Matchup: Valyrian steel your girl vs Jon Snow's Jonson for Ep 9
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Kills
Grey Worm swiftly slashes the throat of the slave master Razdal mo Eraz, after he offers up the the slaver Yezzzan zo Qaggaz to die as part of the terms of surrender to Daenerys.
(Kill of Named Character)
Grey Worm slashes the throat of Belicho Paenymion, the slave master from Volantis, after he and Razdal mo Eraz offer up the slave trader Yezzzan zo Qaggaz as a sacrifice for Daenerys' terms of surrender.
(Kill of Named Character)
After stumbling between the charging cavalry forces in a daze, Jon scores his first kill, knocking a Bolton soldier off his horse and then finishing him off on the ground.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Jon cuts down six more soldiers on the battlefield as he dodges charging cavalry and arrow barrages streaming from the sky.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Jon cuts down 3 more Bolton soldiers in between arrow barrages from Ramsay's archers.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Jon cuts down 4 more Bolton soldiers as the mounds of bodies begin to pile up on the battlefield.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Jon slits the throat of a Bolton soldier shortly after Davos and Smalljon Umber charge into the fray.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
42:00
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Wun Weg Wun Dar Wun:
Wun Wun bitch slaps a beheaded Bolton rider and his horse into oblivion as they charge into battle.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Jon stabs through a Bolton soldier as his forces attempt to break through the encircling Bolton army.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
43:38
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Wun Weg Wun Dar Wun:
Wun Wun smacks away 5 soldiers on the frontline of the Bolton shield formation.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
43:40
(+2)
Wun Weg Wun Dar Wun:
After swiping away a hole in the Bolton shield formation, Wun Wun plucks a Bolton soldier out from the interior line and flings him into the air.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
44:25
(+2)
Wun Weg Wun Dar Wun:
Wun Wun plucks another Bolton soldier out of the shield formation, ripping him in half with his bare hands.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Jon uses a spin move to dodge and cut down a Bolton soldier from behind.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
After the Stark forces breach the Winterfell walls, Ramsay challenges Jon to single combat: "You suggested one-on-one combat, didn't you? I've reconsidered. I think that sounds like a wonderful idea."
Jon blocks all three of Ramsay's longbow shots with a Mormont shield, and finally moves in close enough to Ramsay to pummel him into the ground. (Major Injury of Named Character)
Jon blocks all three of Ramsay's longbow shots with a Mormont shield, and finally moves in close enough to Ramsay to pummel him into the ground. (Major Injury of Named Character)
Political Wins
3:23
(+3)
Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion convinces Daenerys to go with a less bloodthirsty response to the slavers attacking Meereen.
Daenerys: "I will crucify the Masters. I will set their fleets afire, kill every last one of their soldiers, and return their cities to the dirt. That is my plan. You don't approve?"
Tyrion: "You once told me you knew what your father was. Did you know his plans for King's Landing when the Lannister armies were at his gates? ... He had caches of wildfire hidden under the Red Keep, the Guildhalls, the Sept of Baelor, all the major thoroughfares. He would have burned every one of his citizens. The loyal ones and the traitors. Every man, woman, and child..."
Daenerys: "This is entirely different."
Tyrion: "You're talking about destroying cities. It's not entirely different. I'd like to suggest an alternate approach." (Convincing Argument)
Daenerys: "I will crucify the Masters. I will set their fleets afire, kill every last one of their soldiers, and return their cities to the dirt. That is my plan. You don't approve?"
Tyrion: "You once told me you knew what your father was. Did you know his plans for King's Landing when the Lannister armies were at his gates? ... He had caches of wildfire hidden under the Red Keep, the Guildhalls, the Sept of Baelor, all the major thoroughfares. He would have burned every one of his citizens. The loyal ones and the traitors. Every man, woman, and child..."
Daenerys: "This is entirely different."
Tyrion: "You're talking about destroying cities. It's not entirely different. I'd like to suggest an alternate approach." (Convincing Argument)
After Daenerys' awe-inspiring display of burnination, Grey Worm convinces the slave masters' guards to abandon their post. "You men have a choice: fight and die for masters who would never fight and die for you, or go home to your families." They promptly drop their swords and flee.
(Convincing Argument)
After Wun Wun single-handedly breaks down the Winterfell gates, Jon Snow and his forces storm in, killing the remaining garrison of Bolton soldiers and defeating Ramsay Bolton.
(Victorious Battle)
Jon retakes Winterfell for House Stark after defeating Ramsay Bolton and the rest of the Bolton army.
(Acquire a New Castle/City/Army/Loot)
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
0:00
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Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion: "Everyone who makes a joke about a dwarf's height thinks he's the only person ever to make a joke about a dwarf's height. 'The height of nobility,' 'a man of your stature,' 'someone to look up to.' You're all making the same five or six jokes."
Theon: "It was a long time ago."
Tyrion: "It was. And how have things been going for you since then?" (Witty Insult)
Theon: "It was a long time ago."
Tyrion: "It was. And how have things been going for you since then?" (Witty Insult)
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9:52
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Tyrion Lannister:
Missandei: "Our Queen insists that one of you must die as punishment for your crimes."
Tyrion: "It always seems a bit abstract, doesn't it, other people dying?" (Witty Insult)
Tyrion: "It always seems a bit abstract, doesn't it, other people dying?" (Witty Insult)
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26:44
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Tyrion Lannister:
Theon Greyjoy: "I didn't murder the Stark boys. But I did things that were just as bad or worse."
Yara Greyjoy: "And he paid for them."
Tyrion: "Doesn't seem like it. He's still alive." (Witty Insult)
Yara Greyjoy: "And he paid for them."
Tyrion: "Doesn't seem like it. He's still alive." (Witty Insult)
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27:09
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Tyrion Lannister:
Daenerys: "...I expect you want me to support your claim to the throne of the Iron Islands?"
Theon: "Not my claim. Hers."
Daenerys: "And what's wrong with you?"
Theon: "I'm not fit to rule."
Tyrion: "We can agree upon that at least." (Witty Insult)
Theon: "Not my claim. Hers."
Daenerys: "And what's wrong with you?"
Theon: "I'm not fit to rule."
Tyrion: "We can agree upon that at least." (Witty Insult)
Glasses of Wine Consumed
Deaths
51:38
(+10)
Wun Weg Wun Dar Wun:
An arrow-riddled Wun Weg Wun Dar Wun is finished off by an arrow through the eye from Ramsay Bolton shortly after he bashes down the Winterfell gates to allow the rest of the Wildling and Stark forces through.
(Death)
+1 for Hodor, +1 for Osha, +1 for Alliser Thorne, +1 for Leaf, +1 for The Waif
Special
0:00
(+3)
Wun Weg Wun Dar Wun:
Wun Wun emerges from the battle impaled by numerous arrow wounds, but valiantly follows Jon and Tormund as they track down a retreating Ramsay.
(Special)
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Ramsay Bolton: "Come, bastard. You don't have the men, you don't have the horses, and you don't have Winterfell."
(Special)
Ramsay Bolton: "We'll find out soon enough. In the morning, then, bastard."
(Special)