Matchup: I could've been Iron King but instead I drank my own Euron vs KhaleesiSOMF for Ep 7
SNKY WEIRWOOD BOYS TAKE 2
Kills
49:30
(+2)
Jorah Mormont:
Jorah elbows Yezzan zo Qaggaz in the nose as he emerges into the fighting pit.
(Minor Injury of Named Character)
49:34
(+5)
Jorah Mormont:
Jorah enters the fighting pits and knocks out the remaining five fighters in hopes of winning Daenerys' favor.
(Major Injury of Unnamed Character)
Political Wins
Jon Snow is given a dragonglass dagger by Samwell Tarly, in the event that he needs to fend off the White Walkers.
(Politics - uncategorized)
Yezzan wins the auction and purchases Jorah Mormont for twenty gold Honors from Malko.
(Politics - uncategorized)
After Tyrion Lannister demonstrates his fighting prowess by beating a slave trader with his chains, Yezzan agrees to buy him as well. "You're right... he's funny."
(Politics - uncategorized)
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
High Sparrow: "I'm telling you a simple truth - I serve the Gods. The Gods demand justice."
Olenna: "How do they communicate their demands? By raven or horse?" (Witty Insult)
Olenna: "How do they communicate their demands? By raven or horse?" (Witty Insult)
Petyr Baelish: "It was an establishment like no other. The sheer range of appetites catered to. Desires that didn't even exist until we invented them."
Olenna: "You've always been rather impressed with yourself, haven't you?" (Witty Insult)
Olenna: "You've always been rather impressed with yourself, haven't you?" (Witty Insult)
Petyr Baelish: "I promise you-"
Olenna Tyrell: "I promise you, Lord Baelish, that our fates are joined. Together we murdered a king. If my house should fall, I will have nothing to hide. And if I should meet with some accident here at your broken little flesh market, they'll never even find what's left of you." (Threat)
Olenna Tyrell: "I promise you, Lord Baelish, that our fates are joined. Together we murdered a king. If my house should fall, I will have nothing to hide. And if I should meet with some accident here at your broken little flesh market, they'll never even find what's left of you." (Threat)
52:01
(+3)
Cersei Lannister:
Cersei taunts Margaery in the dungeons: "This is horrible. Unacceptable. Are they feeding you enough at least? I brought you this. Venison. It's quite good. I had it myself for supper only last night."
(Witty Insult)
58:48
(+3)
Cersei Lannister:
to Septa Unella: "Look at me! Look at my face. It's the last thing you'll see before you die."
(Threat)
Deaths
+1 for Barristan Selmy