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Matchup: Reek Deez Nuts vs And motherfuckers act like they forgot about Frey for Ep 8 | Fantasora

Matchup: Reek Deez Nuts vs And motherfuckers act like they forgot about Frey for Ep 8

To Infinity and Beyond The Wall

Reek Deez Nuts (lsherman17)

Character Drafted Total Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Thrones Deaths Special Feels
Tyrion Lannister
The third, stunted dwarf of the Lannister children - a fugitive from Westeros after losing his trial for the murder of King Joffrey, he has escaped and found service as an advisor to Daenerys Targaryen.
#1 16 0 0 6 10 0 0 0 0 0
Lem Lemoncloak
A leader of a group of outlaws in the Riverlands.
#64 10 0 0 0 0 0 0 10 0 0
Three-eyed raven
A mysterious man who lives far north of the Wall with the Children of the Forest. He has been guiding Bran's dreams through the form of a three-eyed raven.
#32 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0
Rickon Stark
The youngest of the Stark children. He splits off from Bran and travels with Osha to the Last Hearth, seat of House Umber.
#33 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0
Euron Greyjoy
An uncle to Theon Greyjoy, Euron is an infamous pirate who has terrorized seas all around the world. He is described as cunning, ruthless, and with a touch of madness.
#48 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Samwell Tarly
A steward of the Night's Watch. He is a close friend to Jon Snow, and one of the few people known to have killed a White Walker. He journeys south to begin his training as a Maester to replace the aging Maester Aemon.
#16 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
High Sparrow
The leader of the Sparrows, a religious movement within the Faith of the Seven. After being appointed as High Septon by Cersei Lannister, he has lead a sweeping inquiry to root out moral corruption in King's Landing, imprisoning Loras Tyrell, Margaery Tyrell, and Cersei Lannister.
#17 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Meera Reed
The eldest child of Howland Reed, bannerman to the Starks. She and Bran have arrived at the cave of the Three-eyed Raven.
#49 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Totals 28 0 0 6 10 0 0 12 0 0

And motherfuckers act like they forgot about Frey (bitorodriguez92)

Character Drafted Total Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Thrones Deaths Special Feels
Sandor Clegane (The Hound)
A fearsome warrior known as the Hound. Sandor formerly served in the Kingsguard of Joffrey Baratheon and accompanied Arya Stark on her travels. He was left for dead after a fight with Brienne of Tarth.
#56 53 28 0 15 5 5 0 0 0 0
Bran Stark
The fourth of the Stark children. A greenseer and a warg, Bran has mystical visions of the future and the ability to leap into the minds of others to control them - power he is only beginning to tap into. His journeys north of the Wall have recently led him to the cave of the Three-eyed Raven and the Children of the Forest.
#8 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0
Olly
An orphan boy of the Night's Watch, and a squire for Lord Commander Jon Snow. He is part of the mutiny that betrays Jon and leaves him for dead.
#57 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0
Khal Moro
The leader of a new Khalasar of Dothraki.
#41 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0
Obara Sand
The eldest of Prince Oberyn Martell's bastard children, known as the Sand Snakes. She wields a spear.
#40 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Petyr Baelish (Littlefinger)
Formerly the Master of Coin, Littlefinger is a conniving political mastermind and serves as Warden of the East after his behind-the-scenes assassination of Lisa Tully.
#9 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
White Walker (Night King)
The leader of the White Walkers.
#25 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Daario Naharis
Leader of the Second Sons, a sellsword company who now serves Daenerys Targaryen. He is also one of Daneerys' trusted advisors and her lover.
#24 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Totals 56 28 0 15 5 5 0 3 0 0

Kills
8:47 (+6) Sandor Clegane (The Hound):
The Hound kills three of the bandits sitting in camp, decapitating the first, cleaving the second in the chest, and slitting the throat of the third with his woodchopping axe. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
9:15 (+10) Sandor Clegane (The Hound):
Sandor cuts down Gatins with his axe, after failing to extract information on the whereabouts of the bandit with the yellow cloak. (Kill of Named Character)
46:22 (+2) Sandor Clegane (The Hound):
Sandor kicks over a tree stump being stood on by the bandit, strangling him on the noose.
Thoros of Myr: "You're getting old, Clegane."
Sandor: "He's not." (Kill of Unnamed Character)
46:26 (+10) Sandor Clegane (The Hound):
Sandor kicks over the tree stump being stood on by Lem Lemoncloak, strangling him on the noose. (Kill of Named Character)
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
9:04 (+3) Sandor Clegane (The Hound):
Gatins: "Fuck you!"
Sandor: "Those are your last words, 'fuck you'? Come on, you can do better."
Gatins: "Cunt!"
Sandor: "You're shit at dying, you know that?" (Witty Insult)
9:57 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:
Varys: "If you shaved your beard with a straight razor, you'd say the razor worked. That doesn't mean it won't cut your throat."
Tyrion: "Spoken like a man who has never had to shave." (Witty Insult)
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26:24 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:
Missandei: "I have tried wine before. It made me feel funny."
Tyrion: "That's how you know it's working." (Funny Line)
45:14 (+3) Sandor Clegane (The Hound):
to Anguy: "Drop that arrow, you bloody girl. Tougher girls than you have tried to kill me." (Witty Insult)
45:46 (+3) Sandor Clegane (The Hound):
Thoros of Myr: "We're not butchers. We hang them."
Sandor: "Hanging? All over in an instant. Where's the punishment in that?"
Thoros: "They die."
Sandor: "We all bloody die. Except this one here (Beric Dondarrion)." (Funny Line)
46:46 (+3) Sandor Clegane (The Hound):
Sandor: "There was a time I would have killed all seven of you just to gut these three."
Thoros: "You're getting old, Clegane."
Sandor: "He's not." *kicks over stump to hang bandit* (Witty Insult)
47:11 (+3) Sandor Clegane (The Hound):
Beric Dondarrion: "Enjoying yourself?"
Sandor: "I prefer chicken." (Funny Line)
Glasses of Wine Consumed
25:41 (+5) Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion drinks in the Meereenese council room. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
27:23 (+5) Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion refills and drinks while fantasizing about retirement as a winemaker. "One day, after our Queen has taken the Seven Kingdoms, I'd like to have my own vineyard. Make my own wine. The Imp's Delight. Only my close friends could drink it." (Glass of Wine Consumed)
47:20 (+5) Sandor Clegane (The Hound):
Sandor takes a swig from a wineskin handed to him by Thoros of Myr. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Acts of Intercourse
47:56 (+5) Sandor Clegane (The Hound):
Sandor whips it out to single-handedly replenish the Riverlands. (Non-sexual Nude Scene)
Deaths
46:26 (+10) Lem Lemoncloak:
Lem is hanged by the true Brotherhood without Banners, for his crimes in massacring the villagers building Septon Ray's church. (Death)
+1 for Bran Stark, +1 for Rickon Stark, +1 for Olly, +1 for Three-eyed raven, +1 for Khal Moro