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A Storm of Semen
Owner: xdkidd13
4-2, 24 roto pts (#1)
Z-Score:
1.162 (percentile: 87.74%)
Weeks at #1: 2
Categories won:
Acts of Intercourse (40), A Game of Thrones (52), The Feels (158)
Best Week:
Episode 1: Winterfell
(+5 roto points)
Team MVP:
Drogon
(picked #6,
2159 points,
74.71% of team total)
Longest winstreak: W-3
Roster Stats
Roster
| charId | Character | Special |
|---|---|---|
| 39 |
Jon Snow
|
* +1 each time he unintentionally drops Longclaw * +1 point each time he is called a bastard in his presence * Ghost's actions contribute to his points. |
| 387 |
Drogon
|
* each time he is mounted by a new dragonrider (Political Follower points) * on-screen barrel rolls completed (360° rotations in the air) * objects burned in non-combat situations |
| 5 |
Sansa Stark
|
* Lady's actions contribute to her points. * +1 point in every scene she cries |
| 7 |
Bran Stark
|
* Bran introducing himself into a scene by creepily staring at people * Summer's actions contribute to his points * Scores points for each scene where he breaks out of his tree-trance and shows any of the following emotions: sadness (visible tears), happiness (audible laughter or smiles with teeth), fear (audible screams) * Scores points for each instance he uses his Warg ability |
| 32 |
Jorah Mormont
|
* +1 point when he explains to someone he has Greyscale * +1 point in each scene that Jorah serves as an encyclopedia for Essos culture. * +1 point each time Daenerys convinces him to go on a mission / do something that doesn't involve being anywhere around her (friendzone) |
| 40 |
Samwell Tarly
|
+1 point for reading books, mentioning he "read that in a book", or writing raven letters. |
| 23 |
Bronn
|
+1 point when he gives expert critique/advice on fighting strategy |
| 396 |
Wight Giants (extras)
|
* glowing blue eyes (each set) simply staring at human characters without taking action (e.g. not attacking/pursuing) |
Kills
Drogon arrives to the battlefield, lighting up a line of wights behind Jaime. 5 wights are thrown up in the air from the blast.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Sansa and Arya look on as Jon and Rhaegal torches the front line of wights with dragonfire - 33 wights are seen burning or thrown into the air by the blast
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Drogon torches the rear of the wight formation, burning 22 visible wights in the blast area
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Drogon attacks from overhead, incinerating a line of wights and a wight giant.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
18:43
(+4)
Jorah Mormont:
Jorah slashes two wights while on horseback, before his horse is taken down by a gang tackle of wights.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
18:52
(+2)
Jorah Mormont:
Jorah kills a wight from the ground after being tackled off of his horse.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
19:27
(+4)
Samwell Tarly:
Sam defends himself against two wights with his dragonglass daggers.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
27:05
(+4)
Jorah Mormont:
Jorah kills two wights as he covers the retreat of the Northern armies back into Winterfell.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
27:40
(+2)
Jorah Mormont:
Jorah stabs through a wight as the phalanx of Unsullied escort Melisandre outside the Winterfell gate.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
After the trench is lit, Jon and Rhaegal venture out and ignite a cluster of wights just outside the Winterfell gate.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
As Bran's warged ravens fly across the battlefield, the dragons continue to torch the wights army outside the walls of Winterfell. 40 wights are thrown up/incinerated in the blast (unknown dragon, score split evenly across dragons)
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
As Bran's warged ravens fly across the battlefield, the dragons continue to torch the wights army outside the walls of Winterfell. 40 wights are thrown up/incinerated in the blast (unknown dragon, score split evenly across dragons)
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
37:27
(+2)
Jorah Mormont:
Jorah slashes two wights while defending the wall, splashing their blood across the ramparts.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
37:28
(+2)
Samwell Tarly:
Sam dual wields his dragonglass dagger to cut down a wight trying to scramble over the wall.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
38:30
(+2)
Jorah Mormont:
Jorah a wight as it tries to climb over the castle wall.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
38:31
(+2)
Samwell Tarly:
Sam bonks a wight in the head as it tries to climb the castle wall.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
38:44
(+2)
Jorah Mormont:
Jorah stabs one of the wights after pulling them off of Samwell Tarly.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
41:04
(+10)
Wight Giants (extras):
The Wight Giant bursts through the door and starts launching homeruns with his club, swatting away 5 Mormont soldiers.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
41:15
(+6)
Wight Giants (extras):
The Wight Giant kicks through the line of czech hedgehogs, obliterating them and sending three Mormont soldiers flying.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
42:05
(+10)
Wight Giants (extras):
The Wight Giant picks up the charging Lyanna Mormont, crushing in her plate armor with its bare hand.
(Kill of Named Character)
With Jon as rider, Rhaegal engages in a vicious mid-air fight with Viserion, ripping the scales off his breast and ultimately breaking Viserion's jaw.
(Major Injury of Named Character)
Drogon intercepts the Night King mid-air, dismounting him from Viserion and dropping him down hundreds of feet to the forest below.
(Minor Injury of Named Character)
After Daenerys unseats the Night King, Drogon bites down and snaps Viserion's neck.
(Kill of Named Character)
56:43
(+2)
Jorah Mormont:
Jorah stabs through a wight as his friendzone-sense tells him that the dragons and his Queen are in danger.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Jon cuts down one wight as the recently-reanimated army of corpses begin to surround him.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Jon fends off five wights as he is surrounded outside the walls of Winterfell.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Drogon burns seven wights as he and Daenerys ride in to save Jon.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Four additional wights wither in the flames as Jon rushes towards Winterfell to save Bran.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
As the horde of wights pile onto Drogon's back, he chomps down on a mouthful to try and fend them off.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Desperate to get rid of the wights, Drogon flails and shakes, and stomps on two wights in the process
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Drogon shakes off the wights on his back, throwing down a wighted Qhono.
(Kill of Named Character)
64:15
(+2)
Jorah Mormont:
Jorah swoops in to Daenerys' rescue after she falls from Drogon, lopping off the head of a wight.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Jon fends off three wights as he makes his way into Winterfell.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
64:38
(+2)
Samwell Tarly:
Samwell stabs a wight as he lays on his back amidst a pit of wights.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Jon kills three more wights as he fights his way through the Winterfell courtyard.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Jon cuts through 5 wights as he makes his way through the hallway and locks a cell gate behind him.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
66:03
(+12)
Jorah Mormont:
Jorah fights off 6 wights while defending Daenerys outside the walls of Winterfell.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
67:59
(+8)
Jorah Mormont:
Jorah fights off four wights as he defends Daenerys.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Jon cuts down a wight as he tries to evade the chaotic blue fire from the injured Viserion.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
69:26
(+6)
Jorah Mormont:
Jorah fights off 3 more wights as he is cut down to the ground.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
73:37
(+2)
Jorah Mormont:
Jorah kills one more wight as he lays kneeling on the ground.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Bronn punches Tyrion square in the nose, rendering it bloody. "I've never hit a dwarf before, but say another word and I will belt you."
(Minor Injury of Named Character)
Drogon incinerates Varys on the shores outside Dragonstone
Daenerys: "Lord Varys - I, Daenerys of House Targaryen, first of my name, Breaker of Chains and Mother of Dragons, sentence you to die. ... Dracarys." (Kill of Named Character)
Daenerys: "Lord Varys - I, Daenerys of House Targaryen, first of my name, Breaker of Chains and Mother of Dragons, sentence you to die. ... Dracarys." (Kill of Named Character)
After burning the Iron Fleet, Drogon and Daenerys set their sights on the city, torching the defensive Scorpions and their gunner crews atop the walls of King's Landing. 23 Lannister soldiers are burned on-screen.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Drogon and Daenerys blast through the King's Landing gate with an explosion of dragonfire - blowing away 299 sellswords at the center column of the Golden Company, 32 sellswords on the right flank, and 8 Scorpion gunners atop the ramparts.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Harry Strickland's white horse is killed in the fireblast as Drogon and Daenerys blow open the King's Landing gates.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
8 sellswords from the Golden Company are burned alive after Daenerys and Drogon blast through the King's Landing gate from behind.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Drogon and Daenerys wipe out two Lannister soldiers atop a building in a drive-by fireblasting.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
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Drogon and Daenerys return outside the gates to roast 52 Golden Company sellswords from above.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Drogon and Daenerys strafe the fleeing Golden Company outside the gates of King's Landing, burning 271 soldiers in the tracking shot.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
7 Golden Company soldiers are shown engulfed in flames after Drogon and Daenerys' strafing run
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Drogon and Daenerys make a run along the city walls of King's Landing, taking out 7 Scorpion batteries and their gunner crews.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Jon strikes down a Lannister soldier as the Northern forces march their way into King's Landing.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Grief-stricken, Daenerys takes Drogon on a destruction derby, burning civilians and soldiers alike as she flies towards the Red Keep
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Jon cuts down a Lannister soldier in the chaos after the Northern forces attack the surrendered Lannister army.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Jon cuts down two more Lannister soldiers in the chaos after the Northern forces attack the surrendered Lannister army.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
7 Lannister soldiers are burned after surrendering as Daenerys burns a path of destruction on the way to the Red Keep
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Daenerys and Drogon continue their reign of terror, indiscriminately burning civilians in the streets of King's Landing.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Jon kills two more Lannister soldiers while pleading for his own soldiers to stop the attack.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Jon kills another Lannister soldier while continuing to tell people to stop killing the Lannister soldiers. 🤷
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Jon saves a woman in an alleyway, running his sword through a Northern soldier attacking her.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
A portion of the Red Keep collapses, crushing a group of 85 civilians below.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
The Red Keep continues to collapse under the repeated attacks by Daenerys and Drogon, crushing two of Cersei's Queensguard in the rubble.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Two people fall off a collapse building as King's Landing begins to crumble into ruin from Drogon and Daenerys' rampage
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
In their last strafing run, Drogon and Daenerys burn a street of civilians, including the mom and daughter who helped Arya escape.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
After repeated explosions and dragonfire, the Red Keep collapses, burying Jaime and Cersei Lannister in the dungeons below.
(Kill of Named Character)
Arya survives the destruction of King's Landing, bloodied and lung cancered from the ordeal.
(Minor Injury of Named Character)
Political Wins
Qyburn gifts Bronn the crossbow used by Tyrion to murder Tywin Lannister, as Bronn is sent on a mission to assassinate the Lannister brothers.
(New Weapon)
Rhaegal accepts Jon as a dragonrider as they take flight for the first time.
Jon: "I don't know how to ride a dragon."
Daenerys: "Nobody does. Until they ride a dragon." (New Follower/Prisoner)
Jon: "I don't know how to ride a dragon."
Daenerys: "Nobody does. Until they ride a dragon." (New Follower/Prisoner)
submitted by nyan (approved!)
Jon finds out his true lineage as the trueborn son of Rhaegaer Targaryen and Lyanna Stark, and potentially the rightful King of the Seven Kingdoms.
Sam: "I had a High Septon's diary. Bran had... whatever Bran has. ... Your mother was Lyanna Stark. And your father - your real father - was Rhaegar Targaryen. You've never been a bastard. You're Aegon Targaryen, true heir to the Iron Throne." (Secret Discovery)
Sam: "I had a High Septon's diary. Bran had... whatever Bran has. ... Your mother was Lyanna Stark. And your father - your real father - was Rhaegar Targaryen. You've never been a bastard. You're Aegon Targaryen, true heir to the Iron Throne." (Secret Discovery)
submitted by cereith717 (approved!)
53:22
(+3)
Bran Stark:
Despite his attempts to travel anonymously, Bran is there to greet Jaime Lannister as he arrives in Winterfell - the "old friend" Bran has been waiting for.
(Secret Discovery)
Daenerys addresses Jon as Warden of the North when asking his opinion on the Jaime Lannister matter, confirming his new position under his regime.
(New Title)
submitted by hindsight44 (approved!)
18:01
(+3)
Jorah Mormont:
Jorah convinces Daenerys to forgive Tyrion's failures and keep him on as Hand of the Queen.
(Convincing Argument)
23:25
(+3)
Sansa Stark:
Theon returns North and pledges his services to Sansa. "I want to fight for Winterfell, Lady Sansa. If you'll have me."
(New Follower/Prisoner)
50:17
(+3)
Jorah Mormont:
Samwell gifts the Tarly family sword to Jorah.
Samwell: "And I'd love to defend them with it. But I can't really hold it upright. Your father, he taught me how to be a man. How to do what's right. This is right." (New Weapon)
Samwell: "And I'd love to defend them with it. But I can't really hold it upright. Your father, he taught me how to be a man. How to do what's right. This is right." (New Weapon)
Jon quotes the Night's Watch oath to end his eulogy to the dead at Winterfell. "They were the shields that guarded the realms of men. And we shall never see their like again."
(House Words)
Tyrion and Jon convince Daenerys to take a more cautioned approach to the war and lay siege to King's Landing instead of destroying it.
Daenerys: "No matter how many lords turn against her, as long as she sits on the Iron Throne, she can call herself Queen of the Seven Kingdoms. We need the capital."
Tyrion: "I watched the people of King's Landing rebel against their king when they were hungry, and that was before winter began. Give them the opportunity and they will cast Cersei aside."
Jon: "We'll surround the city. If the Iron Fleet tries to ferry in more food, the dragons will destroy them. If the Lannisters and the Golden Company attack, we'll defeat them in the field."
Tyrion: "Once the people see that Cersei is our only enemy, her reign is over." (Convincing Argument)
Daenerys: "No matter how many lords turn against her, as long as she sits on the Iron Throne, she can call herself Queen of the Seven Kingdoms. We need the capital."
Tyrion: "I watched the people of King's Landing rebel against their king when they were hungry, and that was before winter began. Give them the opportunity and they will cast Cersei aside."
Jon: "We'll surround the city. If the Iron Fleet tries to ferry in more food, the dragons will destroy them. If the Lannisters and the Golden Company attack, we'll defeat them in the field."
Tyrion: "Once the people see that Cersei is our only enemy, her reign is over." (Convincing Argument)
Jon overrules Sansa's objections and pledges the weakened Northern forces to fight for Daenerys immediately.
to Sansa: "The Northern forces will honor their promises and their allegiance to the Queen of the Seven Kingdoms."
turning to Daenerys: "What you command, we will obey." (Executive Decision)
to Sansa: "The Northern forces will honor their promises and their allegiance to the Queen of the Seven Kingdoms."
turning to Daenerys: "What you command, we will obey." (Executive Decision)
38:17
(+3)
Sansa Stark:
Arya and Sansa learn of Jon Snow's true heritage as a secret Targaryen and heir to the Iron Throne.
(Secret Discovery)
Jon breaks his promise to Daenerys, secretly telling Arya and Sansa about his heritage as a Targaryen and heir to the Iron Throne as long as they pinky swore not to tell anyone.
(Act of Betrayal)
46:50
(+3)
Sansa Stark:
Sansa breaks her promise to Jon, divulging his secret heritage to Tyrion Lannister. "What if there's someone else? Someone better?"
(Act of Betrayal)
"You think our house words are stamped on our bodies when we're born and that's who we are? Then I'd be fire and blood too."
(House Words)
Jon stabs Daenerys as they kiss in the throne room, concluding that she is too delusional in her power to be allowed to rule. "You are my queen. Now, and always."
(Act of Betrayal)
54:18
(+3)
Sansa Stark:
Sansa defies the rule of Bran Stark and proclaims that the North will secede from the Seven Kingdoms.
"...tens of thousands of Northmen fell in the Great War defending all of Westeros. And those who survived have seen too much and fought too hard ever to kneel again. The North will remain an independent kingdom, as it was for thousands of years." (Executive Decision)
"...tens of thousands of Northmen fell in the Great War defending all of Westeros. And those who survived have seen too much and fought too hard ever to kneel again. The North will remain an independent kingdom, as it was for thousands of years." (Executive Decision)
55:02
(+3)
Bran Stark:
After his nomination by Tyrion, Bran is selected to be King of Westeros.
"All hail Bran the Broken, First of His Name, King of the Andals and the First Men, Lord of the Six Kingdoms and Protector of the Realm." (New Title)
"All hail Bran the Broken, First of His Name, King of the Andals and the First Men, Lord of the Six Kingdoms and Protector of the Realm." (New Title)
55:57
(+3)
Bran Stark:
Bran overrules both Tyrion and Grey Worm's suggestions in naming Tyrion as his Hand of the King.
Grey Worm: "This man is a criminal. He deserves justice."
Bran: "He just got it. He's made many terrible mistakes. He's going to spend the rest of his life fixing them." (Executive Decision)
Grey Worm: "This man is a criminal. He deserves justice."
Bran: "He just got it. He's made many terrible mistakes. He's going to spend the rest of his life fixing them." (Executive Decision)
Bronn is revealed as Lord of Highgarden and Master of Coin at the Small Council meeting.
Tyrion: "Ser Bronn of the Blackwater, Lord of Highgarden, Lord Paramount of the Reach and Master of Coin, would you say the crown's debt to you has been paid?"
Bronn: "In full, my Lord Hand." (New Title)
Tyrion: "Ser Bronn of the Blackwater, Lord of Highgarden, Lord Paramount of the Reach and Master of Coin, would you say the crown's debt to you has been paid?"
Bronn: "In full, my Lord Hand." (New Title)
70:32
(+3)
Samwell Tarly:
Samwell Tarly is named Grandmaester of King Bran's new Small Council.
(New Title)
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
14:05
(+3)
Sansa Stark:
Tyrion: "Last time we spoke was at Joffrey's wedding. Miserable affair."
Sansa: "It had its moments." (Funny Line)
Sansa: "It had its moments." (Funny Line)
15:12
(+3)
Sansa Stark:
to Tyrion, for thinking Cersei would honor the agreement to support them with the Lannister Army: "I used to think you were the cleverest man alive."
(Witty Insult)
submitted by gravesalex0 (approved!)
as Qyburn gifts him the crossbow used by Tyrion to kill Tywin Lannister
Qyburn: "She (Cersei) has a keen sense of poetic justice."
Bronn: "That fucking family..." (Funny Line)
Qyburn: "She (Cersei) has a keen sense of poetic justice."
Bronn: "That fucking family..." (Funny Line)
to Daenerys, after his first dragon flight with Rhaegal: "You've completely ruined horses for me."
(Funny Line)
41:22
(+3)
Samwell Tarly:
Daenerys: "So you're the man."
Sam: "Um... which... man? am I... your Grace?" (Funny Line)
Sam: "Um... which... man? am I... your Grace?" (Funny Line)
33:40
(+3)
Samwell Tarly:
Sam defends his renowned fighting abilities
Jon Snow: "If you want to join them (Gilly and little Sam in the crypts)..."
Sam: "Everyone seems to forget that I was the first man to kill a White Walker. I've killed Thenns-"
Edd: "Thenn."
Sam: "I've saved Gilly more than once. I stole a *considerable* number of books from the Citadel library. Survived the Fist of the First Men. You need me out there!"
Edd: "Well if that's where it's come to we really are fucked." (Funny Line)
Jon Snow: "If you want to join them (Gilly and little Sam in the crypts)..."
Sam: "Everyone seems to forget that I was the first man to kill a White Walker. I've killed Thenns-"
Edd: "Thenn."
Sam: "I've saved Gilly more than once. I stole a *considerable* number of books from the Citadel library. Survived the Fist of the First Men. You need me out there!"
Edd: "Well if that's where it's come to we really are fucked." (Funny Line)
34:03
(+3)
Samwell Tarly:
Edd: "Well if that's where it's come to we really are fucked."
Sam: "Well- calling you fucked wouldn't be strictly accurate." (Witty Insult)
Sam: "Well- calling you fucked wouldn't be strictly accurate." (Witty Insult)
21:27
(+3)
Sansa Stark:
Sansa: "... he got what he deserved. I gave it to him."
Sandor: "How?"
Sansa: "Hounds." (Funny Line)
Sandor: "How?"
Sansa: "Hounds." (Funny Line)
Bronn comments after hearing of Jaime's relationship with Brienne.
"I knew you were fucking her. A pair of tall, blond toffs. Must be like looking in the mirror." (Witty Insult)
"I knew you were fucking her. A pair of tall, blond toffs. Must be like looking in the mirror." (Witty Insult)
Tyrion: "You're a knight, thanks to me."
Bronn: "Thanks to me. And that title's worth as much as a blond hair from your brother's ballsack." (Witty Insult)
Bronn: "Thanks to me. And that title's worth as much as a blond hair from your brother's ballsack." (Witty Insult)
Tyrion: "You broke my nose!"
Bronn: "I did not break your nose."
Tyrion: "How do you know?"
Bronn: "Because I've been breaking noses since I was your size, and I know what it sounds like." (Funny Line)
Bronn: "I did not break your nose."
Tyrion: "How do you know?"
Bronn: "Because I've been breaking noses since I was your size, and I know what it sounds like." (Funny Line)
Tyrion: "May I speak?
Bronn: "Why not? Only death will shut you up." (Witty Insult)
Bronn: "Why not? Only death will shut you up." (Witty Insult)
Jaime: "Highgarden will never belong to a cutthroat."
Bronn: "Who were your ancestors, the ones who made your family rich? Fancy lads in silk? They were fucking cutthroats.
That's how all the great houses started, isn't it? With a hard bastard who was good at killing people. Kill a few hundred people, they make you a lord. Kill a few thousand, they make you king. And then all your cocksucking grandsons can ruin the family with their cocksucking ways." (Funny Line)
Bronn: "Who were your ancestors, the ones who made your family rich? Fancy lads in silk? They were fucking cutthroats.
That's how all the great houses started, isn't it? With a hard bastard who was good at killing people. Kill a few hundred people, they make you a lord. Kill a few thousand, they make you king. And then all your cocksucking grandsons can ruin the family with their cocksucking ways." (Funny Line)
Gilly: "If it's a boy, we want to name him Jon."
Jon: "I hope it's a girl." (Funny Line)
Jon: "I hope it's a girl." (Funny Line)
47:44
(+3)
Sansa Stark:
Edmure Tully: "I suppose this is the most important moment of our lives. What we decide today will reverberate through the annals of history. I stand before you as one of the senior lords in the country. A veteran of two wars. And I like to think my experience has led to some small skill in statecraft - and underst-
Sansa: "Uncle? Please sit." (Witty Insult)
Sansa: "Uncle? Please sit." (Witty Insult)
Bronn: "The Master of Coin looks forward to helping the Master of Ships, but first he has to ensure we're not wasting coin, or soon there won't be no more coin."
Davos: "Any more."
Bronn: "You Master of Grammar now too?" (Witty Insult)
Davos: "Any more."
Bronn: "You Master of Grammar now too?" (Witty Insult)
Bronn: "Oh, speaking of builders, all the best brothels burned down. The Master of Coin is willing to fund reconstruction."
(Funny Line)
Glasses of Wine Consumed
Jon drinks from his cup at the head table as he notices Daenerys' spaced out look.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
9:02
(+5)
Sansa Stark:
Sansa drinks from her cup at the head table as the awkward family dinner commences.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
9:53
(+5)
Sansa Stark:
Sansa stuffs her face with another cup as Gendry scoots his way down the aisle.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
Jon drinks as they the Feast of Winterfell toast to Daenerys the Dragon Queen and Arya Stark, the Hero of Winterfell
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
Jon drinks in the background as Tormund regales the crowd with the legends of Jon Snow.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
Acts of Intercourse
Bronn gets started with one of the trio of whores in his chambers, but is interrupted by Qyburn before he can complete the triple-bird score.
(Act of Intercourse)
41:13
(+5)
Jorah Mormont:
Jorah gently caresses the Khaleesi's elbow as he points out where Samwell is in the library.
(Act of Intercourse)
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64:18
(+5)
Jorah Mormont:
Jorah picks Daenerys up off the ground after she falls from Drogon's back.
(Act of Intercourse)
68:12
(+5)
Jorah Mormont:
Jorah crumples down after getting stabbed in the gut. Daenerys gives him a reassuring pat on the back.
(Act of Intercourse)
73:55
(+5)
Jorah Mormont:
Daenerys fulfills a man's dying wish and reaches out to touch Ser Jorah's elbow.
(Act of Intercourse)
77:53
(+5)
Jorah Mormont:
Jorah dies in the arms of a tearful Daenerys, having successfully defended her from the onslaught of wights.
(Act of Intercourse)
3:37
(+5)
Jorah Mormont:
Daenerys gives Jorah a parting kiss on his forehead as his body lies atop the funeral pyre.
(Act of Intercourse)
A Game of Thrones
8:07
(+1)
Bran Stark:
Bran sits in his wheelchair as he waits for Jon Snow and his entourage to arrive back to Winterfell.
(Basic Seat)
9:53
(+1)
Sansa Stark:
Sansa sits at the head of the table alongside Jon Snow as they host the Northern Lords at Winterfell.
(Basic Seat)
Jon sits at the head of the table alongside Sansa as they host the Northern Lords at Winterfell.
(Basic Seat)
10:22
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Bran Stark:
Bran sits in his wheelchair at the back corner of the court at Winterfell.
(Basic Seat)
Jon Snow takes a seat after responding to Lyanna Mormont's call out.
"...when I left Winterfell, I told you we need allies or we will die. I have brought those allies home to fight alongside us. I had a choice, keep my crown or protect the North. I chose the North." (Basic Seat)
"...when I left Winterfell, I told you we need allies or we will die. I have brought those allies home to fight alongside us. I had a choice, keep my crown or protect the North. I chose the North." (Basic Seat)
15:27
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Bran Stark:
Bran sits in his wheelchair and stares at Tyrion from the mudy courtyard of Winterfell.
(Basic Seat)
Bronn sits down to get dressed and put his boots on after Qyburn interrupts his session with Marei and the other whores.
(Basic Seat)
39:21
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Sansa Stark:
Sansa sits in her chambers as she discusses the cowardice of Robbet Glover, who is not sending his troops.
(Basic Seat)
41:17
(+1)
Samwell Tarly:
Sam scoots out of his library seat as he is startled by Daenerys and Jorah.
(Basic Seat)
43:47
(+1)
Bran Stark:
Bran continues to sit in his wheelchair as Samwell Tarly steps out into the courtyard.
(Basic Seat)
53:19
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Bran Stark:
Bran has apparently sat in his wheelchair overnight through a light snowstorm, finally seeing his expected old friend Jaime Lannister arrive to Winterfell.
(Basic Seat)
Jon is zoned out in his seat as the rest of the court in Winterfell interrogates Jaime.
(Basic Seat)
4:29
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Sansa Stark:
Sansa is seated at the head table in Winterfell as the court interrogates Jaime Lannister.
(Basic Seat)
4:35
(+1)
Bran Stark:
Bran sits in his wheelchair at the Court of Winterfell.
Jaime: "We were at war. Everything I did, I did for my house and my family. i'd do it all again."
Bran: "The things we do for love." (Basic Seat)
Jaime: "We were at war. Everything I did, I did for my house and my family. i'd do it all again."
Bran: "The things we do for love." (Basic Seat)
10:59
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Bran Stark:
Bran sits in his wheelchair in the Godswood as he has a conversation with Jaime.
(Basic Seat)
18:38
(+1)
Sansa Stark:
Sansa sits with Lord Royce as they discuss what to do with the gates for the upcoming battle. "Keep them open for as long as you can, there are still people coming in from the countryside."
(Basic Seat)
27:17
(+1)
Bran Stark:
Bran sits in his wheelchair while the group plans for the Battle of Winterfell.
(Basic Seat)
3:10
(+1)
Bran Stark:
Bran is wheeled past Tyrion by Theon, as everyone inside Winterfell gets ready for battle.
(Basic Seat)
18:26
(+1)
Bran Stark:
Bran sits as he and Theon nervously watch the snowstorm rustle through the trees of the Godswood.
(Basic Seat)
62:16
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Bran Stark:
Bran continues to sit in his wheelchair in the Godswood, doing his mysterious warg thing and probably taking some sweet drone shots of the battle or something.
(Basic Seat)
71:54
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Bran Stark:
71 minutes into the episode, Bran continues to sit in the Godswood.
(Basic Seat)
4:44
(+1)
Bran Stark:
Bran sits in his wheelchair among the crowd as they pay their respects to the dead from the Battle of Winterfell.
(Basic Seat)
8:54
(+1)
Sansa Stark:
Sansa sits at the head table during the celebratory feast at Winterfell.
(Basic Seat)
8:54
(+1)
Bran Stark:
Bran sits in his wheelchair behind the head table during the celebratory feast at Winterfell.
(Basic Seat)
Jon awkwardly sits at center of the head table between Sansa and Daenerys during the celebratory feast at Winterfell.
(Basic Seat)
Jon sits back down after raising a toast and giving his cup of wine to Gendry
(Basic Seat)
35:54
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Bran Stark:
Bran sits in his wheelchair in the background of Daenerys' war planning meeting.
(Basic Seat)
36:07
(+1)
Bran Stark:
Bran sits in a wheelchair in the Godswood during the Stark family intervention meeting with Jon.
(Basic Seat)
Bronn takes a seat with his hostages as he negotiates with Tyrion and Jaime at crossbow-point.
(Basic Seat)
Jon sits down on a small wooden chair in Tyrion's prison chamber.
(Basic Seat)
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44:12
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Sansa Stark:
Sansa is seated as the Lords and Ladies of Westeros meet in the Dragonpit for Tyrion Lannister's trial.
(Basic Seat)
44:12
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Bran Stark:
Bran is seated in his wheelchair as the Lords and Ladies of Westeros are seated in the Dragonpit for Tyrion Lannister's trial.
(Basic Seat)
48:01
(+1)
Samwell Tarly:
Sam sits and looks away awkwardly as Edmure Tully glances around the room for support.
(Basic Seat)
49:12
(+1)
Samwell Tarly:
Samwell sits back down as his proposal for a democracy is roundly rejected by the Lords and Ladies of Westeros.
(Basic Seat)
55:11
(+1)
Sansa Stark:
Sansa sits back down after the Lords rise to anoint Bran Stark as King of Six Kingdoms.
(Basic Seat)
55:11
(+1)
Samwell Tarly:
Samwell sits back down after the Lords rise to anoint Bran as King of Six Kingdoms.
(Basic Seat)
60:36
(+3)
Bran Stark:
Bran is wheeled out to the King's Landing docks for the Starks' final farewell with Jon Snow
(Seat of Power)
Bronn is seated at the Small Council meeting as Tyrion reviews Archmaester Ebrose's historical tome, "A Song of Ice and Fire"
(Basic Seat)
67:41
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Samwell Tarly:
Sam sits down at the Small Council meeting as Tyrion flips through the history tome of "A Song of Ice and Fire"
(Basic Seat)
Bronn reseats himself after Bran arrives at the Small Council meeting.
(Basic Seat)
68:43
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Samwell Tarly:
Samwell reseats himself at the Small Council meeting after King Bran's arrival.
(Basic Seat)
Bronn reseats himself at the Small Council meeting after King Bran's departure.
(Basic Seat)
69:49
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Samwell Tarly:
Samwell reseats himself at the Small Council meeting after King Bran's departure.
(Basic Seat)
75:31
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Sansa Stark:
Sansa takes her throne in the Winterfell Great Hall as Queen in the North
(Seat of Power)
Deaths
77:53
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Jorah Mormont:
Jorah dies in the arms of a tearful Daenerys, having successfully defended her from the onslaught of wights.
(Death)
3:21
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Jorah Mormont:
Jorah's body lies on top of a funeral pyre after the Battle of Winterfell.
(Dead Body Appearance)
Special
15:27
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Bran Stark:
Not even the upper balcony is safe, as Tyrion endures a staredown from Bran who is stuck in the muddy courtyard of Winterfell.
(Special)
41:17
(+3)
Samwell Tarly:
Sam is reading a book in the Winterfell library as Daenerys and Jorah walk in.
(Special)
41:30
(+3)
Jorah Mormont:
Jorah reunites with Sam and they talk about his former Greyscale condition.
Dany: "The man who saved Ser Jorah when no one else could."
Jorah: "They could. They just wouldn't." (Special)
Dany: "The man who saved Ser Jorah when no one else could."
Jorah: "They could. They just wouldn't." (Special)
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43:51
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Bran Stark:
Ravaged by news about the deaths of his family and in emotional turmoil, Samwell Tarly stumbles into the court of Winterfell to find Bran staring and waiting for him. Bran gives him a homework assignment.
(Special)
46:31
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Samwell Tarly:
Sam mentions the book he found out Jon's lineage from: "Bran and I worked it out. I have a High Septon's diary, and Bran has... whatever Bran has."
(Special)
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53:19
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Bran Stark:
After trekking for weeks incognito to make it up to Winterfell, Jaime discovers Bran just sitting there and staring at him.
(Special)
23:25
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Sansa Stark:
Sansa eyes well up as Theon arrives to Winterfell with the Ironborn to pledge his services.
(Special)
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to Daenerys: "So the last thing she did as she bled to death on her birthing bed was give the boy to her brother Ned Stark - to raise as his bastard."
(Special)
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33:04
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Bran Stark:
The Night King is half an hour late and not responding to texts, so Bran wargs into a flock of ravens to scout out the battlefield and find out where he's at.
(Special)
42:08
(+3)
Wight Giants (extras):
A wight giant picks up the little Lyanna Mormont to raise her up to optimal eye-stabbing height.
(Special)
23:06
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Sansa Stark:
Sansa cries over Theon's body as the Northern forces pay their respects to the dead after the Battle of Winterfell.
(Special)
Arya: "You're my brother. Not my half-brother or my bastard brother. My brother."
(Special)
49:21
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Samwell Tarly:
Samwell explains the birds and the bees to Jon.
Samwell: "There's only so many books a person can read, so we-"
Gilly: "I'm sure he knows how it happens, Sam." (Special)
Samwell: "There's only so many books a person can read, so we-"
Gilly: "I'm sure he knows how it happens, Sam." (Special)
Daenerys: "This is our reason. It has been from the beginning, since you were a little boy with a bastard's name"
(Special)
In anguish over his mother's death, Drogon burns down the ruined walls of the throne room in the Red Keep.
(Special)
Jon: "There's still a Night's Watch?"
Tyrion: "The world will always need a home for bastards and broken men." (Special)
Tyrion: "The world will always need a home for bastards and broken men." (Special)
67:22
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Samwell Tarly:
Samwell places the tome, "A Song of Ice and Fire" in front of Tyrion at the Small Council meeting.
Tyrion: "What's this?"
Samwell: " A Song of Ice and Fire. Archmaester Ebrose's history of the wars following the death of King Robert. I helped him with the title." (Special)
Tyrion: "What's this?"
Samwell: " A Song of Ice and Fire. Archmaester Ebrose's history of the wars following the death of King Robert. I helped him with the title." (Special)
The Feels
Jon arrives back home to Winterfell and embraces Bran, as Jon sees him for the first time in 7 seasons.
Jon: "Look at you. You're a man."
Bran: "Almost." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)
Jon: "Look at you. You're a man."
Bran: "Almost." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)
Arya and Jon finally reunite in the Godswood of Winterfell and compare their fancy swords.
Arya: "I'm defending our family. And so is she (Sansa)."
Jon: "I'm her family too."
Arya: "Don't forget that." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)
Arya: "I'm defending our family. And so is she (Sansa)."
Jon: "I'm her family too."
Arya: "Don't forget that." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)
After Bran issues a dire warning to everyone that the White Walkers are coming and how they don't have any time for this, Jon and Dany take a romantic getaway to the frost-covered waterfall on dragon-back.
Jon: "It's cold up here for a southern girl."
Dany: "So keep your Queen warm." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)
Jon: "It's cold up here for a southern girl."
Dany: "So keep your Queen warm." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)
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As he tries to get his makeout session on with Daenerys, Jon enters a staring contest with Drogon who is watching with great interest.
(Ridiculously Funny Moment)
As he tries to get his makeout session on with Daenerys, Jon enters a staring contest with Drogon who is watching with great interest.
(Ridiculously Funny Moment)
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42:22
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Samwell Tarly:
Sam hears the news of the deaths of his father Randyll and brother Dickon from the executioner herself.
Daenerys: "I offered to let him retain his lands and titles if he bent the knee. He refused."
Samwell: "Well at least I'll be allowed home again, now that my brother's the lord."
Daenerys: "Your brother stood with your father." (Sad Feels)
Daenerys: "I offered to let him retain his lands and titles if he bent the knee. He refused."
Samwell: "Well at least I'll be allowed home again, now that my brother's the lord."
Daenerys: "Your brother stood with your father." (Sad Feels)
23:25
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Sansa Stark:
Sansa and Theon share a heartfelt hug as he returns to the North with his Ironborn.
"I want to fight for Winterfell, Lady Sansa. If you'll have me." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)
"I want to fight for Winterfell, Lady Sansa. If you'll have me." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)
The three remaining Night's Watch members share some banter and reflect on their beginnings.
Samwell: "Think back to where we started. Us, Grenn, Pyp."
Jon: "Now it's just us three."
Edd: "Last man left, burn the rest of us." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)
Samwell: "Think back to where we started. Us, Grenn, Pyp."
Jon: "Now it's just us three."
Edd: "Last man left, burn the rest of us." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)
34:25
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Samwell Tarly:
The three remaining Night's Watch members share some banter and reflect on their beginnings.
Samwell: "Think back to where we started. Us, Grenn, Pyp."
Jon: "Now it's just us three."
Edd: "Last man left, burn the rest of us." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)
Samwell: "Think back to where we started. Us, Grenn, Pyp."
Jon: "Now it's just us three."
Edd: "Last man left, burn the rest of us." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)
50:17
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Jorah Mormont:
Jorah receives Heartsbane, Tarly family sword from Samwell, as a remembrance to his father, the Lord Commander Jeor Mormont.
Samwell: "And I'd love to defend them with it. But I can't really hold it upright. Your father, he taught me how to be a man. How to do what's right. This is right." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)
Samwell: "And I'd love to defend them with it. But I can't really hold it upright. Your father, he taught me how to be a man. How to do what's right. This is right." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)
50:17
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Samwell Tarly:
Jorah receives Heartsbane, the Tarly family sword from Samwell, as a remembrance to his father, the Lord Commander Jeor Mormont.
Samwell: "And I'd love to defend them with it. But I can't really hold it upright. Your father, he taught me how to be a man. How to do what's right. This is right." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)
Samwell: "And I'd love to defend them with it. But I can't really hold it upright. Your father, he taught me how to be a man. How to do what's right. This is right." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)
31:11
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Sansa Stark:
Sansa and Tyrion wax nostalgic to their King's Landing days, and all the trials they've endured since
Tyrion: "Maybe we should have stayed married."
Sansa: "You were the best of them." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)
Tyrion: "Maybe we should have stayed married."
Sansa: "You were the best of them." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)
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Daenerys realizes why bus drivers never wait as she and Drogon get inundated with 57 fare-skipping hop-ons.
(I've made a huge mistake.)
67:24
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Sansa Stark:
As the dead make their way into the Crypts, Sansa and Tyrion hide behind a tomb and share a tender moment. Tyrion kisses her hand as they pull out their weapons and join the fray.
(Warm Fuzzy Moment)
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4:30
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Sansa Stark:
Sansa grieves over the body of Theon Greyjoy as the forces at Winterfell gather to honor the dead. She leaves him with her Stark brooch before lighting the funeral pyre.
(Sad Feels)
Jon gives a eulogy to the fallen as the living pay their respects after the Battle of Winterfell.
"We're here to say goodbye to our brothers and sisters. To our fathers and mothers. To our friends.
Our fellow men and women who set aside their differences to fight together and die together so that others might live.
Everyone in this world owes them a debt that can never be repaid.
It is our duty and our honor to keep them alive in memory for those who come after us, and those who come after them, for as long as men draw breath.
They were the shields that guarded the realms of men.
And we shall never see their like again." (Sad Feels)
"We're here to say goodbye to our brothers and sisters. To our fathers and mothers. To our friends.
Our fellow men and women who set aside their differences to fight together and die together so that others might live.
Everyone in this world owes them a debt that can never be repaid.
It is our duty and our honor to keep them alive in memory for those who come after us, and those who come after them, for as long as men draw breath.
They were the shields that guarded the realms of men.
And we shall never see their like again." (Sad Feels)
22:07
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Sansa Stark:
Sandor Clegane and Sansa talk about their long journeys and roads not taken.
Sandor: " You've changed, Little Bird. None of it would have happened if you'd left King's Landing with me. No Littlefinger, no Ramsay none of it."
Sansa: "Without Littlefinger, and Ramsay, and the rest... I would have stayed a Little Bird all my life." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)
Sandor: " You've changed, Little Bird. None of it would have happened if you'd left King's Landing with me. No Littlefinger, no Ramsay none of it."
Sansa: "Without Littlefinger, and Ramsay, and the rest... I would have stayed a Little Bird all my life." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)
37:18
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Sansa Stark:
Arya and Sansa stage a family intervention with Jon Snow to bring him back to the Stark side.
Jon: "I've never been a Stark."
Sansa: "You are. You're just as much Ned Stark's child as any of us."
Arya: "You're my brother. Not my half-brother or my bastard brother. My brother." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)
Jon: "I've never been a Stark."
Sansa: "You are. You're just as much Ned Stark's child as any of us."
Arya: "You're my brother. Not my half-brother or my bastard brother. My brother." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)
Arya and Sansa stage a family intervention with Jon Snow to bring him back to the Stark side.
Jon: "I've never been a Stark."
Sansa: "You are. You're just as much Ned Stark's child as any of us."
Arya: "You're my brother. Not my half-brother or my bastard brother. My brother." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)
Jon: "I've never been a Stark."
Sansa: "You are. You're just as much Ned Stark's child as any of us."
Arya: "You're my brother. Not my half-brother or my bastard brother. My brother." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)
38:21
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Bran Stark:
Jon: *struggles internally with secret heritage*
Bran: "It's your choice."
Jon: "I need to tell you a secret. But you have to swear you can't tell anyone."
Sansa, Arya: "We swear it."
Jon: "Alright, here goes... Bran, tell 'em." (I've made a huge mistake.)
Bran: "It's your choice."
Jon: "I need to tell you a secret. But you have to swear you can't tell anyone."
Sansa, Arya: "We swear it."
Jon: "Alright, here goes... Bran, tell 'em." (I've made a huge mistake.)
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Jon and Tormund say their final farewells, as Tormund leaves to take the Free Folk home beyond the Wall.
(Warm Fuzzy Moment)
Jon and Sam say their goodbyes at Winterfell.
Sam: "You're the best friend I ever had."
Jon: "You too, Sam." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)
Sam: "You're the best friend I ever had."
Jon: "You too, Sam." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)
49:52
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Samwell Tarly:
Jon and Sam say their goodbyes at Winterfell.
Sam: "You're the best friend I ever had."
Jon: "You too, Sam." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)
Sam: "You're the best friend I ever had."
Jon: "You too, Sam." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)
Drogon arrives to the throne room and nudges at his Daenerys' lifeless body. He attacks and melts down the Iron Throne, before taking his mother's body and flying off to parts unknown.
(Sad Feels)
61:10
(+5)
Sansa Stark:
The Starks share their farewells with Jon Snow before he is exiled off to the Night's Watch.
Sansa: "But they (the North) lost their King."
Jon: "Ned Stark's daughter will speak for them. She's the best they could ask for." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)
Sansa: "But they (the North) lost their King."
Jon: "Ned Stark's daughter will speak for them. She's the best they could ask for." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)
62:49
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Bran Stark:
The Starks share their farewells with Jon Snow before he is exiled off to the Night's Watch.
Jon: "I'm sorry I wasn't there when you needed me."
Bran: "You were exactly where you were supposed to be." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)
Jon: "I'm sorry I wasn't there when you needed me."
Bran: "You were exactly where you were supposed to be." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)
The Starks share their farewells with Jon Snow before he is exiled off to the Night's Watch.
(Warm Fuzzy Moment)
Bronn drags one of Tyrion's carefully arranged Small Council chairs to the Hand's exasperation.
(Ridiculously Funny Moment)
68:02
(+3)
Samwell Tarly:
Tyrion inquires about how history regards him in the Archmaester Ebrose's new historical tome, "A Song of Ice and Fire" - but is told by Samwell Tarly that he isn't actually mentioned in it.
(Ridiculously Funny Moment)