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Matchup: Hipster Viserys Wore his Crown Before it was Cool vs Golum for Ep 1 | Fantasora

Matchup: Hipster Viserys Wore his Crown Before it was Cool vs Golum for Ep 1

Reek's Keep

Hipster Viserys Wore his Crown Before it was Cool (mylespappadato)

Character Drafted Total Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Thrones Deaths Special Feels
Roose Bolton
Lord of House Bolton, and Warden of the North after his betrayal of Robb Stark at the Red Wedding. He is the father of Ramsay Bolton, who is his legitimized bastard son.
#12 6 0 0 3 0 0 0 0 3 0
Leaf
A member of the Children of the Forest. She leads Bran and his companions to cave of the Three-eyed Raven.
#60 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Jaime Lannister
The second of the Lannister children, he is Cersei's lover and twin brother, and also the father of her three bastard children, the supposed sons and daughters of the late King Robert Baratheon. He also serves as Lord Commander of the Kingsguard, and recently returns from a mission to Dorne to rescue his daughter/niece, Myrcella Baratheon.
#5 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Olenna Redwyne (Grandma Tyrell)
The matriarch of House Tyrell, Olenna is the grandmother of Margaery and Loras. She is known as the "Queen of Thorns" for her sarcasm and wit.
#37 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Tommen Baratheon
The King of the Seven Kingdoms after the assassination of his brother, Joffrey Baratheon. He is young and highly impressionable to the various influences in King's Landing that seek to control him.
#21 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Gilly
A wildling who lived north of the Wall. After she befriended Samwell Tarly, she escaped with him to Castle Black, and now sails with him to Oldtown as Sam begins his Maester's training.
#44 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Jaqen H'ghar
The leader of the Faceless Men of Braavos, and a skilled assassin. He trains Arya to become an assassin in the House of Black and White.
#28 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Olly
An orphan boy of the Night's Watch, and a squire for Lord Commander Jon Snow. He is part of the mutiny that betrays Jon and leaves him for dead.
#53 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Totals 6 0 0 3 0 0 0 0 3 0

Golum (lgiammichele)

Character Drafted Total Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Thrones Deaths Special Feels
Tyene Sand
The youngest of Oberyn Martell's bastard children, known as the Sand Snakes. She uses daggers and poisons as her weapons.
#46 15 12 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Brienne of Tarth
A skilled fighter and heir to House Tarth. A sworn sword to the late Catelyn Stark, she continues her mission to ensure the safety of the Stark girls.
#14 11 8 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Areo Hotah
The personal bodyguard for Doran Martell.
#51 10 0 0 0 0 0 0 10 0 0
Trystane Martell
Prince Doran Martell's son, and heir to Dorne. He is betrothed to Myrcella Baratheon, and accompanies her back to King's Landing to serve on the Small Council.
#35 10 0 0 0 0 0 0 10 0 0
Alliser Thorne
A former master-of-arms and acting Commander of the Night's Watch, Thorne narrowly lost the Lord Commander choosing to Jon Snow in S5. He later led a mutiny of disgruntled Night's Watch members against Jon Snow, stabbing and leaving him for dead.
#30 6 0 6 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Cersei Lannister
Queen Regent of the Seven Kingdoms and mother to King Tommen. Afflicted by a rare water allergy.
#3 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 3 0
Grand Maester Pycelle
The Grand Maester of the Seven Kingdoms. Pycelle is highly educated and serves as an advisor to the King.
#62 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Bronn
A former sellsword, who has risen through the ranks of nobility thanks to his fighting skills and work for the Lannisters. He recently accompanied Jaime Lannister on a sensitive diplomatic mission to Dorne to rescue the Princeess Myrcella Baratheon.
#19 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Totals 55 20 12 0 0 0 0 20 3 0

Kills
15:49 (+2) Brienne of Tarth:
Brienne cuts down the first Bolton soldier on horseback as she and Podrick rush in to save Sansa Stark. "It's a bloody woman!" (Kill of Unnamed Character)
16:22 (+2) Brienne of Tarth:
Brienne cuts down the second Bolton soldier who stupidly dismounts his horse to engage an enemy he's knocked to the ground. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
16:31 (+2) Brienne of Tarth:
Brienne cuts down the horse of a Bolton soldier, pinning the soldier's leg (Kill of Unnamed Character)
17:00 (+2) Brienne of Tarth:
Brienne ruthlessly slits the throat of a Bolton soldier pinned under his own horse. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
26:48 (+10) Tyene Sand:
Tyene pulls out a dagger to stab Areo Hotah in the back, as Ellaria Martell begins her overthrow of the Martells. (Kill of Named Character)
26:55 (+2) Tyene Sand:
Tyene takes the dagger from Areo Hotah's back and throws it at Doran Martell's fleeing messenger. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Political Wins
8:13 (+3) Alliser Thorne:
Ser Alliser defends his treason against Lord Commander Jon Snow, and convinces the Night's Watch to side with him.

"You're right! We've committed treason, all of us. Jon Snow was my Lord Commander. I had no love for him. That was no secret. But I never once disobeyed an order. Loyalty is the foundation on which the Night's Watch is built. And the Watch means everything to me. I have given my life, we have all given our lives to the Night's Watch. Jon Snow was going to destroy the Night's Watch ... He thrust a terrible choice upon us. And we made it." (Convincing Argument)
8:13 (+3) Alliser Thorne:
Alliser takes over as de facto Commander of the Night's Watch after explaining his mutinous actions to kill Jon Snow, and winning over the crowd. (New Title)
18:16 (+3) Brienne of Tarth:
After saving her from capture by the Bolton soldiers, Brienne finally convinces Sansa Stark to accept her protection.
Brienne: "Lady Sansa, I offer my services once again. I will shield your back and keep your counsel and give my life for yours if need be. I swear it, by the Old Gods and the New."
Sansa: "And I vow... that you shall always have a place by my... hearth. and..."
Podrick assist" Meat and mead at my table."
Sansa: "...meat and mead at my table. And I pledge to ask no service of you that might bring you dishonor. I swear it by the Old Gods and the New. Arise." (Convincing Argument)
submitted by moonbaseu92 (approved!)
26:48 (+3) Tyene Sand:
Tyene betrays Doran Martell, killing his bodyguard Areo Hotah as the first strike in Ellaria Sand's coup d'état of Dorne. (Act of Betrayal)
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
12:00 (+3) Roose Bolton:
to Ramsay: "Without Sansa, you won't be able to produce an heir. And without an heir, well... let's hope the Maesters are right and Lady Walda's carrying a boy." (Threat)
submitted by moonbaseu92 (approved!)
Deaths
26:50 (+10) Areo Hotah:
Areo Hotah dies from a dagger to the back from Tyene Sand, as Ellaria Sand launches her coup d'état of Dorne. (Death)
28:42 (+10) Trystane Martell:
Trystane is stabbed through the face from behind on Obara Sand, after he turns his back on her to face Nymeria Sand one-on-one. (Death)
Special
11:11 (+3) Roose Bolton:
Roose gives Ramsay a lecture that it is marriages and political acumen that establish dynasties, not winning on the battlefield.

"Do you feel like a victor? I rebelled against the crown to arrange your marriage to Sansa Stark. Do you think that burning wagons in the night and mowing down tired, outnumbered Baratheons is the same as facing a prepared and provisioned Lannister army?" (Special)
22:29 (+3) Cersei Lannister:
Jaime refers to Myrcella's parentage as Cersei grives: "Listen- listen to me. She was my daughter and I failed her." (Special)