Matchup: The Table Cersei and Jamie banged on next to their dead child :) vs A Team Has No Name for Ep 2

Winter is Cumming

The Table Cersei and Jamie banged on next to their dead child :) (cadenculp)

Character	Drafted	Total	Politics	Insults	Wine	Thrones	Special	Feels
Tormund Giantsbane	#15	59	0	15	5	3	30	6
Jon Snow	#2	12	3	0	0	1	3	5
Euron Greyjoy	#18	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
Yara Greyjoy	#31	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
Totals		71	3	15	5	4	33	11

A Team Has No Name (nemowasabi)

Character	Drafted	Total	Insults	Wine	Sex	Thrones	Special	Feels
Jaime Lannister	#6	28	9	10	0	4	0	5
Samwell Tarly	#22	16	6	0	0	0	0	10
Gendry	#27	14	3	0	5	0	6	0
Bran Stark	#11	3	0	0	0	3	0	0
Totals		61	18	10	5	7	6	15

Political Wins

6:16 (+3) Jon Snow:

Daenerys addresses Jon as Warden of the North when asking his opinion on the Jaime Lannister matter, confirming his new position under his regime. (New Title)

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Also these are in the rules:
Titles are like WWE championships - points are awarded for each title gained and re-gained (e.g. losing and winning titles repeatedly makes you an 8x WWE Intercontinental Champion. Holding and defending the title for 8 years still just counts as 1x)
-hindsight44

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2019 Apr 22
I might be wrong, but wouldn't it be a reduced title from king in the north to warden of the north? -imonaship12

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2019 Apr 22 chadbrathwaite likes this
I think if we get really technical about it, King in the North and Warden of the North are mutually exclusive - you can only be Warden for a reigning monarch, which implies you're not King in the North. Per the WWE criteria, any title change counts even if it sounds like a demotion (one could argue it's a smaller fish in a bigger pond scenario). -nyan

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Insults Delivered / Funny Lines

14:06 (+3) Jaime Lannister:

Tyrion: "So, we're going to die. At Winterfell. Not the death I would've chosen. I always pictured myself dying in my own bed, at the age of 80, with a belly fully of wine and a [in unison with Jaime] girl's mouth around my cock." (Funny Line)

16:11 (+3) Jaime Lannister:

Brienne: "What are you doing? ... We have never had a conversation last this long without you insulting me, not once."
Jaime: "You want me to insult you?" (Funny Line)

26:42 (+3) Tormund Giantsbane:

"The big woman still here?" (Funny Line)

33:40 (+3) Samwell Tarly:

Sam defends his renowned fighting abilities
Jon Snow: "If you want to join them (Gilly and little Sam in the crypts)..."
Sam: "Everyone seems to forget that I was the first man to kill a White Walker. I've killed Thenns-"
Edd: "Thenn."
Sam: "I've saved Gilly more than once. I stole a *considerable* number of books from the Citadel library. Survived the Fist of the First Men. You need me out there!"
Edd: "Well if that's where it's come to we really are fucked." (Funny Line)

Having Sam in my team, I do wonder what I'm getting points for in this piece of dialogue. His funny line came afterwards, which is already scored accurately. -Lem Lemoncake

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2019 Apr 23
I liked the "stole a *considerable* number of books" part personally. It's Sam thinking that is one of the top-3 most badass things he's done. -nyan

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2019 Apr 23
Well it's more of a boast then, isn't it? But yeah.. I guess, the character's intention doesn't really count, and as always with those funny lines, most of them will appeal in different ways to different viewers. -Lem Lemoncake

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34:03 (+3) Samwell Tarly:

Edd: "Well if that's where it's come to we really are fucked."
Sam: "Well- calling you fucked wouldn't be strictly accurate." (Witty Insult)

35:33 (+3) Jaime Lannister:

to Tyrion: "It wasn't so simple. I was sleeping with my sister, and you had one friend in the world - who was sleeping with his sister." (Funny Line)

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Doesn’t matter, think it’s cause Jaime got points for new follower and they’ve been changed to Brienne’s points. -conor_finlay

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2019 Apr 22
Yeah, I had a few mistakes so it's possible that Jaime's +3 got balanced out by a -3 somewhere else. If you click into your team or your matchup, it will show an event log of all the events being counted for your characters. -nyan

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2019 Apr 22
there was a correction of -3 for jamie when he got points for pledging himself to brienne -ryanmcfarlane09

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37:26 (+3) Tormund Giantsbane:

Tyrion: "Would you like a drink?"
Tormund: "Brought my own." [holds up horn of weird milk] (Funny Line)

37:35 (+3) Tormund Giantsbane:

The telephone game of Westerosi epithets makes its way to Tormund.
to Jaime: "They call you Kingkiller." (Funny Line)

38:27 (+3) Tormund Giantsbane:

Tormund tells the story of his name, Giantsbane.

"They call me Giantsbane. Want to know why?
I killed a giant when I was 10. Then I climbed right into bed with his wife.
When she woke up, you know what she did? Suckled me at her teat for three months.
Thought I was her baby. That's how I got so strong. Giant's milk." (Funny Line)

42:40 (+3) Gendry:

Gendry with the deflection as he gets grilled by Arya.
Gendry: "Then she (Melisandre) tied me up, stripped me down, put leeches all over me."
Arya: "Was that your first time?"
Gendry: "No, yeah, I've never had leeches put all over my cock." (Funny Line)

46:04 (+3) Tormund Giantsbane:

to Brienne: "I'm no King, but if I were, I'd knight you ten times over." (Funny Line)

Glasses of Wine Consumed

36:08 (+5) Jaime Lannister:

Tyrion raises a toast - "to the perils of self-betterment" and Jaime just gets his lips on the cup as Brienne and Podrick barge in. (Glass of Wine Consumed)

38:27 (+5) Tormund Giantsbane:

Tormund shotguns his entire horn of "giants' milk" as it pours down all over his beard to the dismay of Davos and others. (Glass of Wine Consumed)

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45:50 (+5) Jaime Lannister:

Jaime refills his cup as the fireplace crew talks about the sexism of knighthood in Westeros. (Glass of Wine Consumed)

Acts of Intercourse

44:21 (+5) Gendry:

Gendry and Arya spend possibly their last night rolling among the burlap sacks. "We're probably going to die soon. I want to know what it's like before that happens." (Act of Intercourse)

I think this should be phrased differently. This wasn't a quid pro quo transaction. This was Arya reaching out affirmatively, demonstrating sexual agency, and choosing Gendry to have this experience with because she trusts him. She would have done the same thing even without the weapon. -power.suit

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Oh definitely, not at all - sorry if this implied that, it was attempting to put some kind of color onto the event descriptions. Lemme change it to match Arya's for now and see I'll revisit if I think up anything better while writing the blog post. -nyan

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2019 Apr 22
Maybe this is already included in these 5 points, but shouldn't there be 2 intercourse scenes scored? There's the shot on the sacks and then again later when Arya and Gendry are shown in bed. Implied sex. -the_catherine316

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A Game of Thrones

3:12 (+1) Jon Snow:

Jon is zoned out in his seat as the rest of the court in Winterfell interrogates Jaime. (Basic Seat)

4:35 (+1) Bran Stark:

Bran sits in his wheelchair at the Court of Winterfell.
Jaime: "We were at war. Everything I did, I did for my house and my family. i'd do it all again."
Bran: "The things we do for love." (Basic Seat)

10:59 (+1) Bran Stark:

Bran sits in his wheelchair in the Godswood as he has a conversation with Jaime. (Basic Seat)

27:17 (+1) Bran Stark:

Bran sits in his wheelchair while the group plans for the Battle of Winterfell. (Basic Seat)

34:50 (+1) Jaime Lannister:

Jaime sits in front of the fireplace in Winterfell with Tyrion. (Basic Seat)

36:55 (+1) Jaime Lannister:

Jaime sits back down on his chair after inviting their new guests around the fireplace. (Basic Seat)

37:55 (+1) Tormund Giantsbane:

Tormund sits down to regale the fireplace crew with the story of how he was named Giantsbane. (Basic Seat)

44:38 (+1) Tormund Giantsbane:

Tormund and the fireplace crew continue sitting. (Basic Seat)

44:39 (+1) Jaime Lannister:

Jaime and the fireplace crew continue sitting. (Basic Seat)

51:06 (+1) Jaime Lannister:

Tyrion sits as Davos declares "we're out of wine" to the fireplace crew. (Basic Seat)

51:10 (+1) Tormund Giantsbane:

Tormund is sitting as Davos declares "we're out of wine" to the fireplace crew. (Basic Seat)

Special

8:29 (+3) Gendry:

Gendry tends to the coals in the forge at Winterfell and starts to hammer a piece of metal. (Special)

25:55 (+3) Tormund Giantsbane:

Tormund greets Jon with a bear tackle and calls him "My little Crow." (Special)

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30:05 (+9) Tormund Giantsbane:

Tormund gives the eye to Brienne during the battle planning meeting (3 seconds)

"We're all going to die... but at least we die together." (Special)

37:11 (+18) Tormund Giantsbane:

Tormund stares at Brienne as he enters the fireplace room (6 cumulative seconds staring at Brienne). She stares back.
"It could be our last night in this world, you know?" (Special)

41:42 (+3) Gendry:

Gendry delivers the dragonglass spear he forged for Arya. (Special)

54:51 (+3) Jon Snow:

to Daenerys: "So the last thing she did as she bled to death on her birthing bed was give the boy to her brother Ned Stark - to raise as his bastard." (Special)

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The Feels

25:52 (+3) Tormund Giantsbane:

Tormund bear tackles Jon Snow in the courtyard as the Beyond-the-Wall gang reunites in Winterfell. (Funny Line)

Doesn't he also call Jon a crow here - does that count toward his special? I guess there's no mention of `killing` but idk if there's precedent -dennis

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2019 Apr 22 dneanover likes this
@dennis he doesn't really do crow killing anymore, so I'm onboard with changing this. This is outdated from S4. -nyan

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Yeah I think generally if he says "crow" at all it should count now, as it's pretty rare as it is -dennis

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Shouldn't Jon get points for this too and his embrace with Eddison Tollett? Considering he thought they may have been lost, to be reunited again since he left them at the Wall? -davidleelake

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34:25 (+5) Jon Snow:

The three remaining Night's Watch members share some banter and reflect on their beginnings.
Samwell: "Think back to where we started. Us, Grenn, Pyp."
Jon: "Now it's just us three."
Edd: "Last man left, burn the rest of us." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)

34:25 (+5) Samwell Tarly:

38:27 (+3) Tormund Giantsbane:

Tormund shotguns his entire horn of "giants' milk" as it pours down all over his beard to the dismay of Davos and others. (Ridiculously Funny Moment)

47:37 (+5) Jaime Lannister:

Jaime knights Brienne of Tarth

"In the name of the Warrior, I charge you to be brave.
In the name of the Father, I charge you to be just.
In the name of the Mother, I charge you to defend the innocent.
Arise, Brienne of Tarth - a knight of the Seven Kingdoms." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)

50:17 (+5) Samwell Tarly:

Jorah receives Heartsbane, the Tarly family sword from Samwell, as a remembrance to his father, the Lord Commander Jeor Mormont.

Samwell: "And I'd love to defend them with it. But I can't really hold it upright. Your father, he taught me how to be a man. How to do what's right. This is right." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)

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