Matchup: A team has no name vs They don't teach you that in fancy lad school for Ep 2

Zolon Dohaeris

A team has no name (spence2020)

Character	Drafted	Total	Kills	Politics	Insults	Wine	Deaths	Special
Obara Sand The eldest of Prince Oberyn Martell's bastard children, known as the Sand Snakes. She wields a spear.	#44	18	0	0	3	5	7	3
Jon Snow Recently declared King in the North, he is the bastard son of Ned Stark, and formerly served as Lord Commander of the Night's Watch before he was betrayed by his fellow men.	#4	7	1	3	0	0	0	3
Randyll Tarly Samwell Tarly's disapproving father. He is the Lord of House Tarly, and was one of the greatest soldiers in Westeros.	#37	3	0	0	3	0	0	0
Chella Leader of the Black Ears, one of the hill tribes living in the west of the Vale.	#97	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
High Priestess Kinvara The High Priestess of the Red Temple in Volantis.	#64	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
Harald Karstark A northern lord, allied with the Boltons. He was the son of Rickard Karstark, who was beheaded by Robb Stark for treason.	#84	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
Qhono A Dothraki bloodrider, he swears allegiance to Daenerys after she burns all of the other Khals alive in Dosh Khaleen.	#57	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
Olenna Redwyne (Grandma Tyrell) The matriarch of House Tyrell, Olenna seeks only revenge against the Lannisters after Cersei wiped out nearly all of House Tyrell in the wildfire explosion at the Sept of Baelor. She is known as the "Queen of Thorns" for her sarcasm and wit.	#24	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
Sandor Clegane (The Hound) A fearsome Lannister knight, formerly known as the Hound. After being left for dead after losing a fight with Brienne of Tarth, he recovered and briefly reformed as a laborer in a nonviolent commune, but has joined with Beric Dondarrion and the Brotherhood without Banners after bandits attack and destroy the village.	#17	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
Yezzan zo Qaggaz (slave trader) A slave trader from Yunkai. He briefly owns Jorah Mormont, who he brings to the fighting pits of Meereen, and is present during the slavers' attack on Meereen. He is the only slave master spared by Daenerys, who sends him to Astapor with a message for those who would oppose the Mother of Dragons.	#77	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
Totals		28	1	3	6	5	7	6

They don't teach you that in fancy lad school (spencer.marisa)

Character	Drafted	Total	Kills	Politics	Insults	Wine	Special
Theon Greyjoy Heir to the Iron Islands, and formerly a ward of House Stark. Theon is slowly recovering from physical and mental breakdown during his time as a prisoner of Ramsay Bolton. He currently accompanies his sister Yara Greyjoy, who has pledged her Ironborn forces to the cause of Daenerys Targaryen.	#30	18	10	0	0	5	3
Archmaester Ebrose Archmaester at the Citadel in Oldtown, where new Maesters are trained.	#51	12	0	3	3	0	6
Arya Stark The youngest of the Stark girls. Recently having completed her training as an assassin in the House of Black and White, she has set sail to return to Westeros to pursue her revenge.	#10	11	0	3	3	5	0
Gendry A bastard son of Robert Baratheon, although this fact is not widely known (even to Gendry himself). After being captured by Melisandre, he is freed by Ser Davos and escaped Dragonstone by rowboat. His whereabouts are currently unknown, but he will likely emerge at some point with the swolest arms Westeros has ever seen.	#31	0	0	0	0	0	0
Alys Karstark	#50	0	0	0	0	0	0
Frey Lord (actor: Brendan Morrissey)	#90	0	0	0	0	0	0
Maester Wolkan Maester serving House Bolton.	#71	0	0	0	0	0	0
Brienne of Tarth A skilled fighter and heir to House Tarth. After swearing an oath to Catelyn Stark, she continues her mission to ensure the safety of the Stark girls.	#11	0	0	0	0	0	0
Citadel Maester (actor: Philip O'Sullivan)	#91	0	0	0	0	0	0
Illyrio Mopatis Magister of Pentos, one of the free cities of Essos. He hosted the exiled Viserys and Daenerys Targaryen.	#70	0	0	0	0	0	0
Totals		41	10	6	6	10	9

Kills

43:40 (+1) Jon Snow:

Jon chokes a creeping Littlefinger against a wall in the Crypts of Winterfell. "Talk to my sister, and I'll kill you myself." (Minor Injury of Named Character)

51:13 (+4) Theon Greyjoy:

Theon cuts down two of Euron's soldiers as they board Yara's ship. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

52:01 (+4) Theon Greyjoy:

Theon kills two more soldiers. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

54:43 (+2) Theon Greyjoy:

Theon cuts down one last Ironborn, before his uncle Euron calls to him. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

Political Wins

0:00 (+3) Arya Stark:

Arya encounters Nymeria in the forest, where she leads her own pack of wolves. (Acquire a New Castle/City/Army/Loot)

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Except the wolves left her... -craigdietz20

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2017 Jul 26
Technically, it's Nymeria's army of wolves, not Arya, as evidenced by Nymeria not choosing to go with her. -WampaLord

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2017 Jul 26
No one is saying that the wolves are Arya's. The wolves are Nymeria's army. Due to Arya's special she gets points whenever Nymeria gets points, regardless where Nymeria is or what she's doing. -ssantise

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0:00 (+3) Archmaester Ebrose:

The Archmaester forbids Jorah Mormont from receiving the experimental Greyscale treatment documented by Archmaester Pylos.

Ebrose: "I'm familiar with Archmaester Pylos and his study of rare diseases ... And shall I tell you how he died? From Greyscale. The procedure's far too dangerous, which is why it's now forbidden." (Executive Decision)

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Could his name be fixed please? His name is not Maester Marwyn, it's Archmaester Ebrose. -magnetic_rose

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2017 Jul 26 nyan likes this
@magnetic_rose finally got around to fixing that up! Marwyn was from the rumored casting list (and was the character's book name). Though I'm curious, has Ebrose actually had his name spoken aloud? Samwell only seems to say 'Archmaester'. -nyan

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2017 Jul 31
I've been paying relatively close attention to his name, and I don't recall ever hearing it spoken aloud. IMDB credits Broadbent as Ebrose. Also, I believe Ebrose was in the books as more of a healer, while Marwyn was more of a magician. Given the autopsy scene and the greyscale scenes, I think Ebrose is more fitting with the direction they want to take the character -hkeseyan

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39:03 (+3) Jon Snow:

Jon Snow decides that he must go to Dragonstone to meet with Daenerys, despite objections from Sansa and nearly all the Northern lords. "Daenerys is a Queen. Only a King could convince her to help us. It has to be me." (Executive Decision)

Insults Delivered / Funny Lines

0:00 (+3) Arya Stark:

Hot Pie: "You've been making pies?"
Arya: "One or two." (in reference to her Frey pies) (Funny Line)

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0:00 (+3) Randyll Tarly:

"I'm a Tarly. That name means something. We're not oathbreakers. We're not schemers. We don't stab our rivals in the back or cut their throats at weddings." (Witty Insult)

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0:00 (+3) Archmaester Ebrose:

Samwell Tarly: "I met Stannis Baratheon's daughter at Castle Black. She had the Greyscale as a baby and was cured."
Archmaester Ebrose: "No."
Samwell: "Isn't there some way..."
Ebrose: "Does this look like a baby to you?" (referencing their patient, Jorah Mormont)
Samwell: "No."
Ebrose: "Have you studied the varying rates of greyscale progression in infants and fully grown men?"
Samwell: "No." (Funny Line)

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48:28 (+3) Obara Sand:

Tyene Sand: "Maybe I'll kill you both before we take King's Landing. And then I won't have to share."
Obara and Nymeria: "(baby voice) Mammmaaa!" (Funny Line)

Shouldn't Tyene Sand get points for this threat to Obara and Nymeria -kimberly.ramia

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2017 Jul 24
Tyene also killed a few people last night. -hindsight44

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2017 Jul 24
I think this "threat" was made in jest; hence funny line and not a threat -armizzle.diaz

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2017 Jul 24
Yeah, scored it as Tyene trying to make a playful jest... and then Obara/Nymeria having the better comeback to complete the dialogue. So the funny part is the "mamaaa" response, and by itself the Tyene line isn't much of a creative insult. -nyan

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2017 Jul 31

Glasses of Wine Consumed

35:49 (+5) Arya Stark:

Arya goes for the ale after Hot Pie probes further into what she's been up to. (Glass of Wine Consumed)

48:08 (+5) Obara Sand:

Obara drinks in her hammock below deck, as the Sand Sisters argue over who they will kill in King's Landing. (Glass of Wine Consumed)

48:33 (+5) Theon Greyjoy:

Theon drinks with Yara and Ellaria Sand below deck as they sail for Sunspear. (Glass of Wine Consumed)

Deaths

53:07 (+5) Obara Sand:

Obara is impaled with the shards of her own spear by Euron Greyjoy. (Death)

56:02 (+2) Obara Sand:

In the aftermath of Euron's ambush on Yara's fleet, Obara's body is shown impaled with her own spears onto the bowsprit of the burning ship. (Dead Body Appearance)

They show Obara and Nymeria's bodies twice.... They show them then cut to Theon then show the bodies again. -jessmell14

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2017 Jul 24 nathan likes this
The dead body appearances are counted each scene, but not for every individual clip, otherwise there's a lot of potential to rack up points for a scene with a lot of cuts. A scene is demarcated with a location or time skip. I'll update the rule text to clarify that. -nyan

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Should Eiron get points for taunting for these? Then has seen them but maybe compounded in a later episode? -easson27

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2017 Jul 24

Special

10:48 (+3) Jon Snow:

Sansa reading Tyrion's letter to Jon Snow: "All dwarves are bastards in their father's eyes." (Special)

Sure Tyrion alludes to Jon Snow being a bastard by calling himself a bastard, but he doesn't outright call Jon Snow a bastard. Does Jon get points every time he's called by his last name "Snow" which alludes to the fact that hes a bastard? -ssantise

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2017 Jul 24
He gets points for the word bastard only. The words are on paper but Sansa says them out loud anyway. -nyan

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2017 Jul 24
fair enough -ssantise

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16:41 (+6) Archmaester Ebrose:

Ebrose: "Does this look like a baby to you?"
Samwell Tarly: "No."
Ebrose: "Have you studied the varying rates of Greyscale progression in infants and fully grown men?"
Samwell: "No." (Special)

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48:11 (+3) Obara Sand:

to Nymeria: "The Mountain killed father. He'll crush you with one hand." (Special)

55:00 (+3) Theon Greyjoy:

Euron taunts Theon into fleeing the battle as he holds Yara captive: "Ah come on, you cockless coward. I have her. Come and get her." (Special)

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