Matchup: What Is Dead May Never Die vs Drogon's Baby Back Ribs for Ep 9
Casterly Sellsword (Public #36)
Kills
33:57
(+10)
Melisandre:
Melisandre burns Shireen Baratheon at the stake after convincing Stannis that her king's blood must be sacrificed. "It will all be over soon, Princess."
(Kill of Named Character)
45:39
(+2)
Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion picks a dagger up from the ground and slits the throat of a Son of the Harpy who attempts to attack Missandei.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Political Wins
3:01
(+3)
Ramsay Bolton:
Ramsay and his band of "twenty men" sneak into Stannis Baratheon's camp in the middle of the night and set fire to the Baratheon food and war supplies.
Ser Davos: "They were in and out before anyone spotted them. Burnt our food stores to the ground, all our siege weapons destroyed."
(Politics - uncategorized)
Ser Davos: "They were in and out before anyone spotted them. Burnt our food stores to the ground, all our siege weapons destroyed."
(Politics - uncategorized)
31:42
(+3)
Melisandre:
Melisandre has convinced Stannis Baratheon to offer up his daughter Shireen for a sacrifice of her "king's blood".
(Politics - uncategorized)
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
12:55
(+3)
Ellaria Sand:
Ellaria pours her glass of wine onto the carpet, in protest of Doran Martell's toast to King Tommen.
(Witty Insult)
13:53
(+3)
Ellaria Sand:
to Doran Martell: "No wonder you can't stand. You have no spine."
(Witty Insult)
15:02
(+3)
Nymeria Sand:
Nymeria taunts her half-sister Tyene as she dominates her in the slapping game 17 times in a row.
"Why do we play? I'm better than you. I'll always... *slap* ...be better than you. Have I ever missed? Once? *slap* I don't think I have, I can't *slap* recall. You must love humiliation. *slap* Or pain. *slap* Which do you love most, humiliation or *slap* ...pain? That one hurt, didn't it? *slap*" (Witty Insult)
"Why do we play? I'm better than you. I'll always... *slap* ...be better than you. Have I ever missed? Once? *slap* I don't think I have, I can't *slap* recall. You must love humiliation. *slap* Or pain. *slap* Which do you love most, humiliation or *slap* ...pain? That one hurt, didn't it? *slap*" (Witty Insult)
Jaime Lannister: "Prince Trystane here is a man of mercy. He's agreed to grant you your freedom."
Bronn: "I'm glad to hear it. Pie looks good." (Funny Line)
Bronn: "I'm glad to hear it. Pie looks good." (Funny Line)
25:05
(+3)
Jaqen H'ghar:
Arya Stark: "The thin man wasn't hungry today."
Jaqen: "Perhaps that is why a man is thin." (Funny Line)
Jaqen: "Perhaps that is why a man is thin." (Funny Line)
26:50
(+3)
Ellaria Sand:
as she observes Jaime writing a letter: "You write like a seven-year-old."
(Witty Insult)
38:21
(+3)
Tyrion Lannister:
Hizdahr zo Loraq: "You don't approve (of the fighting pits)?"
Tyrion: "There's always been more than enough death in the world for my taste. I can do without it in my leisure time." (Funny Line)
Tyrion: "There's always been more than enough death in the world for my taste. I can do without it in my leisure time." (Funny Line)
38:56
(+3)
Tyrion Lannister:
Hizdahr zo Loraq, as the dead pit fighter is dragged away: "That... is a vital part of the great city of Meereen, which existed long before you or I, and will remain standing long after we have returned to the dirt."
Tyrion: "My father would have liked you." (Witty Insult)
Tyrion: "My father would have liked you." (Witty Insult)
39:36
(+3)
Tyrion Lannister:
to Hizdahr zo Loraq: "Well said. You're an eloquent man. Doesn't mean you're wrong. In my experience, eloquent men are right every bit as often as imbeciles."
(Witty Insult)
Special
33:04
(+3)
Melisandre:
"Hear us now, my Lord. For you, we offer up this girl, that you may cleanse her with your fire and that its light may lead our way. Accept this token of our faith, my Lord, and lead us from the darkness. Lord of Light, show us the way. Lord of Light, protect us. For the night is dark and full of terrors."
(Special)