Hold my mead and watch this...hey Dragon your brother is a white walker.
How To Train Your Zombie Dragon
Owner: tevery18
31 roto pts (#2)
Z-Score:
0.69 (percentile: 75.49%)
Weeks at #1: 2
Categories won:
Political Wins (93), Insults Delivered / Funny Lines (96), Glasses of Wine Consumed (95), Special (117)
Best Week:
Episode 3: The Long Night
(+8 roto points)
Team MVP:
Wight Army (Extras)
(picked #25,
271 points,
36.77% of team total)
Roster Stats
Roster
| charId | Character | Special |
|---|---|---|
| 23 |
Bronn
|
+1 point when he gives expert critique/advice on fighting strategy |
| 130 |
White Walker (Night King)
|
* Actions of dragons while dragonriding * Wights or White Walker versions of named chars are counted as followers (unless shown to be re-animated by someone else) * Scenes of Winter arriving anywhere south of the Riverlands (inclusive) * works of White Walker art |
| 17 |
Tyrion Lannister
|
* +1 point each time he is denied a drink * +1 point whenever he physically gives someone a coin (or other legal tender) |
| 5 |
Sansa Stark
|
* Lady's actions contribute to her points. * +1 point in every scene she cries |
| 397 |
Wight Army (Extras)
|
* glowing blue eyes (each set) simply staring at human characters without taking action (e.g. not attacking/pursuing) * scores battle victories if featured in on-screen action |
| 72 |
Qyburn
|
* +1 point whenever he receives a new specimen for his experiments * +1 politics point when reporting information from his "little birds" |
| 36 |
Daario Naharis
|
+1 point each time he flirts with Daenerys. |
| 27 |
Podrick Payne
|
+1 point for failed attempts at basic tasks. +1 point for surprising people with how good he is at a task |
Kills
15:32
(+2)
Wight Army (Extras):
A wight leaps onto an Unsullied soldier as the undead crash into the Unsullied front line.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
15:38
(+2)
Wight Army (Extras):
An Unsullied soldier is knocked to the ground as he bleeds out over the snow.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
15:39
(+2)
Wight Army (Extras):
A wight severs the arm of an Unsullied soldier
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
15:40
(+2)
Wight Army (Extras):
A wight rips apart the throat of an an Unsullied soldier with its bare hands
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
15:40
(+2)
Wight Army (Extras):
A wight pushes a sword through the throat of an Unsullied soldier
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
15:41
(+4)
Wight Army (Extras):
Wights gang tackle two Unsullied soldiers from the side
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
15:42
(+2)
Wight Army (Extras):
Wights decapitate an Unsullied soldier as he lays injured on the ground
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
15:58
(+2)
Wight Army (Extras):
A Vale soldier is run through by a wight, after valiantly bashing one to bits with his shield.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
16:01
(+2)
Podrick Payne:
Podrick gets a quick stab on a wight that charges him.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
16:02
(+2)
Wight Army (Extras):
The wights slash another Northern soldier in the throat.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
16:03
(+2)
Wight Army (Extras):
A wight eats the face of a chainmailed soldier on the ground.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
16:51
(+2)
Wight Army (Extras):
A chainmail-clad wight pulls down a screaming Northern soldier.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
18:09
(+2)
Podrick Payne:
Podrick home run swings a wight into pieces with his dragonglass blade.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
19:08
(+4)
Podrick Payne:
Podrick runs through a wight with his sword, and slashes another on its side.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
19:51
(+10)
Wight Army (Extras):
A wight runs a sword through the back of Eddison Tollet moments after he rescues Samwell Tarly.
(Kill of Named Character)
24:41
(+2)
Wight Army (Extras):
A wight lunges onto a soldier as the Northern forces make their hasty retreat back to Winterfell.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
26:02
(+2)
Wight Army (Extras):
A wight gets very stabby with a Northern soldier on the ground.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
26:50
(+6)
Wight Army (Extras):
Wights tackle the three Winterfell torch runners before they can make it to light the trenches.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
37:35
(+4)
Wight Army (Extras):
The wights begin to breach the defenses at the wall, knocking over one defender and lunging atop another screaming Northern soldier.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
37:43
(+8)
Wight Army (Extras):
The Wight Army overtakes the wall, mauling 4 of its defenders and forcing the heroes to make a retreat.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
37:52
(+4)
Wight Army (Extras):
The wights jump two more Northern soldiers, dragging one of them across the ramparts and down to the zombie mosh pit below.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
38:53
(+10)
Wight Army (Extras):
After overrunning the castle wall, the wights descend onto the courtyard, massacring the first group of Northern soldiers they encounter.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
38:55
(+4)
Wight Army (Extras):
A hero wight manages to cut down two Northern soldiers on its own.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
39:04
(+2)
Wight Army (Extras):
A wight corners a Norther soldier and stabs him repeatedly in the stomach.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
39:21
(+6)
Wight Army (Extras):
Wights begin overrunning the inner courtyard at Winterfell, tackling or slashing at 3 Northern soldiers.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
39:25
(+2)
Wight Army (Extras):
The wights run a Northern soldier off a sloping roof adjoining the Winterfell walls.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
39:34
(+2)
Wight Army (Extras):
A wight stabs a Northern soldier through the throat.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
39:36
(+2)
Wight Army (Extras):
Wights impale a Northern soldier onto the dragonglass-barbed Czech hedgehog, forming a safe platform for them to overrun the defense.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
40:31
(+4)
Wight Army (Extras):
Wights jump the courtyard and cut down two Mormont soldiers.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
51:52
(+10)
Wight Army (Extras):
Beric blocks the doorway for a few moments as the wights finish him off in one of the most intense TSA frisk checks of all time.
(Kill of Named Character)
The Night King rides Viserion as he slashes at Rhaegal's breast, ripping off several of his scales as the dragons engage in an aerial dogfight.
(Major Injury of Named Character)
61:52
(+2)
Wight Army (Extras):
The wights break into the crypts, dragging a girl into the darkness of one of the vaults.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
62:02
(+2)
Wight Army (Extras):
A girl trips in the crypts and is dragged into the bokeh as the wights attack.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
62:18
(+2)
Wight Army (Extras):
An Iroborn is tackled by a wight in the Godswood.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
63:19
(+5)
Wight Army (Extras):
Taking advantage of a prolonged landing, the horde of wights descend on Drogon, stabbing him all over as he attempts to fly away.
(Major Injury of Named Character)
65:04
(+2)
Wight Army (Extras):
A wight kills a Nothern soldier in the hallway moments before he is killed by Jon Snow.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
65:30
(+10)
Wight Army (Extras):
As the Ironborn make their last stand in the Godswood, the wights take them down one by one.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
66:19
(+4)
Wight Army (Extras):
The wight eats the faces off of two people as they flood the Winterfell crypts.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
67:51
(+4)
Podrick Payne:
As Brienne and Jaimie are tied up against the wall, Podrick's hands are free and he continues to hack away at the wight horde, scoring two kills.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
68:16
(+2)
Wight Army (Extras):
The wights bash in a woman against a statue in the Winterfell crypts.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
68:19
(+2)
Wight Army (Extras):
A wight chases down a mother and her two children and nabs the slower one that is less important to her in the crypts of Winterfell.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
72:15
(+10)
White Walker (Night King):
The Night King dodges the naïve spear charge by Theon, breaking the weapon in half and stabbing Theon through the stomach with the broken stick.
(Kill of Named Character)
77:55
(+10)
Wight Army (Extras):
After facing an onslaught of wights converging on Daenerys, Jorah succumbs to his wounds, having successfully defended his Queen.
(Kill of Named Character)
submitted by brendan.hamme (approved!)
78:00
(+1)
Wight Army (Extras):
End-of-battle tally: minor injuries to Jon Snow throughout the battle
(Minor Injury of Named Character)
78:00
(+1)
Wight Army (Extras):
End-of-battle tally: minor injuries to Brienne of Tarth throughout the battle
(Minor Injury of Named Character)
78:00
(+1)
Wight Army (Extras):
End-of-battle tally: minor injuries to Tormund Giantsbane throughout the battle
(Minor Injury of Named Character)
78:00
(+1)
Wight Army (Extras):
End-of-battle tally: minor injuries to Sandor Clegane throughout the battle
(Minor Injury of Named Character)
78:00
(+1)
Wight Army (Extras):
End-of-battle tally: minor injuries to Gendry throughout the battle
(Minor Injury of Named Character)
78:00
(+1)
Wight Army (Extras):
End-of-battle tally: minor injuries to Podrick Payne throughout the battle
(Minor Injury of Named Character)
78:00
(+1)
Wight Army (Extras):
End-of-battle tally: minor injuries to Grey Worm throughout the battle
(Minor Injury of Named Character)
78:00
(+1)
Wight Army (Extras):
End-of-battle tally: minor injuries to Samwell Tarly throughout the battle
(Minor Injury of Named Character)
Political Wins
Tormund and the Night's Watch discovers the grisly scene at the Last Hearth, where the White Walkers have massacred the inhabits.
(Victorious Battle)
Tormund and the Night's Watch discovers the grisly scene at the Last Hearth, where the White Walkers have massacred the inhabits.
(Acquire a New Castle/City/Army/Loot)
Qyburn gifts Bronn the crossbow used by Tyrion to murder Tywin Lannister, as Bronn is sent on a mission to assassinate the Lannister brothers.
(New Weapon)
The Night King has Ned Umber reanimated as a wight in the ruins of the Last Hearth.
(New Follower/Prisoner)
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23:25
(+3)
Sansa Stark:
Theon returns North and pledges his services to Sansa. "I want to fight for Winterfell, Lady Sansa. If you'll have me."
(New Follower/Prisoner)
14:06
(+3)
Wight Army (Extras):
The Wight Army routs Jorah Mormont's cavalry charge with the Dothraki horde, winning the initial skirmish outside the walls of Winterfell.
(Victorious Battle)
29:35
(+3)
Wight Army (Extras):
The Wight Army wins the second phase of the battle, pushing the Northern armies to retreat back within Winterfell and slaughtering almost all of the Unsullied defenders.
(Victorious Battle)
The Army of the Dead wins the third phase of the battle, overrunning the Winterfall walls and reaching the interior of the castle.
(Victorious Battle)
42:28
(+3)
Wight Army (Extras):
The Army of the Dead wins the third phase of the battle, overrunning the Winterfall walls and reaching the interior of the castle.
(Victorious Battle)
After he notices an decidedly unstealthy Jon trying to sneak up on his back, the Night King raises all of the dead bodies surrounding Jon to become a new wight army.
(Acquire a New Castle/City/Army/Loot)
59:25
(+3)
Wight Army (Extras):
The Wight Army's numbers multiply as they add the dead Dothraki, Unsullied, and Northern armies to their ranks.
(Acquire a New Castle/City/Army/Loot)
The Night King reanimates Lyanna Mormont as an undead wight.
(New Follower/Prisoner)
The Night King reanimates Qhono as an undead wight.
(New Follower/Prisoner)
The Night King reanimates Eddison Tollet as an undead wight.
(New Follower/Prisoner)
33:53
(+3)
Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion and Jon convince Daenerys to take a more cautioned approach to the war and lay siege to King's Landing instead of destroying it.
Daenerys: "No matter how many lords turn against her, as long as she sits on the Iron Throne, she can call herself Queen of the Seven Kingdoms. We need the capital."
Tyrion: "I watched the people of King's Landing rebel against their king when they were hungry, and that was before winter began. Give them the opportunity and they will cast Cersei aside."
Jon: "We'll surround the city. If the Iron Fleet tries to ferry in more food, the dragons will destroy them. If the Lannisters and the Golden Company attack, we'll defeat them in the field."
Tyrion: "Once the people see that Cersei is our only enemy, her reign is over." (Convincing Argument)
Daenerys: "No matter how many lords turn against her, as long as she sits on the Iron Throne, she can call herself Queen of the Seven Kingdoms. We need the capital."
Tyrion: "I watched the people of King's Landing rebel against their king when they were hungry, and that was before winter began. Give them the opportunity and they will cast Cersei aside."
Jon: "We'll surround the city. If the Iron Fleet tries to ferry in more food, the dragons will destroy them. If the Lannisters and the Golden Company attack, we'll defeat them in the field."
Tyrion: "Once the people see that Cersei is our only enemy, her reign is over." (Convincing Argument)
38:17
(+3)
Sansa Stark:
Arya and Sansa learn of Jon Snow's true heritage as a secret Targaryen and heir to the Iron Throne.
(Secret Discovery)
46:50
(+3)
Sansa Stark:
Sansa breaks her promise to Jon, divulging his secret heritage to Tyrion Lannister. "What if there's someone else? Someone better?"
(Act of Betrayal)
46:50
(+3)
Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion learns of Jon's heritage as a secret Targaryen and claimant to the Iron Throne through Sansa.
(Secret Discovery)
22:58
(+3)
Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion speaks his way past the Unsullied guards stationed outside of Jaime's tent
Unsullied: "We have orders to guard the prisoner."
Tyrion: "Ordered by whom, the Queen herself?"
Unsullied: "No."
Tyrion: "Well, in that case, as Hand of the Queen, I outrank whomever gave your order, probably by quite a lot." (Convincing Argument)
Unsullied: "We have orders to guard the prisoner."
Tyrion: "Ordered by whom, the Queen herself?"
Unsullied: "No."
Tyrion: "Well, in that case, as Hand of the Queen, I outrank whomever gave your order, probably by quite a lot." (Convincing Argument)
25:57
(+3)
Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion convinces Jaime to undertake the covert mission to smuggle Cersei out of King's Landing and escape to a new life.
"Do it. If you don't, you'll never see Cersei again." (Convincing Argument)
"Do it. If you don't, you'll never see Cersei again." (Convincing Argument)
26:21
(+3)
Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion unlocks Jaime's chains and frees him, sending him on a covert mission to rescue Cersei and end the war before Daenerys destroys the city.
"Tens of thousands of innocent lives. One not particularly innocent dwarf. Seems like a fair trade." (Act of Betrayal)
"Tens of thousands of innocent lives. One not particularly innocent dwarf. Seems like a fair trade." (Act of Betrayal)
28:41
(+3)
Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion convinces Jon to betray Daenerys for the good of the realm. "It's a terrible thing I'm asking. It's also the right thing."
(Convincing Argument)
46:35
(+3)
Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion successfully deflects Grey Worm from discussing his fate by dangling a juicy power struggle in front of the Lords of Westeros instead.
Grey Worm: "You are not here to speak! Everyone has heard enough words from you."
Tyrion: "You're right. And no one's any better for it. But it's not for you to decide. Jon committed his crime here. His fate is for our king to decide. Or our queen."
Lord Royce: "We don't have a king or queen."
Tyrion: "You're the most powerful people in Westeros. Choose one." (Convincing Argument)
Grey Worm: "You are not here to speak! Everyone has heard enough words from you."
Tyrion: "You're right. And no one's any better for it. But it's not for you to decide. Jon committed his crime here. His fate is for our king to decide. Or our queen."
Lord Royce: "We don't have a king or queen."
Tyrion: "You're the most powerful people in Westeros. Choose one." (Convincing Argument)
49:43
(+3)
Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion is succesful in his nomination of Bran Stark for King of Westeros.
"I've had nothing to do but think these past few weeks. About our bloody history. About the mistakes we've made. What unites people? Armies? Gold? Flags? Stories. There's nothing in the world more powerful than a good story. Nothing can stop it. No enemy can defeat it. And who has a better story than Bran the Broken?" (Convincing Argument)
"I've had nothing to do but think these past few weeks. About our bloody history. About the mistakes we've made. What unites people? Armies? Gold? Flags? Stories. There's nothing in the world more powerful than a good story. Nothing can stop it. No enemy can defeat it. And who has a better story than Bran the Broken?" (Convincing Argument)
54:18
(+3)
Sansa Stark:
Sansa defies the rule of Bran Stark and proclaims that the North will secede from the Seven Kingdoms.
"...tens of thousands of Northmen fell in the Great War defending all of Westeros. And those who survived have seen too much and fought too hard ever to kneel again. The North will remain an independent kingdom, as it was for thousands of years." (Executive Decision)
"...tens of thousands of Northmen fell in the Great War defending all of Westeros. And those who survived have seen too much and fought too hard ever to kneel again. The North will remain an independent kingdom, as it was for thousands of years." (Executive Decision)
69:19
(+3)
Podrick Payne:
Brienne refers to the newly-knighted Ser Podrick Payne as he arrives to wheel Bran out of the Small Council meeting.
(New Title)
Bronn is revealed as Lord of Highgarden and Master of Coin at the Small Council meeting.
Tyrion: "Ser Bronn of the Blackwater, Lord of Highgarden, Lord Paramount of the Reach and Master of Coin, would you say the crown's debt to you has been paid?"
Bronn: "In full, my Lord Hand." (New Title)
Tyrion: "Ser Bronn of the Blackwater, Lord of Highgarden, Lord Paramount of the Reach and Master of Coin, would you say the crown's debt to you has been paid?"
Bronn: "In full, my Lord Hand." (New Title)
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
6:22
(+3)
Tyrion Lannister:
to Varys as they arrive in a frigid Winterfell: "You should consider yourself lucky. At least your balls won't freeze off."
(Funny Line)
14:05
(+3)
Sansa Stark:
Tyrion: "Last time we spoke was at Joffrey's wedding. Miserable affair."
Sansa: "It had its moments." (Funny Line)
Sansa: "It had its moments." (Funny Line)
15:12
(+3)
Sansa Stark:
to Tyrion, for thinking Cersei would honor the agreement to support them with the Lannister Army: "I used to think you were the cleverest man alive."
(Witty Insult)
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as Qyburn gifts him the crossbow used by Tyrion to kill Tywin Lannister
Qyburn: "She (Cersei) has a keen sense of poetic justice."
Bronn: "That fucking family..." (Funny Line)
Qyburn: "She (Cersei) has a keen sense of poetic justice."
Bronn: "That fucking family..." (Funny Line)
29:51
(+3)
Tyrion Lannister:
Varys (observing banners): "The Karstarks."
Tyrion: "One of the better sigils. Beats an onion, anyway." (Funny Line)
Tyrion: "One of the better sigils. Beats an onion, anyway." (Funny Line)
30:59
(+3)
Tyrion Lannister:
Varys: "Jon and Daenerys don't want to listen to lonely old men."
Tyrion: "I'm not that old... not as old as him (Davos Seaworth)." (Funny Line)
Tyrion: "I'm not that old... not as old as him (Davos Seaworth)." (Funny Line)
12:40
(+3)
Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion comments on the Lannister brothers reunion as they are spat upon by Northerners.
"Well, here we are... together again. And the masses rejoice." (Funny Line)
"Well, here we are... together again. And the masses rejoice." (Funny Line)
13:41
(+3)
Tyrion Lannister:
Jaime: "Don't be too hard on yourself. She fooled me more than anybody."
Tyrion: "She never fooled you. You always knew exactly what she was. And you loved her anyway." (Witty Insult)
Tyrion: "She never fooled you. You always knew exactly what she was. And you loved her anyway." (Witty Insult)
14:06
(+3)
Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion: "So, we're going to die. At Winterfell. Not the death I would've chosen. I always pictured myself dying in my own bed, at the age of 80, with a belly fully of wine and a [in unison with Jaime] girl's mouth around my cock."
(Funny Line)
30:43
(+3)
Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion: "You've had a strange journey."
Bran: "Stranger than most."
Tyrion: "I'd like to hear about it.
Bran: "It's a long story."
Tyrion: "If only we were in a castle, in the middle of winter with nowhere to go." (Funny Line)
Bran: "Stranger than most."
Tyrion: "I'd like to hear about it.
Bran: "It's a long story."
Tyrion: "If only we were in a castle, in the middle of winter with nowhere to go." (Funny Line)
34:58
(+3)
Tyrion Lannister:
to Jaime: "I wish father were here. I would love to see the look on his face when he realizes his two sons are about to die defending Winterfell."
(Funny Line)
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36:17
(+3)
Tyrion Lannister:
Brienne: "We didn't meant to interrupt, we were just looking for someplace warm to-"
Tyrion: "-to contemplate your imminent death. You've come to the right place." (Funny Line)
Tyrion: "-to contemplate your imminent death. You've come to the right place." (Funny Line)
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30:34
(+3)
Tyrion Lannister:
"You might be surprised at the lengths I'd go to avoid joining the Army of the Dead. I could think of no organization less suited to my talents."
(Funny Line)
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31:11
(+3)
Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion: "Maybe we should have stayed married."
Sansa: "You were the best of them."
Tyrion: "What a terrifying thought." (Funny Line)
Sansa: "You were the best of them."
Tyrion: "What a terrifying thought." (Funny Line)
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21:27
(+3)
Sansa Stark:
Sansa: "... he got what he deserved. I gave it to him."
Sandor: "How?"
Sansa: "Hounds." (Funny Line)
Sandor: "How?"
Sansa: "Hounds." (Funny Line)
38:50
(+3)
Tyrion Lannister:
ribbing Jaime on his new dedication to Brienne: "I'm happy. I'm happy that you're happy. I'm happy that you'll finally have to climb for it."
(Funny Line)
38:53
(+3)
Tyrion Lannister:
ribbing Jaime on his new dedication to Brienne: "Do you know how long I've waited to tell tall-person jokes?"
(Funny Line)
Bronn comments after hearing of Jaime's relationship with Brienne.
"I knew you were fucking her. A pair of tall, blond toffs. Must be like looking in the mirror." (Witty Insult)
"I knew you were fucking her. A pair of tall, blond toffs. Must be like looking in the mirror." (Witty Insult)
Tyrion: "You're a knight, thanks to me."
Bronn: "Thanks to me. And that title's worth as much as a blond hair from your brother's ballsack." (Witty Insult)
Bronn: "Thanks to me. And that title's worth as much as a blond hair from your brother's ballsack." (Witty Insult)
Tyrion: "You broke my nose!"
Bronn: "I did not break your nose."
Tyrion: "How do you know?"
Bronn: "Because I've been breaking noses since I was your size, and I know what it sounds like." (Funny Line)
Bronn: "I did not break your nose."
Tyrion: "How do you know?"
Bronn: "Because I've been breaking noses since I was your size, and I know what it sounds like." (Funny Line)
Tyrion: "May I speak?
Bronn: "Why not? Only death will shut you up." (Witty Insult)
Bronn: "Why not? Only death will shut you up." (Witty Insult)
Jaime: "Highgarden will never belong to a cutthroat."
Bronn: "Who were your ancestors, the ones who made your family rich? Fancy lads in silk? They were fucking cutthroats.
That's how all the great houses started, isn't it? With a hard bastard who was good at killing people. Kill a few hundred people, they make you a lord. Kill a few thousand, they make you king. And then all your cocksucking grandsons can ruin the family with their cocksucking ways." (Funny Line)
Bronn: "Who were your ancestors, the ones who made your family rich? Fancy lads in silk? They were fucking cutthroats.
That's how all the great houses started, isn't it? With a hard bastard who was good at killing people. Kill a few hundred people, they make you a lord. Kill a few thousand, they make you king. And then all your cocksucking grandsons can ruin the family with their cocksucking ways." (Funny Line)
44:34
(+3)
Tyrion Lannister:
to Sansa: "My Lady. [long pause] ...'My Lord' is the standard response."
(Funny Line)
61:32
(+3)
Tyrion Lannister:
Varys: "He (Jon Snow) is a man, which makes him more appealing to the lords of Westeros, whose support we are going to need."
Tyrion: "Joffrey was a man. I don't think a cock is a true qualification, as I'm sure you'd agree." (Witty Insult)
Tyrion: "Joffrey was a man. I don't think a cock is a true qualification, as I'm sure you'd agree." (Witty Insult)
22:30
(+3)
Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion attempts to speak to the Unsullied guards.
"I drink to eat the skull keeper."
"I want to eat the skull keeper."
"I want to see the..."
Unsullied: "-we speak the Common Tongue." (Funny Line)
"I drink to eat the skull keeper."
"I want to eat the skull keeper."
"I want to see the..."
Unsullied: "-we speak the Common Tongue." (Funny Line)
22:01
(+3)
Tyrion Lannister:
"I suppose there's a crude kind of justice. I betrayed my closest friend and watched him burn. Now Varys's ashes can tell my ashes: See, I told you."
(Funny Line)
47:44
(+3)
Sansa Stark:
Edmure Tully: "I suppose this is the most important moment of our lives. What we decide today will reverberate through the annals of history. I stand before you as one of the senior lords in the country. A veteran of two wars. And I like to think my experience has led to some small skill in statecraft - and underst-
Sansa: "Uncle? Please sit." (Witty Insult)
Sansa: "Uncle? Please sit." (Witty Insult)
58:18
(+3)
Tyrion Lannister:
Jon: "I don't expect we'll ever see each other again."
Tyrion: "I wouldn't be so sure. A few years as Hand of the King would make anyone want to piss off the edge of the world." (Funny Line)
Tyrion: "I wouldn't be so sure. A few years as Hand of the King would make anyone want to piss off the edge of the world." (Funny Line)
Bronn: "The Master of Coin looks forward to helping the Master of Ships, but first he has to ensure we're not wasting coin, or soon there won't be no more coin."
Davos: "Any more."
Bronn: "You Master of Grammar now too?" (Witty Insult)
Davos: "Any more."
Bronn: "You Master of Grammar now too?" (Witty Insult)
Bronn: "Oh, speaking of builders, all the best brothels burned down. The Master of Coin is willing to fund reconstruction."
(Funny Line)
Samwell: "...the Archmaester is less than enthusiastic about the salutary effects of brothels."
Bronn: "Well I imagine he isn't using them properly." (Witty Insult)
Bronn: "Well I imagine he isn't using them properly." (Witty Insult)
71:10
(+3)
Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion: "I once brought a jackass and a honeycomb into a brothel."
(Funny Line)
Glasses of Wine Consumed
34:50
(+5)
Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion drinks in front of the fireplace at Winterfell as he chats with Jaime. "I wish father were here."
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
36:41
(+5)
Podrick Payne:
Podrick gulps down the overflowing full cup of wine poured by Tyrion.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
51:10
(+5)
Podrick Payne:
Podrick drinks the last of his cup after Davos declares, "we're out of wine."
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
20:51
(+5)
Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion takes a swig from his wineskin after he realizes he has nothing to say to Sansa in the Winterfell crypts.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
30:45
(+5)
Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion drinks from his second wineskin as Varys and Sansa tell him to give up hope of venturing upstairs and being useful for the battle.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
49:12
(+5)
Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion drinks some liquid courage from his wineskin as the wights come bashing through to the crypt level.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
9:02
(+5)
Sansa Stark:
Sansa drinks from her cup at the head table as the awkward family dinner commences.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
9:50
(+5)
Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion drinks in the far background as Gendry scoots his way up the aisle.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
9:50
(+5)
Podrick Payne:
Podrick drinks from his cup as Gendry makes his way through the aisle.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
9:53
(+5)
Sansa Stark:
Sansa stuffs her face with another cup as Gendry scoots his way down the aisle.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
13:22
(+5)
Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion refills and drinks at the the refill station as he and Davos discuss the political drama to come. "We may have defeated them, but we still have us to contend with."
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
15:30
(+5)
Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion drinks at the table with Jaime and Brienne as they kick off their drinking game of guesses.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
17:50
(+5)
Tyrion Lannister:
Brienne tells Tyrion he is wrong about his guess, and he is forced to drink.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
18:25
(+5)
Podrick Payne:
Podrick does a nervous drink as Tyrion guesses that Brienne is a virgin at the Feast of Winterfell.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
39:01
(+5)
Tyrion Lannister:
Jaime and Tyrion drink after toasting to Jaime's new relationship with Brienne. "To climbing mountains."
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
Bronn has a sip from Tyrion's tasty beverage as he holds both of the Lannister brothers at bay with a crossbow.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
52:18
(+5)
Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion drinks in the ship's cabin while discussing the issue of Jon Snow's parentage with Varys.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
61:30
(+5)
Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion drinks in the throne room at Dragonstone as he and Varys discuss how to reign in Daenerys.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
Acts of Intercourse
Bronn gets started with one of the trio of whores in his chambers, but is interrupted by Qyburn before he can complete the triple-bird score.
(Act of Intercourse)
20:47
(+10)
Podrick Payne:
Podrick has a girl in hand and chats up another Northern beauty before all three abscond into a dark corner of Winterfell.
(Act of Intercourse)
A Game of Thrones
9:53
(+1)
Sansa Stark:
Sansa sits at the head of the table alongside Jon Snow as they host the Northern Lords at Winterfell.
(Basic Seat)
9:53
(+1)
Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion sits at the head table to the side of Sansa and Jon Snow, as they host the Northern Lords at Winterfell.
(Basic Seat)
Bronn sits down to get dressed and put his boots on after Qyburn interrupts his session with Marei and the other whores.
(Basic Seat)
39:21
(+1)
Sansa Stark:
Sansa sits in her chambers as she discusses the cowardice of Robbet Glover, who is not sending his troops.
(Basic Seat)
4:29
(+1)
Sansa Stark:
Sansa is seated at the head table in Winterfell as the court interrogates Jaime Lannister.
(Basic Seat)
18:38
(+1)
Sansa Stark:
Sansa sits with Lord Royce as they discuss what to do with the gates for the upcoming battle. "Keep them open for as long as you can, there are still people coming in from the countryside."
(Basic Seat)
30:43
(+1)
Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion sits down to hear Bran's story.
Bran: "It's a long story."
Tyrion: "If only we were in a castle, in the middle of winter with nowhere to go." (Basic Seat)
Bran: "It's a long story."
Tyrion: "If only we were in a castle, in the middle of winter with nowhere to go." (Basic Seat)
34:50
(+1)
Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion sits in a chair by the fireplace at Winterfell, chatting with Jaime. "I wish father were here."
(Basic Seat)
51:06
(+1)
Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion sits as Davos declares "we're out of wine" to the fireplace crew.
(Basic Seat)
51:10
(+1)
Podrick Payne:
Podrick is sitting as Davos declares "we're out of wine" to the fireplace crew.
(Basic Seat)
8:54
(+1)
Sansa Stark:
Sansa sits at the head table during the celebratory feast at Winterfell.
(Basic Seat)
8:54
(+1)
Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion sits at the head table during the celebratory feast at Winterfell.
(Basic Seat)
38:29
(+1)
Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion sits with Jaime in front of a fireplace in Winterfell, as Tyrion ribs Jaime on his newfound romance with Brienne.
(Basic Seat)
Bronn takes a seat with his hostages as he negotiates with Tyrion and Jaime at crossbow-point.
(Basic Seat)
51:31
(+1)
Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion sits with Varys in the cabin below deck, discussing the secret of Jon's parentage.
(Basic Seat)
44:12
(+1)
Sansa Stark:
Sansa is seated as the Lords and Ladies of Westeros meet in the Dragonpit for Tyrion Lannister's trial.
(Basic Seat)
55:11
(+1)
Sansa Stark:
Sansa sits back down after the Lords rise to anoint Bran Stark as King of Six Kingdoms.
(Basic Seat)
66:08
(+3)
Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion tries out his seat in the Hand's chair before the Small Council meeting begins.
(Seat of Power)
67:01
(+3)
Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion hurriedly sits back into the Hand's chair as he hears the Small Council members enter the room.
(Seat of Power)
Bronn is seated at the Small Council meeting as Tyrion reviews Archmaester Ebrose's historical tome, "A Song of Ice and Fire"
(Basic Seat)
68:39
(+3)
Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion returns to the Hand's seat after Bran arrives at the Small Council meeting.
(Seat of Power)
Bronn reseats himself after Bran arrives at the Small Council meeting.
(Basic Seat)
Bronn reseats himself at the Small Council meeting after King Bran's departure.
(Basic Seat)
69:51
(+3)
Tyrion Lannister:
Davos reseats himself in the Hand's chair at the Small Council meeting after King Bran's departure.
(Seat of Power)
75:31
(+3)
Sansa Stark:
Sansa takes her throne in the Winterfell Great Hall as Queen in the North
(Seat of Power)
Deaths
The Night King shatters after Arya lands a hit to its stomach with her Valyrian steel dagger.
(Death)
Special
Ned Umber is impaled on the wall of his keep, surrounded by a spiral of bloody body parts.
(Special)
submitted by nyan (approved!)
15:42
(+3)
Podrick Payne:
Podrick impresses in a sparring session on the training grounds at Winterfell.
Jaime: "He's come a long way."
Brienne: "He's alright. Still has a lot to learn." (Special)
Jaime: "He's come a long way."
Brienne: "He's alright. Still has a lot to learn." (Special)
submitted by nyan (approved!)
23:25
(+3)
Sansa Stark:
Sansa eyes well up as Theon arrives to Winterfell with the Ironborn to pledge his services.
(Special)
submitted by olinnbroderick3 (approved!)
51:37
(+3)
Podrick Payne:
After he gets passed over by the group as Tyrion Lannister entreats a song, Podrick surprises the group with his rich and moving rendition of the ballad, "Jenny of Oldstones".
(Special)
submitted by coreymarkhembree (approved!)
19:58
(+3)
Wight Army (Extras):
The wight who killed Eddison Tollet stares back at Sam with its blue eyes, and Sam runs in terror
(Special)
29:26
(+54)
Wight Army (Extras):
After Melisandre lights the trench, 18 wights stare back through the flames with their glowing blue eyes.
(Special)
submitted by brendan.hamme (approved!)
47:16
(+3)
Wight Army (Extras):
A wight continues to stare at Arya with its blue eyes after being stabbed in the library.
(Special)
59:45
(+21)
Wight Army (Extras):
The dead stare back at Jon as the Night King raises them back up.
(Special)
72:56
(+21)
Wight Army (Extras):
Seven sets of blue eyes stare through the weirwood tree to watch as Theon makes his final spear charge against the Night King
(Special)
23:06
(+3)
Sansa Stark:
Sansa cries over Theon's body as the Northern forces pay their respects to the dead after the Battle of Winterfell.
(Special)
The Feels
23:25
(+5)
Sansa Stark:
Sansa and Theon share a heartfelt hug as he returns to the North with his Ironborn.
"I want to fight for Winterfell, Lady Sansa. If you'll have me." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)
"I want to fight for Winterfell, Lady Sansa. If you'll have me." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)
51:00
(+5)
Podrick Payne:
Podrick delivers a heartfelt rendition of the ballad, "Jenny of Oldstones":
"High in the halls of the Kings who are gone
Jenny would dance with her ghosts
The ones she had lost and the ones she had found
And the ones who had loved her the most
The ones who'd been gone for so very long
She couldn't remember their names
They spun her around on the damp old stones
Spun away all her sorrow and pain
And she never wanted to leave
Never wanted to leave...
Never wanted to leave...
Never wanted to leave...
Never wanted to leave...
Never wanted to leave..." (Sad Feels)
"High in the halls of the Kings who are gone
Jenny would dance with her ghosts
The ones she had lost and the ones she had found
And the ones who had loved her the most
The ones who'd been gone for so very long
She couldn't remember their names
They spun her around on the damp old stones
Spun away all her sorrow and pain
And she never wanted to leave
Never wanted to leave...
Never wanted to leave...
Never wanted to leave...
Never wanted to leave...
Never wanted to leave..." (Sad Feels)
31:11
(+5)
Sansa Stark:
Sansa and Tyrion wax nostalgic to their King's Landing days, and all the trials they've endured since
Tyrion: "Maybe we should have stayed married."
Sansa: "You were the best of them." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)
Tyrion: "Maybe we should have stayed married."
Sansa: "You were the best of them." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)
submitted by brendan.hamme (approved!)
31:11
(+5)
Tyrion Lannister:
Sansa and Tyrion wax nostalgic to their King's Landing days, and all the trials they've endured since
Tyrion: "Maybe we should have stayed married."
Sansa: "You were the best of them." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)
Tyrion: "Maybe we should have stayed married."
Sansa: "You were the best of them." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)
submitted by okaymkay (approved!)
67:24
(+5)
Sansa Stark:
As the dead make their way into the Crypts, Sansa and Tyrion hide behind a tomb and share a tender moment. Tyrion kisses her hand as they pull out their weapons and join the fray.
(Warm Fuzzy Moment)
submitted by brendan.hamme (approved!)
67:24
(+5)
Tyrion Lannister:
As the dead make their way into the Crypts, Sansa and Tyrion hide behind a tomb and share a tender moment. Tyrion kisses her hand as they pull out their weapons and join the fray.
(Warm Fuzzy Moment)
submitted by okaymkay (approved!)
4:30
(+5)
Sansa Stark:
Sansa grieves over the body of Theon Greyjoy as the forces at Winterfell gather to honor the dead. She leaves him with her Stark brooch before lighting the funeral pyre.
(Sad Feels)
22:07
(+5)
Sansa Stark:
Sandor Clegane and Sansa talk about their long journeys and roads not taken.
Sandor: " You've changed, Little Bird. None of it would have happened if you'd left King's Landing with me. No Littlefinger, no Ramsay none of it."
Sansa: "Without Littlefinger, and Ramsay, and the rest... I would have stayed a Little Bird all my life." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)
Sandor: " You've changed, Little Bird. None of it would have happened if you'd left King's Landing with me. No Littlefinger, no Ramsay none of it."
Sansa: "Without Littlefinger, and Ramsay, and the rest... I would have stayed a Little Bird all my life." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)
37:18
(+5)
Sansa Stark:
Arya and Sansa stage a family intervention with Jon Snow to bring him back to the Stark side.
Jon: "I've never been a Stark."
Sansa: "You are. You're just as much Ned Stark's child as any of us."
Arya: "You're my brother. Not my half-brother or my bastard brother. My brother." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)
Jon: "I've never been a Stark."
Sansa: "You are. You're just as much Ned Stark's child as any of us."
Arya: "You're my brother. Not my half-brother or my bastard brother. My brother." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)
12:40
(+5)
Tyrion Lannister:
Varys says his last words to Tyrion as he awaits his execution: "I hope I deserve it, truly I do. I hope I'm wrong. Goodbye, old friend."
(Sad Feels)
submitted by nyan (approved!)
22:30
(+3)
Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion attempts to speak to the Unsullied guards.
"I drink to eat the skull keeper."
"I want to eat the skull keeper."
"I want to see the..."
Unsullied: "-we speak the Common Tongue." (Ridiculously Funny Moment)
"I drink to eat the skull keeper."
"I want to eat the skull keeper."
"I want to see the..."
Unsullied: "-we speak the Common Tongue." (Ridiculously Funny Moment)
26:47
(+15)
Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion frees Jaime and the Lannister brothers say their goodbyes on the eve of the attack on King's Landing.
Tyrion: "You were the only one who didn't treat me like a monster. You were all I had." (Sad Feels)
Tyrion: "You were the only one who didn't treat me like a monster. You were all I had." (Sad Feels)
11:53
(+5)
Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion discovers the bodies of Jaime and Cersei buried beneath the rubble of the Red Keep.
(Sad Feels)
61:10
(+5)
Sansa Stark:
The Starks share their farewells with Jon Snow before he is exiled off to the Night's Watch.
Sansa: "But they (the North) lost their King."
Jon: "Ned Stark's daughter will speak for them. She's the best they could ask for." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)
Sansa: "But they (the North) lost their King."
Jon: "Ned Stark's daughter will speak for them. She's the best they could ask for." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)
67:15
(+3)
Tyrion Lannister:
An exacerbated Tyrion reacts as the Small Council arrives and proceed to rearrange his carefully placed chairs.
(Ridiculously Funny Moment)
Bronn drags one of Tyrion's carefully arranged Small Council chairs to the Hand's exasperation.
(Ridiculously Funny Moment)
68:02
(+3)
Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion inquires about how history regards him in the Archmaester Ebrose's new historical tome, "A Song of Ice and Fire" - but is told by Samwell Tarly that he isn't actually mentioned in it.
(Ridiculously Funny Moment)