Matchup: Last Cup Lannister vs Hold the dick for Ep 2

Last Cup Lannister (david.w.angstadt)

Character	Drafted	Total	Kills	Politics	Insults	Wine
Euron Greyjoy The new King of the Iron Islands, after killing his brother Balon Greyjoy. He is described as cunning, ruthless, and with a touch of madness.	#12	59	35	18	6	0
Arya Stark The youngest of the Stark girls. Recently having completed her training as an assassin in the House of Black and White, she has set sail to return to Westeros to pursue her revenge.	#5	11	0	3	3	5
Jorah Mormont The exiled head of House Mormont. Jorah was previously one of Daenerys Targaryen's most trusted advisors before his banishment and subsequent infection with the fatal greyscale disease. As Daenerys leaves for Westeros, he wanders Essos in search of a cure.	#28	5	0	0	0	5
Randyll Tarly Samwell Tarly's disapproving father. He is the Lord of House Tarly, and was one of the greatest soldiers in Westeros.	#37	3	0	0	3	0
Robin Arryn The young, sickly son of the late Jon Arryn and Lysa Tully. He is Lord of the Vale, although he is easily manipualted by Lord Petyr Baelish, who serves as Lord Protector until he comes of age.	#44	0	0	0	0	0
Bronn A former sellsword, who has risen through the ranks of nobility thanks to his fighting skills and work for the Lannisters. He has accompanied Jaime Lannister on his missions to Dorne and Riverrun.	#21	0	0	0	0	0
Totals		78	35	21	12	10

Hold the dick (adit.patel.mu)

Character	Drafted	Total	Politics	Insults	Wine	Deaths	Special
Obara Sand The eldest of Prince Oberyn Martell's bastard children, known as the Sand Snakes. She wields a spear.	#41	18	0	3	5	7	3
Davos Seaworth Formerly Hand of the King to Stannis Baratheon, Davos now advises Jon Snow. He is often at odds with the Red Priestess Melisandre.	#24	6	3	3	0	0	0
Qyburn The new Master of Whispers in King's Landing, loyally serving Queen Cersei Lannister. A disgraced former Maester, he engages in many scientific experiments in his dungeon lab	#25	3	0	0	0	0	3
Sansa Stark The second eldest of the Stark children. After being held as a prisoner of House Bolton, Sansa managed to escape and, with the help of Jon Snow and the Knights of the Vale, defeated Ramsay Bolton to reclaim Winterfell for the Starks. She is a huge fan of lemon cakes.	#8	3	3	0	0	0	0
Daario Naharis Leader of the Second Sons, a sellsword company who now serves Daenerys Targaryen. He is also one of Daneerys' trusted advisors and her lover, but has been left behind in Meereen to govern the city.	#40	0	0	0	0	0	0
Bran Stark The fourth of the Stark children. A greenseer and a warg, Bran has mystical visions of the future and past, and has the ability to leap into the minds of others to control them - power he is only beginning to tap into. After having encountered the Three-Eyed Raven and the Night King in the far north, he now flees back south to the Wall.	#9	0	0	0	0	0	0
Totals		30	6	6	5	7	6

Kills

50:51 (+4) Euron Greyjoy:

Euron crushes a Greyjoy soldier with the landing bridge, as he makes his entrance aboard Yara's ship, and then immediately cuts down another. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

51:30 (+2) Euron Greyjoy:

Euron parries a blow, and then slices up a Greyjoy soldier. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

52:26 (+4) Euron Greyjoy:

Euron cleaves down an Ironborn soldier, then sticks his axe into the head of another before getting caught by Nymeria Sand's whip. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

53:03 (+10) Euron Greyjoy:

Euron stabs Obara through the stomach with the shards of her own broken spear. (Kill of Named Character)

53:30 (+10) Euron Greyjoy:

Euron bests Nymeria Sand, blocking her dagger and then strangling her with her own whip. (Kill of Named Character)

54:15 (+2) Euron Greyjoy:

Euron kills an intervening soldier after he and Yara begin their head-to-head fight. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

54:21 (+2) Euron Greyjoy:

Euron's axe finds an unsuspecting soldier that Yara uses as a human shield. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

55:41 (+1) Euron Greyjoy:

Euron bests Yara in single combat, taking his bloodied niece captive. (Minor Injury of Named Character)

Political Wins

0:00 (+3) Arya Stark:

Arya encounters Nymeria in the forest, where she leads her own pack of wolves. (Acquire a New Castle/City/Army/Loot)

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Except the wolves left her... -craigdietz20

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2017 Jul 26
Technically, it's Nymeria's army of wolves, not Arya, as evidenced by Nymeria not choosing to go with her. -WampaLord

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2017 Jul 26
No one is saying that the wolves are Arya's. The wolves are Nymeria's army. Due to Arya's special she gets points whenever Nymeria gets points, regardless where Nymeria is or what she's doing. -ssantise

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0:00 (+3) Davos Seaworth:

Davos suggests that Daenerys's dragons will be a powerful asset against the fight against the wights, and suggests allying with her, despite Sansa's protests. Ultimately, Jon decides to personally travel to Dragonstone to meet with Daenerys, citing Davos' arguments in his appeal to the Northern Lords.

"What breathes fire?" ... "But if the army of the dead makes it past the wall, do we have enough men to fight them?"

(Convincing Argument)

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0:00 (+6) Euron Greyjoy:

Yara and Theon Greyjoy, and their competing claims to lead the Ironborn, are eliminated as Euron captures Yara and forces Theon to flee after successfully ambushing their fleet. (Rivals Eliminated)

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I think he was already named king of the Ironborn, he just took prisonners (already scored), and political win is already scored too for the battle -emilien.raggi

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2017 Jul 24
True that he was named the king of the Ironborn, but Yara and Theon were still his political rivals, they usurped him for power over a portion of the population of Ironborn. He eliminated those political rivals which were vying for power over a population which should rightfully be under his control. -hkeseyan

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2017 Jul 24 lomotan2 likes this
Good catch! I would say there was some slight question to whether Yara/Theon's Ironborn would actually defect to Euron, but definitely as mutineers they put some doubt into the legitimacy of Euron's command, and he's effectively quashed it. -nyan

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2017 Jul 31

41:39 (+3) Sansa Stark:

Sansa is given command of Winterfell as Jon travels to meet with Daenerys Targaryen. "You are my sister. You're the only Stark in Winterfell. Until I return, the North is yours." (New Title)

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its not a promotion if when jon comes back she is going to be right back where she was before, if hypothetically jon was to die on his way to dragonstone then yes sansa should be rewarded the points but since it is known that jon remains the king in the north upon his return then sansa shouldnt be rewarded points for being a stand-in. -as38

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2017 Jul 24
Edd Tolett got points last year as Interim LC. Sansa is Interim Warden of the North. Also these positions do exist in government. If the president is incapactated the Vice President takes over till the president can resume his office.

Sansa has no idea she is Jons 'vice' warden (she asks him angrily WHO will rule while hes gone because even she doesnt know.) So when Jon promotes her its new to her as well. Until this point Jon had not assigned a person to rule in the times when he couldnt. -hindsight44

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2017 Jul 24
Interim or acting titles will count. It's definitely new power for Sansa. Possibly this is better scored as "New Castle", as she's been given command of Winterfell? -nyan

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2017 Jul 24

53:37 (+6) Euron Greyjoy:

Ellaria and Tyene Sand are taken prisoner by Euron's Ironborn. (New Follower/Prisoner)

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55:41 (+3) Euron Greyjoy:

Euron bests Yara in single combat and taunts Theon into running away, taking his niece captive. (New Follower/Prisoner)

56:50 (+3) Euron Greyjoy:

Euron succesfully ambushes Yara Greyjoy's fleet, burning most of her ships and taking Yara, Ellaria, and Tyene Sand as prisoners. (Victorious Battle)

Insults Delivered / Funny Lines

0:00 (+3) Arya Stark:

Hot Pie: "You've been making pies?"
Arya: "One or two." (in reference to her Frey pies) (Funny Line)

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0:00 (+3) Davos Seaworth:

Davos' comments on the letter from Tyrion: "Sounds like a charmer. Casual mention of a Dothraki horde, a legion of Unsullied, and 3 dragons - a bit less charming." (Funny Line)

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0:00 (+3) Euron Greyjoy:

Euron taunts Theon into fleeing the battle as he holds Yara captive: "Ah come on, you cockless coward. I have her. Come and get her." (Witty Insult)

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0:00 (+3) Euron Greyjoy:

Euron sarcastically and disparagingly to Yara as he approaches her to cut her down: "Give your uncle a kiss" (Witty Insult)

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0:00 (+3) Randyll Tarly:

"I'm a Tarly. That name means something. We're not oathbreakers. We're not schemers. We don't stab our rivals in the back or cut their throats at weddings." (Witty Insult)

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48:28 (+3) Obara Sand:

Tyene Sand: "Maybe I'll kill you both before we take King's Landing. And then I won't have to share."
Obara and Nymeria: "(baby voice) Mammmaaa!" (Funny Line)

Shouldn't Tyene Sand get points for this threat to Obara and Nymeria -kimberly.ramia

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2017 Jul 24
Tyene also killed a few people last night. -hindsight44

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2017 Jul 24
I think this "threat" was made in jest; hence funny line and not a threat -armizzle.diaz

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2017 Jul 24
Yeah, scored it as Tyene trying to make a playful jest... and then Obara/Nymeria having the better comeback to complete the dialogue. So the funny part is the "mamaaa" response, and by itself the Tyene line isn't much of a creative insult. -nyan

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2017 Jul 31

Glasses of Wine Consumed

31:45 (+5) Jorah Mormont:

Jorah drinks the rum given to him by Samwell, as he braces himself to undergo the experimental Greyscale procedure. (Glass of Wine Consumed)

35:49 (+5) Arya Stark:

Arya goes for the ale after Hot Pie probes further into what she's been up to. (Glass of Wine Consumed)

48:08 (+5) Obara Sand:

Obara drinks in her hammock below deck, as the Sand Sisters argue over who they will kill in King's Landing. (Glass of Wine Consumed)

Deaths

53:07 (+5) Obara Sand:

Obara is impaled with the shards of her own spear by Euron Greyjoy. (Death)

56:02 (+2) Obara Sand:

In the aftermath of Euron's ambush on Yara's fleet, Obara's body is shown impaled with her own spears onto the bowsprit of the burning ship. (Dead Body Appearance)

They show Obara and Nymeria's bodies twice.... They show them then cut to Theon then show the bodies again. -jessmell14

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2017 Jul 24 nathan likes this
The dead body appearances are counted each scene, but not for every individual clip, otherwise there's a lot of potential to rack up points for a scene with a lot of cuts. A scene is demarcated with a location or time skip. I'll update the rule text to clarify that. -nyan

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2017 Jul 24 kimbo likes this
Should Eiron get points for taunting for these? Then has seen them but maybe compounded in a later episode? -easson27

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2017 Jul 24

Special

19:17 (+3) Qyburn:

Qyburn presents a high-powered dragon-killing ballista to Cersei. "Apparently, one of Daenerys' dragons was wounded by spears in the fighting pits of Meereen. If they can be wounded, they can be killed." (Special)

48:11 (+3) Obara Sand:

to Nymeria: "The Mountain killed father. He'll crush you with one hand." (Special)

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