Matchup: What Is Dead May Never Die vs Maester of Disaester for Ep 6
Casterly Sellsword (Public #36)
Kills
9:20
(+2)
Jaqen H'ghar:
Jaqen whips Arya bloody with a switch as she fails her test of lie-telling in the House of Black and White.
(Minor Injury of Named Character)
Political Wins
21:27
(+3)
Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion convinces the slave trader Malko to spare his life for the time being, instead of slitting his throat and chopping off his cock. "You can't just hand a dried cock to a merchant and expect him to pay for it! He has to know it came from a dwarf. And how could he know unless he sees the dwarf?"
(Politics - uncategorized)
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
21:27
(+3)
Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion: "You can't just hand a dried cock to a merchant and expect him to pay for it! He has to know it came from a dwarf. And how could he know unless he sees the dwarf?"
Slave trader: "It will be a dwarf-sized cock."
Tyrion: "Guess again." (Funny Line)
Slave trader: "It will be a dwarf-sized cock."
Tyrion: "Guess again." (Funny Line)
Bronn: "And once we've got the princess, then what?"
Jaime: "I like to improvise."
Bronn: "That explains the golden hand." (Witty Insult)
Jaime: "I like to improvise."
Bronn: "That explains the golden hand." (Witty Insult)
The Tyrell caravan stops just so Grandma Tyrell can deliver a burn on the entire city of King's Landing.
"Oh... you can smell the shit from five miles away." (Funny Line)
"Oh... you can smell the shit from five miles away." (Funny Line)
"Renly Baratheon shagged half the stable boys in the Seven Kingdoms. Everyone knew, no one cared."
(Witty Insult)
to Cersei: "Put the pen down, dear. We both know you're not writing anything."
(Witty Insult)
Cersei Lannister: "Ah, yes. The famously tart-tongued Queen of Thorns."
Olenna: "And the famous tart, Queen Cersei." (Witty Insult)
Olenna: "And the famous tart, Queen Cersei." (Witty Insult)
Cersei Lannister: "As for your veiled threats..."
Olenna: "What veil?" (Threat)
Olenna: "What veil?" (Threat)