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Reek's Keep (GoT: Season 6)

Rk Team Total Change Behind Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Thrones Deaths Special Feels
1 - 52 11.5 - (+2.5) 7 (+1.5) 6 (+2) 6.5 4.5 4 4.5 (+2.5) 7 (+3.5) 8 4.5
2 1 49.5 9 2.5 (+3.5) 8 (+3.5) 8 2 4.5 4 4.5 (+3.5) 8 (+1.5) 6 4.5
3 2 45.5 5 6.5 (+1.5) 6 (+1.5) 6 (+2) 6.5 4.5 4 4.5 3.5 (+1.5) 6 4.5
4 3 38.5 -2 13.5 2.5 (+1.5) 6 (+2) 6.5 4.5 4 4.5 3.5 2.5 4.5
5 4 36 -4.5 16 2.5 3.5 (+2) 6.5 4.5 4 4.5 3.5 2.5 4.5
6 5 35 -5.5 17 2.5 1.5 4 4.5 4 4.5 3.5 (+1.5) 6 4.5
7 6 34 -6.5 18 (+0.5) 5 3.5 2 4.5 4 4.5 3.5 2.5 4.5
8 7 33.5 -7 18.5 2.5 1.5 2 4.5 (+3.5) 8 4.5 3.5 2.5 4.5
Rk Team Total Change Behind Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Thrones Deaths Special Feels
1 - 142 +142 - (+12) 12 (+6) 6 (+6) 6 0 0 0 (+10) 10 (+108) 108 0
2 1 55 +55 87 (+20) 20 (+12) 12 0 0 0 0 (+20) 20 (+3) 3 0
3 2 25 +25 117 (+10) 10 (+6) 6 (+6) 6 0 0 0 0 (+3) 3 0
4 3 20 +20 122 0 0 0 0 (+20) 20 0 0 0 0
5 4 12 +12 130 0 (+6) 6 (+6) 6 0 0 0 0 0 0
6 5 9 +9 133 0 (+3) 3 (+6) 6 0 0 0 0 0 0
7 6 7 +7 135 (+4) 4 (+3) 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
8 7 6 +6 136 0 0 (+3) 3 0 0 0 0 (+3) 3 0
Totals 276 +276 46 36 27 0 20 0 30 117 0
Rk Team Total Change Behind Streak Roto Tiebreaker Points/Game
4 3 1 +1 - W-1 33.5 20
2 1 1 +1 - W-1 49.5 55
3 2 1 +1 - W-1 45.5 25
1 - 1 +1 - W-1 52 142
6 5 0 - 1 L-1 36 9
7 6 0 - 1 L-1 35 6
5 4 0 - 1 L-1 38.5 12
8 7 0 - 1 L-1 34 7

Episode 1: The Red Woman

Watch me whip. Walder Frey Frey (armizzle.diaz)
Daenerys Targaryen:
5 pts
7 20 The night is dark and full of tear'n up dat ass! (kmarkor)
Melisandre:
20 pts
Khal Me Maybe (Nick the Irish)
Ellaria Sand:
19 pts
25 12 Arya kidding me? (ailenecarroll)
Davos Seaworth:
6 pts
Ashara Dayne Fan Club (chris.brinson27)
Doran Martell:
109 pts
142 9 Kanye Westeros (ljtaban)
Khal Moro:
9 pts
Hipster Viserys Wore his Crown Before it was Cool (mylespappadato)
Roose Bolton:
6 pts
6 55 Golum (lgiammichele)
Tyene Sand:
15 pts

Episode 2: Home

Kanye Westeros (ljtaban)
Avg: 9 , Record: 0-1
The night is dark and full of tear'n up dat ass! (kmarkor)
Avg: 20 , Record: 1-0
Ashara Dayne Fan Club (chris.brinson27)
Avg: 142 , Record: 1-0
Hipster Viserys Wore his Crown Before it was Cool (mylespappadato)
Avg: 6 , Record: 0-1
Khal Me Maybe (Nick the Irish)
Avg: 25 , Record: 1-0
Golum (lgiammichele)
Avg: 55 , Record: 1-0
Watch me whip. Walder Frey Frey (armizzle.diaz)
Avg: 7 , Record: 0-1
Arya kidding me? (ailenecarroll)
Avg: 12 , Record: 0-1

Scenario Analysis for Episode 2: Home

Optimal Scenario with Win

Kanye Westeros vs. The night is dark and full of tear'n up dat ass! [Matchup]
Kanye Westeros loses, or they win and you make up 2 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
The night is dark and full of tear'n up dat ass! loses and you don't lose more than -0.5 tiebreaker points to them. (+1 rank)
Ashara Dayne Fan Club vs. Hipster Viserys Wore his Crown Before it was Cool [Matchup]
Ashara Dayne Fan Club loses and you make up 18 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Hipster Viserys Wore his Crown Before it was Cool loses, or they win and you make up 1 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Khal Me Maybe vs. Golum [Matchup]
Khal Me Maybe loses and you make up 11.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Golum loses and you make up 15.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Watch me whip. Walder Frey Frey vs. Arya kidding me? [Matchup]
Resulting Record: 1-1, rank #4

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Kanye Westeros vs. The night is dark and full of tear'n up dat ass! [Matchup]
Kanye Westeros wins, or they lose and you don't make up 2 tiebreaker points on them. (maintain rank)
Ashara Dayne Fan Club vs. Hipster Viserys Wore his Crown Before it was Cool [Matchup]
Hipster Viserys Wore his Crown Before it was Cool wins, or they lose and you don't make up 1 tiebreaker points on them. (maintain rank)
Watch me whip. Walder Frey Frey vs. Arya kidding me? [Matchup]
Watch me whip. Walder Frey Frey loses. (maintain rank)
Resulting Record: 0-2, rank #8

Kanye Westeros (ljtaban) 0-1, 9 points/game, #6

Optimal Scenario with Win

Kanye Westeros vs. The night is dark and full of tear'n up dat ass! [Matchup]
Kanye Westeros wins. (+1 rank)
Ashara Dayne Fan Club vs. Hipster Viserys Wore his Crown Before it was Cool [Matchup]
Ashara Dayne Fan Club loses and you make up 16 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Hipster Viserys Wore his Crown Before it was Cool loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -1 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
Khal Me Maybe vs. Golum [Matchup]
Khal Me Maybe loses and you make up 9.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Golum loses and you make up 13.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Watch me whip. Walder Frey Frey vs. Arya kidding me? [Matchup]
Watch me whip. Walder Frey Frey loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -2 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
Arya kidding me? loses, or they win and you make up 2.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Resulting Record: 1-1, rank #2

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Kanye Westeros vs. The night is dark and full of tear'n up dat ass! [Matchup]
Ashara Dayne Fan Club vs. Hipster Viserys Wore his Crown Before it was Cool [Matchup]
Hipster Viserys Wore his Crown Before it was Cool wins, or they lose and you lose more than -1 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Watch me whip. Walder Frey Frey vs. Arya kidding me? [Matchup]
Watch me whip. Walder Frey Frey wins, or they lose and you lose more than -2 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Arya kidding me? wins, or they lose and you don't make up 2.5 tiebreaker points on them. (maintain rank)
Resulting Record: 0-2, rank #8

Arya kidding me? (ailenecarroll) 0-1, 12 points/game, #5

Optimal Scenario with Win

Kanye Westeros vs. The night is dark and full of tear'n up dat ass! [Matchup]
Kanye Westeros loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -2.5 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
The night is dark and full of tear'n up dat ass! loses and you don't lose more than -5 tiebreaker points to them. (+1 rank)
Ashara Dayne Fan Club vs. Hipster Viserys Wore his Crown Before it was Cool [Matchup]
Ashara Dayne Fan Club loses and you make up 13.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Hipster Viserys Wore his Crown Before it was Cool loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -3.5 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
Khal Me Maybe vs. Golum [Matchup]
Khal Me Maybe loses and you make up 7 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Golum loses and you make up 11 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Watch me whip. Walder Frey Frey vs. Arya kidding me? [Matchup]
Arya kidding me? wins. (maintain rank)
Resulting Record: 1-1, rank #2

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Kanye Westeros vs. The night is dark and full of tear'n up dat ass! [Matchup]
Kanye Westeros wins, or they lose and you lose more than -2.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Ashara Dayne Fan Club vs. Hipster Viserys Wore his Crown Before it was Cool [Matchup]
Hipster Viserys Wore his Crown Before it was Cool wins, or they lose and you lose more than -3.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Watch me whip. Walder Frey Frey vs. Arya kidding me? [Matchup]
Arya kidding me? loses. (-1 rank)
Resulting Record: 0-2, rank #8

Ashara Dayne Fan Club (chris.brinson27) 1-0, 142 points/game, #1

Optimal Scenario with Win

Kanye Westeros vs. The night is dark and full of tear'n up dat ass! [Matchup]
The night is dark and full of tear'n up dat ass! loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -18.5 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
Ashara Dayne Fan Club vs. Hipster Viserys Wore his Crown Before it was Cool [Matchup]
Khal Me Maybe vs. Golum [Matchup]
Khal Me Maybe loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -6.5 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
Golum loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -2.5 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
Resulting Record: 2-0, rank #1

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Kanye Westeros vs. The night is dark and full of tear'n up dat ass! [Matchup]
Kanye Westeros wins and you lose more than -16 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
The night is dark and full of tear'n up dat ass! wins, or they lose and you lose more than -18.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Ashara Dayne Fan Club vs. Hipster Viserys Wore his Crown Before it was Cool [Matchup]
Ashara Dayne Fan Club loses. (-1 rank)
Khal Me Maybe vs. Golum [Matchup]
Khal Me Maybe wins, or they lose and you lose more than -6.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Golum wins, or they lose and you lose more than -2.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Watch me whip. Walder Frey Frey vs. Arya kidding me? [Matchup]
Watch me whip. Walder Frey Frey wins and you lose more than -18 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Arya kidding me? wins and you lose more than -13.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Resulting Record: 1-1, rank #5

Khal Me Maybe (Nick the Irish) 1-0, 25 points/game, #3

Optimal Scenario with Win

Kanye Westeros vs. The night is dark and full of tear'n up dat ass! [Matchup]
The night is dark and full of tear'n up dat ass! loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -12 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
Ashara Dayne Fan Club vs. Hipster Viserys Wore his Crown Before it was Cool [Matchup]
Ashara Dayne Fan Club loses, or they win and you make up 6.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Khal Me Maybe vs. Golum [Matchup]
Khal Me Maybe wins. (+1 rank)
Resulting Record: 2-0, rank #1

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Kanye Westeros vs. The night is dark and full of tear'n up dat ass! [Matchup]
Kanye Westeros wins and you lose more than -9.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
The night is dark and full of tear'n up dat ass! wins, or they lose and you lose more than -12 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Ashara Dayne Fan Club vs. Hipster Viserys Wore his Crown Before it was Cool [Matchup]
Ashara Dayne Fan Club wins, or they lose and you don't make up 6.5 tiebreaker points on them. (maintain rank)
Hipster Viserys Wore his Crown Before it was Cool wins and you lose more than -10.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Khal Me Maybe vs. Golum [Matchup]
Khal Me Maybe loses. (maintain rank)
Watch me whip. Walder Frey Frey vs. Arya kidding me? [Matchup]
Watch me whip. Walder Frey Frey wins and you lose more than -11.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Arya kidding me? wins and you lose more than -7 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Resulting Record: 1-1, rank #6

Optimal Scenario with Win

Kanye Westeros vs. The night is dark and full of tear'n up dat ass! [Matchup]
Ashara Dayne Fan Club vs. Hipster Viserys Wore his Crown Before it was Cool [Matchup]
Ashara Dayne Fan Club loses, or they win and you make up 18.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Khal Me Maybe vs. Golum [Matchup]
Khal Me Maybe loses, or they win and you make up 12 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Golum loses, or they win and you make up 16 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Resulting Record: 2-0, rank #2

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Kanye Westeros vs. The night is dark and full of tear'n up dat ass! [Matchup]
Ashara Dayne Fan Club vs. Hipster Viserys Wore his Crown Before it was Cool [Matchup]
Ashara Dayne Fan Club wins, or they lose and you don't make up 18.5 tiebreaker points on them. (maintain rank)
Hipster Viserys Wore his Crown Before it was Cool wins and you don't make up 1.5 tiebreaker points on them. (-1 rank)
Khal Me Maybe vs. Golum [Matchup]
Khal Me Maybe wins, or they lose and you don't make up 12 tiebreaker points on them. (maintain rank)
Golum wins, or they lose and you don't make up 16 tiebreaker points on them. (maintain rank)
Watch me whip. Walder Frey Frey vs. Arya kidding me? [Matchup]
Watch me whip. Walder Frey Frey wins and you don't make up 0.5 tiebreaker points on them. (-1 rank)
Arya kidding me? wins and you don't make up 5 tiebreaker points on them. (-1 rank)
Resulting Record: 1-1, rank #7

Optimal Scenario with Win

Kanye Westeros vs. The night is dark and full of tear'n up dat ass! [Matchup]
Kanye Westeros loses, or they win and you make up 1 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
The night is dark and full of tear'n up dat ass! loses and you don't lose more than -1.5 tiebreaker points to them. (+1 rank)
Ashara Dayne Fan Club vs. Hipster Viserys Wore his Crown Before it was Cool [Matchup]
Khal Me Maybe vs. Golum [Matchup]
Khal Me Maybe loses and you make up 10.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Golum loses and you make up 14.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Watch me whip. Walder Frey Frey vs. Arya kidding me? [Matchup]
Watch me whip. Walder Frey Frey loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -1 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
Arya kidding me? loses, or they win and you make up 3.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Resulting Record: 1-1, rank #3

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Kanye Westeros vs. The night is dark and full of tear'n up dat ass! [Matchup]
Kanye Westeros wins, or they lose and you don't make up 1 tiebreaker points on them. (maintain rank)
Ashara Dayne Fan Club vs. Hipster Viserys Wore his Crown Before it was Cool [Matchup]
Watch me whip. Walder Frey Frey vs. Arya kidding me? [Matchup]
Watch me whip. Walder Frey Frey wins, or they lose and you lose more than -1 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Arya kidding me? wins, or they lose and you don't make up 3.5 tiebreaker points on them. (maintain rank)
Resulting Record: 0-2, rank #8

Golum (lgiammichele) 1-0, 55 points/game, #2

Optimal Scenario with Win

Kanye Westeros vs. The night is dark and full of tear'n up dat ass! [Matchup]
The night is dark and full of tear'n up dat ass! loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -16 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
Ashara Dayne Fan Club vs. Hipster Viserys Wore his Crown Before it was Cool [Matchup]
Ashara Dayne Fan Club loses, or they win and you make up 2.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Khal Me Maybe vs. Golum [Matchup]
Golum wins. (maintain rank)
Resulting Record: 2-0, rank #1

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Kanye Westeros vs. The night is dark and full of tear'n up dat ass! [Matchup]
Kanye Westeros wins and you lose more than -13.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
The night is dark and full of tear'n up dat ass! wins, or they lose and you lose more than -16 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Ashara Dayne Fan Club vs. Hipster Viserys Wore his Crown Before it was Cool [Matchup]
Ashara Dayne Fan Club wins, or they lose and you don't make up 2.5 tiebreaker points on them. (maintain rank)
Hipster Viserys Wore his Crown Before it was Cool wins and you lose more than -14.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Khal Me Maybe vs. Golum [Matchup]
Golum loses. (-1 rank)
Watch me whip. Walder Frey Frey vs. Arya kidding me? [Matchup]
Watch me whip. Walder Frey Frey wins and you lose more than -15.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Arya kidding me? wins and you lose more than -11 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Resulting Record: 1-1, rank #6

Round 1

  1. Ashara Dayne Fan Club chose: Tyrion Lannister (#1)
  2. Watch me whip. Walder Frey Frey chose: Daenerys Targaryen (#2)
  3. Golum chose: Cersei Lannister (#3)
  4. Khal Me Maybe chose: Ramsay Bolton (#4)
  5. Hipster Viserys Wore his Crown Before it was Cool chose: Jaime Lannister (#5)
  6. The night is dark and full of tear'n up dat ass! chose: Arya Stark (#6)
  7. Arya kidding me? chose: Sansa Stark (#7)
  8. Kanye Westeros chose: Jon Snow (#8)

Round 2

  1. Kanye Westeros chose: Bran Stark (#9)
  2. Arya kidding me? chose: Petyr Baelish (Littlefinger) (#10)
  3. The night is dark and full of tear'n up dat ass! chose: Melisandre (#11)
  4. Hipster Viserys Wore his Crown Before it was Cool chose: Roose Bolton (#12)
  5. Khal Me Maybe chose: Varys (#13)
  6. Golum chose: Brienne of Tarth (#14)
  7. Watch me whip. Walder Frey Frey chose: Samwell Tarly (#15)
  8. Ashara Dayne Fan Club chose: Theon Greyjoy (#16)

Round 3

  1. Ashara Dayne Fan Club chose: Jorah Mormont (#17)
  2. Watch me whip. Walder Frey Frey chose: Margaery Tyrell (#18)
  3. Golum chose: Bronn (#19)
  4. Khal Me Maybe chose: High Sparrow (#20)
  5. Hipster Viserys Wore his Crown Before it was Cool chose: Tommen Baratheon (#21)
  6. The night is dark and full of tear'n up dat ass! chose: Grey Worm (#22)
  7. Arya kidding me? chose: Daario Naharis (#23)
  8. Kanye Westeros chose: Hodor (#24)

Round 4

  1. Kanye Westeros chose: White Walker (Night King) (#25)
  2. Arya kidding me? chose: Davos Seaworth (#26)
  3. The night is dark and full of tear'n up dat ass! chose: Tormund Giantsbane (#27)
  4. Hipster Viserys Wore his Crown Before it was Cool chose: Jaqen H'ghar (#28)
  5. Khal Me Maybe chose: Lancel Lannister (#29)
  6. Golum chose: Alliser Thorne (#30)
  7. Watch me whip. Walder Frey Frey chose: Podrick Payne (#31)
  8. Ashara Dayne Fan Club chose: Doran Martell (#32)

Round 5

  1. Ashara Dayne Fan Club chose: Walder Frey (#33)
  2. Watch me whip. Walder Frey Frey chose: Yara Greyjoy (#34)
  3. Golum chose: Trystane Martell (#35)
  4. Khal Me Maybe chose: Missandei (#36)
  5. Hipster Viserys Wore his Crown Before it was Cool chose: Olenna Redwyne (Grandma Tyrell) (#37)
  6. The night is dark and full of tear'n up dat ass! chose: Rickon Stark (#38)
  7. Arya kidding me? chose: Randyll Tarly (#39)
  8. Kanye Westeros chose: Khal Moro (#40)

Round 6

  1. Kanye Westeros chose: Three-eyed raven (#41)
  2. Arya kidding me? chose: Euron Greyjoy (#42)
  3. The night is dark and full of tear'n up dat ass! chose: Loras Tyrell (#43)
  4. Hipster Viserys Wore his Crown Before it was Cool chose: Gilly (#44)
  5. Khal Me Maybe chose: Ellaria Sand (#45)
  6. Golum chose: Tyene Sand (#46)
  7. Watch me whip. Walder Frey Frey chose: Gregor Clegane (The Mountain) (#47)
  8. Ashara Dayne Fan Club chose: Obara Sand (#48)

Round 7

  1. Ashara Dayne Fan Club chose: Nymeria Sand (#49)
  2. Watch me whip. Walder Frey Frey chose: Robin Arryn (#50)
  3. Golum chose: Areo Hotah (#51)
  4. Khal Me Maybe chose: Mace Tyrell (#52)
  5. Hipster Viserys Wore his Crown Before it was Cool chose: Olly (#53)
  6. The night is dark and full of tear'n up dat ass! chose: Olyvar (#54)
  7. Arya kidding me? chose: Osha (#55)
  8. Kanye Westeros chose: Qyburn (#56)

Round 8

  1. Kanye Westeros chose: Eddard Stark (#57)
  2. Arya kidding me? chose: Tycho Nestoris (#58)
  3. The night is dark and full of tear'n up dat ass! chose: High Septon of the Faith (S3) (#59)
  4. Hipster Viserys Wore his Crown Before it was Cool chose: Leaf (#60)
  5. Khal Me Maybe chose: Meera Reed (#61)
  6. Golum chose: Grand Maester Pycelle (#62)
  7. Watch me whip. Walder Frey Frey chose: Lem Lemoncloak (#63)
  8. Ashara Dayne Fan Club chose: Kevan Lannister (#64)

League Discussion

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Recent Events (Full Log)

Episode 1: The Red Woman

Kills
Brienne cuts down the first Bolton soldier on horseback as she and Podrick rush in to save Sansa Stark. "It's a bloody woman!" (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Brienne cuts down the second Bolton soldier who stupidly dismounts his horse to engage an enemy he's knocked to the ground. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Brienne cuts down the horse of a Bolton soldier, pinning the soldier's leg (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Podrick stabs a Bolton soldier through the chest as he and Brienne charge in to rescue Sansa Stark. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Brienne ruthlessly slits the throat of a Bolton soldier pinned under his own horse. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Theon stabs a Bolton soldier through the back while he is battling Podrick Payne. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
26:48 (+10) Tyene Sand:
Tyene pulls out a dagger to stab Areo Hotah in the back, as Ellaria Martell begins her overthrow of the Martells. (Kill of Named Character)
Ellaria stabs Doran Martell as she overthrows the royal family of Dorne. "When was the last time you left this palace? You don't know your own people. Their disgust for you. Elia Martell raped and murdered, and you did nothing. Oberyn Martell butchered, and you did nothing. You're not a Dornishman. You're not our Prince." (Kill of Named Character)
Tyene takes the dagger from Areo Hotah's back and throws it at Doran Martell's fleeing messenger. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
28:42 (+10) Obara Sand:
Obara stabs Trystane through the face after he turns his back on her to face Nymeria Sand one-on-one. (Kill of Named Character)
Jorah and Daario discover the charred bones of a ram out on the hills near the Dothraki sea. It appears to be Drogon's work.

Daario: "You think our friend got him?"
Jorah: "Don't know anything else that can melt a ram's horn."
Daario: "We're on the right path, then."
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
submitted by alicehanners (approved!)
42:41 (+2) The Waif:
The Waif beats the crap out of blind Arya on the streets of Braavos.
Arya: "I can't see."
Waif: That's your problem, not mine."
(Minor Injury of Named Character)
Political Wins
Ser Alliser defends his treason against Lord Commander Jon Snow, and convinces the Night's Watch to side with him.

"You're right! We've committed treason, all of us. Jon Snow was my Lord Commander. I had no love for him. That was no secret. But I never once disobeyed an order. Loyalty is the foundation on which the Night's Watch is built. And the Watch means everything to me. I have given my life, we have all given our lives to the Night's Watch. Jon Snow was going to destroy the Night's Watch ... He thrust a terrible choice upon us. And we made it."
(Convincing Argument)
Alliser takes over as de facto Commander of the Night's Watch after explaining his mutinous actions to kill Jon Snow, and winning over the crowd. (New Title)
Ser Davos convinces Edd to seek help from the Wildlings instead of throwing his life away in an attack against Alliser Thorne. "You're not the only ones who owe your lives to Jon Snow. (Convincing Argument)
Given a redo, Lady Sansa finally accepts Brienne of Tarth into her service as a knight.
Brienne: "Lady Sansa, I offer my services once again. I will shield your back and keep your counsel and give my life for yours if need be. I swear it, by the Old Gods and the New."
Sansa: "And I vow... that you shall always have a place by my... hearth. and..."
Podrick assist" Meat and mead at my table."
Sansa: "...meat and mead at my table. And I pledge to ask no service of you that might bring you dishonor. I swear it by the Old Gods and the New. Arise."
(New Follower/Prisoner)
After saving her from capture by the Bolton soldiers, Brienne finally convinces Sansa Stark to accept her protection.
Brienne: "Lady Sansa, I offer my services once again. I will shield your back and keep your counsel and give my life for yours if need be. I swear it, by the Old Gods and the New."
Sansa: "And I vow... that you shall always have a place by my... hearth. and..."
Podrick assist" Meat and mead at my table."
Sansa: "...meat and mead at my table. And I pledge to ask no service of you that might bring you dishonor. I swear it by the Old Gods and the New. Arise."
(Convincing Argument)
submitted by moonbaseu92 (approved!)
Tyene betrays Doran Martell, killing his bodyguard Areo Hotah as the first strike in Ellaria Sand's coup d'état of Dorne. (Act of Betrayal)
Ellaria betrays Doran Martell, stabbing him to death as she overthrows the royal family of Dorne.
Doran Martell: "My son... Trystane."
Ellaria: "Your son is weak, just like you. And weak men will never rule Dorne again."
(Act of Betrayal)
Ellaria performs a coups d'état and seizes control of Dorne after assassinating Doran and Trystane Martell.
Doran Martell: "My son... Trystane."
Ellaria: "Your son is weak, just like you. And weak men will never rule Dorne again."
(Acquire a New Castle/City/Army/Loot)
Obara and Nymeria arrive on the Dornish ship to assassinate Trystane.
Obara: "We're not here to feed you. We're here to kill you."
Nymeria: "You want her to do it? Or me?
(Act of Betrayal)
Obara and Nymeria arrive on the Dornish ship to assassinate Trystane.
Obara: "We're not here to feed you. We're here to kill you."
Nymeria: "You want her to do it? Or me?
(Act of Betrayal)
Daenerys is presented as a prisoner to Khal Moro after she is captured by his Dothraki horde. "For you, my Khal. The white-haired girl we found in the hills." (New Follower/Prisoner)
Daenerys convinces Khal Moro to not rape her by mentioning that she is the widow of Khal Drogo.
Daenerys: "I was wife to Khal Dorgo, son of Khal Bharbo."
Khal Moro: "Khal Drogo is dead."
Daenerys: " I know. I burnt his body."
Khal Moro: "Forgive me. I did not know. It is forbidden to lie with a Khal's widow. No one will touch you. You have my word."
(Convincing Argument)
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Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
to Ramsay: "Without Sansa, you won't be able to produce an heir. And without an heir, well... let's hope the Maesters are right and Lady Walda's carrying a boy." (Threat)
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Margery: "I am the Queen and I demand to see my brother."
Unella: "Sinners do not make demands. They make confessions"
(Comeback)
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Doran Martell: "My son, Trystane..."
Ellaria: "Your son is weak, just like you. And weak men will never rule Dorne again."
(Witty Insult)
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Tyrion with the completely uncalled-for burn on Varys.
Varys: "You walk as though the paving stones were your personal property. I used to steal from people like you when I was a boy."
Tyrion: "It's a good thing you're not a boy anymore. ... Because you have no cock."
(Witty Insult)
29:48 (+3) Varys:
Tyrion to homeless mother: "For your baby. To eat." [makes stuffing motion into mouth]
Varys. "She thinks you want to eat her baby."
(Funny Line)
to Jorah: "You're a romantic. I admire that. Sometimes I look at you and I think - 'so that's what I'll be like when I grow old.'" (Witty Insult)
36:25 (+3) Aggo:
Qhono: "You think she (Daenerys) has got white pussy hair too? You ever been with a girl with white pussy hair?"
Ahko: "Only when I was fucking your grandma."
(Witty Insult)
36:38 (+3) Qhono:
Ahko: "Pretty eyes, but she's an idiot."
Qhono: "She doesn't have to be smart to get fucked in the ass."
(Witty Insult)
Khal Moro: "Seeing a beautiful woman naked for the first time, what is better than that?"
Bloodrider 1: "Killing another Khal?"
Khal Moro: "Yes, killing another Khal."
Bloodrider 2: "Conquering a city and taking her people as slaves, and taking her idols back to Vaes Dothrak."
Bloodrider 1: "Breaking a wild horse, forcing it to submit to your will."
Khal Moro: "Seeing a beautiful woman naked for the first time is among the five best things in life."
(Funny Line)
Khal Moro reorts to Daenerys rattling off her many titles after being taking prisoner: "You are nobody, the millionth of your name, Queen of Nothing, slave of Khal Moro." (Witty Insult)
Alliser Thorne: "And you, Ser Davos, I will allow you to travel south. A free man, with a fresh horse."
Davos: "And some mutton. I'd like some mutton."
Alliser: "Wot?"
(Funny Line)
Night's Watchman: "Edd is our only chance.
Steve Cash: "It's a sad fucking statement if Dolorous Edd is our only chance."
(Funny Line)
Deaths
26:50 (+10) Areo Hotah:
Areo Hotah dies from a dagger to the back from Tyene Sand, as Ellaria Sand launches her coup d'état of Dorne. (Death)
Doran Martell bleeds out after being stabbed by Ellaria Sand. "When was the last time you left this palace? You don't know your own people. Their disgust for you. Elia Martell raped and murdered, and you did nothing. Oberyn Martell butchered, and you did nothing. You're not a Dornishman. You're not our Prince." (Death)
Special
Roose gives Ramsay a lecture that it is marriages and political acumen that establish dynasties, not winning on the battlefield.

"Do you feel like a victor? I rebelled against the crown to arrange your marriage to Sansa Stark. Do you think that burning wagons in the night and mowing down tired, outnumbered Baratheons is the same as facing a prepared and provisioned Lannister army?"
(Special)
Jaime refers to Myrcella's parentage as Cersei grives: "Listen- listen to me. She was my daughter and I failed her." (Special)
Doran 'Professor X' Martell turns out to not actually be a wheelchair-bound cripple at all - apparently he was just too lazy to walk anywhere during any part of S5. He takes thirty-two slow, gimpy steps along the way to his wheelchair. Then decides to adjust his dangling right foot for good measure, before fully sitting down.

5 steps in initial overhead scene (25:35)
7 steps to get up the stairs (25:40)
8 steps to the next set of stairs (25:47)
9 steps to the wheelchair (25:55)
3 steps to get in the wheelchair (26:06)
1 step to get his last dangling foot onto the wheelchair (26:11)
(Special)
29:17 (+3) Varys:
Tyrion references Varys' eunuch status in his comeback.
Varys: "You walk as though the paving stones were your personal property. I used to steal from people like you when I was a boy."
Tyrion: "It's a good thing you're not a boy anymore. ... Because you have no cock."
(Special)
Daario Naharis calls out Jorah's friendzone status like he sees it:
Jorah: "I've been all over the world. There's no escaping men like us."
Daario: "There's no escaping her, eh? You keep coming back. Why?"
Jorah: "You know why."
Daario: "Isn't it frustrating wanting someone who doesn't want you back?"
(Special)