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Reek's Keep (GoT: Season 6)

Rk Team Total Change Behind Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Thrones Deaths Special Feels
1 - 44.5 -1 - 7 5 3 1.5 3 4.5 8 8 4.5
2 - 44 1.5 0.5 8 4 (+1) 7 1.5 5.5 4.5 6 (+0.5) 3 4.5
3 2 42 1.5 2.5 6 8 1.5 (+2) 6.5 (+0.5) 7.5 4.5 1.5 2 4.5
6 1 40.5 2 4 3 2.5 (+2) 4 4 5.5 4.5 7 (+0.5) 5.5 4.5
4 1 40.5 -1 4 2 2.5 6 8 1 4.5 5 7 4.5
5 1 40.5 -0.5 4 4 6 8 6.5 3 4.5 3 1 4.5
7 1 38.5 -0.5 6 5 7 5 4 3 4.5 1.5 4 4.5
8 - 33.5 -2 11 1 1 1.5 4 7.5 4.5 4 5.5 4.5
Rk Team Total Change Behind Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Thrones Deaths Special Feels
1 - 354 +10 - 90 (+6) 39 18 0 5 0 (+4) 49 153 0
2 - 260 +9 94 12 18 45 (+5) 40 0 0 (+1) 16 (+3) 129 0
3 - 253 +35 101 (+5) 112 (+6) 27 (+18) 54 0 10 0 (+3) 41 (+3) 9 0
4 1 165 +19 189 60 (+6) 57 (+3) 12 (+5) 10 (+5) 20 0 0 6 0
5 1 162 +3 192 56 45 (+3) 36 5 5 0 0 15 0
6 - 158 +16 196 22 (+6) 42 (+9) 63 10 5 0 (+1) 13 3 0
7 - 153 +27 201 20 18 (+15) 24 5 10 0 (+3) 46 (+9) 30 0
8 - 98 +7 256 2 (+3) 15 (+3) 12 5 20 0 (+1) 14 30 0
Totals 1603 +126 374 261 264 75 75 0 179 375 0
Rk Team Total Change Behind Streak Roto Tiebreaker Points/Game
1 1 5 +1 - W-3 44 36.14
5 1 4 - 1 L-3 38.5 23.14
t-3 2 4 +1 1 W-2 40.5 21.86
t-3 - 4 - 1 L-1 40.5 22.57
2 1 4 - 1 L-2 44.5 50.57
6 - 3.5 +1 1.5 W-1 40.5 37.14
7 - 2.5 +1 2.5 W-1 42 23.57
8 - 1 - 4 L-6 33.5 14

Episode 7: The Broken Man

Watch me whip. Walder Frey Frey (armizzle.diaz)
Yara Greyjoy:
13 pts
19 3 Khal Me Maybe (Nick the Irish)
High Sparrow:
3 pts
Ashara Dayne Fan Club (chris.brinson27)
Theon Greyjoy:
8 pts
9 7 The night is dark and full of tear'n up dat ass! (kmarkor)
Tormund Giantsbane:
6 pts
Hipster Viserys Wore his Crown Before it was Cool (mylespappadato)
Jaime Lannister:
20 pts
35 16 Arya kidding me? (ailenecarroll)
Sansa Stark:
9 pts
Golum (lgiammichele)
Bronn:
21 pts
27 10 Kanye Westeros (ljtaban)
Jon Snow:
6 pts

Episode 8: No One

Hipster Viserys Wore his Crown Before it was Cool (mylespappadato)
Avg: 36.14 , Record: 5-2
Golum (lgiammichele)
Avg: 21.86 , Record: 4-3
Ashara Dayne Fan Club (chris.brinson27)
Avg: 37.14 , Record: 3-3-1
Kanye Westeros (ljtaban)
Avg: 50.57 , Record: 4-3
Khal Me Maybe (Nick the Irish)
Avg: 23.14 , Record: 4-3
Arya kidding me? (ailenecarroll)
Avg: 22.57 , Record: 4-3
Watch me whip. Walder Frey Frey (armizzle.diaz)
Avg: 23.57 , Record: 2-4-1
The night is dark and full of tear'n up dat ass! (kmarkor)
Avg: 14 , Record: 1-6

Scenario Analysis for Episode 8: No One

Watch me whip. Walder Frey Frey (armizzle.diaz) 2-4-1, 23.57 points/game, #7

Optimal Scenario with Win

Ashara Dayne Fan Club vs. Kanye Westeros [Matchup]
Ashara Dayne Fan Club loses and you don't lose more than -1.5 tiebreaker points to them. (+1 rank)
Watch me whip. Walder Frey Frey vs. The night is dark and full of tear'n up dat ass! [Matchup]
Resulting Record: 3-4-1, rank #6

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Watch me whip. Walder Frey Frey vs. The night is dark and full of tear'n up dat ass! [Matchup]
Resulting Record: 2-5-1, rank #7

Kanye Westeros (ljtaban) 4-3, 50.57 points/game, #2

Optimal Scenario with Win

Hipster Viserys Wore his Crown Before it was Cool vs. Golum [Matchup]
Hipster Viserys Wore his Crown Before it was Cool loses and you don't lose more than -0.5 tiebreaker points to them. (+1 rank)
Golum loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -4 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
Ashara Dayne Fan Club vs. Kanye Westeros [Matchup]
Khal Me Maybe vs. Arya kidding me? [Matchup]
Khal Me Maybe loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -6 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
Arya kidding me? loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -4 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
Resulting Record: 5-3, rank #1

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Hipster Viserys Wore his Crown Before it was Cool vs. Golum [Matchup]
Golum wins, or they lose and you lose more than -4 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Ashara Dayne Fan Club vs. Kanye Westeros [Matchup]
Kanye Westeros loses. (-1 rank)
Khal Me Maybe vs. Arya kidding me? [Matchup]
Khal Me Maybe wins, or they lose and you lose more than -6 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Arya kidding me? wins, or they lose and you lose more than -4 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Resulting Record: 4-4, rank #5

Arya kidding me? (ailenecarroll) 4-3, 22.57 points/game, #3t-

Optimal Scenario with Win

Hipster Viserys Wore his Crown Before it was Cool vs. Golum [Matchup]
Hipster Viserys Wore his Crown Before it was Cool loses and you make up 3.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Golum loses, or they win and you don't lose more than 0 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
Ashara Dayne Fan Club vs. Kanye Westeros [Matchup]
Kanye Westeros loses, or they win and you make up 4 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Khal Me Maybe vs. Arya kidding me? [Matchup]
Arya kidding me? wins. (maintain rank)
Resulting Record: 5-3, rank #1

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Hipster Viserys Wore his Crown Before it was Cool vs. Golum [Matchup]
Golum wins, or they lose and you lose more than 0 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
Ashara Dayne Fan Club vs. Kanye Westeros [Matchup]
Ashara Dayne Fan Club wins (-1 rank)
Kanye Westeros wins, or they lose and you don't make up 4 tiebreaker points on them. (maintain rank)
Khal Me Maybe vs. Arya kidding me? [Matchup]
Arya kidding me? loses. (-1 rank)
Resulting Record: 4-4, rank #5

Ashara Dayne Fan Club (chris.brinson27) 3-3-1, 37.14 points/game, #6

Optimal Scenario with Win

Hipster Viserys Wore his Crown Before it was Cool vs. Golum [Matchup]
Golum loses (+1 rank)
Ashara Dayne Fan Club vs. Kanye Westeros [Matchup]
Ashara Dayne Fan Club wins. (+1 rank)
Khal Me Maybe vs. Arya kidding me? [Matchup]
Khal Me Maybe loses (+1 rank)
Arya kidding me? loses (+1 rank)
Resulting Record: 4-3-1, rank #3

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Ashara Dayne Fan Club vs. Kanye Westeros [Matchup]
Watch me whip. Walder Frey Frey vs. The night is dark and full of tear'n up dat ass! [Matchup]
Watch me whip. Walder Frey Frey wins and you don't make up 1.5 tiebreaker points on them. (-1 rank)
Resulting Record: 3-4-1, rank #7

Khal Me Maybe (Nick the Irish) 4-3, 23.14 points/game, #5

Optimal Scenario with Win

Hipster Viserys Wore his Crown Before it was Cool vs. Golum [Matchup]
Hipster Viserys Wore his Crown Before it was Cool loses and you make up 5.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Golum loses, or they win and you make up 2 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Ashara Dayne Fan Club vs. Kanye Westeros [Matchup]
Kanye Westeros loses, or they win and you make up 6 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Khal Me Maybe vs. Arya kidding me? [Matchup]
Khal Me Maybe wins. (+1 rank)
Resulting Record: 5-3, rank #2

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Hipster Viserys Wore his Crown Before it was Cool vs. Golum [Matchup]
Golum wins, or they lose and you don't make up 2 tiebreaker points on them. (maintain rank)
Ashara Dayne Fan Club vs. Kanye Westeros [Matchup]
Ashara Dayne Fan Club wins (-1 rank)
Kanye Westeros wins, or they lose and you don't make up 6 tiebreaker points on them. (maintain rank)
Khal Me Maybe vs. Arya kidding me? [Matchup]
Khal Me Maybe loses. (maintain rank)
Resulting Record: 4-4, rank #6

Optimal Scenario with Win

Watch me whip. Walder Frey Frey vs. The night is dark and full of tear'n up dat ass! [Matchup]
Resulting Record: 2-6, rank #8

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Watch me whip. Walder Frey Frey vs. The night is dark and full of tear'n up dat ass! [Matchup]
Resulting Record: 1-7, rank #8

Optimal Scenario with Win

Hipster Viserys Wore his Crown Before it was Cool vs. Golum [Matchup]
Resulting Record: 6-2, rank #1

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Hipster Viserys Wore his Crown Before it was Cool vs. Golum [Matchup]
Ashara Dayne Fan Club vs. Kanye Westeros [Matchup]
Kanye Westeros wins and you don't make up 0.5 tiebreaker points on them. (-1 rank)
Khal Me Maybe vs. Arya kidding me? [Matchup]
Khal Me Maybe wins and you lose more than -5.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Arya kidding me? wins and you lose more than -3.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Resulting Record: 5-3, rank #4

Golum (lgiammichele) 4-3, 21.86 points/game, #3t-

Optimal Scenario with Win

Hipster Viserys Wore his Crown Before it was Cool vs. Golum [Matchup]
Golum wins. (+1 rank)
Ashara Dayne Fan Club vs. Kanye Westeros [Matchup]
Kanye Westeros loses, or they win and you make up 4 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Khal Me Maybe vs. Arya kidding me? [Matchup]
Khal Me Maybe loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -2 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
Arya kidding me? loses, or they win and you don't lose more than 0 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
Resulting Record: 5-3, rank #1

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

Hipster Viserys Wore his Crown Before it was Cool vs. Golum [Matchup]
Ashara Dayne Fan Club vs. Kanye Westeros [Matchup]
Ashara Dayne Fan Club wins (-1 rank)
Kanye Westeros wins, or they lose and you don't make up 4 tiebreaker points on them. (maintain rank)
Khal Me Maybe vs. Arya kidding me? [Matchup]
Khal Me Maybe wins, or they lose and you lose more than -2 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Arya kidding me? wins, or they lose and you lose more than 0 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
Resulting Record: 4-4, rank #5

Round 1

  1. Ashara Dayne Fan Club chose: Tyrion Lannister (#1)
  2. Watch me whip. Walder Frey Frey chose: Daenerys Targaryen (#2)
  3. Golum chose: Cersei Lannister (#3)
  4. Khal Me Maybe chose: Ramsay Bolton (#4)
  5. Hipster Viserys Wore his Crown Before it was Cool chose: Jaime Lannister (#5)
  6. The night is dark and full of tear'n up dat ass! chose: Arya Stark (#6)
  7. Arya kidding me? chose: Sansa Stark (#7)
  8. Kanye Westeros chose: Jon Snow (#8)

Round 2

  1. Kanye Westeros chose: Bran Stark (#9)
  2. Arya kidding me? chose: Petyr Baelish (Littlefinger) (#10)
  3. The night is dark and full of tear'n up dat ass! chose: Melisandre (#11)
  4. Hipster Viserys Wore his Crown Before it was Cool chose: Roose Bolton (#12)
  5. Khal Me Maybe chose: Varys (#13)
  6. Golum chose: Brienne of Tarth (#14)
  7. Watch me whip. Walder Frey Frey chose: Samwell Tarly (#15)
  8. Ashara Dayne Fan Club chose: Theon Greyjoy (#16)

Round 3

  1. Ashara Dayne Fan Club chose: Jorah Mormont (#17)
  2. Watch me whip. Walder Frey Frey chose: Margaery Tyrell (#18)
  3. Golum chose: Bronn (#19)
  4. Khal Me Maybe chose: High Sparrow (#20)
  5. Hipster Viserys Wore his Crown Before it was Cool chose: Tommen Baratheon (#21)
  6. The night is dark and full of tear'n up dat ass! chose: Grey Worm (#22)
  7. Arya kidding me? chose: Daario Naharis (#23)
  8. Kanye Westeros chose: Hodor (#24)

Round 4

  1. Kanye Westeros chose: White Walker (Night King) (#25)
  2. Arya kidding me? chose: Davos Seaworth (#26)
  3. The night is dark and full of tear'n up dat ass! chose: Tormund Giantsbane (#27)
  4. Hipster Viserys Wore his Crown Before it was Cool chose: Jaqen H'ghar (#28)
  5. Khal Me Maybe chose: Lancel Lannister (#29)
  6. Golum chose: Alliser Thorne (#30)
  7. Watch me whip. Walder Frey Frey chose: Podrick Payne (#31)
  8. Ashara Dayne Fan Club chose: Doran Martell (#32)

Round 5

  1. Ashara Dayne Fan Club chose: Walder Frey (#33)
  2. Watch me whip. Walder Frey Frey chose: Yara Greyjoy (#34)
  3. Golum chose: Trystane Martell (#35)
  4. Khal Me Maybe chose: Missandei (#36)
  5. Hipster Viserys Wore his Crown Before it was Cool chose: Olenna Redwyne (Grandma Tyrell) (#37)
  6. The night is dark and full of tear'n up dat ass! chose: Rickon Stark (#38)
  7. Arya kidding me? chose: Randyll Tarly (#39)
  8. Kanye Westeros chose: Khal Moro (#40)

Round 6

  1. Kanye Westeros chose: Three-eyed raven (#41)
  2. Arya kidding me? chose: Euron Greyjoy (#42)
  3. The night is dark and full of tear'n up dat ass! chose: Loras Tyrell (#43)
  4. Hipster Viserys Wore his Crown Before it was Cool chose: Gilly (#44)
  5. Khal Me Maybe chose: Ellaria Sand (#45)
  6. Golum chose: Tyene Sand (#46)
  7. Watch me whip. Walder Frey Frey chose: Gregor Clegane (The Mountain) (#47)
  8. Ashara Dayne Fan Club chose: Obara Sand (#48)

Round 7

  1. Ashara Dayne Fan Club chose: Nymeria Sand (#49)
  2. Watch me whip. Walder Frey Frey chose: Robin Arryn (#50)
  3. Golum chose: Areo Hotah (#51)
  4. Khal Me Maybe chose: Mace Tyrell (#52)
  5. Hipster Viserys Wore his Crown Before it was Cool chose: Olly (#53)
  6. The night is dark and full of tear'n up dat ass! chose: Olyvar (#54)
  7. Arya kidding me? chose: Osha (#55)
  8. Kanye Westeros chose: Qyburn (#56)

Round 8

  1. Kanye Westeros chose: Eddard Stark (#57)
  2. Arya kidding me? chose: Tycho Nestoris (#58)
  3. The night is dark and full of tear'n up dat ass! chose: High Septon of the Faith (S3) (#59)
  4. Hipster Viserys Wore his Crown Before it was Cool chose: Leaf (#60)
  5. Khal Me Maybe chose: Meera Reed (#61)
  6. Golum chose: Grand Maester Pycelle (#62)
  7. Watch me whip. Walder Frey Frey chose: Lem Lemoncloak (#63)
  8. Ashara Dayne Fan Club chose: Kevan Lannister (#64)

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Episode 7: The Broken Man

Kills
Jaime clobbers Black Walder with his golden hand, leaving him with a severe bruise to the cheek.

Jaime: "Only a fool makes threats he's not prepared to carry out. Now let's say I threatened to hit you unless you shut your mouth, but you kept talking. What do you think I'd do?"
Black Walder: "I don't give a rat's-" *smack*
(Minor Injury of Named Character)
submitted by bookworm13457 (approved!)
Jaime acquires Edmure Tully as his prisoner after taking over the Siege of Riverrun. (New Follower/Prisoner)
submitted by nyan (approved!)
45:55 (+5) The Waif:
The Waif stabs Arya Stark several times in the belly, although she manages to escape by diving into the canals. (Major Injury of Named Character)
Political Wins
reveals his knowledge of the Hound's identity: "What matters, I believe, is that there's something greater than us. And whatever it is, it's got plans for Sandor Clegane." (Secret Discovery)
Instead of bringing Olenna Tyrell in to repent for her sins, as she had promised the High Sparrow, Margaery secretly tips off her grandmother of her imminent danger in King's Landing, convincing her to leave the city. (Act of Betrayal)
submitted by lize1017 (approved!)
Margaery convinces her grandmother Olenna to leave King's Landing for her own safety: "Go home. Find comfort in prayer and good works. The Mother watches over us all." (Convincing Argument)
Tormund convinces the other Wildlings to march for Jon Snow. "The Crows killed him, because he spoke for the Free Folk when no other Southerners would. He died for us. If we are not willing to do the same for him, we're cowards. If that's what we are, we deserve to be the last of the Free Folk." (Convincing Argument)
14:15 (+3) Jon Snow:
Wun Weg Wun Dar Wun: "Snow." (New Follower/Prisoner)
The Freys attempt to negotiate for the surrender of Riverrun by threatening to cut Edmure Tully's throat. The Blackfish coldly calls their bluff without regard for his nephew's life, convincing them to spare the heir to House Tully (for now).

Black Walder: "Yield the castle, or I cut his throat."
Brynden: "Go on, then. Cut his throat."
(Convincing Argument)
submitted by righteous (approved!)
Lothar Frey and Black Walder find themselves under Jaime Lannister's command as he arrives to take over the siege forces surrounding Riverrun. (New Follower/Prisoner)
After Jon Snow and Sansa Stark prove unconvincing, Davos convinces the young Lyanna Mormont to rally against the Bolton army. "Because Jeor Mormont and Jon Snow both understood that the real war isn't between a few squabbling houses. It's between the living and the dead. And make no mistake, my lady, the dead are coming ... As long as the Boltons hold Winterfell, the North is divided. And a divided North won't stand a chance against the Night King." (Convincing Argument)
27:11 (+3) Jon Snow:
Lyanna Mormont pledges her house to Jon Snow's fighting forces: "House Mormont has kept faith with House Stark for a thousand years... We will not break faith today." (New Follower/Prisoner)
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
Septon Ray: "There's a reason you're still here."
Sandor: "Aye, there's a reason. I'm a big fucker and I'm tough to kill."
(Funny Line)
to Margaery: "The Queen of Thorns is a remarkable woman, a strong woman. And an unrepentant sinner. You must teach her the new one, as she taught you the old, or I fear for her safety, body and soul." (Threat)
to Septa Unella: "You're now in your sanctuary now, my dear. All I have to do is whistle and my men will stroll you in here and bash you about until I tell them to stop... *if* I tell them to stop." (Threat)
Jon Snow: "Are you sure they'll come (the Wildling armies)?"
Tormund: "We're not clever like you Southerners. When we say we'll do something, we do it."
(Witty Insult)
to Cersei: "I wonder if you're the worst person I've ever met. At a certain age it's hard to recall. But the truly vile do stand out through the years." (Witty Insult)
Olenna: "You've lost, Cersei. It's the only joy I could find in all this misery." (Witty Insult)
Bronn: "Now that is a sorry attempt at a siege. Someone needs to teach those sad twats how to dig trenches."
Jaime: "Someone certainly does."
(Funny Line)
18:25 (+3) Bronn:
Bronn: "Oh no, not me. I'm just an upjump sellsword."
Jaime: "You're an anointed knight, there's quite a difference."
Bronn: "Aye, knights don't get paid."
(Funny Line)
18:33 (+3) Bronn:
Jaime: "You have better instincts than any officer in the Lannister army."
Bronn: "That's like saying I have a bigger cock than anyone in the Unsullied army."
(Witty Insult)
18:57 (+3) Bronn:
Jaime: "And you'll get all three. A Lannister always pa-"
Bronn: "Don't say it. Don't fookin' say it..."
(Funny Line)
submitted by nyan (approved!)
21:03 (+3) Bronn:
Lothar Frey: "Ser Jaime, we didn't know you were coming."
Jaime Lannister: "Because you didn't set a proper perimeter."
Bronn: "Good thing we're friends, or we'd be fucking you in the ass right now."
(Witty Insult)
submitted by nyan (approved!)
to Black Walder: "Only a fool makes threats he's not prepared to carry out. Now let's say I threatened to hit you unless you shut your mouth, but you kept talking. What do you think I'd do?" (Threat)
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22:22 (+3) Bronn:
Jaime: "Get word to the Blackfish. I want a parley."
Bronn: "A parley or a fight?"
Jaime: "He's an old man."
Bronn: "You've got one hand. My money's on the old boy."
(Witty Insult)
"As far as I understand, you're a Snow and Lady Sansa is a Bolton. Or is she a Lannister? I've heard conflicting reports." (Witty Insult)
Jon Snow: "How many fighting men can we expect?"
Lyanna Mormont: "62."
(Funny Line)
on the 62 Mormont soldiers: "If they're half as ferocious as their Lady, the Boltons are doomed." (Funny Line)
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The Blackfish: "I assume you're here to fulfill the vow you gave my niece. I don't see Sansa and Arya."
Jaime: "I don't have them."
The Blackfish: "Pity. Do you wish to resume your captivity?"
(Witty Insult)
Jaime Lanniser: "But if you surrender, I'll spare the lives of your men. On my honor."
Blackfish: "Your honor? Bargaining with oathbreakers is like building on quicksand."
(Witty Insult)
to Jaime: "We have enough provisions for two years. Do you have two years, Kingslayer?" (Threat)
Jaime Lannister: "You clearly have no intention of saving your men's lives. Why did you come treat with me?"
Blackfish: "Sieges are dull. And I wanted to see you in person, get the measure of you."
Jaime: "Well, now you have."
Blackfish: "Aye, now I have. I'm disappointed."
(Witty Insult)
submitted by nyan (approved!)
Sansa Stark: "I would remind you that House Glover is pledged to House Stark. Sworn to answer when called upon."
Robbett Glover: "Yes, my family served House Stark for centuries ... When my brother was lord of this castle, he answered Robb's call and hailed him King in the North. And where was King Robb when the Ironborn attacked this castle? ... Taking up with a foreign whore. Getting himself and those who followed him killed. I served House Stark once, but House Stark is dead."
(Witty Insult)
to Theon: "Nothing on the Iron Islands has an ass like that. Doesn't interest you anymore?"
(Witty Insult)
submitted by cmwalken15 (approved!)
Septon Ray: "Violence is a disease. You don't cure a disease by spreading it to more people."
Sandor: "You don't cure it by dying, either."
(Witty Insult)
Glasses of Wine Consumed
Sandor drinks from a cup handed to him by Septon Ray while taking a lunch break. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Yara drinks while giving a pep talk to Theon. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Yara forces Theon to drink while the fleet is docked.
Theon: "I don't want any."
Yara: "I don't care what you want. Drink."
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
Sandor drinks from his bottle after a hard afternoon of hacking down tree branches. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Acts of Intercourse
Yara wanders off with a whore in Volantis. "Now, since it's my last night ashore for a long while, I'm gonna go fuck the tits off this one." (Act of Intercourse)
Deaths
Confirmation of Maege Mormont's death by her daughter, the young Lyanna: "My mother wasn't a great beauty ... She was a great warrior, though. She died fighting for your brother Robb." (Death)
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48:33 (+10) Septon Ray:
Sandor discovers the Septon hanged from the frame of his to-be-constructed church as the entire village has been massacred by the Brotherhood without Banners. (Death)
+1 for Benjen Stark, +1 for Bran Stark, +1 for Rickon Stark, +1 for Hodor, +1 for Osha, +1 for Alliser Thorne, +1 for Balon Greyjoy, +1 for Roose Bolton, +1 for Fat Walda Frey, +1 for Olly, +1 for Leaf, +1 for Three-eyed raven, +1 for Greatjon Umber, +1 for Doran Martell, +1 for Trystane Martell, +1 for Areo Hotah, +1 for Bowen Marsh, +1 for Ser Gerold Hightower, +1 for Ser Arthur Dayne, +1 for Khal Moro, +1 for Aggo, +1 for Khal Rhalko, +1 for Khal Forzo, +1 for Child of the Forest, +1 for Othell Yarwyck
Special
Septon Ray: "How many men did it take to cut you down?"
Sandor Clegane: "Just one."
Ray: "Whew... he must have been some kind of a monster."
Sandor: "He was a woman."
(Special)
18:15 (+3) Bronn:
"Now that is a sorry attempt at a siege. Someone needs to teach those sad twats how to dig trenches." (Special)
Jaime smacks Black Walder with his golden hand as he gives a lesson on threats.

Jaime: "Only a fool makes threats he's not prepared to carry out. Now let's say I threatened to hit you unless you shut your mouth, but you kept talking. What do you think I'd do?"
Black Walder: "I don't give a rat's-" *smack*
(Special)
22:03 (+3) Bronn:
Bronn starts instructing the Frey forces on the proper siege preparations: "Have your lads start digging perimeter trenches. Set pickets every hundred yards. And work double-time on those siege towers and trebuchets." (Special)
Yara forces Theon to drink while the fleet is docked.
Theon: "I don't want any."
Yara: "I don't care what you want. Drink."
(Special)
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