family rich? Fancy lads in silk? They were fucking cutthroats.
That's how all the great houses started, isn't it? With a hard bastard who was good at killing people. Kill a few hundred people, they make you a lord. Kill a few thousand, they make you king. And then all your cocksucking grandsons can ruin the family with their cocksucking ways." (Funny Line)
Glasses of Wine Consumed
9:52 (+5) Jaime Lannister:
Jaime drinks as Gendry scoots past him and Brienne in the aisle. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
12:24 (+5) Jaime Lannister:
Brienne and Jaime share a drink at the Feast of Winterfell.

Jaime: "We've fought dead things and lived to talk about it.If this isn't the time to drink, when is?" (Glass of Wine Consumed)
25:41 (+5) Jaime Lannister:
Jaime pours himself a cup and drinks in Brienne's bedchambers as he jealously questions her about Tormund Giantsbane. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
39:01 (+5) Jaime Lannister:
Jaime and Tyrion drink after toasting to Jaime's new relationship with Brienne. "To climbing mountains." (Glass of Wine Consumed)
41:49 (+5) Bronn:
Bronn has a sip from Tyrion's tasty beverage as he holds both of the Lannister brothers at bay with a crossbow. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Acts of Intercourse
27:20 (+5) Jaime Lannister:
Jaime fumbles awkwardly in his first attempts at flirting with someone who is not a sibling, but ultimately succeeds in wooing Brienne with the 'ol "my it's quite hot in here". (Act of Intercourse)
65:39 (+5) Jaime Lannister:
Jaime sits brooding in front of the fireplace after a 2nd night with Brienne, reflecting on how one just can't go back to non-incest after hitting that high-grade sibling kush. (Act of Intercourse)
submitted by nyan (approved!)
A Game of Thrones
38:29 (+1) Jaime Lannister:
Tyrion sits with Jaime in front of a fireplace in Winterfell, as Tyrion ribs Jaime on his newfound romance with Brienne. (Basic Seat)
39:37 (+1) Bronn:
Bronn takes a seat with his hostages as he negotiates with Tyrion and Jaime at crossbow-point. (Basic Seat)
65:17 (+1) Jaime Lannister:
Jaime sits on a chair in front of the fireplace after a 2nd night with Brienne, reflecting on how non-incest just doesn't really do it for him. (Basic Seat)
Deaths
4:04 (+2) Theon Greyjoy:
Theon lies atop a funeral pyre after the battle of Winterfell, as Sansa says goodbye. (Dead Body Appearance)
6:41 (+2) Qhono:
Qhono's body appears on the funeral pyre as Winterfell pays their respects to the fallen. (Dead Body Appearance)
The Feels
37:18 (+5) Arya Stark:
Arya and Sansa stage a family intervention with Jon Snow to bring him back to the Stark side.

Jon: "I've never been a Stark."
Sansa: "You are. You're just as much Ned Stark's child as any of us."
Arya: "You're my brother. Not my half-brother or my bastard brother. My brother." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)
56:50 (+15) Jaime Lannister:
After two days of playing house with Brienne, Jaime receives news of the events in King's Landing and reflects on where his true passions lie.

"You think I'm a good man? I pushed a boy out a tower window, crippled him for life for Cersei. I strangled my cousin with my own hands just to get back to Cersei. I would have murdered every man, woman and child in Riverrun for Cersei. She's hateful. And so am I." (Sad Feels)
65:09 (+3) Jaime Lannister:
After two nights in bed with Brienne, Jaime lies awake and reflects on how non-incest just really doesn't do it for him. (I've made a huge mistake.)
submitted by nyan (approved!)