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Social Microbes GoT
Political Wins
28:41
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Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion convinces Jon to betray Daenerys for the good of the realm. "It's a terrible thing I'm asking. It's also the right thing."
(Convincing Argument)
46:35
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Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion successfully deflects Grey Worm from discussing his fate by dangling a juicy power struggle in front of the Lords of Westeros instead.
Grey Worm: "You are not here to speak! Everyone has heard enough words from you."
Tyrion: "You're right. And no one's any better for it. But it's not for you to decide. Jon committed his crime here. His fate is for our king to decide. Or our queen."
Lord Royce: "We don't have a king or queen."
Tyrion: "You're the most powerful people in Westeros. Choose one." (Convincing Argument)
Grey Worm: "You are not here to speak! Everyone has heard enough words from you."
Tyrion: "You're right. And no one's any better for it. But it's not for you to decide. Jon committed his crime here. His fate is for our king to decide. Or our queen."
Lord Royce: "We don't have a king or queen."
Tyrion: "You're the most powerful people in Westeros. Choose one." (Convincing Argument)
49:43
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Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion is succesful in his nomination of Bran Stark for King of Westeros.
"I've had nothing to do but think these past few weeks. About our bloody history. About the mistakes we've made. What unites people? Armies? Gold? Flags? Stories. There's nothing in the world more powerful than a good story. Nothing can stop it. No enemy can defeat it. And who has a better story than Bran the Broken?" (Convincing Argument)
"I've had nothing to do but think these past few weeks. About our bloody history. About the mistakes we've made. What unites people? Armies? Gold? Flags? Stories. There's nothing in the world more powerful than a good story. Nothing can stop it. No enemy can defeat it. And who has a better story than Bran the Broken?" (Convincing Argument)
Bronn is revealed as Lord of Highgarden and Master of Coin at the Small Council meeting.
Tyrion: "Ser Bronn of the Blackwater, Lord of Highgarden, Lord Paramount of the Reach and Master of Coin, would you say the crown's debt to you has been paid?"
Bronn: "In full, my Lord Hand." (New Title)
Tyrion: "Ser Bronn of the Blackwater, Lord of Highgarden, Lord Paramount of the Reach and Master of Coin, would you say the crown's debt to you has been paid?"
Bronn: "In full, my Lord Hand." (New Title)
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
22:01
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Tyrion Lannister:
"I suppose there's a crude kind of justice. I betrayed my closest friend and watched him burn. Now Varys's ashes can tell my ashes: See, I told you."
(Funny Line)
49:03
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Edmure Tully:
Edmure responds to Samwell Tarly's proposal for democratic elections: "Maybe we should give the dogs a vote as well"
(Witty Insult)
58:18
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Tyrion Lannister:
Jon: "I don't expect we'll ever see each other again."
Tyrion: "I wouldn't be so sure. A few years as Hand of the King would make anyone want to piss off the edge of the world." (Funny Line)
Tyrion: "I wouldn't be so sure. A few years as Hand of the King would make anyone want to piss off the edge of the world." (Funny Line)
Bronn: "The Master of Coin looks forward to helping the Master of Ships, but first he has to ensure we're not wasting coin, or soon there won't be no more coin."
Davos: "Any more."
Bronn: "You Master of Grammar now too?" (Witty Insult)
Davos: "Any more."
Bronn: "You Master of Grammar now too?" (Witty Insult)
Bronn: "Oh, speaking of builders, all the best brothels burned down. The Master of Coin is willing to fund reconstruction."
(Funny Line)
Samwell: "...the Archmaester is less than enthusiastic about the salutary effects of brothels."
Bronn: "Well I imagine he isn't using them properly." (Witty Insult)
Bronn: "Well I imagine he isn't using them properly." (Witty Insult)
71:10
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Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion: "I once brought a jackass and a honeycomb into a brothel."
(Funny Line)
A Game of Thrones
46:32
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Robin Arryn:
Robin sits as the Lords and Ladies of Westeros gather in King's Landing to discuss the fate of Tyrion Lannister and the Kingdom.
(Basic Seat)
47:05
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Edmure Tully:
Edmure sits and grits his teeth as he prepares to give his big speech to the Lords and Ladies of Westeros.
(Basic Seat)
48:15
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Edmure Tully:
Edmure returns to his seat after his speech is interrupted by Sansa and he is ignored by the other Lords of Westeros.
(Basic Seat)
66:08
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Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion tries out his seat in the Hand's chair before the Small Council meeting begins.
(Seat of Power)
67:01
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Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion hurriedly sits back into the Hand's chair as he hears the Small Council members enter the room.
(Seat of Power)
Bronn is seated at the Small Council meeting as Tyrion reviews Archmaester Ebrose's historical tome, "A Song of Ice and Fire"
(Basic Seat)
68:39
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Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion returns to the Hand's seat after Bran arrives at the Small Council meeting.
(Seat of Power)
Bronn reseats himself after Bran arrives at the Small Council meeting.
(Basic Seat)
Bronn reseats himself at the Small Council meeting after King Bran's departure.
(Basic Seat)
69:51
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Tyrion Lannister:
Davos reseats himself in the Hand's chair at the Small Council meeting after King Bran's departure.
(Seat of Power)
Deaths
11:53
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Cersei Lannister:
Tyrion finds Cersei's and Jaime's bodies in the rubble beneath the collapsed Red Keep
(Dead Body Appearance)
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11:53
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Jaime Lannister:
Tyrion finds Cersei's and Jaime's bodies in the rubble beneath the collapsed Red Keep
(Dead Body Appearance)
The Feels
11:53
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Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion discovers the bodies of Jaime and Cersei buried beneath the rubble of the Red Keep.
(Sad Feels)
48:11
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Edmure Tully:
After Sansa interrupts his speech and embarrasses him in front of the council, Edmure glances around at the awkward gazes of the other lords and clumsily knocks his scabbard against a pole as he sits down.
(Ridiculously Funny Moment)
67:15
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Tyrion Lannister:
An exacerbated Tyrion reacts as the Small Council arrives and proceed to rearrange his carefully placed chairs.
(Ridiculously Funny Moment)
Bronn drags one of Tyrion's carefully arranged Small Council chairs to the Hand's exasperation.
(Ridiculously Funny Moment)
68:02
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Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion inquires about how history regards him in the Archmaester Ebrose's new historical tome, "A Song of Ice and Fire" - but is told by Samwell Tarly that he isn't actually mentioned in it.
(Ridiculously Funny Moment)