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Got league 1 (GoT: Season 7)

Rk Team Total Change Behind Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Thrones Deaths Special Feels
1 - 50.5 -1.5 - 8 (+2) 8 7 (+0.5) 8 3.5 4.5 3.5 3.5 4.5
2 3 49.5 8 1 (+3) 7 1 8 (+1) 4.5 (+2.5) 7 4.5 (+3) 7.5 (+1.5) 5.5 4.5
3 - 44 -0.5 6.5 4 7 (+0.5) 4.5 (+1) 4.5 3.5 4.5 3.5 (+0.5) 8 4.5
4 2 42.5 -2 8 3 6 4.5 1.5 (+3.5) 8 4.5 3.5 (+1.5) 7 4.5
5 1 39 4 11.5 1.5 (+1.5) 3.5 (+1) 6 (+1) 4.5 3.5 4.5 (+3) 7.5 (+1) 3.5 4.5
6 2 37 7.5 13.5 (+2) 6 (+2.5) 3.5 (+1) 3 (+3.5) 7 3.5 4.5 3.5 (+0.5) 1.5 4.5
7 3 32.5 -10.5 18 1.5 3.5 1.5 4.5 3.5 4.5 3.5 5.5 4.5
8 1 29 -5 21.5 (+1) 5 3.5 1.5 1.5 3.5 4.5 3.5 1.5 4.5
Rk Team Total Change Behind Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Thrones Deaths Special Feels
1 - 207 +78 - (+35) 129 (+21) 30 (+12) 24 (+10) 15 0 0 0 9 0
2 - 91 +58 116 (+19) 19 6 (+6) 27 (+5) 5 (+15) 15 0 (+7) 7 (+6) 12 0
3 1 67 +40 140 (+5) 5 (+12) 24 (+6) 9 (+5) 5 0 0 0 (+12) 24 0
4 1 65 +35 142 (+1) 1 (+3) 15 9 0 (+25) 25 0 0 (+6) 15 0
5 1 42 +30 165 0 (+6) 9 (+6) 12 (+5) 5 0 0 (+7) 7 (+6) 9 0
6 2 41 +41 166 (+10) 10 (+9) 9 (+6) 6 (+10) 10 0 0 0 (+6) 6 0
7 2 26 +3 181 0 (+3) 9 0 5 0 0 0 12 0
8 1 21 +12 186 (+6) 6 (+3) 9 0 0 0 0 0 (+3) 6 0
Totals 560 +297 170 111 87 45 40 0 14 93 0
Rk Team Total Change Behind Streak Roto Tiebreaker Points/Game
2 1 2 +1 - W-2 49.5 45.5
1 - 2 +1 - W-2 50.5 103.5
4 2 1 - 1 L-1 42.5 32.5
5 1 1 - 1 L-1 39 21
6 2 1 +1 1 W-1 37 20.5
3 2 1 +1 1 W-1 44 33.5
8 1 0 - 2 L-2 29 10.5
7 1 0 - 2 L-2 32.5 13

Episode 2: Stormborn

A Man Does Not Know His Name (josephmcgarry815)
Tyene Sand:
9 pts
12 40 Jeff's Team (holmanj13)
Samwell Tarly:
22 pts
Last Cup Lannister (david.w.angstadt)
Euron Greyjoy:
59 pts
78 30 Hold the dick (adit.patel.mu)
Obara Sand:
18 pts
Mountain my balls on your face (brendanp27)
Cersei Lannister:
3 pts
3 41 Old Melisandre is Hot (Hodor's Ho)
Theon Greyjoy:
18 pts
CLEGANE BOWL 2017 STAY HYPED (jamesgilligan4th)
Missandei:
28 pts
35 58 RAMSY DID NOTHING WRONG (wdgannon42)
Yara Greyjoy:
27 pts

Episode 3: The Queen's Justice

CLEGANE BOWL 2017 STAY HYPED (jamesgilligan4th)
Avg: 32.5 , Record: 1-1
A Man Does Not Know His Name (josephmcgarry815)
Avg: 10.5 , Record: 0-2
Mountain my balls on your face (brendanp27)
Avg: 13 , Record: 0-2
Last Cup Lannister (david.w.angstadt)
Avg: 103.5 , Record: 2-0
Hold the dick (adit.patel.mu)
Avg: 21 , Record: 1-1
Jeff's Team (holmanj13)
Avg: 33.5 , Record: 1-1
Old Melisandre is Hot (Hodor's Ho)
Avg: 20.5 , Record: 1-1
RAMSY DID NOTHING WRONG (wdgannon42)
Avg: 45.5 , Record: 2-0

Scenario Analysis for Episode 3: The Queen's Justice

RAMSY DID NOTHING WRONG (wdgannon42) 2-0, 45.5 points/game, #2

Optimal Scenario with Win

Mountain my balls on your face vs. Last Cup Lannister [Matchup]
Last Cup Lannister loses, or they win and you make up 1 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Old Melisandre is Hot vs. RAMSY DID NOTHING WRONG [Matchup]
Resulting Record: 3-0, rank #1

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

CLEGANE BOWL 2017 STAY HYPED vs. A Man Does Not Know His Name [Matchup]
CLEGANE BOWL 2017 STAY HYPED wins and you lose more than -7 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Mountain my balls on your face vs. Last Cup Lannister [Matchup]
Last Cup Lannister wins, or they lose and you don't make up 1 tiebreaker points on them. (maintain rank)
Hold the dick vs. Jeff's Team [Matchup]
Hold the dick wins and you lose more than -10.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Jeff's Team wins and you lose more than -5.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Old Melisandre is Hot vs. RAMSY DID NOTHING WRONG [Matchup]
RAMSY DID NOTHING WRONG loses. (-1 rank)
Resulting Record: 2-1, rank #5

Old Melisandre is Hot (Hodor's Ho) 1-1, 20.5 points/game, #6

Optimal Scenario with Win

CLEGANE BOWL 2017 STAY HYPED vs. A Man Does Not Know His Name [Matchup]
CLEGANE BOWL 2017 STAY HYPED loses, or they win and you make up 5.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Mountain my balls on your face vs. Last Cup Lannister [Matchup]
Last Cup Lannister loses and you make up 13.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Hold the dick vs. Jeff's Team [Matchup]
Hold the dick loses, or they win and you make up 2 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Jeff's Team loses, or they win and you make up 7 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Old Melisandre is Hot vs. RAMSY DID NOTHING WRONG [Matchup]
Old Melisandre is Hot wins. (+1 rank)
Resulting Record: 2-1, rank #2

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

CLEGANE BOWL 2017 STAY HYPED vs. A Man Does Not Know His Name [Matchup]
CLEGANE BOWL 2017 STAY HYPED wins, or they lose and you don't make up 5.5 tiebreaker points on them. (maintain rank)
A Man Does Not Know His Name wins and you lose more than -8 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Mountain my balls on your face vs. Last Cup Lannister [Matchup]
Mountain my balls on your face wins and you lose more than -4.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Hold the dick vs. Jeff's Team [Matchup]
Hold the dick wins, or they lose and you don't make up 2 tiebreaker points on them. (maintain rank)
Jeff's Team wins, or they lose and you don't make up 7 tiebreaker points on them. (maintain rank)
Old Melisandre is Hot vs. RAMSY DID NOTHING WRONG [Matchup]
Resulting Record: 1-2, rank #8

Last Cup Lannister (david.w.angstadt) 2-0, 103.5 points/game, #1

Optimal Scenario with Win

Mountain my balls on your face vs. Last Cup Lannister [Matchup]
Old Melisandre is Hot vs. RAMSY DID NOTHING WRONG [Matchup]
RAMSY DID NOTHING WRONG loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -1 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
Resulting Record: 3-0, rank #1

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

CLEGANE BOWL 2017 STAY HYPED vs. A Man Does Not Know His Name [Matchup]
CLEGANE BOWL 2017 STAY HYPED wins and you lose more than -8 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Mountain my balls on your face vs. Last Cup Lannister [Matchup]
Hold the dick vs. Jeff's Team [Matchup]
Hold the dick wins and you lose more than -11.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Jeff's Team wins and you lose more than -6.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Old Melisandre is Hot vs. RAMSY DID NOTHING WRONG [Matchup]
Old Melisandre is Hot wins and you lose more than -13.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
RAMSY DID NOTHING WRONG wins, or they lose and you lose more than -1 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Resulting Record: 2-1, rank #4

A Man Does Not Know His Name (josephmcgarry815) 0-2, 10.5 points/game, #8

Optimal Scenario with Win

CLEGANE BOWL 2017 STAY HYPED vs. A Man Does Not Know His Name [Matchup]
Mountain my balls on your face vs. Last Cup Lannister [Matchup]
Mountain my balls on your face loses, or they win and you make up 3.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Hold the dick vs. Jeff's Team [Matchup]
Hold the dick loses and you make up 10 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Jeff's Team loses and you make up 15 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Old Melisandre is Hot vs. RAMSY DID NOTHING WRONG [Matchup]
Old Melisandre is Hot loses and you make up 8 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Resulting Record: 1-2, rank #4

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

CLEGANE BOWL 2017 STAY HYPED vs. A Man Does Not Know His Name [Matchup]
Mountain my balls on your face vs. Last Cup Lannister [Matchup]
Mountain my balls on your face wins, or they lose and you don't make up 3.5 tiebreaker points on them. (maintain rank)
Resulting Record: 0-3, rank #8

Mountain my balls on your face (brendanp27) 0-2, 13 points/game, #7

Optimal Scenario with Win

CLEGANE BOWL 2017 STAY HYPED vs. A Man Does Not Know His Name [Matchup]
CLEGANE BOWL 2017 STAY HYPED loses and you make up 10 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
A Man Does Not Know His Name loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -3.5 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
Mountain my balls on your face vs. Last Cup Lannister [Matchup]
Hold the dick vs. Jeff's Team [Matchup]
Hold the dick loses and you make up 6.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Jeff's Team loses and you make up 11.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Old Melisandre is Hot vs. RAMSY DID NOTHING WRONG [Matchup]
Old Melisandre is Hot loses and you make up 4.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Resulting Record: 1-2, rank #4

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

CLEGANE BOWL 2017 STAY HYPED vs. A Man Does Not Know His Name [Matchup]
A Man Does Not Know His Name wins, or they lose and you lose more than -3.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Mountain my balls on your face vs. Last Cup Lannister [Matchup]
Resulting Record: 0-3, rank #8

CLEGANE BOWL 2017 STAY HYPED (jamesgilligan4th) 1-1, 32.5 points/game, #4

Optimal Scenario with Win

CLEGANE BOWL 2017 STAY HYPED vs. A Man Does Not Know His Name [Matchup]
Mountain my balls on your face vs. Last Cup Lannister [Matchup]
Last Cup Lannister loses and you make up 8 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Hold the dick vs. Jeff's Team [Matchup]
Hold the dick loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -3.5 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
Jeff's Team loses, or they win and you make up 1.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Old Melisandre is Hot vs. RAMSY DID NOTHING WRONG [Matchup]
Old Melisandre is Hot loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -5.5 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
RAMSY DID NOTHING WRONG loses and you make up 7 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Resulting Record: 2-1, rank #1

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

CLEGANE BOWL 2017 STAY HYPED vs. A Man Does Not Know His Name [Matchup]
Mountain my balls on your face vs. Last Cup Lannister [Matchup]
Mountain my balls on your face wins and you lose more than -10 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Hold the dick vs. Jeff's Team [Matchup]
Hold the dick wins, or they lose and you lose more than -3.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Jeff's Team wins, or they lose and you don't make up 1.5 tiebreaker points on them. (maintain rank)
Old Melisandre is Hot vs. RAMSY DID NOTHING WRONG [Matchup]
Old Melisandre is Hot wins, or they lose and you lose more than -5.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Resulting Record: 1-2, rank #8

Jeff's Team (holmanj13) 1-1, 33.5 points/game, #3

Optimal Scenario with Win

CLEGANE BOWL 2017 STAY HYPED vs. A Man Does Not Know His Name [Matchup]
CLEGANE BOWL 2017 STAY HYPED loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -1.5 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
Mountain my balls on your face vs. Last Cup Lannister [Matchup]
Last Cup Lannister loses and you make up 6.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Hold the dick vs. Jeff's Team [Matchup]
Jeff's Team wins. (maintain rank)
Old Melisandre is Hot vs. RAMSY DID NOTHING WRONG [Matchup]
Old Melisandre is Hot loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -7 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
RAMSY DID NOTHING WRONG loses and you make up 5.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Resulting Record: 2-1, rank #1

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

CLEGANE BOWL 2017 STAY HYPED vs. A Man Does Not Know His Name [Matchup]
CLEGANE BOWL 2017 STAY HYPED wins, or they lose and you lose more than -1.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
A Man Does Not Know His Name wins and you lose more than -15 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Mountain my balls on your face vs. Last Cup Lannister [Matchup]
Mountain my balls on your face wins and you lose more than -11.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Hold the dick vs. Jeff's Team [Matchup]
Jeff's Team loses. (-1 rank)
Old Melisandre is Hot vs. RAMSY DID NOTHING WRONG [Matchup]
Old Melisandre is Hot wins, or they lose and you lose more than -7 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Resulting Record: 1-2, rank #7

Hold the dick (adit.patel.mu) 1-1, 21 points/game, #5

Optimal Scenario with Win

CLEGANE BOWL 2017 STAY HYPED vs. A Man Does Not Know His Name [Matchup]
CLEGANE BOWL 2017 STAY HYPED loses, or they win and you make up 3.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Mountain my balls on your face vs. Last Cup Lannister [Matchup]
Last Cup Lannister loses and you make up 11.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Hold the dick vs. Jeff's Team [Matchup]
Hold the dick wins. (+1 rank)
Old Melisandre is Hot vs. RAMSY DID NOTHING WRONG [Matchup]
Old Melisandre is Hot loses, or they win and you don't lose more than -2 tiebreaker points to them. (maintain rank)
RAMSY DID NOTHING WRONG loses and you make up 10.5 tiebreaker points on them. (+1 rank)
Resulting Record: 2-1, rank #1

Worst-case Scenario with Loss

CLEGANE BOWL 2017 STAY HYPED vs. A Man Does Not Know His Name [Matchup]
CLEGANE BOWL 2017 STAY HYPED wins, or they lose and you don't make up 3.5 tiebreaker points on them. (maintain rank)
A Man Does Not Know His Name wins and you lose more than -10 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Mountain my balls on your face vs. Last Cup Lannister [Matchup]
Mountain my balls on your face wins and you lose more than -6.5 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Hold the dick vs. Jeff's Team [Matchup]
Hold the dick loses. (maintain rank)
Old Melisandre is Hot vs. RAMSY DID NOTHING WRONG [Matchup]
Old Melisandre is Hot wins, or they lose and you lose more than -2 tiebreaker points to them. (-1 rank)
Resulting Record: 1-2, rank #8

Round 1

  1. Mountain my balls on your face chose: Cersei Lannister (#1)
  2. CLEGANE BOWL 2017 STAY HYPED chose: Jon Snow (#2)
  3. Jeff's Team chose: Daenerys Targaryen (#3)
  4. Old Melisandre is Hot chose: Tyrion Lannister (#4)
  5. Last Cup Lannister chose: Arya Stark (#5)
  6. RAMSY DID NOTHING WRONG chose: Jaime Lannister (#6)
  7. A Man Does Not Know His Name chose: White Walker (Night King) (#7)
  8. Hold the dick chose: Sansa Stark (#8)

Round 2

  1. Hold the dick chose: Bran Stark (#9)
  2. A Man Does Not Know His Name chose: Petyr Baelish (Littlefinger) (#10)
  3. RAMSY DID NOTHING WRONG chose: Sandor Clegane (The Hound) (#11)
  4. Last Cup Lannister chose: Euron Greyjoy (#12)
  5. Old Melisandre is Hot chose: Brienne of Tarth (#13)
  6. Jeff's Team chose: Samwell Tarly (#14)
  7. CLEGANE BOWL 2017 STAY HYPED chose: Beric Dondarrion (#15)
  8. Mountain my balls on your face chose: Jaqen H'ghar (#16)

Round 3

  1. Mountain my balls on your face chose: Olenna Redwyne (Grandma Tyrell) (#17)
  2. CLEGANE BOWL 2017 STAY HYPED chose: Tormund Giantsbane (#18)
  3. Jeff's Team chose: Gregor Clegane (The Mountain) (#19)
  4. Old Melisandre is Hot chose: Melisandre (#20)
  5. Last Cup Lannister chose: Bronn (#21)
  6. RAMSY DID NOTHING WRONG chose: Yara Greyjoy (#22)
  7. A Man Does Not Know His Name chose: Lyanna Mormont (#23)
  8. Hold the dick chose: Davos Seaworth (#24)

Round 4

  1. Hold the dick chose: Qyburn (#25)
  2. A Man Does Not Know His Name chose: Varys (#26)
  3. RAMSY DID NOTHING WRONG chose: Grey Worm (#27)
  4. Last Cup Lannister chose: Jorah Mormont (#28)
  5. Old Melisandre is Hot chose: Theon Greyjoy (#29)
  6. Jeff's Team chose: Eddison Tollett (#30)
  7. CLEGANE BOWL 2017 STAY HYPED chose: Missandei (#31)
  8. Mountain my balls on your face chose: Meera Reed (#32)

Round 5

  1. Mountain my balls on your face chose: Thoros of Myr (#33)
  2. CLEGANE BOWL 2017 STAY HYPED chose: Gendry (#34)
  3. Jeff's Team chose: Gilly (#35)
  4. Old Melisandre is Hot chose: Ellaria Sand (#36)
  5. Last Cup Lannister chose: Randyll Tarly (#37)
  6. RAMSY DID NOTHING WRONG chose: Podrick Payne (#38)
  7. A Man Does Not Know His Name chose: Tyene Sand (#39)
  8. Hold the dick chose: Daario Naharis (#40)

Round 6

  1. Hold the dick chose: Obara Sand (#41)
  2. A Man Does Not Know His Name chose: Benjen Stark (#42)
  3. RAMSY DID NOTHING WRONG chose: Nymeria Sand (#43)
  4. Last Cup Lannister chose: Robin Arryn (#44)
  5. Old Melisandre is Hot chose: Edmure Tully (#45)
  6. Jeff's Team chose: Archmaester Ebrose (#46)
  7. CLEGANE BOWL 2017 STAY HYPED chose: Ed Sheeran (#47)
  8. Mountain my balls on your face chose: Denys Mallister (#48)

League Discussion

Stat Leaders (Full char list)  (Transactions)

Acts of Intercourse Points
(+25) 25
(+15) 15
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Deaths Points
(+7) 7
(+7) 7
5
2
- -

Recent Events (Full Log)

Episode 2: Stormborn

Kills
Samwell plies off the infected Greyscale tissue from Jorah's chest, with all the gentleness of a spoon digging through hot pie. (Major Injury of Named Character)
43:40 (+1) Jon Snow:
Jon chokes a creeping Littlefinger against a wall in the Crypts of Winterfell. "Talk to my sister, and I'll kill you myself." (Minor Injury of Named Character)
Euron crushes a Greyjoy soldier with the landing bridge, as he makes his entrance aboard Yara's ship, and then immediately cuts down another. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Theon cuts down two of Euron's soldiers as they board Yara's ship. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Yara kills three Greyjoy soldiers in the initial melee aboard her ship, throwing down one, slicing down a second, and killing a third on the backswing of her sword. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Euron parries a blow, and then slices up a Greyjoy soldier. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Yara slices two Greyjoy soldiers by the neck. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Tyene enters the fray, impaling a Greyjoy soldier with her dagger, before Yara instructs her to protect Ellaria Sand below deck. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Theon kills two more soldiers. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Yara cuts the throat of one of Euron's soldiers, before turning to witness the fiery carnage of her fleet.  As she regains her composure she stabs another soldier. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Euron cleaves down an Ironborn soldier, then sticks his axe into the head of another before getting caught by Nymeria Sand's whip. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Below deck, Tyene takes out two Ironborn with her daggers. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Euron stabs Obara through the stomach with the shards of her own broken spear. (Kill of Named Character)
Nymeria stabs an Ironborn, only to turn around to see her sister Obara being killed. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
In a fury after witnessing her sister Obara's death, Nymeria whip-grabbles Euron Greyjoy, spinning closer to slice him across the leg with her dagger. (Minor Injury of Named Character)
Euron bests Nymeria Sand, blocking her dagger and then strangling her with her own whip. (Kill of Named Character)
Yara knocks an Ironborn soldier off the upper deck of her ship. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Euron kills an intervening soldier after he and Yara begin their head-to-head fight. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Euron's axe finds an unsuspecting soldier that Yara uses as a human shield. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Theon cuts down one last Ironborn, before his uncle Euron calls to him. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Euron bests Yara in single combat, taking his bloodied niece captive. (Minor Injury of Named Character)
Political Wins
Arya encounters Nymeria in the forest, where she leads her own pack of wolves. (Acquire a New Castle/City/Army/Loot)
submitted by ssantise (approved!)
Davos suggests that Daenerys's dragons will be a powerful asset against the fight against the wights, and suggests allying with her, despite Sansa's protests. Ultimately, Jon decides to personally travel to Dragonstone to meet with Daenerys, citing Davos' arguments in his appeal to the Northern Lords.

"What breathes fire?" ...  "But if the army of the dead makes it past the wall, do we have enough men to fight them?"

(Convincing Argument)
submitted by hkeseyan (approved!)
0:00 (+3) Hot Pie:
Hot Pie learns that Arya Stark is back in Westeros after recognizing her at the inn. (Secret Discovery)
submitted by EvanWolfe (approved!)
Yara and Theon Greyjoy, and their competing claims to lead the Ironborn, are eliminated as Euron captures Yara and forces Theon to flee after successfully ambushing their fleet. (Rivals Eliminated)
submitted by hkeseyan (approved!)
The Archmaester forbids Jorah Mormont from receiving the experimental Greyscale treatment documented by Archmaester Pylos.

Ebrose: "I'm familiar with Archmaester Pylos and his study of rare diseases ... And shall I tell you how he died? From Greyscale. The procedure's far too dangerous, which is why it's now forbidden."
(Executive Decision)
submitted by hkeseyan (approved!)
5:16 (+3) Varys:
Varys convinces Daenerys that she doesn't need to demand his blind allegiance, as long as she is a just ruler.

Daenerys: "Proven himself loyal? Quite the opposite. If he dislikes one monarch, he conspires to crown the next one. What kind of servant is this?"

Varys: "The kind the realm needs. Incompetence should not be rewarded with blind loyalty. As long as I have my eyes, I'll use them. I wasn't born into a great house. I came from nothing. I was so sold as a slave, and carved up as an offering. When I was a child I lived in gutters, alleys, abandoned houses. You want to know where my true loyalties lie? Not with any king or queen, but with the people. The people, who suffer under despots and prosper under just rule, the people whose hearts you aim to win."
(Convincing Argument)
Melisandre meets with Daenerys Targaryen, imploring her to meet and ally with Jon Snow for the war to come against the White Walkers. (Convincing Argument)
Tyrion convinces Daenerys to follow Melisandre's proposal to ally with Jon Snow. "I can't speak to prophecies or visions in the flame... but I like Jon Snow, and I trusted him. And I am an excellent judge of character." (Convincing Argument)
Qyburn presents a high-powered dragon-killing ballista to Cersei. "Apparently, one of Daenerys' dragons was wounded by spears in the fighting pits of Meereen. If they can be wounded, they can be killed." (New Weapon)
Tyrion's earlier advice wins over Daenerys, as she opts for a slower, more politically-calculated siege rather than the violent direct-assault on King's Landing advocated by her Westerosi allies. "I am not here to be Queen of the Ashes." (Convincing Argument)
Daenerys overrules the direct assault advocated by the Greyjoys, Tyrells, and Dornish, opting for a less violent siege on King's Landing and attack on Casterly Rock. (Executive Decision)
Samwell sneaks into Jorah's room to try an experimental Greyscale treatment on him, despite Archmaester Ebrose's forbidding him to do so. (Executive Decision)
Samwell's letter is the final straw that convinces Jon Snow to ally with Daenerys Targaryen.

"This message was sent to me by Samwell Tarly. He was my brother at the Night's Watch. A man I trust as much as anyone in this world. He's discovered proof that Dragonstone sits on a mountain of dragonglass."
(Convincing Argument)
39:03 (+3) Jon Snow:
Jon Snow decides that he must go to Dragonstone to meet with Daenerys, despite objections from Sansa and nearly all the Northern lords. "Daenerys is a Queen. Only a King could convince her to help us. It has to be me." (Executive Decision)
Sansa is given command of Winterfell as Jon travels to meet with Daenerys Targaryen. "You are my sister. You're the only Stark in Winterfell. Until I return, the North is yours." (New Title)
Ellaria and Tyene Sand are taken prisoner by Euron's Ironborn. (New Follower/Prisoner)
submitted by nyan (approved!)
Euron bests Yara in single combat and taunts Theon into running away, taking his niece captive. (New Follower/Prisoner)
Euron succesfully ambushes Yara Greyjoy's fleet, burning most of her ships and taking Yara, Ellaria, and Tyene Sand as prisoners. (Victorious Battle)
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
Hot Pie: "You've been making pies?"
Arya: "One or two." (in reference to her Frey pies)
(Funny Line)
submitted by ssantise (approved!)
on Melisandre's arrival to Dragonstone, after Varys protests that she had served Stannis Baratheon: "You chose an auspicious day to arrive at Dragonstone. We've just decided to pardon those who once served the wrong King." (Witty Insult)
submitted by kimberly.ramia (approved!)
Euron taunts Theon into fleeing the battle as he holds Yara captive: "Ah come on, you cockless coward. I have her. Come and get her." (Witty Insult)
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Euron sarcastically and disparagingly to Yara as he approaches her to cut her down: "Give your uncle a kiss" (Witty Insult)
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"I'm a Tarly. That name means something. We're not oathbreakers. We're not schemers. We don't stab our rivals in the back or cut their throats at weddings." (Witty Insult)
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Samwell Tarly: "I met Stannis Baratheon's daughter at Castle Black. She had the Greyscale as a baby and was cured."
Archmaester Ebrose: "No."
Samwell: "Isn't there some way..."
Ebrose: "Does this look like a baby to you?" (referencing their patient, Jorah Mormont)
Samwell: "No."
Ebrose: "Have you studied the varying rates of greyscale progression in infants and fully grown men?"
Samwell: "No."
(Funny Line)
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Tyrion while convincing Daenerys to follow Melisandre's proposal to ally with Jon Snow. "I can't speak to prophecies or visions in the flame... but I like Jon Snow, and I trusted him. And I am an excellent judge of character." (Funny Line)
Randyll Tarly: "Ser Jaime, I believe you know my son."
Jaime: "Rickon, isn't it?"
Dickon: "Dickon."
Jaime: "That's it." (walks past Dickon to speak with Randyll)
(Funny Line)
Tyene Sand: "Maybe I'll kill you both before we take King's Landing. And then I won't have to share."
Obara and Nymeria: "(baby voice) Mammmaaa!"
(Funny Line)
Tyene Sand: "Maybe I'll kill you both before we take King's Landing. And then I won't have to share."
Obara and Nymeria: "(baby voice) Mammmaaa!"
(Funny Line)
to Theon, as she gets between Yara's legs: "Why are you standing all the way over there then? The foreign invasion is underway." (Funny Line)
Glasses of Wine Consumed
Samwell takes a hearty swig of the rum he gives to Jorah, before attempting the Greyscale surgery. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Jorah drinks the rum given to him by Samwell, as he braces himself to undergo the experimental Greyscale procedure. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Arya goes for the ale after Hot Pie probes further into what she's been up to. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Obara drinks in her hammock below deck, as the Sand Sisters argue over who they will kill in King's Landing. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Ellaria tries out the beverages stocked by the Greyjoy fleet. "How can you drink this piss? When we reach Sunspear I'll treat you to a Dornish Red, the best in the world." (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Theon drinks with Yara and Ellaria Sand below deck as they sail for Sunspear. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Yara drinks with Theon and Ellaria Sand below deck as they sail for Sunspear. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Acts of Intercourse
26:45 (+25) Missandei:
Missandei gets with Grey Worm on the very last night before he sails off for Casterly Rock. (Act of Intercourse)
28:00 (+10) Grey Worm :
Grey Worm gets with Missandei on the very last night before he sails off for Casterly Rock. (Act of Intercourse)
Deaths
Obara is impaled with the shards of her own spear by Euron Greyjoy. (Death)
Nymeria is bested by Euron Greyjoy, who blocks her dagger and strangles her with her own whip. (Death)
In the aftermath of Euron's ambush on Yara's fleet, Obara's body is shown impaled with her own spears onto the bowsprit of the burning ship. (Dead Body Appearance)
Special
Yara makes a pass at Ellaria below deck as Theon watches. (Special)
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8:35 (+3) Missandei:
Missandei gives a lesson on Valyrian gendered pronouns in ancient prophecies: "Your Grace, forgive me, but your translation is not quite accurate. That noun has no gender in High Valyrian, so proper translation for that prophecy would be 'the prince or princess who was promised will bring the dawn'. (Special)
10:48 (+3) Jon Snow:
Sansa reading Tyrion's letter to Jon Snow: "All dwarves are bastards in their father's eyes." (Special)
Ebrose: "Does this look like a baby to you?"
Samwell Tarly: "No."
Ebrose: "Have you studied the varying rates of Greyscale progression in infants and fully grown men?"
Samwell: "No."
(Special)
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19:17 (+3) Qyburn:
Qyburn presents a high-powered dragon-killing ballista to Cersei. "Apparently, one of Daenerys' dragons was wounded by spears in the fighting pits of Meereen. If they can be wounded, they can be killed." (Special)
to Tyrion: "My greatest regret is that Oberyn died fighting for you." (Special)
Samwell mentions that he has potentially found a treatment option for Jorah Mormont's greyscale in a book. "I found the procedure in a study of rare diseases by Archmaester Pylos". (Special)
Samwell opens up Archmaester Pylos' tome on Rare Diseases, which contains the instructions for the Greyscale treatment he is to perform on Jorah. (Special)
35:09 (+12) Hot Pie:
Arya meets Hot Pie at the Crossroads Inn, where he has baked up 4 on-screen pies: the Jorah special being eaten by two unnamed characters, Arya's pie, and two more left on the serving tray. (Special)
to Nymeria: "The Mountain killed father. He'll crush you with one hand." (Special)
"Father got careless, that's what mama says." (Special)
Ellaria Sand: "You ever been to Dorne?"
Yara: "A few times. Never stayed long."
Ellaria: "A boy in every port."
Yara: "A boy. A girl. Depends on the port."
(Special)
Euron taunts Theon into fleeing the battle as he holds Yara captive: "Ah come on, you cockless coward. I have her. Come and get her." (Special)