Notice: MemcachePool::get(): Server localhost (tcp 11211, udp 0) failed with: Connection refused (111) in /var/www/html/fantasora.com/public_html/src/Cache/Cache.php on line 70
What Pod did to those whores | Fantasora

What Pod did to those whores

TheFuckTrainHasNoBrakes

Owner: qaspr92

3-3, 26.5 roto pts (#5)
Z-Score: -0.881 (percentile: 18.91%)
Weeks at #1: 0
Categories won:
Best Week: Episode 2: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms (+8 roto points)
Team MVP: Sandor Clegane (The Hound) (picked #11, 155 points, 33.55% of team total)
Longest winstreak: W-2

Roster Stats

Character Drafted Total Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Thrones Deaths Special Feels
#11 155 72 6 15 25 0 0 10 9 18
#14 149 40 15 6 25 10 8 0 0 45
#23 79 46 6 0 0 0 0 7 0 20
#26 59 12 3 0 20 10 3 0 6 5
#2 15 5 0 0 0 0 0 10 0 0
#35 5 0 0 0 0 0 0 5 0 0
#47 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
#38 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Totals 462 175 30 21 70 20 11 32 15 88

Roster

charId Character Special
390
* each time he is mounted by a new dragonrider (Political Follower points)
* on-screen barrel rolls completed (360° rotations in the air)
* objects burned in non-combat situations
81
* +1 point for scenes where he eats
* 2x multiplier for actions performed while confronted by fire
9
* Scores every time she mentions the "oath" or "vow" she swore to serve the Starks. * Scores every time someone references her size/masculinity/attractiveness.
61
+1 point for scenes where Theon refers to himself as "Reek"
+1 point when his missing manhood is referenced
27
+1 point for failed attempts at basic tasks.
+1 point for surprising people with how good he is at a task
377
36
+1 point each time he flirts with Daenerys.
263
+1 each time he asks a rhetorical questions he already knows the answer to
Kills
Episode 1: Winterfell
Theon kills a member of Euron's crew as he leads a squad of Ironborn on a rescue mission to save his sister Yara Greyjoy. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
submitted by kevinreading66 (approved!)
Theon throws an axe into the skull of the Ironborn soldier guarding Yara Greyjoy. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Episode 3: The Long Night
Podrick gets a quick stab on a wight that charges him. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Brienne's downward strike takes out one wight, before she is gang-tackled by the horde. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Podrick home run swings a wight into pieces with his dragonglass blade. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Brienne cuts down two wights as the snowstorm approaches overhead. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Brienne strikes down a wight. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Podrick runs through a wight with his sword, and slashes another on its side. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
The Hound hacks away at 3 wights with his dragonglass axe. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Brienne stabs through a wight as Sam watches her silhouette through the flames of the battlefield. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
The Hound cuts down a spinning wight as he covers the group's retreat to Winterfell. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Clegane slashes down a wight as the phalanx of Unsullied escort Melisandre outside the Winterfell gate. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Sandor cuts down another wight as time frantically ticks down for the Red Woman's firestarters to work. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Sandor brings his axe down on a wight as it attempts to scale the wall, sending it tumbling back down to the bottom. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Brienne decapitates two wights as they overrun the wall. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Brienne knocks 3 wights over a weak guardrail atop the wall. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Brienne rescues Jaime and killing the 2 wights on top of him and defending against 4 more wights charging their position. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Brienne mops up Jaime's sloppy work, turning around to cut down a wight who was still attacking after Jaime's strike. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Clegane fights off two wights, knocking out one's head and kicking another. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Theon shoots down a wight with a flaming arrow as the Ironborn protect Bran in the Godswood. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
55:32 (+5) Viserion:
Viserion slashes at Rhaegal's breast, ripping off several of his scales as the dragons engage in an aerial dogfight. (Major Injury of Named Character)
Theon shoots down two more wights as they storm into the Godswood. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Brienne cuts down three wights as they begin to overwhelm her position in the Winterfell courtyard. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Theon makes his last stand, killing two wights with his last two arrows. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Making his last stand after running out of arrows, Theon bashes in a wight with his bow, and finds a spear to fend off four more wights. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
As Brienne and Jaimie are tied up against the wall, Podrick's hands are free and he continues to hack away at the wight horde, scoring two kills. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Theon cuts down three more wights as Bran's last defender in the Godswood. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Episode 5: The Bells
Sandor deftly handles 4 of Cersei's Queensguard as he confronts her and his brother Gregor escaping the Red Keep. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Sandor tackles Gregor Clegane and carries him through the crumbling ruins of the Red Keep and into the burning city below. (Kill of Named Character)
Sandor sacrifices himself to tackle Gregor Clegane, carrying the both of them tumbling through the crumbling ruins of the Red Keep and into the burning city below. (Kill of Named Character)
Political Wins
Episode 1: Winterfell
After sneaking aboard Euron's ship, Theon frees his sister Yara. (New Follower/Prisoner)
Yara: "You want to go to Wintefell. To fight for the Starks. Go. What is dead may never die."
Theon: "What is dead may never die."
(House Words)
Sandor receives a massive dragonglass battleaxe forged by Gendry, and thanks him with insults.
"You know who makes weapons for the Wildlings? Cripples and cocksuckers - which one are you?"
(New Weapon)
Episode 2: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms
Brienne defends Jaime to the skeptical court at Winterfell, convincing Sansa to accept Jaime.

to Sansa: "Without him, my Lady, you would not be alive. He armed me, armored me, and sent me to find you and bring you home. Because he had sworn an oath to your mother."
(Convincing Argument)
Brienne is revealed to be a commander for the upcoming Battle at Winterfell, overseeing the left flank.

"It's good ground. The rise - it should give us some advantage if we can keep a tight formation we might be able to beat them back."
(New Title)
Jaime pledges his services to Brienne: "I came to Winterfell because I'm not the fighter I used to be. But I'd be honored to serve under your command, if you'll have me." (New Follower/Prisoner)
Brienne is knighted by Ser Jaime Lannister.

"In the name of the Warrior, I charge you to be brave.
In the name of the Father, I charge you to be just.
In the name of the Mother, I charge you to defend the innocent.
Arise, Brienne of Tarth - a knight of the Seven Kingdoms."
(New Title)
Episode 5: The Bells
Sandor reflects on the bitter end that revenge has brought him to, as he wards Arya away from following his same path.

Sandor: "She's dead. And you'll be dead too if you don't get out of here."
Arya: "I'm going to kill her."
Sandor: "You think you wanted revenge a long time? I've been after it all my life. It's all I care about. And look at me. Look at me! You wanna be like me? You come with me, you die here."
(Convincing Argument)
Episode 6: The Iron Throne
Brienne joins the Small Council meeting as Lord Commander of the Kingsguard (New Title)
Brienne refers to the newly-knighted Ser Podrick Payne as he arrives to wheel Bran out of the Small Council meeting. (New Title)
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
Episode 1: Winterfell
"You're a cold little bitch aren't you? I guess that's why you're still alive." (Witty Insult)
submitted by sweetsarah025 (approved!)
Episode 2: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms
Brienne: "What are you doing? ... We have never had a conversation last this long without you insulting me, not once."
Jaime: "You want me to insult you?"
(Funny Line)
Brienne relents and allows her squire to have a drink.

Brienne: "I don't think that's wise - the battle might start at any moment."
[Podrick sad look]
Brienne: "Half cup."
(Funny Line)
submitted by nyan (approved!)
to Arya: "You never used to shut up, now you're just sitting there like a mute." (Funny Line)
As Beric walks by to interrupt the moment between Arya Stark and Sandor:

"Oh for fuck's sake - may as well be at a bloody wedding."
(Funny Line)
Beric Dondarrion: "The Lord of Light has brought us together all the same. This is his moment. When light-"
Sandor: "Thoros isn't here anymore, so I hope you're not about to give a sermon. Because if you are, the Lord of Light's gonna wonder why he brought you back 19 times just to watch you die when I chuck you over this fucking wall."
(Threat)
Glasses of Wine Consumed
Episode 2: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms
Podrick gulps down the overflowing full cup of wine poured by Tyrion. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Sandor drinks from his wineskin atop the ramparts of Winterfell. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Podrick drinks the last of his cup after Davos declares, "we're out of wine." (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Episode 3: The Long Night
The Hound takes a drink after admonishing Gendry for his thirst.

Gendry: "Look, it's not about that."
Sandor: "Of course it's about that, you twat. Why shouldn't it be? The dead are dead. You're not."
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
Episode 4: The Last of the Starks
Podrick drinks from his cup as Gendry makes his way through the aisle. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Brienne and Jaime share a drink at the Feast of Winterfell.

Jaime: "We've fought dead things and lived to talk about it.If this isn't the time to drink, when is?"
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
Sandor takes a sip in the blurry background as Davos and Tyrion talk about Melisandre. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Brienne is forced to drink in the game after Jaime correctly "guesses" that she is an only child.

Jaime: "You... are an only child."
Brienne: "I told you I was."
Jaime: "You didn't."
Brienne: "I did."
Jaime: "I surmised it."
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
Brienne drinks jovially at a table with Podrick, Tyrion, and Jaime as Daenerys realizes she has no friends. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Brienne guesses wrong that Tyrion is drinking wine but prefers ale, forcing her to drink. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Clegane takes another bitter drink as growls at a Northern girl who attempts to hit on him. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Sandor drinks from his refill as he talks bluntly with Sansa about her experiences. "You've changed, little bird." (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Brienne takes a drink as Jaime stumbles into her bedchambers with a cups and a pitcher of wine. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Acts of Intercourse
Episode 4: The Last of the Starks
Podrick has a girl in hand and chats up another Northern beauty before all three abscond into a dark corner of Winterfell. (Act of Intercourse)
Brienne experiences her first time with Jaime after he drunkenly and jealously stumbles into her bedchambers.

Jaime: "I've never slept with a knight before."
Brienne: "I've never slept with anyone before."
(Act of Intercourse)
Brienne wakes up from bed after a 2nd night with Jaime, only to find he has disappeared into the night. (Act of Intercourse)
submitted by nyan (approved!)
A Game of Thrones
Episode 2: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms
Brienne accepts Jaime's offer of a seat in front of the fireplace.
Jaime: "You really think any of us are going to sleep tonight? Join us."
(Basic Seat)
Podrick takes a seat among the fireplace crew. (Basic Seat)
Brienne and the fireplace crew continue sitting. (Basic Seat)
Brienne is sitting as Davos declares "we're out of wine" to the fireplace crew. (Basic Seat)
Episode 6: The Iron Throne
Brienne is seated as the Lords and Ladies of Westeros meet in the Dragonpit for Tyrion Lannister's trial. (Basic Seat)
Brienne sits back down after the Lords rise to anoint Bran Stark as King of Six Kingdoms. (Basic Seat)
Brienne sits as she pages through the Book of the Brothers, the chronicle of the Kingsguard. (Basic Seat)
Brienne takes her seat at the Small Council meeting after arriving with Bran. (Basic Seat)
Brienne reseats herself at the Small Council meeting after King Bran's departure. (Basic Seat)
Deaths
Episode 3: The Long Night
56:09 (+5) Viserion:
Dueling with Rhaegal and then Drogon in aerial combat, the Night King is thrown off Viserion's back and Viserion soon after has his neck snapped by Drogon. (Death)
submitted by codyandrew77 (approved!)
Theon is impaled by a spear shard after one last valiant charge against the Night King.

Bran: "Theon. You're a good man. Thank you."
(Death)
76:06 (+5) Viserion:
Viserion collapses for the final time after Arya kills the Night King (Death)
Episode 4: The Last of the Starks
Theon lies atop a funeral pyre after the battle of Winterfell, as Sansa says goodbye. (Dead Body Appearance)
Episode 5: The Bells
Captain Strickland is javelin'd through the back by Grey Worm, as he flees from the Unsullied forces charging the King's Landing gate. (Death)
Sandor sacrifices himself to tackle Gregor Clegane, carrying the both of them tumbling through the crumbling ruins of the Red Keep and into the burning city below. (Death)
Special
Episode 2: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms
Podrick impresses in a sparring session on the training grounds at Winterfell.

Jaime: "He's come a long way."
Brienne: "He's alright. Still has a lot to learn."
(Special)
submitted by nyan (approved!)
After he gets passed over by the group as Tyrion Lannister entreats a song, Podrick surprises the group with his rich and moving rendition of the ballad, "Jenny of Oldstones". (Special)
submitted by coreymarkhembree (approved!)
Episode 4: The Last of the Starks
Sandor scoops at a shepherd's pie in his bowl during the Feast of Winterfell, in a strong foreshadowing to the Cleganebowl that was Promised. (Special)
submitted by conor_finlay (approved!)
Sandor chews on a piece of jerky as he rides solo out of Winterfell. (Special)
The Feels
Episode 1: Winterfell
Theon and Yara share an embrace before they part ways to fight their separate parts of the war.
Yara: "You want to go to Wintefell. To fight for the Starks. Go. What is dead may never die."
Theon: "What is dead may never die."
Yara: "But kill the bastards anyway."
(Warm Fuzzy Moment)
Episode 2: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms
Theon and Sansa share a heartfelt hug as he returns to the North with his Ironborn.

"I want to fight for Winterfell, Lady Sansa. If you'll have me."
(Warm Fuzzy Moment)
Arya and the Hound share a drink atop the ramparts of Winterfell.

Arya: "No, I mean, what are you doing up here? You joined the Brotherhood. You went beyond the Wall with Jon. You're here now. Why? When was the last time you fought for anyone but yourself?"
Sandor: "I fought for you, didn't I?"
(Warm Fuzzy Moment)
Brienne is knighted by Ser Jaime Lannister.

"In the name of the Warrior, I charge you to be brave.
In the name of the Father, I charge you to be just.
In the name of the Mother, I charge you to defend the innocent.
Arise, Brienne of Tarth - a knight of the Seven Kingdoms."
(Warm Fuzzy Moment)
Podrick delivers a heartfelt rendition of the ballad, "Jenny of Oldstones":

"High in the halls of the Kings who are gone
Jenny would dance with her ghosts
The ones she had lost and the ones she had found
And the ones who had loved her the most
The ones who'd been gone for so very long
She couldn't remember their names
They spun her around on the damp old stones
Spun away all her sorrow and pain
And she never wanted to leave
Never wanted to leave...
Never wanted to leave...
Never wanted to leave...
Never wanted to leave...
Never wanted to leave..."
(Sad Feels)
Episode 3: The Long Night
Bran: "Theon. You're a good man. Thank you." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)
submitted by nyan (approved!)
Episode 4: The Last of the Starks
Sandor continues to sit and eat throughout all the various celebratory toasts for Gendry, Arya, and other heroes of the Battle of Winterfell. (Ridiculously Funny Moment)
Sandor Clegane and Sansa talk about their long journeys and roads not taken.

Sandor: " You've changed, Little Bird. None of it would have happened if you'd left King's Landing with me. No Littlefinger, no Ramsay none of it."
Sansa: "Without Littlefinger, and Ramsay, and the rest... I would have stayed a Little Bird all my life."
(Warm Fuzzy Moment)
Brienne begs Jaime to stay with her, but is left sobbing in the courtyard of Winterfell after Jaime rides off to save Cersei.

"You're better than she is. You're a good man and you can't save her. You don't need to die with her. Stay here. Stay with me."
(Sad Feels)
Episode 5: The Bells
Sandor reflects on the bitter end that revenge has brought him to, as he wards Arya away from following his same path.

Sandor: "She's dead. And you'll be dead too if you don't get out of here."
Arya: "I'm going to kill her."
Sandor: "You think you wanted revenge a long time? I've been after it all my life. It's all I care about. And look at me. Look at me! You wanna be like me? You come with me, you die here."
(Sad Feels)
Episode 6: The Iron Throne
Brienne returns to King's Landing and fills in Jaime Lannisters' entry in the The Book of the Brothers, the chronicle of the Kingsguard. (Warm Fuzzy Moment)