Matchup: What Is Dead May Never Die vs The Bastard of Driftmark is coming for you for Ep 4
Casterly Sellsword (Public #36)
Kills
Bronn kills a snake slithering next to Jaime's head. "Breakfast."
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Bronn attacks the Dornish riders, throwing his dagger into the throat of one and stabbing another with his sword.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Bronn cuts down the horse of one of the Dornish riders.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Bronn cuts down the fourth Dornish rider in the background, as Jaime fights with the third.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
38:50
(+2)
Obara Sand:
Obara throws her spear through the head of the merchant who smuggled Jaime and Bronn into Dorne.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
47:48
(+30)
Barristan Selmy:
Barristan arrives to the scene of the Unsullied ambush. He cuts down 15 of the Sons of the Harpy in an attempt to save Grey Worm, but is eventually cut down by the mob.
1. Slashed across the back as Barristan arrives
2. Slashed across the stomach as the mob engages
3. Slashed across the side after his first strike is parried
4. Held in place by Barristan to receive a stab from a fellow Son of the Harpy
5. Slashed across the chest
6. Sliced through the stomach
7. Sliced across the back
8. Stabbed through the stomach
9. Beheaded from behind
10. Slashed through with an uppercut swing
11. Stabbed through the stomach
12. Slashes across the stomach
13. Slashes after stabbing Barristan's leg
14. Stabbed through while Barristan is kneeling on the ground
15. Stabbed simultaneously while another stabs Barristan through the stomach (mostly obscured behind the surviving fighter) (Kill of Unnamed Character)
1. Slashed across the back as Barristan arrives
2. Slashed across the stomach as the mob engages
3. Slashed across the side after his first strike is parried
4. Held in place by Barristan to receive a stab from a fellow Son of the Harpy
5. Slashed across the chest
6. Sliced through the stomach
7. Sliced across the back
8. Stabbed through the stomach
9. Beheaded from behind
10. Slashed through with an uppercut swing
11. Stabbed through the stomach
12. Slashes across the stomach
13. Slashes after stabbing Barristan's leg
14. Stabbed through while Barristan is kneeling on the ground
15. Stabbed simultaneously while another stabs Barristan through the stomach (mostly obscured behind the surviving fighter) (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Political Wins
37:34
(+3)
Obara Sand:
Nymeria whips off a barrel concealing the captain that smuggled Jaime and Bronn into Dorne. He was captured after attempting to sell this information to Obara Sand.
(Politics - uncategorized)
37:39
(+3)
Obara Sand:
Obara discovers that Jaime has arrived in Dorne after interrogating the ship captain who smuggled him in. "A ship's captain who found me in Planky Town, claiming he had information to sell. He told me he smuggled Jaime Lannister into Dorne."
(Politics - uncategorized)
40:55
(+3)
Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion figures out that his captor is Jorah Mormont, and deduces the backstory behind their falling out. "A highborn knight from the North of Westeros, down on his luck in Essos. Dragon epaulets, bear sigil breastplate. You're Jorah Mormont."
(Politics - uncategorized)
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
"There's nothing like a good fight to get you in the mood for fucking. And there's nothing like a fuck-mad Dornish girl to clear your head for the next fight."
(Funny Line)
22:16
(+3)
Stannis Baratheon:
Stannis: "Are you lonely?"
Shireen: "Just bored."
Stannis: "My father used to tell me that boredom indicates a lack of inner resources." (Witty Insult)
Shireen: "Just bored."
Stannis: "My father used to tell me that boredom indicates a lack of inner resources." (Witty Insult)
Dornish Rider: "You're from King's Landing."
Bronn: "Accent gave me away? Flea Bottom, whelped and whipped." (Funny Line)
Bronn: "Accent gave me away? Flea Bottom, whelped and whipped." (Funny Line)
to Jaime, after knocking one of the Dornish riders off his horse: "That one should be slow enough."
(Funny Line)
39:08
(+3)
Tyrion Lannister:
"MRPPHM MRPPPHM MPRMPRPHM MPRPHPM MPRPRHPHMMM MMHRRM MPHRRM... thank you."
(Funny Line)
Glasses of Wine Consumed
Deaths
+1 for Mance Rayder