Matchup: gendrya vs Pod's Long Rod for Ep 2

gendrya (clashofcocks)

Character	Drafted	Total	Politics	Insults	Wine	Sex	Thrones	Special	Feels
Arya Stark	#7	37	3	9	5	15	0	0	5
Sandor Clegane (The Hound)	#10	19	0	9	5	0	0	0	5
Daenerys Targaryen	#2	17	3	9	0	0	2	3	0
Grey Worm	#18	16	0	0	0	5	0	6	5
Gendry	#26	14	0	3	0	5	0	6	0
Beric Dondarrion	#31	6	0	0	5	0	1	0	0
Theon Greyjoy	#23	5	0	0	0	0	0	0	5
Rhaegal	#15	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
Totals		114	6	30	15	25	3	15	20

Pod's Long Rod (edboyeriv)

Character	Drafted	Total	Insults	Wine	Thrones	Special	Feels
Jaime Lannister	#9	28	9	10	4	0	5
Podrick Payne	#24	24	0	10	3	6	5
Wight Army (Extras)	#17	0	0	0	0	0	0
Varys	#25	0	0	0	0	0	0
White Walker (Night King)	#1	0	0	0	0	0	0
Melisandre	#32	0	0	0	0	0	0
Euron Greyjoy	#16	0	0	0	0	0	0
Viserion	#8	0	0	0	0	0	0
Totals		52	9	20	7	6	10

Political Wins

41:55 (+3) Arya Stark:

Arya receives the new dragonglass spear she commissioned from Gendry. (New Weapon)

54:30 (+3) Daenerys Targaryen:

Daenerys learns that Jon Snow may be the trueborn son of her brother, Rhaegar Targaryen, and a rival claimant to the Iron Throne. (Secret Discovery)

I didn't keep proper track of how this category was scored, but does it really count as a "secret discovery" if a person tells you his/her secret rather straight-forward, that means, without a real "act of discovering" on the side of the scoring character? -Lem Lemoncake

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2019 Apr 23
I need to dig deep (or maybe build a search function!), but there was a long discussion and this was changed around S6 or so. The main impetus was people learning things from Bran, which gave them power to decide what to do with that information. Now the main criteria in the rulebooks is "exclusivity" of the secret holders, along with how important the secret information itself is. -nyan

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2019 Apr 23 Lem Lemoncake likes this
I see, thanks for the explanation :) -Lem Lemoncake

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2019 Apr 23

Insults Delivered / Funny Lines

3:09 (+3) Daenerys Targaryen:

to Jaime Lannister: "Your sister pledged to send her army north... I don’t see an army. I see one man with one hand." (Witty Insult)

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3:52 (+3) Daenerys Targaryen:

Tyrion: "Your Grace, I know my brother-"
Daenerys: "Like you knew your sister?" (Witty Insult)

10:20 (+3) Arya Stark:

to Gendry: "I know Death. He's got many faces. I look forward to seeing this one. (Threat)

14:06 (+3) Jaime Lannister:

Tyrion: "So, we're going to die. At Winterfell. Not the death I would've chosen. I always pictured myself dying in my own bed, at the age of 80, with a belly fully of wine and a [in unison with Jaime] girl's mouth around my cock." (Funny Line)

16:11 (+3) Jaime Lannister:

Brienne: "What are you doing? ... We have never had a conversation last this long without you insulting me, not once."
Jaime: "You want me to insult you?" (Funny Line)

21:36 (+3) Daenerys Targaryen:

Daenerys: "I'm here because I love your brother. And I trust him. And I know he's true to his word. He's only the second man in my life I can say that about."
Sansa: "Who was the first?"
Daenerys: "Someone taller." (Funny Line)

35:33 (+3) Jaime Lannister:

to Tyrion: "It wasn't so simple. I was sleeping with my sister, and you had one friend in the world - who was sleeping with his sister." (Funny Line)

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Doesn’t matter, think it’s cause Jaime got points for new follower and they’ve been changed to Brienne’s points. -conor_finlay

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2019 Apr 22
Yeah, I had a few mistakes so it's possible that Jaime's +3 got balanced out by a -3 somewhere else. If you click into your team or your matchup, it will show an event log of all the events being counted for your characters. -nyan

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2019 Apr 22
there was a correction of -3 for jamie when he got points for pledging himself to brienne -ryanmcfarlane09

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39:25 (+3) Sandor Clegane (The Hound):

to Arya: "You never used to shut up, now you're just sitting there like a mute." (Funny Line)

40:16 (+3) Sandor Clegane (The Hound):

As Beric walks by to interrupt the moment between Arya Stark and Sandor:

"Oh for fuck's sake - may as well be at a bloody wedding." (Funny Line)

40:47 (+3) Sandor Clegane (The Hound):

Beric Dondarrion: "The Lord of Light has brought us together all the same. This is his moment. When light-"
Sandor: "Thoros isn't here anymore, so I hope you're not about to give a sermon. Because if you are, the Lord of Light's gonna wonder why he brought you back 19 times just to watch you die when I chuck you over this fucking wall." (Threat)

41:24 (+3) Arya Stark:

to Sandor and Beric: "I'm not spending my final hours with you two miserable old shits." (Witty Insult)

42:40 (+3) Gendry:

Gendry with the deflection as he gets grilled by Arya.
Gendry: "Then she (Melisandre) tied me up, stripped me down, put leeches all over me."
Arya: "Was that your first time?"
Gendry: "No, yeah, I've never had leeches put all over my cock." (Funny Line)

44:13 (+3) Arya Stark:

to Gendry: "I'm not the Red Woman. Take your own bloody pants off." (Funny Line)

Glasses of Wine Consumed

36:08 (+5) Jaime Lannister:

Tyrion raises a toast - "to the perils of self-betterment" and Jaime just gets his lips on the cup as Brienne and Podrick barge in. (Glass of Wine Consumed)

36:41 (+5) Podrick Payne:

Podrick gulps down the overflowing full cup of wine poured by Tyrion. (Glass of Wine Consumed)

38:53 (+5) Sandor Clegane (The Hound):

Sandor drinks from his wineskin atop the ramparts of Winterfell. (Glass of Wine Consumed)

39:15 (+5) Arya Stark:

Sandor shares his wineskin with Arya atop the ramparts of Winterfell. (Glass of Wine Consumed)

41:24 (+5) Beric Dondarrion:

Beric drinks from Sandor Clegane's wineskin after reminding Arya how old and miserably shitty his company is. (Glass of Wine Consumed)

45:50 (+5) Jaime Lannister:

Jaime refills his cup as the fireplace crew talks about the sexism of knighthood in Westeros. (Glass of Wine Consumed)

51:10 (+5) Podrick Payne:

Podrick drinks the last of his cup after Davos declares, "we're out of wine." (Glass of Wine Consumed)

Acts of Intercourse

44:21 (+15) Arya Stark:

Arya spends her last night rolling around with Gendry among the burlap sacks. "We're probably going to die soon. I want to know what it's like before that happens." (Act of Intercourse)

44:21 (+5) Gendry:

Gendry and Arya spend possibly their last night rolling among the burlap sacks. "We're probably going to die soon. I want to know what it's like before that happens." (Act of Intercourse)

I think this should be phrased differently. This wasn't a quid pro quo transaction. This was Arya reaching out affirmatively, demonstrating sexual agency, and choosing Gendry to have this experience with because she trusts him. She would have done the same thing even without the weapon. -power.suit

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2019 Apr 22 sperlingjason, nyan, Lem Lemoncake, chalisegrogan like this
Oh definitely, not at all - sorry if this implied that, it was attempting to put some kind of color onto the event descriptions. Lemme change it to match Arya's for now and see I'll revisit if I think up anything better while writing the blog post. -nyan

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2019 Apr 22
Maybe this is already included in these 5 points, but shouldn't there be 2 intercourse scenes scored? There's the shot on the sacks and then again later when Arya and Gendry are shown in bed. Implied sex. -the_catherine316

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52:30 (+5) Grey Worm :

Grey Worm gives Missandei one last kiss as he joins formation with the Unsullied. (Act of Intercourse)

A Game of Thrones

2:45 (+1) Daenerys Targaryen:

Daenerys sits at the head of the table in Winterfall's hall as she interrogates Jaime. (Basic Seat)

20:00 (+1) Daenerys Targaryen:

Daenerys sits down with Sansa during their 1:1 chat. (Basic Seat)

34:50 (+1) Jaime Lannister:

Jaime sits in front of the fireplace in Winterfell with Tyrion. (Basic Seat)

36:55 (+1) Jaime Lannister:

Jaime sits back down on his chair after inviting their new guests around the fireplace. (Basic Seat)

37:27 (+1) Podrick Payne:

Podrick takes a seat among the fireplace crew. (Basic Seat)

40:39 (+1) Beric Dondarrion:

Unlike the scrubby Arya Stark and Sandor Clegane who are laid out on the floor, Beric Dondarrion is a knight and a man of taste, and chooses a small artisanal barrel to squat on as he joins them on the Winterfell ramparts. (Basic Seat)

44:39 (+1) Jaime Lannister:

Jaime and the fireplace crew continue sitting. (Basic Seat)

45:04 (+1) Podrick Payne:

Podrick and the fireplace crew continue sitting. (Basic Seat)

51:06 (+1) Jaime Lannister:

Tyrion sits as Davos declares "we're out of wine" to the fireplace crew. (Basic Seat)

51:10 (+1) Podrick Payne:

Podrick is sitting as Davos declares "we're out of wine" to the fireplace crew. (Basic Seat)

Special

2:49 (+3) Daenerys Targaryen:

Daenerys rocks a lighter crimson and gray coat inside the hall of Winterfell. (Special)

8:29 (+3) Gendry:

Gendry tends to the coals in the forge at Winterfell and starts to hammer a piece of metal. (Special)

15:42 (+3) Podrick Payne:

Podrick impresses in a sparring session on the training grounds at Winterfell.

Jaime: "He's come a long way."
Brienne: "He's alright. Still has a lot to learn." (Special)

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This is added as a new Special for Podrick: "surprising people with how good he is at a task" -nyan

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He's supposed to get points for failing at basic tasks not succeeding! Now you're just changing the entire character... -brendan.hamme

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2019 Apr 23
If this is a new special, I believe he should get points for singing also. I realize he already got points for the song as a warm fuzzy moment, but it should count as another 3 for his special -coreymarkhembree

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2019 Apr 23 nyan, kschamber, craigdietz20, jayson.the.pirate, 2 others like this
Podrick's singing has been additionally scored under this special as well! https://fantasora.com/event/4135 -nyan

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31:51 (+6) Grey Worm :

"I am loyal to my Queen. I will fight for her until her *enemies* are *defeated.* (Special)

41:42 (+3) Gendry:

Gendry delivers the dragonglass spear he forged for Arya. (Special)

51:37 (+3) Podrick Payne:

After he gets passed over by the group as Tyrion Lannister entreats a song, Podrick surprises the group with his rich and moving rendition of the ballad, "Jenny of Oldstones". (Special)

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The Feels

23:25 (+5) Theon Greyjoy:

Theon and Sansa share a heartfelt hug as he returns to the North with his Ironborn.

"I want to fight for Winterfell, Lady Sansa. If you'll have me." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)

31:51 (+5) Grey Worm :

Grey Worm and Missandei make plans for summer vacation after the war is done.
Missandei: "My people are peaceful. We cannot protect ourselves."
Grey Worm: "My people are not peaceful. We will protect you." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)

39:25 (+5) Arya Stark:

Arya and the Hound share a drink atop the ramparts of Winterfell.

Arya: "No, I mean, what are you doing up here? You joined the Brotherhood. You went beyond the Wall with Jon. You're here now. Why? When was the last time you fought for anyone but yourself?"
Sandor: "I fought for you, didn't I?" (Warm Fuzzy Moment)

Is this a warm fuzzy moment? It's not a reunion, they met up last episode and the Hound complimented her. The conversation ended with "I don't want to spend my last few hours with you miserable shits." I feel like just bc they hound said one nice thing doesnt constitute a "warm and fuzzy moment." -hindsight44

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2019 Apr 22 nyan likes this
I really liked the Hound's line, but yeah that was all that was there. Would you feel this is okay to not score for Arya but score for the Hound? -nyan

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2019 Apr 22
I felt massive warm fuzzies at this moment. The Hound basically admitted to Arya that he cared about her more than anyone else he's ever had to fight for. -power.suit

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it doesn't get any more warm and fuzzy from the Hound or Arya than this. They are both very reserved. The comment about this ending with 'you miserable shits' etc doesnt undo this moment - that's the nature of Arya/the Hounds relationship. Like how you only playfully insult your closest friends because you care about them. -ryanmcfarlane09

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39:25 (+5) Sandor Clegane (The Hound):

47:37 (+5) Jaime Lannister:

Jaime knights Brienne of Tarth

"In the name of the Warrior, I charge you to be brave.
In the name of the Father, I charge you to be just.
In the name of the Mother, I charge you to defend the innocent.
Arise, Brienne of Tarth - a knight of the Seven Kingdoms." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)

51:00 (+5) Podrick Payne:

Podrick delivers a heartfelt rendition of the ballad, "Jenny of Oldstones":

"High in the halls of the Kings who are gone
Jenny would dance with her ghosts
The ones she had lost and the ones she had found
And the ones who had loved her the most
The ones who'd been gone for so very long
She couldn't remember their names
They spun her around on the damp old stones
Spun away all her sorrow and pain
And she never wanted to leave
Never wanted to leave...
Never wanted to leave...
Never wanted to leave...
Never wanted to leave...
Never wanted to leave..." (Sad Feels)

He should get an extra point for each feels moment that happened during his song. The song made all those moments way more emotional. And it was so beautiful I think it’s worth more than the standard 5 points. -kschamber

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I second the above, the song was very clutch in bringing everyone together in a somber and nostalgic way -touindisguise

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2019 Apr 24
I would also argue that this impressed and surprised everyone, points to podrick for surprising people with a task he’s good at -touindisguise

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