Wyld Fyre Stallyns
BAE-steros
Owner: wdgannon42
7-3, 49.5 roto pts (#1)
Z-Score:
1.098 (percentile: 86.4%)
Weeks at #1: 2
Categories won:
Political Wins (84), Insults Delivered / Funny Lines (120)
Best Week:
Episode 6: Blood of My Blood
(+12 roto points)
Team MVP:
Jaime Lannister
(picked #6,
94 points,
24.61% of team total)
Longest winstreak: W-4
Roster Stats
Roster
| charId | Character | Special |
|---|---|---|
| 19 |
Jaime Lannister
The second of the Lannister children, he is Cersei's lover and twin brother, and also the father of her three bastard children, the supposed sons and daughters of the late King Robert Baratheon. He also serves as Lord Commander of the Kingsguard, and recently returns from a mission to Dorne to rescue his daughter/niece, Myrcella Baratheon.
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* +1 point for awkward waves with his metal hand * +1 point when he uses his metal hand in a combat situation * +1 point when someone (excl. Cersei) references incest with Cersei or her childrens' bastardy directly to him * 2x multiplier for sex acts involving incest (first cousin or closer) |
| 192 |
High Sparrow
The leader of the Sparrows, a religious movement within the Faith of the Seven. After being appointed as High Septon by Cersei Lannister, he has lead a sweeping inquiry to root out moral corruption in King's Landing, imprisoning Loras Tyrell, Margaery Tyrell, and Cersei Lannister.
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1 politics point every time he (or Sparrows under his order) publicly out a named character for their sins |
| 67 |
Tormund Giantsbane
A leader of the Wildlings, and formerly a trusted lieutenant and second-in-command to Mance Rayder, the King Beyond the Wall. Although they have met in battle more than once, he bears a grudging respect for Jon Snow.
|
* every mention of "killing Crows" * every on-screen second he stares into Brienne's soul (rounded up) |
| 63 |
Yara Greyjoy
Theon's older sister, Yara was raised on the Iron Islands as a true Ironborn. She is a fearsome fighter and commands a longship of her own.
|
+1 when referencing that she is a lesbian, or making a pass at another woman |
| 81 |
Sandor Clegane (The Hound)
A fearsome warrior known as the Hound. Sandor formerly served in the Kingsguard of Joffrey Baratheon and accompanied Arya Stark on her travels. He was left for dead after a fight with Brienne of Tarth.
|
* +1 point for scenes where he eats * 2x multiplier for actions performed while confronted by fire |
| 101 |
Beric Dondarrion
Lord of Blackhaven, bannermen to House Baratheon. He now leads the Brotherhood Without Banners, an outlaw fighting group in the Riverlands.
|
Can receive points multiple times in the Death category +1 when shown igniting the flaming sword |
| 102 |
Thoros of Myr
A Red Priest from the city of Myr - he is a member of the Brotherhood Without Banners, led by Beric Dondarrion.
|
+1 point every time he revives someone. +1 when shown igniting his flaming sword |
| 4 |
Catelyn Stark
|
+1 point when giving motherly advice that is ignored |
Kills
10:59
(+2)
Tormund Giantsbane:
Tormund cuts down the first of Alliser Thorne's men who is foolish enough to charge at him.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
2:50
(+10)
Jaime Lannister:
Jaime slays the Mad King Aerys II during one of Bran's flashback visions.
(Kill of Named Character)
21:39
(+2)
Jaime Lannister:
Jaime clobbers Black Walder with his golden hand, leaving him with a severe bruise to the cheek.
Jaime: "Only a fool makes threats he's not prepared to carry out. Now let's say I threatened to hit you unless you shut your mouth, but you kept talking. What do you think I'd do?"
Black Walder: "I don't give a rat's-" *smack* (Minor Injury of Named Character)
Jaime: "Only a fool makes threats he's not prepared to carry out. Now let's say I threatened to hit you unless you shut your mouth, but you kept talking. What do you think I'd do?"
Black Walder: "I don't give a rat's-" *smack* (Minor Injury of Named Character)
submitted by bookworm13457 (approved!)
21:45
(+3)
Jaime Lannister:
Jaime acquires Edmure Tully as his prisoner after taking over the Siege of Riverrun.
(New Follower/Prisoner)
submitted by nyan (approved!)
The Hound kills three of the bandits sitting in camp, decapitating the first, cleaving the second in the chest, and slitting the throat of the third with his woodchopping axe.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
9:15
(+10)
Sandor Clegane (The Hound):
Sandor cuts down Gatins with his axe, after failing to extract information on the whereabouts of the bandit with the yellow cloak.
(Kill of Named Character)
Sandor kicks over a tree stump being stood on by the bandit, strangling him on the noose.
Thoros of Myr: "You're getting old, Clegane."
Sandor: "He's not." (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Thoros of Myr: "You're getting old, Clegane."
Sandor: "He's not." (Kill of Unnamed Character)
46:26
(+10)
Sandor Clegane (The Hound):
Sandor kicks over the tree stump being stood on by Lem Lemoncloak, strangling him on the noose.
(Kill of Named Character)
46:31
(+2)
Beric Dondarrion:
Beric kicks over the third tree stump, strangling the last of the bandits on a noose.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
41:48
(+2)
Tormund Giantsbane:
Tormund runs his sword through a Bolton soldier from behind, saving Jon Snow.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
43:51
(+2)
Tormund Giantsbane:
As the Wildling fighters charge into the Bolton shield line, Tormund reaches in to pull a soldier out of the formation, stabbing him through the belly.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
44:33
(+2)
Tormund Giantsbane:
Tormund grabs the shield-holder out of the Bolton formation and yanks him down into the mud, slashing him across the back.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
47:39
(+10)
Tormund Giantsbane:
After sustaining several headbutts from Smalljon Umber while they are trapped in the moshpit of death, Tormund goes in for the kill, biting into the Smalljon's neck and ripping out his jugular.
(Kill of Named Character)
9:05
(+5)
High Sparrow:
The High Sparrow orders the seven-pointed star to be carved into Loras Tyrell's forehead after his confessions, as a symbol of his sins and newfound faith in the Seven.
Margaery Tyrell: "You mutilated him. You gave me your word." (Major Injury of Named Character)
Margaery Tyrell: "You mutilated him. You gave me your word." (Major Injury of Named Character)
Political Wins
10:12
(+3)
Tormund Giantsbane:
Tormund successfully leads the Wildlings to victory at Castle Black, after Ser Alliser Thorne and his men throw down their weapons after a display of Wun Wun's force.
(Victorious Battle)
submitted by nyan (approved!)
37:21
(+3)
High Sparrow:
The High Sparrow convinces Tommen Baratheon to stand down his demands for his mother's entry into the Sept to see Myrcella.
High Sparrow: "A true leader avails himself of the wisest counsel he can. And no one is wiser than the Gods."
Tommen: "My grandfather once said something similar. Except for the part about the Gods."
High Sparrow: "The Gods worked through him whether he knew it or not. As they work through your mother. There's so much good in all of us. The best we can do is to help each other bring it out." (Convincing Argument)
High Sparrow: "A true leader avails himself of the wisest counsel he can. And no one is wiser than the Gods."
Tommen: "My grandfather once said something similar. Except for the part about the Gods."
High Sparrow: "The Gods worked through him whether he knew it or not. As they work through your mother. There's so much good in all of us. The best we can do is to help each other bring it out." (Convincing Argument)
39:27
(+3)
Jaime Lannister:
Jaime assists Cersei in convincing Kevan Lannister and Olenna Tyrell to march the Tyrell army into King's Landing to arrest the High Sparrow and rescue Queen Margaery. "When the High Sparrow is in custody or dead, preferably, and Margaery's back at Tommen's side, do you think the king will be angry at the outcome?"
(Convincing Argument)
submitted by coconnor723 (approved!)
43:11
(+3)
Yara Greyjoy:
Theon pledges his support for her in the upcoming Kingsmoot. "You should rule the Iron Islands. Let me help you."
(New Follower/Prisoner)
submitted by alexander.hilton91 (approved!)
21:17
(+3)
Yara Greyjoy:
Yara exposes Euron Greyjoy's assassination of her father Balon during the Kingsmoot, though he quickly counters it.
Yara: "Now I know what my first act as queen will be. To execute the man who killed my father."
Euron: "I did. I killed him. Threw him right over a rope bridge and watched him fall. He was leading us nowhere and we would still be heading there if it weren't for me. No one loved him. No one wanted to follow him ... I apologize to you all for not killing him years ago." (Secret Discovery)
Yara: "Now I know what my first act as queen will be. To execute the man who killed my father."
Euron: "I did. I killed him. Threw him right over a rope bridge and watched him fall. He was leading us nowhere and we would still be heading there if it weren't for me. No one loved him. No one wanted to follow him ... I apologize to you all for not killing him years ago." (Secret Discovery)
submitted by cmwalken15 (approved!)
26:26
(+3)
Yara Greyjoy:
Yara refuses to go out quietly after losing the Kingsmoot election to Euron Greyjoy - during his coronation ceremony she makes her escape and steals off with the best ships of the Iron Fleet.
(Act of Betrayal)
submitted by taylorreneegoodrich (approved!)
2:50
(+3)
Jaime Lannister:
Jaime stabs the Mad King Aerys II in the back during one of Bran's flashback visions.
(Act of Betrayal)
10:24
(+3)
High Sparrow:
The High Sparrow convinces King Tommen to allow Margaery to proceed with her Walk of Atonement.
Tommen: "Is there no other way? ... It just seems very dangerous."
High Sparrow: "She'll be protected the entire way. The Faith Militant are very stern with those who overstep their bounds." (Convincing Argument)
Tommen: "Is there no other way? ... It just seems very dangerous."
High Sparrow: "She'll be protected the entire way. The Faith Militant are very stern with those who overstep their bounds." (Convincing Argument)
30:28
(+3)
High Sparrow:
The High Sparrow announces Margaery's crimes to the masses gathered at the Sept of Baelor. "Rich or poor, noble or common, if we sin, we must atone. Margaery of House Tyrell came to us a sinner. She stood before the gods in the holy sept and lied. She turned a blind eye to her brother's sins. She disgraced her house, her King, and herself."
(Politics Special)
36:49
(+3)
High Sparrow:
The High Sparrow picks up an ownership stake in King's Landing after announcing a joint venture with Tommen Baratheon to make the Seven Kingdoms great again.
High Sparrow: "Together we announce a new age of harmony. A holy alliance between the Crown and the Faith."
Tommen: "The Crown and the Faith are the twin pillars upon which the world rests. Together we will restore the Seven Kingdoms to glory." (Acquire a New Castle/City/Army/Loot)
High Sparrow: "Together we announce a new age of harmony. A holy alliance between the Crown and the Faith."
Tommen: "The Crown and the Faith are the twin pillars upon which the world rests. Together we will restore the Seven Kingdoms to glory." (Acquire a New Castle/City/Army/Loot)
submitted by as38 (approved!)
36:52
(+6)
High Sparrow:
The High Sparrow announces the latest high-profile devotees to sign onto Team Sparrow, in a joint press conference with Tommen Baratheon and Margaery Tyrell.
"Queen Margaery has already atoned for her sins by bringing another into the true light of the Seven. Together we announce a new age of harmony. A holy alliance between the Crown and the Faith." (New Follower/Prisoner)
"Queen Margaery has already atoned for her sins by bringing another into the true light of the Seven. Together we announce a new age of harmony. A holy alliance between the Crown and the Faith." (New Follower/Prisoner)
41:32
(+3)
Jaime Lannister:
Despite being demoted out of the Kingsguard, Jaime is assigned a new role as head of the Lannister armies sent to deal with the Blackfish in the Riverlands. "I'm being sent to deal with the Blackfish. Apparently Walder Frey can't manage it on his own because he's 400 years old. Sent me with an army to the Riverlands and a siege that could last months."
(New Title)
submitted by nyan (approved!)
13:39
(+3)
Tormund Giantsbane:
Tormund convinces the other Wildlings to march for Jon Snow. "The Crows killed him, because he spoke for the Free Folk when no other Southerners would. He died for us. If we are not willing to do the same for him, we're cowards. If that's what we are, we deserve to be the last of the Free Folk."
(Convincing Argument)
21:55
(+6)
Jaime Lannister:
Lothar Frey and Black Walder find themselves under Jaime Lannister's command as he arrives to take over the siege forces surrounding Riverrun.
(New Follower/Prisoner)
35:31
(+3)
Jaime Lannister:
Jaime successfully convinces Edmure Tully to comply with his plan to retake Riverrun, sending him to the gates to ask for entry.
(Convincing Argument)
40:00
(+3)
Jaime Lannister:
Jaime is victorious in the Siege of Riverrun after his Trojan Horse, Edmure Tully, gains access to the castle and willingly opens his gates to the Lannister army.
(Victorious Battle)
41:19
(+3)
Jaime Lannister:
Jaime captures the castle of Riverrun.
(Acquire a New Castle/City/Army/Loot)
41:50
(+3)
Jaime Lannister:
While watching from the ramparts of the newly-acquired Riverrun, Jaime spots Brienne and Podrick rowing away from the castle under the cover of night.
(Secret Discovery)
submitted by nsimmonds (approved!)
44:37
(+3)
Beric Dondarrion:
Beric has captured Lem Lemoncloak, who was falsely leading a band of outlaws in the name of the Brotherhood without Banners.
(New Follower/Prisoner)
30:04
(+3)
Yara Greyjoy:
Yara agrees to give Daenerys use of the Iron Fleet, and convinces her to come to Westeros and back her claim to the Iron Islands, despite Tyrion's mistrust of the Greyjoys and Theon in particular.
(Convincing Argument)
submitted by cmwalken15 (approved!)
8:37
(+3)
High Sparrow:
Loras renounces his claims to House Tyrell and swears himself to the High Sparrow and the Faith of the Seven.
Loras Tyrell: "I will abandon the Tyrell name and all that goes with it. I will renounce my lordship and my claims on Highgarden. I will never marry and I will never father children."
High Sparrow: "Brother Loras, I ask you to dedicate your life to the Seven Gods. Will you fight to defend your faith against heretics and apostates?"
Loras Tyrell: "I will." (New Follower/Prisoner)
Loras Tyrell: "I will abandon the Tyrell name and all that goes with it. I will renounce my lordship and my claims on Highgarden. I will never marry and I will never father children."
High Sparrow: "Brother Loras, I ask you to dedicate your life to the Seven Gods. Will you fight to defend your faith against heretics and apostates?"
Loras Tyrell: "I will." (New Follower/Prisoner)
10:04
(+3)
High Sparrow:
The High Sparrow reneges on his agreement to release Loras Tyrell after his confessions (presumably unharmed).
Margaery Tyrell: "You mutilated him. You gave me your word."
High Sparrow: "And I have kept my word. Once the Queen Mother's trial is concluded, Brother Loras is free to leave." (Act of Betrayal)
Margaery Tyrell: "You mutilated him. You gave me your word."
High Sparrow: "And I have kept my word. Once the Queen Mother's trial is concluded, Brother Loras is free to leave." (Act of Betrayal)
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
11:48
(+3)
Tormund Giantsbane:
Alliser Thorne: "For thousands of years, the Night's Watch has held Castle Black against the Wildlings."
Tormund: "Until you." (Witty Insult)
Tormund: "Until you." (Witty Insult)
18:20
(+3)
High Sparrow:
to Jaime Lannister, as his Sparrows circle in: "Every one of us is poor and powerless. And yet, together, we can overthrow an empire."
(Threat)
submitted by as38 (approved!)
19:08
(+3)
Jaime Lannister:
High Sparrow: "You would spill blood in this holy place?"
Jaime: "Oh the Gods won't mind. They spill more blood than the rest of us combined." (Threat)
Jaime: "Oh the Gods won't mind. They spill more blood than the rest of us combined." (Threat)
38:56
(+3)
Yara Greyjoy:
Yara: "Deepwood Motte was our last stronghold on the mainland."
Balon: "Then we will take more."
Yara: "Why? For more pinecones and rocks?" (Witty Insult)
Balon: "Then we will take more."
Yara: "Why? For more pinecones and rocks?" (Witty Insult)
submitted by kosowankenobi (approved!)
6:43
(+3)
Tormund Giantsbane:
Tormund: "The think you're some kind of God, the man who returned from the dead."
Jon Snow: "I'm not a god."
Tormund: "I know that. I saw your pecker. What kind of God would have a pecker that small? (Witty Insult)
Jon Snow: "I'm not a god."
Tormund: "I know that. I saw your pecker. What kind of God would have a pecker that small? (Witty Insult)
30:35
(+3)
Jaime Lannister:
to Qyburn: "Does he (Gregor Clegane) understand what we're saying? I mean, to the extent that he ever understood complete sentences in the first place."
(Witty Insult)
35:18
(+3)
Jaime Lannister:
to High Sparrow: "You've already insulted one great house. It won't happen twice. Every last sparrow will die before Margaery Tyrell walks down that street."
(Threat)
41:32
(+3)
Jaime Lannister:
"I'm being sent to deal with the Blackfish. Apparently Walder Frey can't manage it on his own because he's 400 years old."
(Witty Insult)
Septon Ray: "There's a reason you're still here."
Sandor: "Aye, there's a reason. I'm a big fucker and I'm tough to kill." (Funny Line)
Sandor: "Aye, there's a reason. I'm a big fucker and I'm tough to kill." (Funny Line)
9:22
(+3)
High Sparrow:
to Margaery: "The Queen of Thorns is a remarkable woman, a strong woman. And an unrepentant sinner. You must teach her the new one, as she taught you the old, or I fear for her safety, body and soul."
(Threat)
15:00
(+3)
Tormund Giantsbane:
Jon Snow: "Are you sure they'll come (the Wildling armies)?"
Tormund: "We're not clever like you Southerners. When we say we'll do something, we do it." (Witty Insult)
Tormund: "We're not clever like you Southerners. When we say we'll do something, we do it." (Witty Insult)
18:15
(+3)
Jaime Lannister:
Bronn: "Now that is a sorry attempt at a siege. Someone needs to teach those sad twats how to dig trenches."
Jaime: "Someone certainly does." (Funny Line)
Jaime: "Someone certainly does." (Funny Line)
21:29
(+3)
Jaime Lannister:
to Black Walder: "Only a fool makes threats he's not prepared to carry out. Now let's say I threatened to hit you unless you shut your mouth, but you kept talking. What do you think I'd do?"
(Threat)
submitted by nsimmonds (approved!)
35:09
(+3)
Yara Greyjoy:
to Theon: "Nothing on the Iron Islands has an ass like that. Doesn't interest you anymore?"
(Witty Insult)
(Witty Insult)
submitted by cmwalken15 (approved!)
Septon Ray: "Violence is a disease. You don't cure a disease by spreading it to more people."
Sandor: "You don't cure it by dying, either." (Witty Insult)
Sandor: "You don't cure it by dying, either." (Witty Insult)
Gatins: "Fuck you!"
Sandor: "Those are your last words, 'fuck you'? Come on, you can do better."
Gatins: "Cunt!"
Sandor: "You're shit at dying, you know that?" (Witty Insult)
Sandor: "Those are your last words, 'fuck you'? Come on, you can do better."
Gatins: "Cunt!"
Sandor: "You're shit at dying, you know that?" (Witty Insult)
16:31
(+3)
Jaime Lannister:
on Sansa Stark: "In my experience, girls like her don't live very long."
(Witty Insult)
31:18
(+3)
Jaime Lannister:
Edmure Tully: "Do you imagine yourself a decent person? ... After you've massacred my family. Kept me in a cell for years. Stolen our lands."
Jaime: "I'll remind you that our houses are at war. I'm sorry if this conflict has inconvenienced you, but rebelling against the Crown does have consequences." (Witty Insult)
Jaime: "I'll remind you that our houses are at war. I'm sorry if this conflict has inconvenienced you, but rebelling against the Crown does have consequences." (Witty Insult)
34:35
(+3)
Jaime Lannister:
to Edmure Tully: "I'll send for your baby boy. And I'll launch him into Riverrun with a catapult. Because you don't matter to me, Lord Edmure. Your son doesn't matter to me. The people in the castle don't matter to me. Only Cersei."
(Threat)
45:00
(+3)
Thoros of Myr:
Sandor Clegane: "They killed a friend of mine."
Thoros: "You've got friends?" (Witty Insult)
Thoros: "You've got friends?" (Witty Insult)
to Anguy: "Drop that arrow, you bloody girl. Tougher girls than you have tried to kill me."
(Witty Insult)
Thoros of Myr: "We're not butchers. We hang them."
Sandor: "Hanging? All over in an instant. Where's the punishment in that?"
Thoros: "They die."
Sandor: "We all bloody die. Except this one here (Beric Dondarrion)." (Funny Line)
Sandor: "Hanging? All over in an instant. Where's the punishment in that?"
Thoros: "They die."
Sandor: "We all bloody die. Except this one here (Beric Dondarrion)." (Funny Line)
Sandor: "There was a time I would have killed all seven of you just to gut these three."
Thoros: "You're getting old, Clegane."
Sandor: "He's not." *kicks over stump to hang bandit* (Witty Insult)
Thoros: "You're getting old, Clegane."
Sandor: "He's not." *kicks over stump to hang bandit* (Witty Insult)
Beric Dondarrion: "Enjoying yourself?"
Sandor: "I prefer chicken." (Funny Line)
Sandor: "I prefer chicken." (Funny Line)
16:29
(+3)
Tormund Giantsbane:
Jon Snow: "We're digging trenches all along our flanks. They won't be able to hit us the way that Stannis hit you, in a double envelopment."
Tormund: ...
Jon: "A pincer move."
Tormund: ...
Jon: "They won't be able to hit us from the sides."
Tormund: "Good." (Funny Line)
Tormund: ...
Jon: "A pincer move."
Tormund: ...
Jon: "They won't be able to hit us from the sides."
Tormund: "Good." (Funny Line)
21:58
(+3)
Tormund Giantsbane:
to Davos: "I have a jug of sour goat's milk stronger than any of that grape water you southern twats like sucking on."
(Witty Insult)
22:23
(+3)
Tormund Giantsbane:
Davos: "I can never sleep the night before a battle."
Tormund: "So what do you do all night?"
Davos: "I walk. Think and walk. Think and walk until I'm far enough away from camp that no one can hear me shitting my guts out."
Tormund: *laughs* "... Happy shitting." (Funny Line)
Tormund: "So what do you do all night?"
Davos: "I walk. Think and walk. Think and walk until I'm far enough away from camp that no one can hear me shitting my guts out."
Tormund: *laughs* "... Happy shitting." (Funny Line)
28:11
(+3)
Yara Greyjoy:
Meeting with Daenerys:
Theon: "The Iron Fleet isn't all [Euron Greyjoy's] bringing. He also wants to give you-"
Yara: "His big cock, I think he said." (Funny Line)
Theon: "The Iron Fleet isn't all [Euron Greyjoy's] bringing. He also wants to give you-"
Yara: "His big cock, I think he said." (Funny Line)
submitted by becharafayad1997 (approved!)
28:19
(+3)
Yara Greyjoy:
Daenerys: "And I imagine your offer is free of any marriage demands?"
Yara: "I never demand, but I'm up for anything, really." (Funny Line)
Yara: "I never demand, but I'm up for anything, really." (Funny Line)
28:37
(+3)
Yara Greyjoy:
Theon: "Your ancestors defeated ours and took the Iron Islands. We ask you to give them back."
Daenerys: "And that's all?"
Yara: "We'd like you to help us murder an uncle or two who don't think a woman's fit to rule." (Funny Line)
Daenerys: "And that's all?"
Yara: "We'd like you to help us murder an uncle or two who don't think a woman's fit to rule." (Funny Line)
submitted by becharafayad1997 (approved!)
26:10
(+3)
Jaime Lannister:
Walder Frey: "Fear is a marvelous thing."
Jaime: "They don't fear the Freys, though. They fear the Lannisters. We gave you the Riverlands to hold the Riverlands. If we have to ride north and take them back for you every time you lose them, why do we need you?" (Witty Insult)
Jaime: "They don't fear the Freys, though. They fear the Lannisters. We gave you the Riverlands to hold the Riverlands. If we have to ride north and take them back for you every time you lose them, why do we need you?" (Witty Insult)
submitted by moonbaseu92 (approved!)
Glasses of Wine Consumed
48:01
(+5)
Tormund Giantsbane:
Tormund drinks from his mug as Jon Snow unrolls the letter from Ramsay Bolton.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
Sandor drinks from a cup handed to him by Septon Ray while taking a lunch break.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
Sandor drinks from his bottle after a hard afternoon of hacking down tree branches.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
47:02
(+5)
Thoros of Myr:
Thoros drinks from his wineskin as he walks towards the campfire.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
Sandor takes a swig from a wineskin handed to him by Thoros of Myr.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
Acts of Intercourse
43:08
(+10)
Jaime Lannister:
Jaime and Cersei get it on after hot and heavy dirty talk about the power of House Lannister and destroying their enemies. "They've made us both stronger, all of them. They have no idea how strong we are. No idea what we're going to do to them. We've always been together. We'll always be together."
(Act of Intercourse)
37:28
(+5)
Yara Greyjoy:
Yara wanders off with a whore in Volantis. "Now, since it's my last night ashore for a long while, I'm gonna go fuck the tits off this one."
(Act of Intercourse)
Sandor whips it out to single-handedly replenish the Riverlands.
(Non-sexual Nude Scene)
Deaths
17:25
(+10)
High Sparrow:
The High Sparrow is engulfed as the wildfire explosion rips through the floor of the Sept of Baelor.
(Death)
Special
32:28
(+3)
Jaime Lannister:
Olenna to Cersei: "Margaery is the Queen. You are not the Queen, because you're not married to the king. I do appreciate these things can get a bit confusing in your family."
(Special)
(Special)
21:39
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Jaime Lannister:
Jaime smacks Black Walder with his golden hand as he gives a lesson on threats.
Jaime: "Only a fool makes threats he's not prepared to carry out. Now let's say I threatened to hit you unless you shut your mouth, but you kept talking. What do you think I'd do?"
Black Walder: "I don't give a rat's-" *smack* (Special)
Jaime: "Only a fool makes threats he's not prepared to carry out. Now let's say I threatened to hit you unless you shut your mouth, but you kept talking. What do you think I'd do?"
Black Walder: "I don't give a rat's-" *smack* (Special)
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Jaime Lannister:
after spotting them from the castle wall, Jaime waves to Brienne and Podrick as they row away from Riverrun.
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Jaime Lannister:
Bronn converses with Jaime about the women at the Frey-Lannister feast.
Jaime: "Not my type."
Bronn: "Not blonde enough?" (Special)
Jaime: "Not my type."
Bronn: "Not blonde enough?" (Special)