Matchup: Impin Ain't Easy vs What Pod did to those whores for Ep 4
TheFuckTrainHasNoBrakes
Political Wins
34:57
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Daenerys Targaryen:
Daenerys' pleas to Jon were effective, convincing him to take her side over the Stark family's in pledging the unconditional loyalty of the Northern troops.
(Convincing Argument)
38:17
(+3)
Arya Stark:
Arya and Sansa learn of Jon Snow's true heritage as a secret Targaryen and heir to the Iron Throne.
(Secret Discovery)
59:07
(+3)
Daenerys Targaryen:
Daenerys ignores Varys' pleas and proceeds with her plan to take King's Landing by force.
Varys: "I beg you, Your Grace. Do not destroy the city you came to save. Do not become what you have always struggled to defeat."
Daenerys: "Do you believe we're here for a reason, Lord Varys? I'm here to free the world from tyrants. That is my destiny and I will serve it, no matter the cost." (Executive Decision)
Varys: "I beg you, Your Grace. Do not destroy the city you came to save. Do not become what you have always struggled to defeat."
Daenerys: "Do you believe we're here for a reason, Lord Varys? I'm here to free the world from tyrants. That is my destiny and I will serve it, no matter the cost." (Executive Decision)
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
31:40
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Daenerys Targaryen:
Daenerys demands subservience from Jon to keep his Targaryen identity from his family.
Jon: "You are my Queen. Nothing will change that. And they are my family. We can live together."
Daenerys: "We can. I've just told you how." (Threat)
Jon: "You are my Queen. Nothing will change that. And they are my family. We can live together."
Daenerys: "We can. I've just told you how." (Threat)
Glasses of Wine Consumed
9:50
(+5)
Podrick Payne:
Podrick drinks from his cup as Gendry makes his way through the aisle.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
11:40
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Daenerys Targaryen:
Daenerys drinks as the crowd celebrates Gendry's promotion to Lord Baratheon of Storm's End.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
12:23
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Brienne of Tarth:
Brienne and Jaime share a drink at the Feast of Winterfell.
Jaime: "We've fought dead things and lived to talk about it.If this isn't the time to drink, when is?" (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Jaime: "We've fought dead things and lived to talk about it.If this isn't the time to drink, when is?" (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Sandor takes a sip in the blurry background as Davos and Tyrion talk about Melisandre.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
13:31
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Davos Seaworth:
Davos is handed a cup by Tyrion as they worry about the mysteries of the Lord of Light and the political infighting situation.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
15:44
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Brienne of Tarth:
Brienne is forced to drink in the game after Jaime correctly "guesses" that she is an only child.
Jaime: "You... are an only child."
Brienne: "I told you I was."
Jaime: "You didn't."
Brienne: "I did."
Jaime: "I surmised it." (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Jaime: "You... are an only child."
Brienne: "I told you I was."
Jaime: "You didn't."
Brienne: "I did."
Jaime: "I surmised it." (Glass of Wine Consumed)
16:25
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Davos Seaworth:
Davos drinks in the foreground as Tormund regales the crowd with the legends of Jon Snow.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
17:14
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Brienne of Tarth:
Brienne drinks jovially at a table with Podrick, Tyrion, and Jaime as Daenerys realizes she has no friends.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
18:09
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Brienne of Tarth:
Brienne guesses wrong that Tyrion is drinking wine but prefers ale, forcing her to drink.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
18:25
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Podrick Payne:
Podrick does a nervous drink as Tyrion guesses that Brienne is a virgin at the Feast of Winterfell.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
Clegane takes another bitter drink as growls at a Northern girl who attempts to hit on him.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
Sandor drinks from his refill as he talks bluntly with Sansa about her experiences. "You've changed, little bird."
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
24:56
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Brienne of Tarth:
Brienne takes a drink as Jaime stumbles into her bedchambers with a cups and a pitcher of wine.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
Acts of Intercourse
20:47
(+10)
Podrick Payne:
Podrick has a girl in hand and chats up another Northern beauty before all three abscond into a dark corner of Winterfell.
(Act of Intercourse)
27:20
(+5)
Brienne of Tarth:
Brienne experiences her first time with Jaime after he drunkenly and jealously stumbles into her bedchambers.
Jaime: "I've never slept with a knight before."
Brienne: "I've never slept with anyone before." (Act of Intercourse)
Jaime: "I've never slept with a knight before."
Brienne: "I've never slept with anyone before." (Act of Intercourse)
65:43
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Brienne of Tarth:
Brienne wakes up from bed after a 2nd night with Jaime, only to find he has disappeared into the night.
(Act of Intercourse)
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A Game of Thrones
4:44
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Bran Stark:
Bran sits in his wheelchair among the crowd as they pay their respects to the dead from the Battle of Winterfell.
(Basic Seat)
8:54
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Bran Stark:
Bran sits in his wheelchair behind the head table during the celebratory feast at Winterfell.
(Basic Seat)
8:54
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Daenerys Targaryen:
Daenerys sits at the head table during the celebratory feast at Winterfell.
(Basic Seat)
10:11
(+1)
Davos Seaworth:
Davos sits and observes nervously as Daenerys calls out Gendry for his Baratheon heritage.
(Basic Seat)
15:20
(+1)
Daenerys Targaryen:
Daenerys sits back down to brood after toasting to Arya Stark, the Hero of Winterfell
(Basic Seat)
35:54
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Bran Stark:
Bran sits in his wheelchair in the background of Daenerys' war planning meeting.
(Basic Seat)
36:07
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Bran Stark:
Bran sits in a wheelchair in the Godswood during the Stark family intervention meeting with Jon.
(Basic Seat)
Deaths
4:04
(+2)
Theon Greyjoy:
Theon lies atop a funeral pyre after the battle of Winterfell, as Sansa says goodbye.
(Dead Body Appearance)
7:07
(+2)
Beric Dondarrion:
Beric's body lies atop a funeral pyre after the Battle of Winterfell.
(Dead Body Appearance)
Special
Sandor scoops at a shepherd's pie in his bowl during the Feast of Winterfell.
(Special)
Sandor scoops at a shepherd's pie in his bowl during the Feast of Winterfell, in a strong foreshadowing to the Cleganebowl that was Promised.
(Special)
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14:55
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Daenerys Targaryen:
Daenerys switches up to a burgundy dress at the Feast of Winterfell
(Special)
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Sandor chews on a piece of jerky as he rides solo out of Winterfell.
(Special)
The Feels
Sandor continues to sit and eat throughout all the various celebratory toasts for Gendry, Arya, and other heroes of the Battle of Winterfell.
(Ridiculously Funny Moment)
Sandor Clegane and Sansa talk about their long journeys and roads not taken.
Sandor: " You've changed, Little Bird. None of it would have happened if you'd left King's Landing with me. No Littlefinger, no Ramsay none of it."
Sansa: "Without Littlefinger, and Ramsay, and the rest... I would have stayed a Little Bird all my life." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)
Sandor: " You've changed, Little Bird. None of it would have happened if you'd left King's Landing with me. No Littlefinger, no Ramsay none of it."
Sansa: "Without Littlefinger, and Ramsay, and the rest... I would have stayed a Little Bird all my life." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)
37:18
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Arya Stark:
Arya and Sansa stage a family intervention with Jon Snow to bring him back to the Stark side.
Jon: "I've never been a Stark."
Sansa: "You are. You're just as much Ned Stark's child as any of us."
Arya: "You're my brother. Not my half-brother or my bastard brother. My brother." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)
Jon: "I've never been a Stark."
Sansa: "You are. You're just as much Ned Stark's child as any of us."
Arya: "You're my brother. Not my half-brother or my bastard brother. My brother." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)
38:21
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Bran Stark:
Jon: *struggles internally with secret heritage*
Bran: "It's your choice."
Jon: "I need to tell you a secret. But you have to swear you can't tell anyone."
Sansa, Arya: "We swear it."
Jon: "Alright, here goes... Bran, tell 'em." (I've made a huge mistake.)
Bran: "It's your choice."
Jon: "I need to tell you a secret. But you have to swear you can't tell anyone."
Sansa, Arya: "We swear it."
Jon: "Alright, here goes... Bran, tell 'em." (I've made a huge mistake.)
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57:26
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Brienne of Tarth:
Brienne begs Jaime to stay with her, but is left sobbing in the courtyard of Winterfell after Jaime rides off to save Cersei.
"You're better than she is. You're a good man and you can't save her. You don't need to die with her. Stay here. Stay with me." (Sad Feels)
"You're better than she is. You're a good man and you can't save her. You don't need to die with her. Stay here. Stay with me." (Sad Feels)