BEND THE KNEE
PHARM
Owner: iowarx93
5-1, 58.5 roto pts (#1)
Z-Score:
1.277 (percentile: 89.94%)
Weeks at #1: 4.5
Categories won:
Political Wins (68), Insults Delivered / Funny Lines (66), Glasses of Wine Consumed (80)
Best Week:
Episode 2: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms
(+9 roto points)
Team MVP:
Tyrion Lannister
(picked #5,
206 points,
50% of team total)
Longest winstreak: W-3
Roster Stats
Roster
| charId | Character | Special |
|---|---|---|
| 17 |
Tyrion Lannister
|
* +1 point each time he is denied a drink * +1 point whenever he physically gives someone a coin (or other legal tender) |
| 216 |
Euron Greyjoy
|
+1 when he or his Ironborn is referenced as the "greatest" (including self-references) +1 for crude sexual remarks made about women he is courting |
| 38 |
Grey Worm
|
* +1 for every 3-syllable word uttered in the Common Tongue (Westerosi English), not counting proper nouns (Daenerys, Unsullied, etc.) * Receives standard sex points for making it to first base |
| 27 |
Podrick Payne
|
+1 point for failed attempts at basic tasks. +1 point for surprising people with how good he is at a task |
| 105 |
Jaqen H'ghar
|
+1 every time he dons a new disguise In the event that a Faceless Man's identity is ambiguous, points are awarded to the character whose face is worn at the time of the scoring event. |
| 104 |
Hot Pie
|
+1 point for every baked good or other food he prepares |
Kills
16:01
(+2)
Podrick Payne:
Podrick gets a quick stab on a wight that charges him.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
18:09
(+2)
Podrick Payne:
Podrick home run swings a wight into pieces with his dragonglass blade.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
19:08
(+4)
Podrick Payne:
Podrick runs through a wight with his sword, and slashes another on its side.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Grey Worm stabs a wight as it climbs over the wall.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Grey Worm lands a blow on a wight as it tries to climb the wall.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Grey Worm defends a cowering Sam from the wights.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
A bloodied Grey Worm fights off a wight with his spear.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
67:51
(+4)
Podrick Payne:
As Brienne and Jaimie are tied up against the wall, Podrick's hands are free and he continues to hack away at the wight horde, scoring two kills.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Grey Worm throws his spear through the back of a fleeing Captain Strickland, as the Unsullied forces rout the remains of the Golden Company and charge the King's Landing gate.
(Kill of Named Character)
Grey Worm spears a Lannister soldier as the Northern forces march their way into King's Landing.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Grey Worm throws a spear through the heart of a surrendered Lannister soldier, following his Queen's lead to raze the city and take no prisoners.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Grey Worm goes on a 9-soldier killing spree as he mows down Lannister soldiers with his spear in the fracas after their surrender.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Grey Worm spears 4 more soldiers as the fight against the Lannister soldiers continue.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
53:09
(+5)
Euron Greyjoy:
Euron stabs Jaime through the ribs with his dagger as the brawl in the sea cave underneath King's Landing.
(Major Injury of Named Character)
Political Wins
20:34
(+3)
Euron Greyjoy:
Euron returns to King's Landing, have secured the services of the Golden Company for Cersei Lannister and the Crown.
(Deals Brokered)
22:25
(+3)
Euron Greyjoy:
Euron finds a way to charm himself into Cersei's cold graces.
Cersei: "You want a whore, buy one. You want a queen earn her."
Euron: "How? I've given her justice, an army and the Iron Fleet, yet she gives me no sign of affection. My heart is nearly broken." (Convincing Argument)
Cersei: "You want a whore, buy one. You want a queen earn her."
Euron: "How? I've given her justice, an army and the Iron Fleet, yet she gives me no sign of affection. My heart is nearly broken." (Convincing Argument)
33:53
(+3)
Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion and Jon convince Daenerys to take a more cautioned approach to the war and lay siege to King's Landing instead of destroying it.
Daenerys: "No matter how many lords turn against her, as long as she sits on the Iron Throne, she can call herself Queen of the Seven Kingdoms. We need the capital."
Tyrion: "I watched the people of King's Landing rebel against their king when they were hungry, and that was before winter began. Give them the opportunity and they will cast Cersei aside."
Jon: "We'll surround the city. If the Iron Fleet tries to ferry in more food, the dragons will destroy them. If the Lannisters and the Golden Company attack, we'll defeat them in the field."
Tyrion: "Once the people see that Cersei is our only enemy, her reign is over." (Convincing Argument)
Daenerys: "No matter how many lords turn against her, as long as she sits on the Iron Throne, she can call herself Queen of the Seven Kingdoms. We need the capital."
Tyrion: "I watched the people of King's Landing rebel against their king when they were hungry, and that was before winter began. Give them the opportunity and they will cast Cersei aside."
Jon: "We'll surround the city. If the Iron Fleet tries to ferry in more food, the dragons will destroy them. If the Lannisters and the Golden Company attack, we'll defeat them in the field."
Tyrion: "Once the people see that Cersei is our only enemy, her reign is over." (Convincing Argument)
46:50
(+3)
Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion learns of Jon's heritage as a secret Targaryen and claimant to the Iron Throne through Sansa.
(Secret Discovery)
53:57
(+5)
Euron Greyjoy:
Euron and the Iron Fleet ambush Daenerys Targaryen's fleet on their way to Dragonstone, shooting Rhaegal out of the sky from their ship-mounted Scorpions.
(Kill of Named Character (Orchestrated))
55:45
(+3)
Euron Greyjoy:
Euron's Iron Fleet executes a devastating attack on Daenerys' armada, shooting down one of her dragons and sinking most of her ships just outside of Dragonstone.
(Victorious Battle)
57:23
(+3)
Euron Greyjoy:
Euron has captured Missandei and delivered her to King's Landing following the surprise attack on Daenerys' fleet.
(New Follower/Prisoner)
22:58
(+3)
Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion speaks his way past the Unsullied guards stationed outside of Jaime's tent
Unsullied: "We have orders to guard the prisoner."
Tyrion: "Ordered by whom, the Queen herself?"
Unsullied: "No."
Tyrion: "Well, in that case, as Hand of the Queen, I outrank whomever gave your order, probably by quite a lot." (Convincing Argument)
Unsullied: "We have orders to guard the prisoner."
Tyrion: "Ordered by whom, the Queen herself?"
Unsullied: "No."
Tyrion: "Well, in that case, as Hand of the Queen, I outrank whomever gave your order, probably by quite a lot." (Convincing Argument)
25:57
(+3)
Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion convinces Jaime to undertake the covert mission to smuggle Cersei out of King's Landing and escape to a new life.
"Do it. If you don't, you'll never see Cersei again." (Convincing Argument)
"Do it. If you don't, you'll never see Cersei again." (Convincing Argument)
26:21
(+3)
Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion unlocks Jaime's chains and frees him, sending him on a covert mission to rescue Cersei and end the war before Daenerys destroys the city.
"Tens of thousands of innocent lives. One not particularly innocent dwarf. Seems like a fair trade." (Act of Betrayal)
"Tens of thousands of innocent lives. One not particularly innocent dwarf. Seems like a fair trade." (Act of Betrayal)
The Northern forces win the ground war over the Lannister army, who are in disarray after surrendering their weapons and attempting to flee.
(Victorious Battle)
Grey Worm carries through with executing the Lannister prisoners over objections from Davos and Jon Snow.
Grey Worm: "It is not over until the queen's enemies are defeated."
Davos Seaworth: "How much more defeated do you want them to be? They're on their knees."
Grey Worm: "They are breathing." (Executive Decision)
Grey Worm: "It is not over until the queen's enemies are defeated."
Davos Seaworth: "How much more defeated do you want them to be? They're on their knees."
Grey Worm: "They are breathing." (Executive Decision)
Daenerys names Grey Worm to her Small Council as her new Master of War.
"You have walked beside me since the Plaza of Pride. You are the bravest of men, the most loyal of soldiers. I name you commander of all my forces, the Queen's Master of War." (New Title)
"You have walked beside me since the Plaza of Pride. You are the bravest of men, the most loyal of soldiers. I name you commander of all my forces, the Queen's Master of War." (New Title)
28:41
(+3)
Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion convinces Jon to betray Daenerys for the good of the realm. "It's a terrible thing I'm asking. It's also the right thing."
(Convincing Argument)
After Daenerys Targaryen's death, Grey Worm has taken charge of Tyrion as his prisoner, bringing him to the dragonpit to await judgment.
(New Follower/Prisoner)
Grey Worm confirms he also has Jon in his custody.
Sansa: "Where's Jon?"
Grey Worm: "He is our prisoner." (New Follower/Prisoner)
Sansa: "Where's Jon?"
Grey Worm: "He is our prisoner." (New Follower/Prisoner)
46:35
(+3)
Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion successfully deflects Grey Worm from discussing his fate by dangling a juicy power struggle in front of the Lords of Westeros instead.
Grey Worm: "You are not here to speak! Everyone has heard enough words from you."
Tyrion: "You're right. And no one's any better for it. But it's not for you to decide. Jon committed his crime here. His fate is for our king to decide. Or our queen."
Lord Royce: "We don't have a king or queen."
Tyrion: "You're the most powerful people in Westeros. Choose one." (Convincing Argument)
Grey Worm: "You are not here to speak! Everyone has heard enough words from you."
Tyrion: "You're right. And no one's any better for it. But it's not for you to decide. Jon committed his crime here. His fate is for our king to decide. Or our queen."
Lord Royce: "We don't have a king or queen."
Tyrion: "You're the most powerful people in Westeros. Choose one." (Convincing Argument)
49:43
(+3)
Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion is succesful in his nomination of Bran Stark for King of Westeros.
"I've had nothing to do but think these past few weeks. About our bloody history. About the mistakes we've made. What unites people? Armies? Gold? Flags? Stories. There's nothing in the world more powerful than a good story. Nothing can stop it. No enemy can defeat it. And who has a better story than Bran the Broken?" (Convincing Argument)
"I've had nothing to do but think these past few weeks. About our bloody history. About the mistakes we've made. What unites people? Armies? Gold? Flags? Stories. There's nothing in the world more powerful than a good story. Nothing can stop it. No enemy can defeat it. And who has a better story than Bran the Broken?" (Convincing Argument)
Forced by the demands of Grey Worm and the Unsullied, the rest of Westeros throws Jon under a bus, exiling him to the Night's Watch while everyone else gets noble titles.
Tyrion: "Giving you to the Unsullied would start a war. Letting you walk free would start a war. So our new king has chosen to send you to the Night's Watch." (Convincing Argument)
Tyrion: "Giving you to the Unsullied would start a war. Letting you walk free would start a war. So our new king has chosen to send you to the Night's Watch." (Convincing Argument)
69:19
(+3)
Podrick Payne:
Brienne refers to the newly-knighted Ser Podrick Payne as he arrives to wheel Bran out of the Small Council meeting.
(New Title)
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
6:22
(+3)
Tyrion Lannister:
to Varys as they arrive in a frigid Winterfell: "You should consider yourself lucky. At least your balls won't freeze off."
(Funny Line)
19:58
(+3)
Euron Greyjoy:
Cersei: "20,000 men is it? is it?"
Harry Strickland: "Yes, your Grace. A few died in transit."
Euron Greyjoy: "They cheated at dice. Or maybe I cheated. Someone cheated." (Funny Line)
Harry Strickland: "Yes, your Grace. A few died in transit."
Euron Greyjoy: "They cheated at dice. Or maybe I cheated. Someone cheated." (Funny Line)
21:52
(+3)
Euron Greyjoy:
Cersei: "You're insolent. I've executed men for less."
Euron: "They were lesser men." (Witty Insult)
Euron: "They were lesser men." (Witty Insult)
29:51
(+3)
Tyrion Lannister:
Varys (observing banners): "The Karstarks."
Tyrion: "One of the better sigils. Beats an onion, anyway." (Funny Line)
Tyrion: "One of the better sigils. Beats an onion, anyway." (Funny Line)
30:59
(+3)
Tyrion Lannister:
Varys: "Jon and Daenerys don't want to listen to lonely old men."
Tyrion: "I'm not that old... not as old as him (Davos Seaworth)." (Funny Line)
Tyrion: "I'm not that old... not as old as him (Davos Seaworth)." (Funny Line)
12:40
(+3)
Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion comments on the Lannister brothers reunion as they are spat upon by Northerners.
"Well, here we are... together again. And the masses rejoice." (Funny Line)
"Well, here we are... together again. And the masses rejoice." (Funny Line)
13:41
(+3)
Tyrion Lannister:
Jaime: "Don't be too hard on yourself. She fooled me more than anybody."
Tyrion: "She never fooled you. You always knew exactly what she was. And you loved her anyway." (Witty Insult)
Tyrion: "She never fooled you. You always knew exactly what she was. And you loved her anyway." (Witty Insult)
14:06
(+3)
Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion: "So, we're going to die. At Winterfell. Not the death I would've chosen. I always pictured myself dying in my own bed, at the age of 80, with a belly fully of wine and a [in unison with Jaime] girl's mouth around my cock."
(Funny Line)
30:43
(+3)
Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion: "You've had a strange journey."
Bran: "Stranger than most."
Tyrion: "I'd like to hear about it.
Bran: "It's a long story."
Tyrion: "If only we were in a castle, in the middle of winter with nowhere to go." (Funny Line)
Bran: "Stranger than most."
Tyrion: "I'd like to hear about it.
Bran: "It's a long story."
Tyrion: "If only we were in a castle, in the middle of winter with nowhere to go." (Funny Line)
34:58
(+3)
Tyrion Lannister:
to Jaime: "I wish father were here. I would love to see the look on his face when he realizes his two sons are about to die defending Winterfell."
(Funny Line)
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36:17
(+3)
Tyrion Lannister:
Brienne: "We didn't meant to interrupt, we were just looking for someplace warm to-"
Tyrion: "-to contemplate your imminent death. You've come to the right place." (Funny Line)
Tyrion: "-to contemplate your imminent death. You've come to the right place." (Funny Line)
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30:34
(+3)
Tyrion Lannister:
"You might be surprised at the lengths I'd go to avoid joining the Army of the Dead. I could think of no organization less suited to my talents."
(Funny Line)
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31:11
(+3)
Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion: "Maybe we should have stayed married."
Sansa: "You were the best of them."
Tyrion: "What a terrifying thought." (Funny Line)
Sansa: "You were the best of them."
Tyrion: "What a terrifying thought." (Funny Line)
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38:50
(+3)
Tyrion Lannister:
ribbing Jaime on his new dedication to Brienne: "I'm happy. I'm happy that you're happy. I'm happy that you'll finally have to climb for it."
(Funny Line)
38:53
(+3)
Tyrion Lannister:
ribbing Jaime on his new dedication to Brienne: "Do you know how long I've waited to tell tall-person jokes?"
(Funny Line)
44:34
(+3)
Tyrion Lannister:
to Sansa: "My Lady. [long pause] ...'My Lord' is the standard response."
(Funny Line)
61:32
(+3)
Tyrion Lannister:
Varys: "He (Jon Snow) is a man, which makes him more appealing to the lords of Westeros, whose support we are going to need."
Tyrion: "Joffrey was a man. I don't think a cock is a true qualification, as I'm sure you'd agree." (Witty Insult)
Tyrion: "Joffrey was a man. I don't think a cock is a true qualification, as I'm sure you'd agree." (Witty Insult)
22:30
(+3)
Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion attempts to speak to the Unsullied guards.
"I drink to eat the skull keeper."
"I want to eat the skull keeper."
"I want to see the..."
Unsullied: "-we speak the Common Tongue." (Funny Line)
"I drink to eat the skull keeper."
"I want to eat the skull keeper."
"I want to see the..."
Unsullied: "-we speak the Common Tongue." (Funny Line)
54:35
(+3)
Euron Greyjoy:
after stabbing Jaime through the ribs: "You fought well... for a cripple."
(Witty Insult)
22:01
(+3)
Tyrion Lannister:
"I suppose there's a crude kind of justice. I betrayed my closest friend and watched him burn. Now Varys's ashes can tell my ashes: See, I told you."
(Funny Line)
58:18
(+3)
Tyrion Lannister:
Jon: "I don't expect we'll ever see each other again."
Tyrion: "I wouldn't be so sure. A few years as Hand of the King would make anyone want to piss off the edge of the world." (Funny Line)
Tyrion: "I wouldn't be so sure. A few years as Hand of the King would make anyone want to piss off the edge of the world." (Funny Line)
71:10
(+3)
Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion: "I once brought a jackass and a honeycomb into a brothel."
(Funny Line)
Glasses of Wine Consumed
19:16
(+5)
Euron Greyjoy:
Euron drinks from his flask while chatting with Yara Greyjoy onboard his ship. He offers to Yara but she is apparently too proud to sell herself out for the fantasy points.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
34:50
(+5)
Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion drinks in front of the fireplace at Winterfell as he chats with Jaime. "I wish father were here."
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
36:41
(+5)
Podrick Payne:
Podrick gulps down the overflowing full cup of wine poured by Tyrion.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
51:10
(+5)
Podrick Payne:
Podrick drinks the last of his cup after Davos declares, "we're out of wine."
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
20:51
(+5)
Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion takes a swig from his wineskin after he realizes he has nothing to say to Sansa in the Winterfell crypts.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
30:45
(+5)
Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion drinks from his second wineskin as Varys and Sansa tell him to give up hope of venturing upstairs and being useful for the battle.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
49:12
(+5)
Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion drinks some liquid courage from his wineskin as the wights come bashing through to the crypt level.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
9:50
(+5)
Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion drinks in the far background as Gendry scoots his way up the aisle.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
9:50
(+5)
Podrick Payne:
Podrick drinks from his cup as Gendry makes his way through the aisle.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
13:22
(+5)
Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion refills and drinks at the the refill station as he and Davos discuss the political drama to come. "We may have defeated them, but we still have us to contend with."
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
15:30
(+5)
Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion drinks at the table with Jaime and Brienne as they kick off their drinking game of guesses.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
17:50
(+5)
Tyrion Lannister:
Brienne tells Tyrion he is wrong about his guess, and he is forced to drink.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
18:25
(+5)
Podrick Payne:
Podrick does a nervous drink as Tyrion guesses that Brienne is a virgin at the Feast of Winterfell.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
39:01
(+5)
Tyrion Lannister:
Jaime and Tyrion drink after toasting to Jaime's new relationship with Brienne. "To climbing mountains."
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
52:18
(+5)
Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion drinks in the ship's cabin while discussing the issue of Jon Snow's parentage with Varys.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
61:30
(+5)
Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion drinks in the throne room at Dragonstone as he and Varys discuss how to reign in Daenerys.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
Acts of Intercourse
25:25
(+5)
Euron Greyjoy:
Euron chats with Cersei after a romp in her chambers.
(Act of Intercourse)
25:25
(+5)
Euron Greyjoy:
Euron's right cheek is glimpsed as he pulls up his britches in Cersei's bedchambers.
(Non-sexual Nude Scene)
Grey Worm gives Missandei one last kiss as he joins formation with the Unsullied.
(Act of Intercourse)
20:47
(+10)
Podrick Payne:
Podrick has a girl in hand and chats up another Northern beauty before all three abscond into a dark corner of Winterfell.
(Act of Intercourse)
A Game of Thrones
9:53
(+1)
Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion sits at the head table to the side of Sansa and Jon Snow, as they host the Northern Lords at Winterfell.
(Basic Seat)
30:43
(+1)
Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion sits down to hear Bran's story.
Bran: "It's a long story."
Tyrion: "If only we were in a castle, in the middle of winter with nowhere to go." (Basic Seat)
Bran: "It's a long story."
Tyrion: "If only we were in a castle, in the middle of winter with nowhere to go." (Basic Seat)
34:50
(+1)
Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion sits in a chair by the fireplace at Winterfell, chatting with Jaime. "I wish father were here."
(Basic Seat)
51:06
(+1)
Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion sits as Davos declares "we're out of wine" to the fireplace crew.
(Basic Seat)
51:10
(+1)
Podrick Payne:
Podrick is sitting as Davos declares "we're out of wine" to the fireplace crew.
(Basic Seat)
8:54
(+1)
Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion sits at the head table during the celebratory feast at Winterfell.
(Basic Seat)
38:29
(+1)
Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion sits with Jaime in front of a fireplace in Winterfell, as Tyrion ribs Jaime on his newfound romance with Brienne.
(Basic Seat)
51:31
(+1)
Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion sits with Varys in the cabin below deck, discussing the secret of Jon's parentage.
(Basic Seat)
53:50
(+1)
Euron Greyjoy:
Euron sits in the gunner's seat of the Scorpion aboard his ship, as the Iron Fleet chases down Daenerys' dragons.
(Basic Seat)
66:08
(+3)
Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion tries out his seat in the Hand's chair before the Small Council meeting begins.
(Seat of Power)
67:01
(+3)
Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion hurriedly sits back into the Hand's chair as he hears the Small Council members enter the room.
(Seat of Power)
68:39
(+3)
Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion returns to the Hand's seat after Bran arrives at the Small Council meeting.
(Seat of Power)
69:51
(+3)
Tyrion Lannister:
Davos reseats himself in the Hand's chair at the Small Council meeting after King Bran's departure.
(Seat of Power)
Deaths
55:49
(+5)
Euron Greyjoy:
Euron bleeds out on the stones of the sea cave below King's Landing, having been stabbed through by Jaime.
"I'm the man who killed Jaime Lannister." (Death)
"I'm the man who killed Jaime Lannister." (Death)
Special
25:53
(+3)
Euron Greyjoy:
Euron questions Cersei about his performance compared to her other lovers.
Euron: "So how do I compare to the fat king?"
Cersei: "You're insulting my late husband?"
Euron: "Are you offended?"
Cersei: "Robert had a different whore every night, but he still didn't know his way around a woman's body."
Euron: "And the Kingslayer?"
Cersei: "You enjoy risking your neck, don't you?" (Special)
Euron: "So how do I compare to the fat king?"
Cersei: "You're insulting my late husband?"
Euron: "Are you offended?"
Cersei: "Robert had a different whore every night, but he still didn't know his way around a woman's body."
Euron: "And the Kingslayer?"
Cersei: "You enjoy risking your neck, don't you?" (Special)
15:42
(+3)
Podrick Payne:
Podrick impresses in a sparring session on the training grounds at Winterfell.
Jaime: "He's come a long way."
Brienne: "He's alright. Still has a lot to learn." (Special)
Jaime: "He's come a long way."
Brienne: "He's alright. Still has a lot to learn." (Special)
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"I am loyal to my Queen. I will fight for her until her *enemies* are *defeated.*
(Special)
51:37
(+3)
Podrick Payne:
After he gets passed over by the group as Tyrion Lannister entreats a song, Podrick surprises the group with his rich and moving rendition of the ballad, "Jenny of Oldstones".
(Special)
submitted by coreymarkhembree (approved!)
51:35
(+3)
Euron Greyjoy:
Jaime: "You're no King."
Euron: "Oh, but I am. And I fucked the Queen." (Special)
Euron: "Oh, but I am. And I fucked the Queen." (Special)
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The Feels
Grey Worm and Missandei make plans for summer vacation after the war is done.
Missandei: "My people are peaceful. We cannot protect ourselves."
Grey Worm: "My people are not peaceful. We will protect you." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)
Missandei: "My people are peaceful. We cannot protect ourselves."
Grey Worm: "My people are not peaceful. We will protect you." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)
51:00
(+5)
Podrick Payne:
Podrick delivers a heartfelt rendition of the ballad, "Jenny of Oldstones":
"High in the halls of the Kings who are gone
Jenny would dance with her ghosts
The ones she had lost and the ones she had found
And the ones who had loved her the most
The ones who'd been gone for so very long
She couldn't remember their names
They spun her around on the damp old stones
Spun away all her sorrow and pain
And she never wanted to leave
Never wanted to leave...
Never wanted to leave...
Never wanted to leave...
Never wanted to leave...
Never wanted to leave..." (Sad Feels)
"High in the halls of the Kings who are gone
Jenny would dance with her ghosts
The ones she had lost and the ones she had found
And the ones who had loved her the most
The ones who'd been gone for so very long
She couldn't remember their names
They spun her around on the damp old stones
Spun away all her sorrow and pain
And she never wanted to leave
Never wanted to leave...
Never wanted to leave...
Never wanted to leave...
Never wanted to leave...
Never wanted to leave..." (Sad Feels)
31:11
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Tyrion Lannister:
Sansa and Tyrion wax nostalgic to their King's Landing days, and all the trials they've endured since
Tyrion: "Maybe we should have stayed married."
Sansa: "You were the best of them." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)
Tyrion: "Maybe we should have stayed married."
Sansa: "You were the best of them." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)
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67:24
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Tyrion Lannister:
As the dead make their way into the Crypts, Sansa and Tyrion hide behind a tomb and share a tender moment. Tyrion kisses her hand as they pull out their weapons and join the fray.
(Warm Fuzzy Moment)
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12:40
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Tyrion Lannister:
Varys says his last words to Tyrion as he awaits his execution: "I hope I deserve it, truly I do. I hope I'm wrong. Goodbye, old friend."
(Sad Feels)
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22:30
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Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion attempts to speak to the Unsullied guards.
"I drink to eat the skull keeper."
"I want to eat the skull keeper."
"I want to see the..."
Unsullied: "-we speak the Common Tongue." (Ridiculously Funny Moment)
"I drink to eat the skull keeper."
"I want to eat the skull keeper."
"I want to see the..."
Unsullied: "-we speak the Common Tongue." (Ridiculously Funny Moment)
26:47
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Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion frees Jaime and the Lannister brothers say their goodbyes on the eve of the attack on King's Landing.
Tyrion: "You were the only one who didn't treat me like a monster. You were all I had." (Sad Feels)
Tyrion: "You were the only one who didn't treat me like a monster. You were all I had." (Sad Feels)
11:53
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Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion discovers the bodies of Jaime and Cersei buried beneath the rubble of the Red Keep.
(Sad Feels)
67:15
(+3)
Tyrion Lannister:
An exacerbated Tyrion reacts as the Small Council arrives and proceed to rearrange his carefully placed chairs.
(Ridiculously Funny Moment)
68:02
(+3)
Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion inquires about how history regards him in the Archmaester Ebrose's new historical tome, "A Song of Ice and Fire" - but is told by Samwell Tarly that he isn't actually mentioned in it.
(Ridiculously Funny Moment)