Matchup: What Is Dead May Never Die vs KhaleesiSOMF for Ep 3
Casterly Sellsword (Public #36)
Political Wins
46:18
(+3)
Cersei Lannister:
Cersei has the High Septon imprisoned. "The High Septon's behavior was corrosive, as was his attitude. Having a man like that reside in the Sept eats away the Faith from the inside. So now he resides in the Red Keep's dungeons instead."
(Politics - uncategorized)
59:50
(+3)
Jorah Mormont:
Jorah captures Tyrion in Volantis. "I'm taking you to the Queen."
(Politics - uncategorized)
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
9:33
(+3)
Cersei Lannister:
Cersei with a jab to Margaery while talking to Tommen: "She's certainly very pretty, isn't she? Like a doll. She smiles quite a lot. Do you think she's intelligent? I can't quite tell, not that it matters."
(Witty Insult)
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22:51
(+3)
Brienne of Tarth:
Pod asks about Renly's rumored sexuality.
Pod: "But...wasn't he ... Lord Tyrion said he was..."
Brienne: "Yes, Pod, he liked men. I'm not an idiot." (Funny Line)
Pod: "But...wasn't he ... Lord Tyrion said he was..."
Brienne: "Yes, Pod, he liked men. I'm not an idiot." (Funny Line)
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37:24
(+3)
Janos Slynt:
after Jon orders him to rebuild the ruined tower of Greyguard: "I was charged with the defense of King's Landing when you were soiling your swaddling clothes. Keep your ruin."
(Witty Insult)
Tyrion: "I can't remember the last face I saw that wasn't yours."
Varys: "It's a perfectly good face." (Funny Line)
Varys: "It's a perfectly good face." (Funny Line)
54:54
(+3)
Tyrion Lannister:
Brothel bouncer: "It's good luck to rub a dwarf's head."
Tyrion: "It's even better luck to suck a dwarf's cock."
*flustered Varys* (Funny Line)
Tyrion: "It's even better luck to suck a dwarf's cock."
*flustered Varys* (Funny Line)
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Glasses of Wine Consumed
52:53
(+5)
Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion drinks from a flask while walking through a market in Volantis.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
55:55
(+5)
Jorah Mormont:
Jorah drinks away his sorrows as he can't even get within the friendzone of the Daenerys cosplayer in Volantis.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
Deaths
40:26
(+10)
Janos Slynt:
Janos is beheaded for insubordination, after defying Jon Snow's orders as Lord Commander.
(Death)