Brothraki Whoarde

30.5 roto pts (#2)
Z-Score: 0.612 (percentile: 72.96%)
Weeks at #1: 0
Categories won: Insults Delivered / Funny Lines (93), Glasses of Wine Consumed (85), A Game of Thrones (48), The Feels (153)
Best Week: Episode 1: Winterfell (+3 roto points)
Team MVP: Jon Snow (picked #2, 319 points, 42.82% of team total)

Roster Stats

Character	Drafted	Total	Kills	Politics	Insults	Wine	Sex	Thrones	Deaths	Special	Feels
Jon Snow	#2	319	197	27	6	15	0	6	0	15	53
Tyrion Lannister	#9	206	0	30	57	55	0	20	0	0	44
Samwell Tarly	#12	74	10	3	9	0	0	7	0	12	33
Gendry	#29	60	20	3	3	5	5	2	0	12	10
Davos Seaworth	#19	51	0	6	15	10	0	9	0	3	8
Varys	#22	35	0	9	3	0	0	4	5	9	5
Totals		745	227	78	93	85	5	48	5	51	153

Roster

charId	Character	Special
39	Jon Snow	* +1 each time he unintentionally drops Longclaw * +1 point each time he is called a bastard in his presence * Ghost's actions contribute to his points.
17	Tyrion Lannister	* +1 point each time he is denied a drink * +1 point whenever he physically gives someone a coin (or other legal tender)
40	Samwell Tarly	+1 point for reading books, mentioning he "read that in a book", or writing raven letters.
50	Davos Seaworth	* +1 point every time his fingers or onions are referenced * +1 point when invoking Shireen's name
82	Varys	* +1 politics point when he meets another character in secret * +1 point when someone references his being a eunuch to him * +1 point when he passes along information from his "little birds"
80	Gendry	+1 point for each act of blacksmithing.

Kills

Episode 3: The Long Night

16:41 (+62) Jon Snow:

Sansa and Arya look on as Jon and Rhaegal torches the front line of wights with dragonfire - 33 wights are seen burning or thrown into the air by the blast (Kill of Unnamed Character)

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I believe that in cases of such approximations, the scoring of this kind of events should regard in a more sporting manner, in order to preserve leagues competitiveness and fun (full disclosure: I own Daenerys, but I would still prefer a more interesting competition). A general scoring would be more appropriate for mass-event such as this. -amitelran2110

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2019 Apr 29
I just want to know why Dany got points for this... -brendan.hamme

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2019 Apr 29
Did Jon Snow shoot fire out of his mouth, or did Rhaegal (a draftable character)? -prognar

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19:11 (+2) Gendry:

Gendry brings his dragonglass axe down onto a wight. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

19:27 (+4) Samwell Tarly:

Sam defends himself against two wights with his dragonglass daggers. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

24:47 (+2) Gendry:

Gendry smacks a kneeling wight with his axe as he runs towards the Winterfell walls. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

29:09 (+28) Jon Snow:

After the trench is lit, Jon and Rhaegal venture out and ignite a cluster of wights just outside the Winterfell gate. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

33:21 (+40) Jon Snow:

As Bran's warged ravens fly across the battlefield, the dragons continue to torch the wights army outside the walls of Winterfell. 40 wights are thrown up/incinerated in the blast (unknown dragon, score split evenly across dragons) (Kill of Unnamed Character)

37:16 (+2) Gendry:

Gendry cuts down the first wight over the wall. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

37:28 (+2) Samwell Tarly:

Sam dual wields his dragonglass dagger to cut down a wight trying to scramble over the wall. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

38:31 (+2) Samwell Tarly:

Sam bonks a wight in the head as it tries to climb the castle wall. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

55:26 (+5) Jon Snow:

With Jon as rider, Rhaegal engages in a vicious mid-air fight with Viserion, ripping the scales off his breast and ultimately breaking Viserion's jaw. (Major Injury of Named Character)

60:56 (+2) Jon Snow:

Jon cuts down one wight as the recently-reanimated army of corpses begin to surround him. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

62:22 (+10) Jon Snow:

Jon fends off five wights as he is surrounded outside the walls of Winterfell. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

64:25 (+6) Jon Snow:

Jon fends off three wights as he makes his way into Winterfell. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

64:33 (+10) Gendry:

Gendry slashes down five wights as he and Tormund battle atop a mountain of wights and bodies. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

64:38 (+2) Samwell Tarly:

Samwell stabs a wight as he lays on his back amidst a pit of wights. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

64:48 (+6) Jon Snow:

Jon kills three more wights as he fights his way through the Winterfell courtyard. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

65:00 (+10) Jon Snow:

Jon cuts through 5 wights as he makes his way through the hallway and locks a cell gate behind him. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

67:54 (+4) Gendry:

Gendry cuts down two wights as he and Tormund fight atop a mound of wights. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

68:54 (+2) Jon Snow:

Jon cuts down a wight as he tries to evade the chaotic blue fire from the injured Viserion. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

Episode 5: The Bells

40:41 (+2) Jon Snow:

Jon strikes down a Lannister soldier as the Northern forces march their way into King's Landing. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

47:04 (+2) Jon Snow:

Jon cuts down a Lannister soldier in the chaos after the Northern forces attack the surrendered Lannister army. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

47:09 (+4) Jon Snow:

Jon cuts down two more Lannister soldiers in the chaos after the Northern forces attack the surrendered Lannister army. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

48:38 (+4) Jon Snow:

Jon kills two more Lannister soldiers while pleading for his own soldiers to stop the attack. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

49:45 (+2) Jon Snow:

Jon kills another Lannister soldier while continuing to tell people to stop killing the Lannister soldiers. 🤷 (Kill of Unnamed Character)

50:15 (+2) Jon Snow:

Jon saves a woman in an alleyway, running his sword through a Northern soldier attacking her. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

Episode 6: The Iron Throne

37:18 (+10) Jon Snow:

Jon stabs Daenerys an episode late and in the wrong hole, as they share a last kiss in the throne room. (Kill of Named Character)

Political Wins

Episode 1: Winterfell

33:29 (+3) Jon Snow:

Rhaegal accepts Jon as a dragonrider as they take flight for the first time.
Jon: "I don't know how to ride a dragon."
Daenerys: "Nobody does. Until they ride a dragon." (New Follower/Prisoner)

submitted by nyan (approved!)

This is not explicitly in the rules, but I was thinking of setting this as a precedent - the first time a dragon and dragonrider pair up, it will be scored like a New Follower event for both. It's a bit like two characters agreeing to form an alliance. Any thoughts or protests to this? -nyan

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2019 Apr 15 dlapato likes this
Actually I forget that I did make it explicit for Rhaegal. Do people feel Jon is deserving of similar points for this? -nyan

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2019 Apr 15 the_catherine316, olinnbroderick3, ashjohri, gravesalex0, 6 others like this
It's kind of like acquiring a new weapon in a sense? -the_catherine316

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2019 Apr 15
I think we'd need to see if this happens again. I'm not sure riding him once is significant. -alicehanners

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2019 Apr 18

46:46 (+3) Jon Snow:

Jon finds out his true lineage as the trueborn son of Rhaegaer Targaryen and Lyanna Stark, and potentially the rightful King of the Seven Kingdoms.
Sam: "I had a High Septon's diary. Bran had... whatever Bran has. ... Your mother was Lyanna Stark. And your father - your real father - was Rhaegar Targaryen. You've never been a bastard. You're Aegon Targaryen, true heir to the Iron Throne." (Secret Discovery)

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Episode 2: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms

6:16 (+3) Jon Snow:

Daenerys addresses Jon as Warden of the North when asking his opinion on the Jaime Lannister matter, confirming his new position under his regime. (New Title)

submitted by hindsight44 (approved!)

7 more comments - see full thread

Also these are in the rules:
Titles are like WWE championships - points are awarded for each title gained and re-gained (e.g. losing and winning titles repeatedly makes you an 8x WWE Intercontinental Champion. Holding and defending the title for 8 years still just counts as 1x)
-hindsight44

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2019 Apr 22
I might be wrong, but wouldn't it be a reduced title from king in the north to warden of the north? -imonaship12

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2019 Apr 22 chadbrathwaite likes this
I think if we get really technical about it, King in the North and Warden of the North are mutually exclusive - you can only be Warden for a reigning monarch, which implies you're not King in the North. Per the WWE criteria, any title change counts even if it sounds like a demotion (one could argue it's a smaller fish in a bigger pond scenario). -nyan

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Episode 4: The Last of the Starks

6:17 (+3) Jon Snow:

Jon quotes the Night's Watch oath to end his eulogy to the dead at Winterfell. "They were the shields that guarded the realms of men. And we shall never see their like again." (House Words)

10:52 (+3) Gendry:

Gendry receives high marks on his peer reviews after the Battle of Winterfell, and he is legitimized as a non-bastard and named Lord Baratheon of Storm's End.

Daenerys Targaryen: "I think you should be Lord of Storm's End.
Gendry: "That can't be, I'm a bastard."
Daenerys: "No, you are Lord Gendry Baratheon of Storm's End. The lawful son of Robert Baratheon. Because that is what I have made you." (New Title)

33:53 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:

Tyrion and Jon convince Daenerys to take a more cautioned approach to the war and lay siege to King's Landing instead of destroying it.

Daenerys: "No matter how many lords turn against her, as long as she sits on the Iron Throne, she can call herself Queen of the Seven Kingdoms. We need the capital."
Tyrion: "I watched the people of King's Landing rebel against their king when they were hungry, and that was before winter began. Give them the opportunity and they will cast Cersei aside."
Jon: "We'll surround the city. If the Iron Fleet tries to ferry in more food, the dragons will destroy them. If the Lannisters and the Golden Company attack, we'll defeat them in the field."
Tyrion: "Once the people see that Cersei is our only enemy, her reign is over." (Convincing Argument)

33:53 (+3) Jon Snow:

34:55 (+3) Jon Snow:

Jon overrules Sansa's objections and pledges the weakened Northern forces to fight for Daenerys immediately.

to Sansa: "The Northern forces will honor their promises and their allegiance to the Queen of the Seven Kingdoms."
turning to Daenerys: "What you command, we will obey." (Executive Decision)

38:17 (+3) Jon Snow:

Jon breaks his promise to Daenerys, secretly telling Arya and Sansa about his heritage as a Targaryen and heir to the Iron Throne as long as they pinky swore not to tell anyone. (Act of Betrayal)

He doesn’t promise her anything -alicehanners

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2019 May 8 dopeghoti likes this
Quite the opposite in fact; he was quite clear that he felt his family had a right to know. -dopeghoti

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2019 May 8
Since he makes them swear not to tell anyone, doesn't it imply it's something he's doing behind Daenerys' back? -nyan

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2019 May 8
I think him making them promise was more so other people didn’t find out, rather than so Daenerys didn’t find out they knew, nah? -conor_finlay

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2019 May 8
He didn’t promise Daenerys he wouldn’t tell, she just made it clear that there might be consequences if he did. -conor_finlay

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46:50 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:

Tyrion learns of Jon's heritage as a secret Targaryen and claimant to the Iron Throne through Sansa. (Secret Discovery)

51:22 (+3) Varys:

Varys learns of Jon's parentage through the game of secret discovery telephone.

Varys: "How many others know?"
Tyrion: "Including us? Eight."
Varys: "Well, then it's not a secret anymore. It's information." (Secret Discovery)

Given the quote, I think the buck stops here with respect to awarding this further down the chain. -nyan

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2019 May 6 sperlingjason, mlopez, alicehanners, dopeghoti like this
Surely if 8 people knowing makes it information, the 8th person to know (Varys) discovers info and not a secret? Varys’ quot afterwards kinda voids these points nah? -conor_finlay

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2019 May 10 nyan likes this
quote* -conor_finlay

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2019 May 10
Also, Varys’ is actually the 9th person to know. -conor_finlay

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Episode 5: The Bells

4:38 (+3) Varys:

Varys has recruited Martha, a serving girl from the kitchen in an attempt to poison Daenerys. (New Follower/Prisoner)

4:38 (+3) Varys:

Varys has recruited Martha, a serving girl from the kitchen in an attempt to poison Daenerys. (Act of Betrayal)

8:05 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:

Tyrion rats out Varys for his betrayal of Daenerys. (Act of Betrayal)

22:58 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:

Tyrion speaks his way past the Unsullied guards stationed outside of Jaime's tent
Unsullied: "We have orders to guard the prisoner."
Tyrion: "Ordered by whom, the Queen herself?"
Unsullied: "No."
Tyrion: "Well, in that case, as Hand of the Queen, I outrank whomever gave your order, probably by quite a lot." (Convincing Argument)

25:57 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:

Tyrion convinces Jaime to undertake the covert mission to smuggle Cersei out of King's Landing and escape to a new life.

"Do it. If you don't, you'll never see Cersei again." (Convincing Argument)

26:21 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:

Tyrion unlocks Jaime's chains and frees him, sending him on a covert mission to rescue Cersei and end the war before Daenerys destroys the city.

"Tens of thousands of innocent lives. One not particularly innocent dwarf. Seems like a fair trade." (Act of Betrayal)

Episode 6: The Iron Throne

7:16 (+3) Davos Seaworth:

Davos talks down the confrontation between Jon Snow and Grey Worm over the Lannister prisoners, convincing Jon to speak to Queen Daenerys first. (Convincing Argument)

24:01 (+3) Jon Snow:

"You think our house words are stamped on our bodies when we're born and that's who we are? Then I'd be fire and blood too." (House Words)

28:41 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:

Tyrion convinces Jon to betray Daenerys for the good of the realm. "It's a terrible thing I'm asking. It's also the right thing." (Convincing Argument)

37:18 (+3) Jon Snow:

Jon stabs Daenerys as they kiss in the throne room, concluding that she is too delusional in her power to be allowed to rule. "You are my queen. Now, and always." (Act of Betrayal)

46:35 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:

Tyrion successfully deflects Grey Worm from discussing his fate by dangling a juicy power struggle in front of the Lords of Westeros instead.

Grey Worm: "You are not here to speak! Everyone has heard enough words from you."
Tyrion: "You're right. And no one's any better for it. But it's not for you to decide. Jon committed his crime here. His fate is for our king to decide. Or our queen."
Lord Royce: "We don't have a king or queen."
Tyrion: "You're the most powerful people in Westeros. Choose one." (Convincing Argument)

49:43 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:

Tyrion is succesful in his nomination of Bran Stark for King of Westeros.

"I've had nothing to do but think these past few weeks. About our bloody history. About the mistakes we've made. What unites people? Armies? Gold? Flags? Stories. There's nothing in the world more powerful than a good story. Nothing can stop it. No enemy can defeat it. And who has a better story than Bran the Broken?" (Convincing Argument)

55:08 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:

Tyrion is named as King Bran Stark's Hand. (New Title)

70:10 (+3) Davos Seaworth:

Davos is named the Master of Ships in King Bran's new Small Council (New Title)

70:32 (+3) Samwell Tarly:

Samwell Tarly is named Grandmaester of King Bran's new Small Council. (New Title)

Insults Delivered / Funny Lines

Episode 1: Winterfell

6:22 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:

to Varys as they arrive in a frigid Winterfell: "You should consider yourself lucky. At least your balls won't freeze off." (Funny Line)

29:51 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:

Varys (observing banners): "The Karstarks."
Tyrion: "One of the better sigils. Beats an onion, anyway." (Funny Line)

30:59 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:

Varys: "Jon and Daenerys don't want to listen to lonely old men."
Tyrion: "I'm not that old... not as old as him (Davos Seaworth)." (Funny Line)

35:36 (+3) Jon Snow:

to Daenerys, after his first dragon flight with Rhaegal: "You've completely ruined horses for me." (Funny Line)

41:22 (+3) Samwell Tarly:

Daenerys: "So you're the man."
Sam: "Um... which... man? am I... your Grace?" (Funny Line)

Episode 2: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms

12:40 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:

Tyrion comments on the Lannister brothers reunion as they are spat upon by Northerners.

"Well, here we are... together again. And the masses rejoice." (Funny Line)

13:41 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:

Jaime: "Don't be too hard on yourself. She fooled me more than anybody."
Tyrion: "She never fooled you. You always knew exactly what she was. And you loved her anyway." (Witty Insult)

14:06 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:

Tyrion: "So, we're going to die. At Winterfell. Not the death I would've chosen. I always pictured myself dying in my own bed, at the age of 80, with a belly fully of wine and a [in unison with Jaime] girl's mouth around my cock." (Funny Line)

30:43 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:

Tyrion: "You've had a strange journey."
Bran: "Stranger than most."
Tyrion: "I'd like to hear about it.
Bran: "It's a long story."
Tyrion: "If only we were in a castle, in the middle of winter with nowhere to go." (Funny Line)

33:40 (+3) Samwell Tarly:

Sam defends his renowned fighting abilities
Jon Snow: "If you want to join them (Gilly and little Sam in the crypts)..."
Sam: "Everyone seems to forget that I was the first man to kill a White Walker. I've killed Thenns-"
Edd: "Thenn."
Sam: "I've saved Gilly more than once. I stole a *considerable* number of books from the Citadel library. Survived the Fist of the First Men. You need me out there!"
Edd: "Well if that's where it's come to we really are fucked." (Funny Line)

Having Sam in my team, I do wonder what I'm getting points for in this piece of dialogue. His funny line came afterwards, which is already scored accurately. -Lem Lemoncake

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2019 Apr 23
I liked the "stole a *considerable* number of books" part personally. It's Sam thinking that is one of the top-3 most badass things he's done. -nyan

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2019 Apr 23
Well it's more of a boast then, isn't it? But yeah.. I guess, the character's intention doesn't really count, and as always with those funny lines, most of them will appeal in different ways to different viewers. -Lem Lemoncake

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2019 Apr 23

34:03 (+3) Samwell Tarly:

Edd: "Well if that's where it's come to we really are fucked."
Sam: "Well- calling you fucked wouldn't be strictly accurate." (Witty Insult)

34:58 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:

to Jaime: "I wish father were here. I would love to see the look on his face when he realizes his two sons are about to die defending Winterfell." (Funny Line)

submitted by nyan (approved!)

36:17 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:

Brienne: "We didn't meant to interrupt, we were just looking for someplace warm to-"
Tyrion: "-to contemplate your imminent death. You've come to the right place." (Funny Line)

submitted by nyan (approved!)

42:40 (+3) Gendry:

Gendry with the deflection as he gets grilled by Arya.
Gendry: "Then she (Melisandre) tied me up, stripped me down, put leeches all over me."
Arya: "Was that your first time?"
Gendry: "No, yeah, I've never had leeches put all over my cock." (Funny Line)

51:19 (+3) Davos Seaworth:

Tyrion: "How about a song? One of you must know one. Ser Davos?"
Davos: "You'll pray for a quick death. (Funny Line)

Episode 3: The Long Night

9:12 (+3) Varys:

Varys sighs at his fate while waiting out the Battle of Winterfell: "At least we already in a crypt." (Funny Line)

submitted by yarden.s (approved!)

30:34 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:

"You might be surprised at the lengths I'd go to avoid joining the Army of the Dead. I could think of no organization less suited to my talents." (Funny Line)

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31:11 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:

Tyrion: "Maybe we should have stayed married."
Sansa: "You were the best of them."
Tyrion: "What a terrifying thought." (Funny Line)

submitted by ryanmcfarlane09 (approved!)

Episode 4: The Last of the Starks

38:50 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:

ribbing Jaime on his new dedication to Brienne: "I'm happy. I'm happy that you're happy. I'm happy that you'll finally have to climb for it." (Funny Line)

38:53 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:

ribbing Jaime on his new dedication to Brienne: "Do you know how long I've waited to tell tall-person jokes?" (Funny Line)

44:34 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:

to Sansa: "My Lady. [long pause] ...'My Lord' is the standard response." (Funny Line)

49:36 (+3) Jon Snow:

Gilly: "If it's a boy, we want to name him Jon."
Jon: "I hope it's a girl." (Funny Line)

61:32 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:

Varys: "He (Jon Snow) is a man, which makes him more appealing to the lords of Westeros, whose support we are going to need."
Tyrion: "Joffrey was a man. I don't think a cock is a true qualification, as I'm sure you'd agree." (Witty Insult)

Episode 5: The Bells

21:26 (+3) Davos Seaworth:

Tyrion: "Davos, I need to ask you a favor. You're the greatest smuggler alive, aren't you."
Davos: "I'm not going to like this favor, am I?" (Funny Line)

22:30 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:

Tyrion attempts to speak to the Unsullied guards.

"I drink to eat the skull keeper."
"I want to eat the skull keeper."
"I want to see the..."
Unsullied: "-we speak the Common Tongue." (Funny Line)

Episode 6: The Iron Throne

22:01 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:

"I suppose there's a crude kind of justice. I betrayed my closest friend and watched him burn. Now Varys's ashes can tell my ashes: See, I told you." (Funny Line)

53:44 (+3) Davos Seaworth:

"I'm not sure I get a vote, but aye." (Funny Line)

58:18 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:

Jon: "I don't expect we'll ever see each other again."
Tyrion: "I wouldn't be so sure. A few years as Hand of the King would make anyone want to piss off the edge of the world." (Funny Line)

70:16 (+3) Davos Seaworth:

to Bronn: "These projects will begin as soon as the Master of Coin and Lord of Lofty Titles provides funding." (Witty Insult)

70:29 (+3) Davos Seaworth:

Bronn: "The Master of Coin looks forward to helping the Master of Ships, but first he has to ensure we're not wasting coin, or soon there won't be no more coin."
Davos: "Any more." (Funny Line)

71:10 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:

Tyrion: "I once brought a jackass and a honeycomb into a brothel." (Funny Line)

Glasses of Wine Consumed

Episode 2: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms

34:50 (+5) Tyrion Lannister:

Tyrion drinks in front of the fireplace at Winterfell as he chats with Jaime. "I wish father were here." (Glass of Wine Consumed)

He drinks in every scene after this, it doesn't count? -guy.v

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He also offered and poured glasses to other people. In adition, he overflowing a cup of glass and disobey lady Brienne oreder. -guy.v

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If you can find me a timestamp that would be great. I watched for this but aside from Jaime and Podrick, none of the characters actually drink anything after the first scene (they only hold the cups). -nyan

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2019 Apr 23

Episode 3: The Long Night

20:51 (+5) Tyrion Lannister:

Tyrion takes a swig from his wineskin after he realizes he has nothing to say to Sansa in the Winterfell crypts. (Glass of Wine Consumed)

30:45 (+5) Tyrion Lannister:

Tyrion drinks from his second wineskin as Varys and Sansa tell him to give up hope of venturing upstairs and being useful for the battle. (Glass of Wine Consumed)

Sansa and Varys were like the inner voices of the show writers and Tyrion was the inner voice for the audience having all their cool Winterfell Crypt theories crushed. -nyan

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2019 Apr 29
Tyrion: "Maybe if we were up there, we could see something everyone else is missing..." Sansa: "Nope, there is nothing happening up there beyond surface level fanservice." -power.suit

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2019 May 2
I don't know if that was even a fan service, more like a fan diss.

"What if there were more to the story, some key piece of information about the Night King or some brilliant tactical maneuver we could pull off. You know, like the good 'ol times in S2?"

"No, there is literally nothing for you to fantheory about, just keep sitting here and stare powerlessly as we roll out the rest of this season" -nyan

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2019 May 2

49:12 (+5) Tyrion Lannister:

Tyrion drinks some liquid courage from his wineskin as the wights come bashing through to the crypt level. (Glass of Wine Consumed)

Episode 4: The Last of the Starks

9:00 (+5) Jon Snow:

Jon drinks from his cup at the head table as he notices Daenerys' spaced out look. (Glass of Wine Consumed)

9:18 (+5) Gendry:

Gendry takes a drink before asking the Hound if he's seen Arya. (Glass of Wine Consumed)

9:50 (+5) Tyrion Lannister:

Tyrion drinks in the far background as Gendry scoots his way up the aisle. (Glass of Wine Consumed)

13:22 (+5) Tyrion Lannister:

Tyrion refills and drinks at the the refill station as he and Davos discuss the political drama to come. "We may have defeated them, but we still have us to contend with." (Glass of Wine Consumed)

13:31 (+5) Davos Seaworth:

Davos is handed a cup by Tyrion as they worry about the mysteries of the Lord of Light and the political infighting situation. (Glass of Wine Consumed)

15:02 (+5) Jon Snow:

Jon drinks as they the Feast of Winterfell toast to Daenerys the Dragon Queen and Arya Stark, the Hero of Winterfell (Glass of Wine Consumed)

15:30 (+5) Tyrion Lannister:

Tyrion drinks at the table with Jaime and Brienne as they kick off their drinking game of guesses. (Glass of Wine Consumed)

16:07 (+5) Jon Snow:

Jon drinks in the background as Tormund regales the crowd with the legends of Jon Snow. (Glass of Wine Consumed)

16:25 (+5) Davos Seaworth:

Davos drinks in the foreground as Tormund regales the crowd with the legends of Jon Snow. (Glass of Wine Consumed)

17:50 (+5) Tyrion Lannister:

Brienne tells Tyrion he is wrong about his guess, and he is forced to drink. (Glass of Wine Consumed)

39:01 (+5) Tyrion Lannister:

Jaime and Tyrion drink after toasting to Jaime's new relationship with Brienne. "To climbing mountains." (Glass of Wine Consumed)

52:18 (+5) Tyrion Lannister:

Tyrion drinks in the ship's cabin while discussing the issue of Jon Snow's parentage with Varys. (Glass of Wine Consumed)

61:30 (+5) Tyrion Lannister:

Tyrion drinks in the throne room at Dragonstone as he and Varys discuss how to reign in Daenerys. (Glass of Wine Consumed)

Acts of Intercourse

Episode 2: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms

44:21 (+5) Gendry:

Gendry and Arya spend possibly their last night rolling among the burlap sacks. "We're probably going to die soon. I want to know what it's like before that happens." (Act of Intercourse)

I think this should be phrased differently. This wasn't a quid pro quo transaction. This was Arya reaching out affirmatively, demonstrating sexual agency, and choosing Gendry to have this experience with because she trusts him. She would have done the same thing even without the weapon. -power.suit

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2019 Apr 22 sperlingjason, nyan, Lem Lemoncake, chalisegrogan like this
Oh definitely, not at all - sorry if this implied that, it was attempting to put some kind of color onto the event descriptions. Lemme change it to match Arya's for now and see I'll revisit if I think up anything better while writing the blog post. -nyan

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2019 Apr 22
Maybe this is already included in these 5 points, but shouldn't there be 2 intercourse scenes scored? There's the shot on the sacks and then again later when Arya and Gendry are shown in bed. Implied sex. -the_catherine316

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2019 Apr 22

A Game of Thrones

Episode 1: Winterfell

9:53 (+1) Tyrion Lannister:

Tyrion sits at the head table to the side of Sansa and Jon Snow, as they host the Northern Lords at Winterfell. (Basic Seat)

9:53 (+1) Jon Snow:

Jon sits at the head of the table alongside Sansa as they host the Northern Lords at Winterfell. (Basic Seat)

11:52 (+1) Jon Snow:

Jon Snow takes a seat after responding to Lyanna Mormont's call out.

"...when I left Winterfell, I told you we need allies or we will die. I have brought those allies home to fight alongside us. I had a choice, keep my crown or protect the North. I chose the North." (Basic Seat)

41:17 (+1) Samwell Tarly:

Sam scoots out of his library seat as he is startled by Daenerys and Jorah. (Basic Seat)

Episode 2: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms

3:12 (+1) Jon Snow:

Jon is zoned out in his seat as the rest of the court in Winterfell interrogates Jaime. (Basic Seat)

30:43 (+1) Tyrion Lannister:

Tyrion sits down to hear Bran's story.

Bran: "It's a long story."
Tyrion: "If only we were in a castle, in the middle of winter with nowhere to go." (Basic Seat)

34:50 (+1) Tyrion Lannister:

Tyrion sits in a chair by the fireplace at Winterfell, chatting with Jaime. "I wish father were here." (Basic Seat)

44:39 (+1) Tyrion Lannister:

Davos and the fireplace crew continue sitting. (Basic Seat)

44:39 (+1) Davos Seaworth:

Davos and the fireplace crew continue sitting. (Basic Seat)

51:06 (+1) Tyrion Lannister:

Tyrion sits as Davos declares "we're out of wine" to the fireplace crew. (Basic Seat)

51:10 (+1) Davos Seaworth:

Davos sits as he declares "we're out of wine" to the fireplace crew. (Basic Seat)

Episode 4: The Last of the Starks

8:54 (+1) Tyrion Lannister:

Tyrion sits at the head table during the celebratory feast at Winterfell. (Basic Seat)

8:54 (+1) Jon Snow:

Jon awkwardly sits at center of the head table between Sansa and Daenerys during the celebratory feast at Winterfell. (Basic Seat)

10:11 (+1) Davos Seaworth:

Davos sits and observes nervously as Daenerys calls out Gendry for his Baratheon heritage. (Basic Seat)

11:41 (+1) Jon Snow:

Jon sits back down after raising a toast and giving his cup of wine to Gendry (Basic Seat)

14:53 (+1) Varys:

Varys sits in a chair at the edge of the head table as Tormund and the hall give a toast. "To Daenerys, the Dragon Queen!" (Basic Seat)

38:29 (+1) Tyrion Lannister:

Tyrion sits with Jaime in front of a fireplace in Winterfell, as Tyrion ribs Jaime on his newfound romance with Brienne. (Basic Seat)

51:31 (+1) Tyrion Lannister:

Tyrion sits with Varys in the cabin below deck, discussing the secret of Jon's parentage. (Basic Seat)

51:33 (+1) Varys:

Varys sits down with Tyrion in the cabin below deck, discussing the secret of Jon's parentage. (Basic Seat)

Episode 5: The Bells

3:48 (+1) Varys:

Varys sits at his desk while penning a secret letter about Jon Snow's lineage. (Basic Seat)

10:23 (+1) Varys:

Varys continues to sit and write letters by candelight, when he is arrested by Grey Worm and the Unsullied. (Basic Seat)

Episode 6: The Iron Throne

26:36 (+1) Jon Snow:

Jon sits down on a small wooden chair in Tyrion's prison chamber. (Basic Seat)

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44:12 (+1) Davos Seaworth:

Davos is seated as the Lords and Ladies of Westeros meet in the Dragonpit for Tyrion Lannister's trial. (Basic Seat)

44:21 (+1) Gendry:

Gendry is seated as the Lords and Ladies of Westeros meet in the Dragonpit for Tyrion Lannister's trial. (Basic Seat)

46:05 (+1) Davos Seaworth:

Davos returns to his seat after his passioned pleas for Grey Worm and the Unsullied to end the confrontation and settle in the Reach are rejected. (Basic Seat)

48:01 (+1) Samwell Tarly:

Sam sits and looks away awkwardly as Edmure Tully glances around the room for support. (Basic Seat)

49:12 (+1) Samwell Tarly:

Samwell sits back down as his proposal for a democracy is roundly rejected by the Lords and Ladies of Westeros. (Basic Seat)

55:11 (+1) Samwell Tarly:

Samwell sits back down after the Lords rise to anoint Bran as King of Six Kingdoms. (Basic Seat)

55:11 (+1) Davos Seaworth:

Davos sits back down after the Lords rise to anoint Bran Stark as King of Six Kingdoms. (Basic Seat)

55:11 (+1) Gendry:

Gendry sits back down after the Lords rise to anoint Bran Stark as King of Six Kingdoms. (Basic Seat)

66:08 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:

Tyrion tries out his seat in the Hand's chair before the Small Council meeting begins. (Seat of Power)

67:01 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:

Tyrion hurriedly sits back into the Hand's chair as he hears the Small Council members enter the room. (Seat of Power)

67:40 (+1) Davos Seaworth:

Davos is seated at the Small Council meeting as Tyrion reviews Archmaester Ebrose's historical tome, "A Song of Ice and Fire" (Basic Seat)

67:41 (+1) Samwell Tarly:

Sam sits down at the Small Council meeting as Tyrion flips through the history tome of "A Song of Ice and Fire" (Basic Seat)

68:39 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:

Tyrion returns to the Hand's seat after Bran arrives at the Small Council meeting. (Seat of Power)

68:40 (+1) Davos Seaworth:

Davos reseats himself after Bran arrives at the Small Council meeting. (Basic Seat)

68:43 (+1) Samwell Tarly:

Samwell reseats himself at the Small Council meeting after King Bran's arrival. (Basic Seat)

69:49 (+1) Samwell Tarly:

Samwell reseats himself at the Small Council meeting after King Bran's departure. (Basic Seat)

69:49 (+1) Davos Seaworth:

Davos reseats himself at the Small Council meeting after King Bran's departure. (Basic Seat)

69:51 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:

Davos reseats himself in the Hand's chair at the Small Council meeting after King Bran's departure. (Seat of Power)

Deaths

Episode 5: The Bells

13:42 (+5) Varys:

Varys is executed by Drogon's dragonfire after his plots to betray Daenerys are exposed.

to Tyrion: "I hope I deserve it, truly I do. I hope I'm wrong. Goodbye, old friend." (Death)

Special

Episode 1: Winterfell

6:22 (+3) Varys:

Tyrion, as he and Varys arrive to a frigid Winterfell: "You should consider yourself lucky. At least your balls won't freeze off." (Special)

6:28 (+3) Varys:

Varys: "You take great offense at dwarf jokes, but love telling eunuch jokes. Why is that?"
Tyrion: "Because I have balls... and you don't" (Special)

22:09 (+3) Jon Snow:

Samwell Tarly: "You've never been a bastard." (Special)

29:51 (+3) Davos Seaworth:

Varys (observing banners): "The Karstarks."
Davos: "One of the better sigils. Beats an onion, anyway." (Special)

36:40 (+3) Gendry:

Gendry pours out the crucible of molten dragonglass, using it to cast obsidian arrowheads. (Special)

36:55 (+3) Gendry:

Gendry shows off the huge dragonglass battleaxe he forged. "It isn't easy making a blade that big with dragonglass." (Special)

41:17 (+3) Samwell Tarly:

Sam is reading a book in the Winterfell library as Daenerys and Jorah walk in. (Special)

46:31 (+3) Samwell Tarly:

Sam mentions the book he found out Jon's lineage from: "Bran and I worked it out. I have a High Septon's diary, and Bran has... whatever Bran has." (Special)

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Episode 2: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms

8:29 (+3) Gendry:

Gendry tends to the coals in the forge at Winterfell and starts to hammer a piece of metal. (Special)

41:42 (+3) Gendry:

Gendry delivers the dragonglass spear he forged for Arya. (Special)

54:51 (+3) Jon Snow:

to Daenerys: "So the last thing she did as she bled to death on her birthing bed was give the boy to her brother Ned Stark - to raise as his bastard." (Special)

submitted by nyan (approved!)

Episode 4: The Last of the Starks

37:13 (+3) Jon Snow:

Arya: "You're my brother. Not my half-brother or my bastard brother. My brother." (Special)

49:21 (+3) Samwell Tarly:

Samwell explains the birds and the bees to Jon.

Samwell: "There's only so many books a person can read, so we-"
Gilly: "I'm sure he knows how it happens, Sam." (Special)

61:32 (+3) Varys:

Episode 6: The Iron Throne

36:47 (+3) Jon Snow:

Daenerys: "This is our reason. It has been from the beginning, since you were a little boy with a bastard's name" (Special)

56:37 (+3) Jon Snow:

Jon: "There's still a Night's Watch?"
Tyrion: "The world will always need a home for bastards and broken men." (Special)

67:22 (+3) Samwell Tarly:

Samwell places the tome, "A Song of Ice and Fire" in front of Tyrion at the Small Council meeting.

Tyrion: "What's this?"
Samwell: " A Song of Ice and Fire. Archmaester Ebrose's history of the wars following the death of King Robert. I helped him with the title." (Special)

The Feels

Episode 1: Winterfell

8:24 (+5) Jon Snow:

Jon arrives back home to Winterfell and embraces Bran, as Jon sees him for the first time in 7 seasons.
Jon: "Look at you. You're a man."
Bran: "Almost." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)

16:00 (+5) Jon Snow:

Arya and Jon finally reunite in the Godswood of Winterfell and compare their fancy swords.
Arya: "I'm defending our family. And so is she (Sansa)."
Jon: "I'm her family too."
Arya: "Don't forget that." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)

36:05 (+5) Jon Snow:

After Bran issues a dire warning to everyone that the White Walkers are coming and how they don't have any time for this, Jon and Dany take a romantic getaway to the frost-covered waterfall on dragon-back.
Jon: "It's cold up here for a southern girl."
Dany: "So keep your Queen warm." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)

submitted by kremershell (approved!)

Should also count for Dany -kremershell

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2019 Apr 15
What points would this get? -the_catherine316

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2019 Apr 15
“Heartwarming moments that are so few and far between on the show, as well as a consolation score for the heart-wrenching ones.
Also, a "you done fucked up" score for big regrets (see rulebook for criteria).
+5pts Warm Fuzzy Moment
+1pt Sad Feels
+1pt I've made a huge mistake.”

I would consider it a warm fuzzy moment.
-kremershell

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2019 Apr 15
This whole sequence made me want to vomit but I guess nausea is a feeling... -nyan

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2019 Apr 15 elaine likes this
Hmmmm maaaaaaybe -the_catherine316

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2019 Apr 15
It's clearly a heartwarming moment... No secret political agendas... Just plain true love kiss... -redcatscar

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36:34 (+3) Jon Snow:

As he tries to get his makeout session on with Daenerys, Jon enters a staring contest with Drogon who is watching with great interest. (Ridiculously Funny Moment)

38:22 (+5) Gendry:

Arya and Gendry reunite in the Winterfell forge, and share some banter from their days on the road.
Gendry: "It's not a bad place to grow up, if it wasn't so cold."
Arya: "Stay close to that forge, then."
Gendry: "Is that a command, Lady Stark?"
Arya: "Don't call me that."
Gendry: "As you wish, m'lady." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)

42:22 (+15) Samwell Tarly:

Sam hears the news of the deaths of his father Randyll and brother Dickon from the executioner herself.
Daenerys: "I offered to let him retain his lands and titles if he bent the knee. He refused."
Samwell: "Well at least I'll be allowed home again, now that my brother's the lord."
Daenerys: "Your brother stood with your father." (Sad Feels)

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agree ^ this was an absolutely brutal moment and deserves more than +1 -ryanmcfarlane09

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2019 Apr 15 mlopez, vjdev2015, yarden.s, dlapato like this
Agreed, most heart-wrenching moment of episode 1, should be scored higher -Ser Vincent

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2019 Apr 15 vjdev2015 likes this
Should be more than 1 point -roisin.guargena

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Episode 2: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms

24:38 (+5) Davos Seaworth:

Davos encounters a Northern girl with a scarred face, much like Shireen Baratheon's.

Nothern girl: "Which way should I go?"
Davos: "Which way do you want to go?" (Sad Feels)

34:25 (+5) Jon Snow:

The three remaining Night's Watch members share some banter and reflect on their beginnings.
Samwell: "Think back to where we started. Us, Grenn, Pyp."
Jon: "Now it's just us three."
Edd: "Last man left, burn the rest of us." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)

34:25 (+5) Samwell Tarly:

50:17 (+5) Samwell Tarly:

Jorah receives Heartsbane, the Tarly family sword from Samwell, as a remembrance to his father, the Lord Commander Jeor Mormont.

Samwell: "And I'd love to defend them with it. But I can't really hold it upright. Your father, he taught me how to be a man. How to do what's right. This is right." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)

Episode 3: The Long Night

31:11 (+5) Tyrion Lannister:

Sansa and Tyrion wax nostalgic to their King's Landing days, and all the trials they've endured since

Tyrion: "Maybe we should have stayed married."
Sansa: "You were the best of them." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)

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67:24 (+5) Tyrion Lannister:

As the dead make their way into the Crypts, Sansa and Tyrion hide behind a tomb and share a tender moment. Tyrion kisses her hand as they pull out their weapons and join the fray. (Warm Fuzzy Moment)

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Episode 4: The Last of the Starks

5:25 (+5) Jon Snow:

Jon gives a eulogy to the fallen as the living pay their respects after the Battle of Winterfell.

"We're here to say goodbye to our brothers and sisters. To our fathers and mothers. To our friends.
Our fellow men and women who set aside their differences to fight together and die together so that others might live.
Everyone in this world owes them a debt that can never be repaid.
It is our duty and our honor to keep them alive in memory for those who come after us, and those who come after them, for as long as men draw breath.
They were the shields that guarded the realms of men.
And we shall never see their like again." (Sad Feels)

23:32 (+5) Gendry:

Gendry proposes to Arya.

"I don't know how to be Lord of anything. I hardly know how to use a fork. All I know is that you're beautiful, and I love you, and none of it will be worth anything if you're not with me. So be with me. Be my wife. Be the Lady of Storm's End." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)

37:18 (+5) Jon Snow:

Arya and Sansa stage a family intervention with Jon Snow to bring him back to the Stark side.

Jon: "I've never been a Stark."
Sansa: "You are. You're just as much Ned Stark's child as any of us."
Arya: "You're my brother. Not my half-brother or my bastard brother. My brother." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)

48:32 (+5) Jon Snow:

Jon and Tormund say their final farewells, as Tormund leaves to take the Free Folk home beyond the Wall. (Warm Fuzzy Moment)

49:52 (+5) Jon Snow:

Jon and Sam say their goodbyes at Winterfell.

Sam: "You're the best friend I ever had."
Jon: "You too, Sam." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)

49:52 (+5) Samwell Tarly:

Jon and Sam say their goodbyes at Winterfell.

Sam: "You're the best friend I ever had."
Jon: "You too, Sam." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)

Episode 5: The Bells

12:40 (+5) Tyrion Lannister:

Varys says his last words to Tyrion as he awaits his execution: "I hope I deserve it, truly I do. I hope I'm wrong. Goodbye, old friend." (Sad Feels)

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12:40 (+5) Varys:

Varys says his last words to Tyrion as he awaits his execution: "I hope I deserve it, truly I do. I hope I'm wrong. Goodbye, old friend." (Sad Feels)

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22:30 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:

Tyrion attempts to speak to the Unsullied guards.

"I drink to eat the skull keeper."
"I want to eat the skull keeper."
"I want to see the..."
Unsullied: "-we speak the Common Tongue." (Ridiculously Funny Moment)

26:47 (+15) Tyrion Lannister:

Tyrion frees Jaime and the Lannister brothers say their goodbyes on the eve of the attack on King's Landing.

Tyrion: "You were the only one who didn't treat me like a monster. You were all I had." (Sad Feels)

I rated this one as the Feels of the Week. What did people think? -nyan

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2019 May 13 dneanover likes this
Would be between this, Arya/Hound and Jaime/Cercei for me. Maybe even all three. -conor_finlay

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2019 May 13 okaymkay likes this
This scene was biggest feels for me. Runner up was Arya calling The Hound "Sandor," but really only in the context of their relationship. If you took this episode as a standalone, Tyrion had The Feels hands down -will.reich

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Episode 6: The Iron Throne

11:53 (+5) Tyrion Lannister:

Tyrion discovers the bodies of Jaime and Cersei buried beneath the rubble of the Red Keep. (Sad Feels)

62:50 (+5) Jon Snow:

The Starks share their farewells with Jon Snow before he is exiled off to the Night's Watch. (Warm Fuzzy Moment)

67:15 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:

An exacerbated Tyrion reacts as the Small Council arrives and proceed to rearrange his carefully placed chairs. (Ridiculously Funny Moment)

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67:15 (+3) Davos Seaworth:

Davos drags out and drops one of Tyrion's carefully arranged Small Council chairs to the Hand's exasperation. (Ridiculously Funny Moment)

68:02 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:

Tyrion inquires about how history regards him in the Archmaester Ebrose's new historical tome, "A Song of Ice and Fire" - but is told by Samwell Tarly that he isn't actually mentioned in it. (Ridiculously Funny Moment)

68:02 (+3) Samwell Tarly:

74:43 (+5) Jon Snow:

Ghost receives the long-awaited Pets that were Promised as he reunites with Jon Snow at Castle Black (Warm Fuzzy Moment)

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