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Matchup: Varys My Dragons? vs The Onion Knight is dark and full of terrors for Ep 2 | Fantasora

Matchup: Varys My Dragons? vs The Onion Knight is dark and full of terrors for Ep 2

Tywin, Lose, or Draw!

Varys My Dragons? (annebowersox)

Character Drafted Total Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Thrones Deaths Special Feels
Nymeria Sand
One of Oberyn Martell's bastards, known as Sand Snakes. She's into whips.
#36 13 3 0 3 0 0 0 7 0 0
Arya Stark
The youngest of the Stark girls. Recently having completed her training as an assassin in the House of Black and White, she has set sail to return to Westeros to pursue her revenge.
#8 11 0 3 3 5 0 0 0 0 0
Melisandre
A Red Priestess from Asshai, Melisandre has demonstrated mythical skill in blood magic, most recently reviving a deceased Jon Snow. After Davos Seaworth exposes her live sacrifice of the child Shireen Baratheon, she has been exiled by Jon Snow.
#22 3 0 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Jaime Lannister
The second of the Lannister children, he is Cersei's lover and twin brother, and also the father of her three (now deceased) bastard children, the supposed sons and daughters of the late King Robert Baratheon. He also serves as Lord Commander of the Kingsguard.
#7 3 0 0 3 0 0 0 0 0 0
Tormund Giantsbane
Formerly a lieutenant of Mance Rayder, the King beyond the Wall, Tormund is now the de facto leader of the Wildlings and a reasoned voice in rallying them behind the cause of Jon Snow.
#21 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Benjen Stark
The First Ranger of the Night's Watch, Benjen has been lost for some time North of the Wall after being attacked by White Walkers while north of the Wall. After being saved by the Children of the Forest, he exists in an undead state, unable to pass back south of the Wall.
#35 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Totals 30 3 6 9 5 0 0 7 0 0

The Onion Knight is dark and full of terrors (mikeshields13)

Character Drafted Total Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Thrones Deaths Special Feels
Euron Greyjoy
The new King of the Iron Islands, after killing his brother Balon Greyjoy. He is described as cunning, ruthless, and with a touch of madness.
#16 59 35 18 6 0 0 0 0 0 0
Grey Worm
The leader of the Unsullied - a highly-trained army of freed slaves who serve Daenerys Targaryen.
#30 15 0 0 0 0 15 0 0 0 0
Cersei Lannister
Queen of the Seven Kingdoms, after the death of her last remaining child Tommen Baratheon. She suffers from a rare water allergy.
#2 3 0 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Gendry
A bastard son of Robert Baratheon, although this fact is not widely known (even to Gendry himself). After being captured by Melisandre, he is freed by Ser Davos and escaped Dragonstone by rowboat. His whereabouts are currently unknown, but he will likely emerge at some point with the swolest arms Westeros has ever seen.
#27 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
White Walker (Night King)
The leader of the White Walkers.
#13 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Beric Dondarrion
Lord of Blackhaven, bannermen to House Baratheon. He leads the Brotherhood Without Banners, an outlaw fighting group in the Riverlands.
#41 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Totals 77 35 21 6 0 15 0 0 0 0

Kills
50:51 (+4) Euron Greyjoy:
Euron crushes a Greyjoy soldier with the landing bridge, as he makes his entrance aboard Yara's ship, and then immediately cuts down another. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
51:30 (+2) Euron Greyjoy:
Euron parries a blow, and then slices up a Greyjoy soldier. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
52:26 (+4) Euron Greyjoy:
Euron cleaves down an Ironborn soldier, then sticks his axe into the head of another before getting caught by Nymeria Sand's whip. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
53:03 (+10) Euron Greyjoy:
Euron stabs Obara through the stomach with the shards of her own broken spear. (Kill of Named Character)
53:09 (+2) Nymeria Sand:
Nymeria stabs an Ironborn, only to turn around to see her sister Obara being killed. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
53:18 (+1) Nymeria Sand:
In a fury after witnessing her sister Obara's death, Nymeria whip-grabbles Euron Greyjoy, spinning closer to slice him across the leg with her dagger. (Minor Injury of Named Character)
53:30 (+10) Euron Greyjoy:
Euron bests Nymeria Sand, blocking her dagger and then strangling her with her own whip. (Kill of Named Character)
54:15 (+2) Euron Greyjoy:
Euron kills an intervening soldier after he and Yara begin their head-to-head fight. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
54:21 (+2) Euron Greyjoy:
Euron's axe finds an unsuspecting soldier that Yara uses as a human shield. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
55:41 (+1) Euron Greyjoy:
Euron bests Yara in single combat, taking his bloodied niece captive. (Minor Injury of Named Character)
Political Wins
0:00 (+3) Arya Stark:
Arya encounters Nymeria in the forest, where she leads her own pack of wolves. (Acquire a New Castle/City/Army/Loot)
submitted by ssantise (approved!)
0:00 (+6) Euron Greyjoy:
Yara and Theon Greyjoy, and their competing claims to lead the Ironborn, are eliminated as Euron captures Yara and forces Theon to flee after successfully ambushing their fleet. (Rivals Eliminated)
submitted by hkeseyan (approved!)
9:43 (+3) Melisandre:
Melisandre meets with Daenerys Targaryen, imploring her to meet and ally with Jon Snow for the war to come against the White Walkers. (Convincing Argument)
19:17 (+3) Cersei Lannister:
Qyburn presents a high-powered dragon-killing ballista to Cersei. "Apparently, one of Daenerys' dragons was wounded by spears in the fighting pits of Meereen. If they can be wounded, they can be killed." (New Weapon)
53:37 (+6) Euron Greyjoy:
Ellaria and Tyene Sand are taken prisoner by Euron's Ironborn. (New Follower/Prisoner)
submitted by nyan (approved!)
55:41 (+3) Euron Greyjoy:
Euron bests Yara in single combat and taunts Theon into running away, taking his niece captive. (New Follower/Prisoner)
56:50 (+3) Euron Greyjoy:
Euron succesfully ambushes Yara Greyjoy's fleet, burning most of her ships and taking Yara, Ellaria, and Tyene Sand as prisoners. (Victorious Battle)
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
0:00 (+3) Arya Stark:
Hot Pie: "You've been making pies?"
Arya: "One or two." (in reference to her Frey pies) (Funny Line)
submitted by ssantise (approved!)
0:00 (+3) Euron Greyjoy:
Euron taunts Theon into fleeing the battle as he holds Yara captive: "Ah come on, you cockless coward. I have her. Come and get her." (Witty Insult)
submitted by hkeseyan (approved!)
0:00 (+3) Euron Greyjoy:
Euron sarcastically and disparagingly to Yara as he approaches her to cut her down: "Give your uncle a kiss" (Witty Insult)
submitted by hkeseyan (approved!)
13:42 (+3) Jaime Lannister:
Randyll Tarly: "Ser Jaime, I believe you know my son."
Jaime: "Rickon, isn't it?"
Dickon: "Dickon."
Jaime: "That's it." (walks past Dickon to speak with Randyll) (Funny Line)
48:28 (+3) Nymeria Sand:
Tyene Sand: "Maybe I'll kill you both before we take King's Landing. And then I won't have to share."
Obara and Nymeria: "(baby voice) Mammmaaa!" (Funny Line)
Glasses of Wine Consumed
35:49 (+5) Arya Stark:
Arya goes for the ale after Hot Pie probes further into what she's been up to. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Acts of Intercourse
26:17 (+5) Grey Worm :
Grey Worm kisses Missandei after confessing that she is his one weakness. (Act of Intercourse)
28:00 (+10) Grey Worm :
Grey Worm gets with Missandei on the very last night before he sails off for Casterly Rock. (Act of Intercourse)
Deaths
53:30 (+5) Nymeria Sand:
Nymeria is bested by Euron Greyjoy, who blocks her dagger and strangles her with her own whip. (Death)
56:02 (+2) Nymeria Sand:
In the aftermath of Euron's ambush on Yara's fleet, Nymeria's body hangs from the bowsprit of the burning ship, with her own whip as a noose. (Dead Body Appearance)