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Matchup: Drogon, Drogoff vs I Think Euron to Something for Ep 4 | Fantasora

Character Drafted Total Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Thrones Deaths Special Feels
#13 56 0 0 6 20 10 2 0 0 18
#20 22 1 0 15 5 0 1 0 0 0
#36 20 0 0 0 10 10 0 0 0 0
#4 8 0 8 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
#29 3 0 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
#45 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Totals 109 1 11 21 35 20 3 0 0 18

Character Drafted Total Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Thrones Deaths Special Feels
#17 17 0 0 3 5 0 1 5 3 0
#16 12 0 11 0 0 0 1 0 0 0
#32 8 0 3 0 0 0 2 0 3 0
#33 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
#1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
The long-deceased head of House Stark.
#48 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Totals 37 0 14 3 5 0 4 5 6 0

Kills
40:01 (+1) Bronn:
Bronn punches Tyrion square in the nose, rendering it bloody. "I've never hit a dwarf before, but say another word and I will belt you." (Minor Injury of Named Character)
Political Wins
In the War Council meeting, Varys mentions that Yara Greyjoy has retaken the Iron Islands. (Acquire a New Castle/City/Army/Loot)
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51:22 (+3) Varys:
Varys learns of Jon's parentage through the game of secret discovery telephone.

Varys: "How many others know?"
Tyrion: "Including us? Eight."
Varys: "Well, then it's not a secret anymore. It's information."
(Secret Discovery)
Euron and the Iron Fleet ambush Daenerys Targaryen's fleet on their way to Dragonstone, shooting Rhaegal out of the sky from their ship-mounted Scorpions. (Kill of Named Character (Orchestrated))
Euron's Iron Fleet executes a devastating attack on Daenerys' armada, shooting down one of her dragons and sinking most of her ships just outside of Dragonstone. (Victorious Battle)
Euron has captured Missandei and delivered her to King's Landing following the surprise attack on Daenerys' fleet. (New Follower/Prisoner)
As a result of the Iron Fleet attacks on Daenerys' ships, Cersei captures Missandei. (New Follower/Prisoner)
Cersei carries through on her threat as the Mountain beheads the prisoner Missandei in front of Daenerys and her advisors during the attempted parley. (Kill of Named Character (Orchestrated))
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
Jaime and Brienne play a drinking game of guesses.

Jaime: "You... are an only child."
Brienne: "I told you I was."
Jaime: "You didn't."
Brienne: "I did."
Jaime: "I surmised it."
(Funny Line)
Brienne: "It's the first thing I learnt when I came to the North. Keep your fire going. Every time you leave the room, put more wood on."
Jaime: "... You know the first thing I learned in the North? I hate the fucking North."
(Funny Line)
39:22 (+3) Bronn:
Bronn comments after hearing of Jaime's relationship with Brienne.

"I knew you were fucking her. A pair of tall, blond toffs. Must be like looking in the mirror."
(Witty Insult)
39:52 (+3) Bronn:
Tyrion: "You're a knight, thanks to me."
Bronn: "Thanks to me. And that title's worth as much as a blond hair from your brother's ballsack."
(Witty Insult)
40:05 (+3) Bronn:
Tyrion: "You broke my nose!"
Bronn: "I did not break your nose."
Tyrion: "How do you know?"
Bronn: "Because I've been breaking noses since I was your size, and I know what it sounds like."
(Funny Line)
40:50 (+3) Bronn:
Tyrion: "May I speak?
Bronn: "Why not? Only death will shut you up."
(Witty Insult)
41:48 (+3) Bronn:
Jaime: "Highgarden will never belong to a cutthroat."
Bronn: "Who were your ancestors, the ones who made your family rich? Fancy lads in silk? They were fucking cutthroats.
That's how all the great houses started, isn't it? With a hard bastard who was good at killing people. Kill a few hundred people, they make you a lord. Kill a few thousand, they make you king. And then all your cocksucking grandsons can ruin the family with their cocksucking ways."
(Funny Line)
Cersei: "If you have any last words, now is the time."
Missandei: "Dracarys."
(Threat)
Glasses of Wine Consumed
Podrick drinks from his cup as Gendry makes his way through the aisle. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Jaime drinks as Gendry scoots past him and Brienne in the aisle. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Missandei drinks her toast early as the crowd cheers on Gendry's promotion to non-bastard and Lord Barathon of Storm's End. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Brienne and Jaime share a drink at the Feast of Winterfell.

Jaime: "We've fought dead things and lived to talk about it.If this isn't the time to drink, when is?"
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
Jaime pours himself a cup and drinks in Brienne's bedchambers as he jealously questions her about Tormund Giantsbane. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Jaime and Tyrion drink after toasting to Jaime's new relationship with Brienne. "To climbing mountains." (Glass of Wine Consumed)
41:49 (+5) Bronn:
Bronn has a sip from Tyrion's tasty beverage as he holds both of the Lannister brothers at bay with a crossbow. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Acts of Intercourse
Podrick has a girl in hand and chats up another Northern beauty before all three abscond into a dark corner of Winterfell. (Act of Intercourse)
Jaime fumbles awkwardly in his first attempts at flirting with someone who is not a sibling, but ultimately succeeds in wooing Brienne with the 'ol "my it's quite hot in here". (Act of Intercourse)
Jaime sits brooding in front of the fireplace after a 2nd night with Brienne, reflecting on how one just can't go back to non-incest after hitting that high-grade sibling kush. (Act of Intercourse)
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A Game of Thrones
9:54 (+1) Missandei:
Missandei sits in a chair at the side table at the Feast of Winterfell. (Basic Seat)
14:53 (+1) Varys:
Varys sits in a chair at the edge of the head table as Tormund and the hall give a toast. "To Daenerys, the Dragon Queen!" (Basic Seat)
Tyrion sits with Jaime in front of a fireplace in Winterfell, as Tyrion ribs Jaime on his newfound romance with Brienne. (Basic Seat)
39:37 (+1) Bronn:
Bronn takes a seat with his hostages as he negotiates with Tyrion and Jaime at crossbow-point. (Basic Seat)
51:33 (+1) Varys:
Varys sits down with Tyrion in the cabin below deck, discussing the secret of Jon's parentage. (Basic Seat)
Euron sits in the gunner's seat of the Scorpion aboard his ship, as the Iron Fleet chases down Daenerys' dragons. (Basic Seat)
Jaime sits on a chair in front of the fireplace after a 2nd night with Brienne, reflecting on how non-incest just doesn't really do it for him. (Basic Seat)
Deaths
Missandei is beheaded by the Mountain atop the ramparts at King's Landing, after delivering her final words - "Dracarys." (Death)
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Special
61:32 (+3) Varys:
Varys: "He (Jon Snow) is a man, which makes him more appealing to the lords of Westeros, whose support we are going to need."
Tyrion: "Joffrey was a man. I don't think a cock is a true qualification, as I'm sure you'd agree."
(Special)
Missandei speaks her last words in Valyrian.

Cersei: "If you have any last words, now is the time."
Missandei: "Dracarys."
(Special)
The Feels
After two days of playing house with Brienne, Jaime receives news of the events in King's Landing and reflects on where his true passions lie.

"You think I'm a good man? I pushed a boy out a tower window, crippled him for life for Cersei. I strangled my cousin with my own hands just to get back to Cersei. I would have murdered every man, woman and child in Riverrun for Cersei. She's hateful. And so am I."
(Sad Feels)